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Hi just on here to chat to new people male or female.I don't do cam or photoshoots so please don't ask. Before requesting friendship a pm is,required(so I know you have actually read profile ).If this sounds off hand tough *sticks tongue out*.I am not here to just collect friends . You will see me mostly on status or among the blogs lol.
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| Saturday, November 2, 2013, 3:42:30 PM- Dirty Linen. | ||||||
A married couple moved to a new apartment.In the morning the wife,just after waking up,looked through the window and saw the neighbour,who was hanging out her washing to dry. "Look at her dirty linen" she told her husband.But he continued to read the newspaper and didn't pay any attention to her words. "Perhaps she isn't using the right soap powder or she does not know how to wash,we ought to teach her!" And every time the neighbour was hanging out her washing, the wife was surprised how dirty it was. One morning she looked through the window and screamed:"Oh!Today the washing is sparkling white.She learnt how to wash it properly!". "No,its not,'her answered "today I just woke up a little bit earlier and washed our windows" | ||||||
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| Wednesday, October 30, 2013, 6:45:48 PM- Blue sky | ||||||
A mother told her little girl to go to bed one summers night.The child wouldn't settle,the mother asked "why won't you sleep?" the child said " I can't sleep it's not night time"."Yes it is the mother said.The child pointed to the window and asked "Why is the sky still light blue then?". True story  was this child  . | ||||||
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| Monday, October 28, 2013, 12:16:22 PM- Smells. | ||||||
Just a silly little blog.What are your favourite smells?. My most favourite smells are freshly baked bread especially if I've made it myself.My other favourite smell is when lawns are cut which is a bit wierd as it makes me sneeze lol. | ||||||
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| Wednesday, October 23, 2013, 11:09:41 AM- No words | ||||||
There are no words to describe how I'm feeling at the moment. Found out this morning my Dad was in hospitall last night having a small growth on his face removed. The next three weeks will be the longest ever while we wait for the results. | ||||||
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| Saturday, October 19, 2013, 2:45:11 PM- Yesterday. | ||||||
Has this happened to anyone else...Went in a shop I go in regularly,brought what I wanted and went to queue up.Anyway the woman behind the counter asked if I was alright,she said you don't look very well.....moral to this story must wear make up when I go out lol!. | ||||||
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| Sunday, September 15, 2013, 5:32:04 PM- Tree | ||||||
Ok so there is a tree outside my window and I have often wondered if it could talk what would it say. Anyway have any of you ever thought " if only it could talk ",if so what?. Just some silly Sunday thought . | ||||||
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| Wednesday, September 11, 2013, 9:44:57 AM- Remember | ||||||
Let's take time today to remember those that were taken away on 9/11. My thoughts go out to all their families and friends. | ||||||
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| Saturday, March 23, 2013, 12:25:20 PM- Shower | ||||||
Don't you just love it when you go to have a shower..then realise all the towels are in the wash...anyone else done this or is it a blonde thing  . | ||||||
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| Sunday, December 30, 2012, 9:12:01 PM- freezer fun. | ||||||
Take one tall glass of disaranno and coke. Get knife or other utensils and decide to defrost freezer making as much noise as possible.All the time muttering * oh dear people upstairs am I making too much noise:TOUGH call it payback for a year of screaming,slamming doors etc. Result: nice defrosted freezer & flooded floor.OH and by the way blocks of frozen pastry hurt when they fall on your wrist. Happy New Year if and when it comes to you all x. | ||||||
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| Monday, December 24, 2012, 9:04:45 AM- Christmas. | ||||||
Just want to say HAPPY CHRISTMAS to everyone.Eat,drink and be merry as can be .For those that are rushing out on Christmas eve buying last minute presents:good luck you are going to need it hehe. | ||||||
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