tiny_titties's blog post - so, correcting typos in xxxxxxxxx story, what I meant to say was....

When I was 18, I got caught shoplifting a blouse at the mall.

The rent-a-cop took me to his office, said he would only release me to my parents or the police.

I called the only non-family member I knew that would help me that had a car instead, a friend of my brother, a nerdy guy that was always hanging around.

He told the fat rentacop he was my older brother, and our parents were out of the country.

The rentacop smelled a lie, and said the "bail" was $500, which got negotiated down to $125, which Ken paid. (He was known to deal weed).

Then he said he wouldn't tell anyone or ask for him money back if I fucked him- I said "go to hell, no, go ahead and tell."

After some back and forth, we finally agreed to three blowjobs. I had never done it, but had seen it in porn and a friend and I had played with peeled bananas with a condom on it...

Right there in the car, he pushed his seat all the way back, pulled off his pants and underwear down in one push and was already breathing hard (but guessing we both were). I had never seen a cock in real life before (though plenty on the internet) and thought it looked huge and angry, and hairy. In retrospect, it was average for a boy his age. He was dripping, and I wiped that away then wiped my hand on his shirt. Then, from practice on the banana, I spit on it (I know, I had just wiped the natural lube (precum) away. Still. He seemed shocked that I spit on his cock. But I decided I didn't want this to last long, so I quickly took him into my mouth and right then and there he came, bent forward so far he pinned my head between him and the stearing wheel (ouch), dick still in my mouth. I pushed him back, swallowing some and coughing out some. Maybe one minutes total.

The next day was #2, behind his house in the garden shed. He was more bold this time- he wanted me to strip (I said no) then to let him feel my tiny tits (which I did). He made a derogatory comment about them that pissed me off, but I didn't say anything. Then he had me get on my knees and to take his pants down, which I found hard to do the buckle. He got impatient and did it himself. I think he had just masturbated, because it wasn't even fully hard yet, and smelled a bit like hand lotion. I stroked it and it soon was up to full staff. Thie night before, I had studied online porn a bit closer and had my hand wrapped around the base to keep from choking. I was chewing gum up until then for more saliva, so no spitting this time- very little precum. He lasted about two minutes this time. He told me to swallow it all, and I did.

A couple of days later (same place) was the third, and was supposed to be the last. So he pushed hard for more. Again, smell (and taste) of hand lotion, semi hard, Wanted me naked, again I refused, but this time I let him feel my pussy. I was dripping wet. He grabbed my pussy too hard, and I pushed him back hard. He backed off, but got his blowjob. He lasted pretty long, maybe 4-5 minutes? I put on more of a show, like I'd seen online- wiped the drips from his cock and sucked my fingers- he like that. I think this where I now have my cum fetish.

The next day he was real nice to me, wanting me to come over. I said no, acted like he was just another annoying boy, but I admit I was tempted. When he offered me weed, I reluctantly agreed- but I said no more jerking off before with hand lotion- he denied it, but I never smelled it again. We got high in his shed, We both got naked except for our shoes and socks. I then sucked him, and this time he fingered me to orgasm.

He became my dealer- got me weed and beer. No fucking or assplay, but almost everything else. This lasted about two more months, then he got busted and his parents sent him somewhere- don't remember where. My family and I moved before he returned.