We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
means a smile and
is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by



Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x _) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass


You have just been e-mooned!

haha, today we went swimming again. Is 98 degrees here today. And yes I said we went swimming.........lol.
Finally I caught on to it. Night has been trying to teach me to swim........lol. Only took me 42 years, haha. We had a blast, I love the family times we have togather. Got more tan also, hehehe.
A little burn this time, but it will tan in quick.

And a special friend of mine went on travel, and I recieved a phone call from her to say they made it to their destination, and that they are safe. And I am sooooooooo glad to hear that. Hugs to you hun.

Hope everyone is having a great weekend also
Hugs and kisses to you all

A happy smo4

The hotttttt weather, its yucky, sticky, hot.
Been working alot today with my roses which seem to be going crazy.
Which is good, cause they are all climbing all over the lattice, up the porch and blooming so many pretty colors.

Got a lil tan starting, but it's so hot outside I dont wanna stay out there long. Maybe Night and I can work on it at the pool a bit more this weekend.

Hope the weather is nice where you all are also.
Have a great day, night or morning.

HUGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
smo4

the weather stays nice so we can ride the bike today. And hoping everyone has a nice day as well.


hugsssssssssss

everyone a safe and happy 4th.

hugs and kisses
smo4 & night

Subject: Bottle of Merlot

A Texas gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an
attractive woman.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man,
and decided to send a reply note to the man The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman.

The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the Texan decided to compose one of his own
in return. He folded the note, handed it! to the waiter and instructed
him to return this to the woman. It read:
"For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600, a Porsche Turbo, Toyota Prius and Matrix, in my
garage, beautiful homes in Aspen, Colorado and Miami and a 10,000 acre ranch in Texas. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank
account.
But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three
inches off.
Just send the bottle back!!"

June has been a big birthday month around here.
Our baby girls, our youngest sons, and Master T turned 1 year old today. Wow time sure flies. Doesn't seem like a year since he was born. Can't wait to see him dig into the birthday cake. I'm sure he will be cranky tonight cause he got his 1 yr shots. Wish I had sound proof walls.............lol. Anyways, not much to say other than that.

Have a great night all.
Hugs
SMO4

made you look!!!

I logged into NN it says

Welcome Back LIFE MEMBER!!!

no more _______days left
pretty kool I thought......lol

happy wednesday to all, hugs

I have been here a while and alot know me. And know I am here on NN with my hubby.
And in chat I don't mind answering general questions if asked.
I really wish more people would read profiles here.
It bothers me that people send pm's saying they want to have sexy fun, just between me and them, and that it must stay between only me and them. Sorry but it just IS NOT HAPPENING. NN is a thing that Night and I started togather, and it is something we do togather, always. And no one here will change that.
I would never risk my marriage and the life I have with my husband for anyone on NN.
If I so choose to share more with someone on NN than is on my profile, it will be at my choosing.
And no I do not openly share my email with people, nor do I give out my messenger addy unless night and I both feel comfortable with the fact that we can trust the people. And also I do not cyber on NN either, just to clear that up.
Hope I haven't offended anyone. I just wanted to share this since alot do not read the profiles.

Hugs to all.
Have a great Tuesday.
SMO4