We are a couple, happily married for over 20 years who like a little spice in our lives. Mr Metal has a wee bit of the sexual sadist in him which is good as Mrs Metal is a bit of a sexual masochist. Mr Metal can sometimes be bi-curious and does find the occasional cock very arousing but Mrs Metal is only interested in men (much to Mr Metal's disappointment!). We enjoy many aspects of sex as you can see from our gallery although some of our play cannot be shown here (such as needle play for starters). When it comes to NN its Mrs Metal who likes to chat in the chat room and status. Mr Metal prefers to lurk in the background and photograph our play for you to enjoy. We enjoy and appreciate your comments and ratings on our pics but please, if you don't like what you see, move on and keep the hateful/hurtful comments to yourself. We also enjoy your pm's but if we don't get back to you, please don't be offended, sometimes real life gets in the way. We don't cam so please don't ask but the occasional fantasy and/or suggestion is always welcome. Friend requests are always welcome but some interaction first will get a faster and more positive response. We have made some good friends here on NN and look forward to making many more for years to come so don't be afraid to say 'Hi'. We don't bite......well Mr Metal might but only if you want him to!
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Monday, February 12, 2018, 10:20:47 PM- Fifty shades of grey | ||||||
The missus bought a paperback Down Eason's the other day, I had a look inside her bag; T'was "fifty shades of grey" Well I left her to it, And at ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread........ In her left she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down upon the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn't weathered well; She's eighty four next week!! Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. And things then went from bad to worse; She toppled of her zimmer! She struggled back upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said That I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Mabel, You'd see just why I spluttered, I'd spent two months in traction For the last complaint I'd uttered. She stood there nude and naked Bent forward just a bit I went to hold her, sensual like And stood upon her tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out; "Step on the other one!!" Well readers, I can tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of grey. | ||||||
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Wednesday, January 3, 2018, 2:49:43 PM- 18 question | ||||||
From Tex's blog. Mrs Metal answering. 1. Do you make your bed everyday? No point, as soon as I get up the kids claim it. 2. What's your favorite number? 13 3. What is your dream job? My job but with less of the politics 4. If you could, would you go back to school? Probably 5. Can you parallel park? Yep but avoid it 6. Name a job you had which people would be shocked to know you had. 7. Do you think aliens are real? Yes 8. Can you drive a stick shift? Of course, 9. What is your guilty pleasure? Being sneaky 10. What's your dream car? Mark one capri, my dad had one when we were kids and I loved it. 11. Do you talk to yourself? Not out loud. Yes and what's wrong with talking to yourself out loud? 12. Do you like doing puzzles? Yes 13. Favorite music? Have an eclectic taste, depends on my mood 14. Coffee or tea? Coffee 15. Do you hit the snooze button? Yep, normally until I'm running late. 16. Love or money? Love 17. Pets? 2 Dogs and fish, sadly the cats are no more 18. First thing you remember you wanted to be growing up? Nurse or soldier Play along ... copy and paste this onto your wall, change my answers to yours, and let your friends learn a little about you. | ||||||
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Wednesday, November 1, 2017, 9:08:00 PM- Another pic of Adam moonlighting | ||||||
Okay, yeah not quite Adam unless he's had a boob job, but it made me laugh. And yes, looks like I forgot to reduce the size | ||||||
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Saturday, October 7, 2017, 9:42:20 PM- Rantallion....... | ||||||
......is a word from the 1700-1800s used to describe a man whose scrotum is longer than his penis i.e. whose shot pouch is lower than the barrel of his piece. Thank you, 8 out of ten cats does countdown | ||||||
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Monday, September 4, 2017, 10:34:23 PM- You HONEST opinion please........ | ||||||
.......... and not the P.C. opinion. I came across an article recently about Joy, the fashion retailer and a card they were selling. The card read, 'Don't get mad, take lithium.' If you have the time please follow the link, read the article and give your HONEST opinion. Thank you [url]http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/joy-sparks-outrage-with-card-trivialising-bipolar-disorder-9747557.html[/url] | ||||||
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Monday, October 31, 2016, 11:26:37 PM- Halloween | ||||||
In this run up to Halloween a few things have started to bug me and I thought I would set a few misconceptions straight. Just because Halloween isn't a big deal down in England doesn't mean that it isn't a big thing north of the border. In fact Halloween in Scotland has been observed for over 400 years and is still very big today. Our children dress up and go guising, where they perform a party trick, tell a joke or sing a song and receive a treat for their performance. The Scots and Irish took the celebration of Halloween and the guising over to America. In time guising became 'trick or treat' which does have its merits, especially after having just heard over 60 kids tell their jokes, of which there were only 4 that were original all evening lol. Happy Samhain wishes to you all Blessed be. | ||||||
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Sunday, October 16, 2016, 10:00:03 PM- Are you ok | ||||||
The other night in status when talking about mental health and so on I said I'd try and post this print. Sometimes we can all take it a face value when someone says they're ok but maybe we need to take some time to make sure. | ||||||
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Monday, September 26, 2016, 8:49:49 PM- Comic con. | ||||||
Just had a great weekend away at comic con with Mr M and our kids. Mr M wasn't looking forward to it but when he spotted the scantily clad women with tight spandex clothing he was more than willing to stay. In fact he didn't want to leave, muttering something about 'cleavage' and 'camel toes'. Something that became clear very quickly and was a breath of fresh air, is that it doesn't matter what age, gender, disability or body type you are, at comic con you can be who you want to be and it's accepted, no questions asked or judgments made. Saw a great T-shirt there that we thought might appeal to some,it certainly did to us (pic below), and we're sure we bumped into one of the mods from here, freelancing. See other pic below | ||||||
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Monday, September 19, 2016, 9:13:51 PM- hacked | ||||||
If anyone is on FB don't open links from friends of pics/vids, subject 'are you in this video?' unless you check with them first. My eldest did thinking it was from a friend, only it wasn't and now it's sending the same link to all her friends. | ||||||
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Sunday, September 18, 2016, 1:03:21 PM- humbling | ||||||
there has been a lot of talk about the Paralympics and how amazing and humbling it is to watch the athletes. I came across this story today, which is truly humbling and thought that TC might appreciate it. Providing I get the link right lol. [url]http://www.onegreenplanet.org/news/blind-man-and-his-armless-best-friend-plant-trees-in-china/[/url] | ||||||
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