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| Tuesday, August 8, 2006, 8:28:02 PM |
I was born in the muck and mire of a Spindletop oil gusher. I oozed my way down a snake infested ditch they called a crick and finally clawed my way to the briar and bramble covered banks of the Sabine, where Nanuck was taking a piss. He coddled my cold and long forgotten body in his furry, pancake like arms. With a booming voice he commanded his huskies to "hike" "hike" "hike". The journey was arduous but he finally deposited me in the loving bosom of St. Alfonso's Home for Environmental Degredation. With the tutoring of many wise believer's of the Bush Administration, I learned how to speak bullshit...such as this! |
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