michaelthe1's blog post - thoughts of the day n things 2 smile about

1 more month has pretty much come n gone
so my last act of kindness thoughts;

So many gods, so many creeds, so many paths that wind and wind while just the art of being kind is all the world needs.
With every deed you are sowing a seed, though the harvest you may not see now.
The truest greatness lies in being kind, the truest wisdom in a happy mind.
Ella Wheeler Wilcox

in America we have a day for this man
in jan.
I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'
The ultimate tragedy is not the oppression and cruelty by the bad people but the silence over that by the good people.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

feb. is national heart month here
very good as valentines is in feb.
so in feb. my thoughts will be with hearts

Happiness depends upon ourselves.
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
Aristotle

so for smiles ;

Drivers Licence

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies sweetly."It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother,
"I know how old you are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young lady?"

"Because you got an F in sex."
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The Paramedic and The 3 Year Old

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to
hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and
after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his
little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and
asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed.

Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first
place...... smack his ass again!"

music;
Spanish words thought of the day as valentines comes up soon
the name of the song is
captive of love

my wish for every1 this year is if u have found ur true love u grow even closer
n if u have not that u find that person this year

live love n laugh w passion