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| Saturday, December 10, 2011, 5:06:34 AM |
A bus full of nuns crashes and unfortunately they all die . At the gates of heaven they meet St Peter he asks the first nun "Have you ever had any contact with a penis. The nun replies "I poked one once" St Peter says "wash your finger in this holy water and enter heaven" ... He asks the next nun the same question, she replies "I fondled with one once". "Wash your hand in this holy water and enter heaven" Then St Peter hears a commotion among the other nuns and one nun pushes to the front "What’s wrong?" he asks The nun replies "if I’m going to have to gargle that holy water, I want to do it before Sister Anne washes her ass in it" |
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