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Been there, done that, got the t-shirt and wrote the book. My body isn't a temple.....it's an amusement park!! Ain't exactly pretty, ain't exactly small, 44, 38,42 you could say I've got it all, yes I'm a whole lotta woman, I'm a whole lotta Rosie! And yes ... that is my real name. I'm a hot-blooded, full-bodied descendant of Cornish witches and Spanish pirates! Don't you just love geneaology!! Let's just get one thing straight here, right now. I'm not here for a shag! I don't want to sleep with you! I don't want a 3sum! I don't want to suck anything! I certainly don't want my brains fucked out ... I only have the one, I'm quite attached to it and would like to remain so! I'm not going to be another notch on your bedpost ... I'm worth more than that. In fact ... I don't fuck ... I make love ...sensually. So, if you want a woman who will make you feel more like a man than you've ever felt in your life ......... give her my number ... I need lessons, haha. What I'd like is to be swept off my feet by a man who won't beat me up, who knows the meaning of love and respect, but ........... what I really want is to get into your head. I like to know what makes people tick. Life isn't all about sex (shame), there is life outside the bedroom and I love life. I'm an old hippy at heart so I love festival life. This year I went to a Faery Festival and spent a whole weekend dressed as a Faery, dancing to a Viking band!! I'm hoping to fit in a Faery Ball in November this year. I've been taking part in battle re-enactments too .... those swords are bloody heavy!! I live on the coast so I spent a lot of time in/on the water. Am I too old to become a Mermaid? If you've read this far then you're a brave man/woman ;) I'm not complicated ... just me ... what you see is what you get. You work it out! Please don't bother to insult me tho' it only shows your ignorance! **O** There is absolutely NO point in sending me photo attachments as I'm not a premium member so I won't be able to see them.**O** I'm quite shy (yes, really), incredibly vulnerable, seductively sensual, completely barking, always late and usually horny, although I don't sleep around. I live happily (most of the time, lol) with my four wonderful, demented dogs and the man I married, although we live together, we're not "together". It's complicated! Oh, and I'm disabled too....not mentally, you cheeky boggart!! If you want to know anything else, just ask. Oh, and don't be fooled by my dark hair ... underneath that colour I'm as grey as a badgers ass!! All this roughly translates to fat, old hag, likes to perv ... lmao. **** WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum past, current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications. this also includes anyone that has not asked my permission via mobile phone or in a P/M. thank you. **** If you're a man who likes to beat up on women, then go to hell, I have no time for abusers of any sort. Do not annoy the dragon because you are small and crunchy and good with ketchup!! Yeah, I know, blah, blah, blah ... and this one time, at band camp ...... Take care out there, blessed be. xx
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Tuesday, August 8, 2017, 9:33:36 PM- Tomorrow is the big day!! | ||||||
It's Tuesday night and I'm getting twitchy for all the wrong reasons. I'll be up at 05.00, in hospital for 07.30 and hopefully on the slab by 09.30. See you all on the other side, God willing!! Love to everyone and thank you all for your fantastic support through all of this. xxx | ||||||
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Thursday, August 3, 2017, 4:51:19 PM- Less than a week to go! | ||||||
It's less than a week to go before my surgery and I'm bricking it!! I've been on the liver reduction diet for just over a week now and lost 14lbs so far. Only another 5 days of eating nothing but 8 yogurts a day and then it's time for me to be the main course on the carvery. I've posted a couple of pre-surgery photos today and I'll post more post surgery. If anyone else is considering this sort of surgery feel free to mail me to chat about it, ask questions, etc. Thanks to everyone who has shown support so far, it is very much appreciated. xxx | ||||||
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Wednesday, July 19, 2017, 8:28:23 PM- *Bariatric Surgery* I have a date .... whoop, whoop!! | ||||||
I have finally received the date of my gastric bypass operation, 9th August!! They would have to choose my ex-husband's birthday to slice and dice me ..... there's irony there somewhere! It's a four to five hour operation and I'll be hospital overnight, then home to recover. Should be completely back to normal (whatever that is) in about six weeks. In the meantime ...... steak and beer please!! Or at least until two weeks before the op, when I have to go on a liver reduction diet of eight yogurts a day, and as much water as I can drink!! | ||||||
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Tuesday, May 9, 2017, 5:57:31 PM- Bariatric Surgery | ||||||
This will be happening any time in the next 14 weeks!! I may lose my curves and go all saggy like a bloodhound but I'll live long enough to see my kids married and hopefully get some grandchildren too. Be happy for me and if there's anyone out there who wants to get me a tummy tuck and tit lift after the job, I'd be eternally grateful. Will keep everyone who gives a shit posted as to when I get the exact date. | ||||||
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Friday, January 13, 2017, 2:05:00 AM- Eeek! | ||||||
Went to the hospital for a routine appointment today and have been told by my cardiologist that I have to have a heart monitor implanted into my chest as I just go xxxxxxxxxxx for no apparent reason. It's an amazing little device that sits just under the skin so not too disruptive or uncomfortable. (Personally, I'm waiting for the brain implant. It'll be fun seeing them trying to implant that on something the size of a pea, lol. Kidding) Am waiting now for a date for the procedure. Hopefully this won't interfere with me having my gastric bypass. Will have to wait to see the bariatric surgeon and see what he says. Ho, hum! It's never a dull day in my life lol. | ||||||
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Friday, January 6, 2017, 3:05:35 PM- Happy New Year | ||||||
Happy New Year to all of my dear NN friends. I'm back with a bang, you just can't keep me down, no matter how hard you try. You will be pleased to know that I'm well and back to my old self. I'm in the process of attending regular clinics at the weight loss center to get my bariatric surgery. I've decided that I'm fed up with being so overweight, it's not doing my health any good, so I'm getting a gastric bypass this year. I'm at the stage of having one to one sessions with dietetics, psychology and the surgical team so I'm progressing in the queue quite nicely. I just hope that I don't look like a bloodhound after | ||||||
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Tuesday, November 22, 2016, 12:46:11 AM- Domestic violence | ||||||
Yesterday I got thrown around the house and my neck nearly broken. I have to get away and soon. I'm not going to be on site much longer, so if you want to keep my pics, keep them now as I will be deleting them. I've had great fun on this site and made many friends and I'm sorry to be going but I have to disappear for my own safety. Love and peace Rosie xx | ||||||
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