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Odd yet delightfully intriguing. Morbid yet very very sweet. Sarcasm is part of who I am.....deal with it.
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Monday, November 12, 2012, 3:39:12 PM- Please give me a reason. Why? | ||||||
Why do men air blow their noses out in public? Are they afraid of tissue? Men? | ||||||
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Monday, November 12, 2012, 3:04:33 AM- .. oooo la la......... | ||||||
Sooooooooo naughty. | ||||||
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Sunday, November 11, 2012, 4:37:03 PM- The day has begun...... | ||||||
To the men and women who are serving and have served, You do so much for so little. I do so heartfully thank you for everything. I slept in until 8 am.....lingered in bed and loved it!! Checked emails and read blogs.....(done and done) Now it is time to get dressed (can't stay naked all day) and go on the hunt for a pair of red boots for the blog challenge that Spicy and I have going on. | ||||||
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Saturday, November 10, 2012, 6:03:52 AM- David Becks has a suspicious Resemblance to MrCoverYou | ||||||
With his permission. MrCovers grin looks suprisingly like David Beckhams..... hmmmmmmm? Becks? Are you hiding out on NN? This is Becks grin. Now go look at Covers grin. Up for a limited time.... | ||||||
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Friday, November 9, 2012, 9:17:48 PM- I am sure all Male Species feel this way | ||||||
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Friday, November 9, 2012, 2:12:21 AM- On another adventure | ||||||
After finishing up some training and courses for suicide intervention, I was able to accept a new position at work. I guess my goofy, twisted, bizarre personality paid off. I was really shocked to get the position....I mean, after all, I did drop the "F" bomb (in a silly way) during the interview....*oops* | ||||||
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Thursday, November 8, 2012, 6:26:14 PM- Australia, you can have her!! We don't want her anymore. | ||||||
Anti-Obama girl threatens to move to Australia, will be disappointed. (Source) 1hr ago msn.NOW.com Here's a tip: If you're going to express your displeasure with the U.S. presidential election by threatening to move to another country, make sure it's the right country. Kristen N**l, an 18-year-old Georgia girl, angrily pecked out 140 characters after the election, writing "I'm moving to Australia, because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Um, wrong on every count. Australia has a prime minister, not a president, he's actually a she, and she's an unmarried atheist who lives with her male partner. "Congratulations on being the dumbest person in the world," one Sydney-based writer tweeted back. N**l has since deleted her account. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- PLEASE TAKE HER! She might be house broken, but we don't know for sure. **Name hidden in order to protect the amazingly and deplorably stupid individual | ||||||
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Thursday, November 8, 2012, 2:51:54 PM- Pretty much true and I accept that | ||||||
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Thursday, November 8, 2012, 2:04:02 AM- Yes, All single women are hard up and willing to fuck anything....lol | ||||||
The guy from the breakfast date a few weekends ago called. He was wondering if I would like to go out again. I told him no and that one date was enough. Then he said "I didn't mean it as a date date, more like maybe friends with benefits" Now being who I am....(I say) with a polite, yet sarcastic tone in my voice "Don't two people have to be friends first?" He snickered as if I was kidding. I told him that I am not a friends with bennies kind of gal. He proceeded with a comment that (from my experience) doesn't set well with ANY single woman. "You must get lonely and have needs?" I hung up on him. I think I made my point clear. But then again, he might be so idiotic he could think that we lost connection..........lol I'm sure all single men and women all over hear some crazy stuff. | ||||||
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Wednesday, November 7, 2012, 5:13:42 PM- Some things are just worth being late for | ||||||
On my way to work I called in late. I had some business to take care of. While sitting at a stop sign the woman in front of me opened her drivers side door and placed a bag on the ground. This doesn't set well with me because I don't liike litter bugs. When she pulled away, I drove up and retrieved the bag. It was filled with her trash from a doughnut shop. This really irked me. I decided to follow her a bit. I figured if it took more than 15 minutes then I would stop. She had kids in the car and it was the right amount of ages and time of the morning to possibly be dropping them off at school. So there I am, following this woman. She pulled into a day care and I pulled in beside her. I had her litter bag in hand and approached her. I calmly said "You dropped this at the stop sign on Aguajito, I am sure that it was an accident" She didn't say anything. But then again what could she say? She was busted!! I doubt if she will learn anything from that. But I sure feel better. Litter Bugs...one of my pet peeves. | ||||||
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