The artist formally known as DB
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Tuesday, August 6, 2019, 11:19:00 AM- 5 short months | ||||||
It was only 5 short months ago that I met her and I probably wasn’t necessarily looking for anything in particular, but the moment I laid eyes on her that all changed. She’s unbelievably beautiful, clever and funny and dare I say it even a little nerdy like me. I thought I had been in love before but these last 5 months have taught me what love really is. I can be happy just doing nothing but holding and kissing her, I think about her my every waking moment and we talk constantly all day long when we are not together.... dreams really do come true. | ||||||
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Friday, February 2, 2018, 8:59:44 AM- | ||||||
Broken Bones - Nope fingers crossed Shot a gun - Yep fired plenty of other loads too Driven 100 mph - Yep company car of course Ridden in a helicopter - yep Gone zip lining - No Been to an NFL game -a few Been to Canada - Yep Visited Florida - Yep shagged on the beach even Visited Mexico - Nope tortilla give me gas Visited Vegas- Yes Eat alone at a restaurant - Yep call me Johnny no mates Ability to read music - A little Ridden a motorcycle - Yes Ridden a horse – Yes felt like I’d had anal from a horse after that for fucken days Stayed in a hospital – Yes tried to stay longer coz the nurse had big tits Donated blood - Loads Slept outside – Yes I’m homeless Driven a stick shift - Yes Ridden in an 18 wheeler - Yes Ridden in a police car nope fingers crossed on this one too Driven a boat - Yes Eaten Escargot - Yes Been on a cruise - Nope get sea sick Run out of Gas , Nope never stop farting Eaten Sushi - Yes makes me fart though Seen a ghost/spirit - Only bottles of spirits Been to London - Nope Been to Central America - Yes Been to Alaska - Nope Been to Hawaii - Yes Seen a UFO- Ultimate fucking object? Been to Europe - Yes Been to San Francisco - Yes I’m an Alcatraz escapee Been to NYC - Yes Been to Washington DC - Yes call me Donald Been snow skiing - Yes Been Ice skating -yes bit gay | ||||||
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