Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.



The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.



Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.



Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.



Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!



The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet.



On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.



Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.



Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?



Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.



Dave: - Oh? What's that then?



Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?



Dave: - Er ... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!



Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?



Dave: - It's in a pond!



Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?



Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.



Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?



Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house .... built it myself!



Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family?



Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.



Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?



Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!



Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often?



Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate!



Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!



Dave: - How's that then?



Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!



Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive. Thanks mate!



Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.



Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?



Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!



Stuart: - What's that then?



Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?



Stuart: - Nope.



Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker.

bet ya cant bet ya cant do it like this ??

its fucken HOT i hate the heat.. iam all sticky and dripping with sweat !!

going to the beach YES til number one son decided he wasnt going to wear a rashy.. ( smimming shirt)
<< me screamed and cracked the shits !! ( cant handle the heat )

Now he decides he is guna wear it... so we going to the beach.. hopefully not to get to sizzled !

heeeeeellllllllllo ! people's! xx

on the Eve of the New Year I want to wish you "ALL"
LOVE
LAUGHTER
and peace!!

Be safe and be forgiving !

Cheers..... i'll be burping later and ill be blessing meself !

love ya ! xx

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

but i members the days i first found this place!!

Names that i havent seen ( might nor recall either) but i want to wish all the oldies many merries

Catherine123
snickers
vail ( that beauty that was his )
md
jack and jill
and so many more!


cheers to the old and cheers to the new
and wat the hell raise yr glass to me

haha cheers to me !!

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