In a more mundane moment this week i caught a program on tv about the web.....
Basically it was saying that 2billion people worldwide are hooked up to the net now which got me thinking.....You could think that due to time differences there would be approximately half of that quantity logged on at anyone time, and from that; statistically speaking; it means i've got a 1 in a billion chance of gettin laid/finding partners etc etc!
That being the case i'm seriously thinking about doing the lottery.....as, it appears, that i've got more chance of winning it than finding a partner etc!

just a thought......who's gonna proove me wrong....bit late for valentines day.....but my birthday is gettin too close for comfort as well...xx

Well what a week its been........i don't usually write
(blog) this often but after my latest non meets i
decided to vent some spleen......

Been let down or should that be suckered by 4
different people this week, and thats not to mention
the couple (who i have met before) who were
bothered enough to say no thanks....its pretty basic
manners i thought, rather than leading someone
on.....

Can't exactly see the fun in that especially as i'm
not a cammer tributer or anything like that
anymore.....my paranoia suggests it might be due
to an earlier blog which said words to the effect of
i'm finding it easier to spot the scammers, which is
an honest statement as i used to be freakin
useless! Though i have yet to also discount the
theory that it might be one or other of my non nn
mates....yes it rancours for a while....then i pick
meself up and get on with the fact that not everyone
will like or fancy me or my dick.....

The one that really got me and that i thought was
particularily mean was the lady who asked me to
set up a gangbang for her which i did, and since
wednesday stopped replying to my mail? I think
its actually annoyed me not because of all the
small minded games being played, but because i'm
genuine and if i say i can make it or do it.....i can
and do!

On a lighter point; my new camera arrived this
week, only taken and posted three decent shots as
i work through the settings; but the quality is so
much better than a camera phone (...i wonder why!)
which is what i've been using for the past four years
now....obviously its also better than my very early
posts which were done on a webcam. However, i'm
a little surprised with the lack of accessories
needed to protect the investment which actually
come in the box, the least of which i expected was
a screen protector and carry case....Now all i've got
to do is find willing partners in crime!
Very surprised at the ammount of hits i got from my
pleasure chest post. Its almost doubled the highest
scoring one in the past 4 years!.....hopefully i'll be
able to display the full collection which with the
camera phone i wasn't able to do; or with much
quality either.....i do like my toys and same room
fun.... just boundary exploration.....still looking for a
lady with a strap-on tho....

One thought however, as i don't consider myself to
be usually uptight other than in political issues is i
did have an array of travel innoculations at the
begining of the week (which has given me mild
doses of nasties i guess), as i am heading towards
strapping a pack on my back again. I do like the
uk, obviously the climate is shite, but i still have
very little to stay here for as work is very slow and
real friends are all married and so far away in mind
and bodies....i'm sure you know what i'm
saying....that is if any of you do take an
interest....and if you do lol get back to me!

Consider my spleen fully vented ......now to crack
open the absolut......

blah blah blog....or round robin

Another tergid moment in an almost boring and un-eventfull xmas week due as much to the weather as families leads my digits towards the keyboard once more. Well ok it is the end of january now....been forcefully hibernating; a weather thing.......

I've not exactly been busy over the last year outside of parental demands (if you're confused i am still single and have no children!) though that has meant more time spent here or at least the net in general (Must admit, being single i'm gagging for it alot of the time and even when i'm not on my lappy i'm always perving via my cell).

Time also is continuing to be spent re-configuring hard drives to allow more space to burn my record collection to mp3, vastly superior sound in my opinion. Also download time versus recording from vinyl is slower(5 hours to download an lp via itunes?), though this could be my aging system and it wasn't done via bit torrent.....I must admit though it isnt exactly fast recording from vinyl either: specially after a few glasses...

Over the past year i've also been on a different site other than nn, same deal.... free membership, with the hope that i could compare stats and i'd get to meet some like minded kinksters, even if it were only for fun............was i successful i hear you cry...that is if anyone actually can be bothered reading my rants anyway........well, the other site was full of fake memberships and time wasters, and it was difficult to distinguish them from the real profiles, i did spend alot of time emailing, met two unsatisfactory 'matches'
and not quite two others, and made no real friends also due to my eagerness let another slip away....and here?.....this year has been good, i've made a couple of friends......one very special (hi u! xx) met a couple of people( hi u! xx), missed a couple, mr&mrs you know who you are....still sorry 'bout it too.....and i do find it easier to spot the fraudsters......also been practicing the delights of shabiri and master games in general but still consider myself a switch.....loads more fun that way!

However i'm a lil dissapointed that the status messages have gone from fun to small ads so quickly....thought that was why nn had a notice board and chat room meself......but everyone to their own!

Not been able to post as many pics as i would have liked either this year; using my flip cellphone for pics limits what you can actually take, it may be time to buy a digital camera, or, lol, just stop posting altogether, i mean i hardly ever get comments or in fact hits on my pics anyway!.......but i do need a new camera too.....decisions decisions! probably be sayin the same thing next year too, but winter traveling is almost set so who knows.....and if i do see one today........

So all in all not a bad year, though still lacking a regular playmate.......you know where to get me.......and if i'm interested in you my number will be in my pm! Given of course that you appear real...and are in the uk.....and are obviously up for it; if i don't pm its not cuz i don't fancy you; but it is often cuz i doubt if you'd want another durty ol git hassling you.....though i guess if i bought that over due premium membership.....

Best/worst chat up lines of the year.....

Does this smell of clorlyphorm to you(maybe dodgy spellin!)
I'm bored of this......take me home!
Hi i'm a politician...
My names Gordon
(feel free to add more)

Seems like an eternity since i've been on line but it appears its only been about six weeks, but im back online again through every fault of my own.....not a great deals been happening 'cept for more rain n snow which is fun while i'm riding the bike(n thats not a derogatory term for any female companion i might have...sad to say but she hasn't stepped into my life yet....lol, so nows your chance) Anyway, shout me up sometime soon, as im in the mood, a world apart from where i come from so have lots of free time for the right person or couples, and with any luck should have my cam up and running soon.....watch this space!

Pleasantly surprised at the ammount of people who have read my blog, to be frank(ooh betty! lol .....you know who you are!) i fully expected to be the least viewed as theres little action to be had on this page! Anyway thanks all for boosting this flagging ego.
Couple of weeks ago now i went for a weekend in the valleys. Whilst there i overheard a conversation between two gentlemen about giving the bull. Not being a farmer myself i understood them to mean telling porkies to their wives but couldnt understand why one was saying that his first heffer was doing alright but he would have to give the bull to the other one earlier than usual as last time she hadnt taken it so well!

hmmmm i must admit until listening to a duff program on the radio a couple of months ago i had my own idea of what blog meant....at one time (early 9ts) it was a erm, almost a designer jean label (dunno if anyone remembers oxford bags either but they were the bags (almost potato sacks) without the pleats....)and as ive said were jeans n not trousers....very fashionable with the moptop manc crew - no offence intended!
Also here it was another expression for what our 'special friends' in iraq...oops accross the pond still call john or jane doe(not quite sure if the spellings correct...should it be doh?...lol) You can imagine my thoughts when i heard the term in its entirety weblog, why not diary? or is that too old fashioned? i mean, i can understand why they didnt abreviate it to just log....brings to mind something quite different than somewhere to store or remove the rubbish in your thoughts doesnt it?(although still needs paper to remove the crap - every pun intended!) and we're not talking lumberjacks here...though i guess we all make then occasionally!
anyway onto sigmund freud and a quote of his which im sure every heterosexual male has pondered on from time to time;
The great question...which i have not yet been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the femine soul is
"what does a woman want" serious answers on a postcard please!

So was it really that simple? it appears so, never done a blog before and goodness knows i frequently have lots of rubbish running around my head like...i got some decorating to do....i'll have to use the step ladder, i dont get on with my real one.
Me all dun n dusted folks and going offline for a few days from very early tommorow morning...stay hot!