live love laugh

i do not rem my first name here but michaelb has hit 10 years here .ive come n gone over the years but this always family to me
live /love /laugh

her is a old fav. with nudity n art in the video. live/love n laugh

my blog well its about my life not asking for anyone to tune in.
thought about my childhood in memphis . a friend ran into a telephone pole n loss his life he was a dj . back then they played 45s he left me a ton of them . as a kid this was 1 of my favs.

mmm hump day im sure that means sex day ! lol live/love n laugh
a joke ;
Union Rules & Hookers----



A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.






"I'd like her," he said.


"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."







--
"Never attribute to malice that which can be ascribed to sheer stupidity

lots of wend i rain n fl today best wishes for the rest of the east coast guess its the price we pay for loving water so much
hope it keeps going more north n all are well.
so heres a live song from my fav. oz person.
always take the time to live/love n laugh





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my son was in austin tx a couple weeks ago with 1 of his best friends so here is a little comedy from tom rhodes;

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food