Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wrote the book. My body isn't a temple.....it's an amusement park!! Ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 44, 38,42 you could say I've got it all, yes I'm a whole lotta woman, I'm a whole lotta Rosie! And yes ... that is my real name. I'm a hot-blooded, full-bodied descendant of Cornish witches and Spanish pirates! Don't you just love geneaology!! Let's just get one thing straight here, right now. I'm not here for a shag! I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want a 3sum! I don't want to suck anything! I certainly don't want my brains fucked out ... I only have the one, I'm quite attached to it and would like to remain so! I'm not going to be another notch on your bedpost ... I'm worth more than that. In fact ... I don't fuck ... I make love ...sensually. So, if you want a woman who will make you feel more like a man than you've ever felt in your life ......... give her my number ... I need lessons, haha. What I'd like is to be swept off my feet by a man who won't beat me up, who knows the meaning of love and respect, but ........... what I really want is to get into your head. I like to know what makes people tick. Life isn't all about sex (shame), there is life outside the bedroom and I love life. I'm an old hippy at heart so I love festival life. This year I went to a Faery Festival and spent a whole weekend dressed as a Faery, dancing to a Viking band!! I'm hoping to fit in a Faery Ball in November this year. I've been taking part in battle re-enactments too .... those swords are bloody heavy!! I live on the coast so I spent a lot of time in/on the water. Am I too old to become a Mermaid? If you've read this far then you're a brave man/woman ;) I'm not complicated ... just me ... what you see is what you get. You work it out! Please don't bother to insult me tho' it only shows your ignorance! **O** There is absolutely NO point in sending me photo attachments as I'm not a premium member so I won't be able to see them.**O** I'm quite shy (yes, really), incredibly vulnerable, seductively sensual, completely barking, always late and usually horny, although I don't sleep around. I live happily (most of the time, lol) with my four wonderful, demented dogs and the man I married, although we live together, we're not "together". It's complicated! Oh, and I'm disabled too....not mentally, you cheeky boggart!! If you want to know anything else, just ask. Oh, and don't be fooled by my dark hair ... underneath that colour I'm as grey as a badgers ass!! All this roughly translates to fat, old hag, likes to perv ... lmao. **** WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum past, current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. this also includes anyone that has not asked my permission via mobile phone or in a P/M. thank you. **** If you're a man who likes to beat up on women, then go to hell, I have no time for abusers of any sort. Do not annoy the dragon because you are small and crunchy and good with ketchup!! Yeah, I know, blah, blah, blah ... and this one time, at band camp ...... Take care out there, blessed be. xx

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