I like to flirt and I *LOVE* to *TEASE* My favorite descriptions (from someone else *NOT* from me ;) were "deliciously naughty" and "delightfully kinky" A recent friend told me "You exude love and joy" Um..*WOW* just *WOW*...and *THANK YOU* for that :D If you want to know more you'll just have to ask but be careful I'll prolly answer you Don't be shy...I *WONT* be...LOL!
My take on myself "People think I'm about half crazy. I'd say they're about half right" I type *REALLY REALLY* fast in e e cummings mode...please forgive the wall o text if you get a comment/pm from me. A final hint from my personal email signature.
Fiercely loving/Mostly harmless Child of G-d/Hunter of Truth New Agey...yes...I'm just like that sometimes.
Update 06/16/14 - I married my Real Life(tm) naughty little girl Ms S She comes first, last and always.
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Friday, September 16, 2011, 1:28:34 PM- to the little girls | ||
thought i should add this entry after my long blog praising the big girls it was in *NO WAY* intended as a diss to size 0s you dont need the kind of praise i wrote...you match the media lie so theyre doing your pr for you yes i prefer *CURVES*...that doesnt mean that i dont like little girls you offer a different experience...one of my favorites is youre "tossable" there are just some things i can do with 100 lbs that i cannot with 200 lbs a lot like food no matter how much you like a dish you dont want to eat it *EVERY* meal i just love filet mignon (mostly i like saying it...my real favorite food is pizza that does *NOT* mean that i dont enjoy hamburgers...or chicken parm (oh *YUM*...favorite italian)...or burritos (ditto mexican) hope you get my point here have to finish this now...for some reason im hungry lol a tight hug pick you up and give you a twirl to the little girls Mike lmL ps that sign off is something that will happen with a little girl...and a big girl will prolly never have that experience everything has an upside and a downside...*EVERYTHING* just a parting thought - Mike | ||
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Friday, September 16, 2011, 1:20:01 PM- *PHAT* girls | ||||||
was rooting through my Sent items and happened across this little essay while i wrote it to a specific bigger girl id really like *ALL* of the bigger girls to know this so here it is: yes youre a big girl and *DONT* believe the *LIE* there is *NO* reason you cant be sexier than that size 0 little boy with boobs girl the media tells you is the *ONLY* image of beauty interestingly i actually know more about some aspects of girldom than you do...a mans perspective a *LOT* of really pretty girls have a problem...looks are *ALL* they have sure theyre eye candy in a *MAJOR WAY*...then talk to them looks buys you a half an hour or so...sometimes it takes only seconds to figure out "shiny outside *UGLY* inside" sure there are men that want and/or need the shiny and put up with the ugly...i am not one of them give me the "plainer" looking girl with the pretty smile naughty looks cute giggle and fun friendly and *APPROACHABLE* attitude...she is a hundred times sexier that ms hottie with an ice princess inside bear with me here...this may seem a bit insulting but it does get better the *BIGGEST* reason you can be sexier is an equation fg^2 fat girls fuck *GOOD* ms ice princess depends on her looks...you havent been able to do that so you had to have something else...like a personality (the dreaded "good personality" really matters...hope you listened to your mom and actual skills in bed and the best part a desire to please mmm...just gave myself a shiver there are men that *KNOW* all this...they are the ones you want to find...or less likely find you...chubby chasers have a tendency to be a bit shy i hope you take this in as the *COMPLIMENT* it was intended to be i dont think of you as fat...more like *FLUFFY* as a final thought think about this what would you rather hug...a pillow or a broomstick there *ARE* guys who have actually made this connection ive said this before to other just *GORGEOUS* women/nlgs that were buying the bullshit given a choice between a size 0 stick and you i would be reaching for your hand *EVERY TIME* i am not alone know you have a bf so most of this doesnt matter...and maybe it does you may or may not have ever had this all explained to you...tho i would guess the bf has tried (maybe *MANY* times) im just some random perv that stumbled across you on a naughty nakie site...and im saying the *SAME THING* protip girly - were not wrong like *MANY MANY* times i say something is my final thought...and im *LYING* well maybe not in the moment...going outside for a smoke is one of my best problem solving times maybe nicotine just produces insight...dunno there was a reply to said big girls reply and here *IT* is...and no it is not my final thought either thank you little girl and believe it or not i missed an important piece in all that in the end it matters not one whit what you look like...to the man you want (and i hope have in the bf what is important is how you *FEEL* if i were to venture a guess i would imagine that youre warm fuzzy open inviting and very very willing to please amiright please take in that last sentence...your body is only a wrapper i hope you believe that i accurately described the woman/*NAUGHTY* little girl within you looks fade and bodies change...the *PERSON* you are does not...she only gets better as she learns more...about herself and about her partner for all the above reasons it is why i am a totally *UN*ashamed chubby chaser honey while it sucks to be you for me it just means that unappreciated gems such as yourself are overlooked by most men i am *GRATEFUL* to not be one of them...they miss just *WONDERFUL* girls that way and i hope you got another wow sweetheart...you *DESERVE* it...this is just a chance to see what another sees in you you just have no idea how the right man can see you...this was meant as only a glimpse ok if youre a *PHAT* girl reading this maybe i didnt write it specifically for you i would invite you to consider this...i *COULD* just as well have written it to...id prolly feel the same way it is a paradox of life that we are all unique and unrepeatable miracles of g-d *AND* just a man/woman...*AT THE SAME TIME* like i said in the beginning i *REALLY* want *ALL* phat girls to know this it makes me sad to know they buy into media bullshit and they cant see the *AMAZING* and *WONDERFUL* creatures they really are i *DO* wanted you to know doesnt do you any good no matter how *GORGEOUS* and *SEXY* you are if i dont *TELL* you...i just did love hugs kisses and *SPANKS* Mike lmL | ||||||
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Monday, June 20, 2011, 8:54:21 AM- an *UNSOLICITED* endorsement of going *PREMIUM* | ||||||
finally...an *UNSOLICITED* endorsement of premium membership ive been here almost eight years as a standard member after a blog entry by nn i decided to pony up with the cash to get a premium membership...just to support the site that provides practically *ALL* of my perving pleasure i am *SO GLAD* i did...and heres *WHY* big pics - until you see big pics you just dont know how much better they are than the resized versions you get for free you think that pussy shot is *HOT*...try it when you can see *INDIVIDUAL* drops of moisture you like The Look of a girl...try it when you can *CLEARLY* see her eye color um...nuff said methinks videos - if you like the *NAUGHTY* girls (equal opportunity here...whatever floats your boat...and/or guys pictures try seeing them in *ACTION* while it might not seem like its important ive found the *SOUNDTRACKS* to the vids hotter than the pics *HEARING* a *FAVORITE* poster get herself off there is no description for just how *SMOKIN FUCKIN HOT* that is...again nuff said unlimited pms - i used to *CAREFULLY* guard my five new pms a day and *STILL* frequently ran out i was able to run out of the 20 replies per day as well...just not as often being able to send a pm whenever i want...*PRICELESS* as i said timing is *EVERYTHING* missing the "moment" because youre out of pms...that just *SUCKS* premium *FIXES* that unlimited friends - between promoting posters i find that exemplify the whole purpose of nn and not so recently added chat feature the ability to add friends at will...again *PRICELESS* there are also tools that let you manage your friends (the above [edit - below now...thought this one deserved its *OWN* post...it got longer than the rant it was a PS to ] young lady was the first friend ive *REMOVED*...good riddance ) one page where you can see if theyve posted new pics/updated their status/posted a new blog *VERY HANDY* and *VASTLY EASIER* than sorting through your favorites list and checking individual profiles you have to go scope friends out through the status page for the counts to stay right but that is really no problem at all it is *EASY* to do from there i havent investigated the photo manager (you can delete individual pics instead of just *ALL* of them) or the comment manager (you can *REMOVE* offensive comments...i prolly wont dont get that many i havent even removed the one suggesting i post on a site for "mature" men yeah...she just said im *OLD* lol so anyway...suffice it to say premium is *WORTH* it the unexpected side bonus...when your premium nn does *NOT* bug you about becoming a premium member i only found it *MILDLY* annoying to close that pop up over the pic i *WANTED* to see the real reason to buy...to *SUPPORT* the site and support the *COMMUNITY* here servers are *EXPENSIVE* my guess is the bandwidth bill for nn is just *BREATHTAKING*...and that one comes due *EVERY* month all those bits and bytes delivering pics add up...nevermind the megabytes for the vids nn has to *PAY* for all this stuff im a poor bus driver...while it was a bit of a stretch it was also an *INVESTMENT* for my perving pleasure my premium membership comes out to about a buck a week if there is a *BETTER* deal for *NAUGHTY* entertainment *PUHLEEZE* point me to it in the meantime ill just hang at nn it really is my *ONLY* destination for *NAUGHTY* pleasures | ||||||
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Monday, June 20, 2011, 8:52:21 AM- *WOW*...just *WOW* didnt know punctuation counted *SO MUCH* | ||||||
fair warning...this is a rant just ran across another *LOVELY* young lady who apparently has *VERY HIGH* standards for punctuation in chat *I* thought she was hot and she had *JUST* posted a pic with a provocative caption looking for someone to chat with timing is *EVERYTHING* after all i hit her up within less than five lines she was *GRUMPY* about my punctuation style *HUH* *WHA* the chat was over in less than a dozen im on for fun...she wasnt it honestly i know im not for everyone...and i actually dont want to waste my time or hers if im not her cup of tea its nothing personal...just a matter of taste the thing that *TWEAKS* me tho is...youre *PISSED* because i use {{{ }}} as hugs this is a *LONG* standing habit...i started it in personal emails in 1997...prolly before the little girl in question could even *READ*...and youre telling me its a *BAD* habit ok...*WHATEVAR* if you find that annoying i am *CERTAIN* that i have other habits that will just *TOTALLY OFFEND* you i find it funny now but my reply to her confirmation she wanted to be left alone was as you wish her reply: asshole guess she hasnt seen the movie while i was bit nonplussed at that outcome (she had a *ROCKIN* body...and *GLASSES*...kind of a fetish for me i am actually *GRATEFUL* to her i learned *EVERYTHING* i needed to know about her in about five minutes thought she was smart sweet and pretty sorry honey...you *FAIL* sweet looks are *NOT* the *ONLY* thing that makes a girl hot...for me it will buy you about half an hour of my attention after that you *BETTER* have something *ELSE* give me a plain looking girl with a friendly approachable attitude a ready smile and a bit of *NAUGHTY* in her eyes *THAT* girl is a *THOUSAND* time *HOTTER* to me than *ANY* "10" i dont know how they learn it however in *MY* world hitting the genetic lottery in the looks department in *NO WAY* gives you license to be an angry bitch if any *LITTLE* thing displeases you want to be like that...go right ahead...just do it someplace *ELSE* let me know how that works out for ya...otoh *DONT* cause i dont *CARE* your looks are only your wrapper...it is the little girl/woman inside you that keeps men interested...at least for this perv beauty is skin deep...ugly goes to the bone to me that kind of attitude is just plain *UGLY* no amount of looks can make up for it *PERIOD* ok...rant over i *FEEL* better now back to perving and looking for the *NAUGHTY* little girls that actually appreciate a *DIRTY OLD PERV* surprisingly enough to me they *ARE* out there better yet...they are pretty *EASY* to find here at nn its why i hang out | ||||||
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Sunday, March 20, 2011, 12:39:27 PM- for those of you distressed by 1 votes | ||||||
i wrote the following as a comment to a blog entry by the *VERY LOVELY* and *VERY NAUGHTY* mr and mrs [jag6771] go scope out their pics...turns out my prediction was *CORRECT*...you *WONT* be sorry you perved there...*TRUST ME* on this one NOTE: actual username in bracket [like so] this is what i wrote (more to her than him...i think the ladies take it more *PERSONALLY* <looks sad> ) *READ* this *LEARN* this *LIVE* this *DONT* let prolly *ONE* *FUCKING RETARDED* idiot with a mouse ruin your and a *LOT* of other peoples perving pleasure *THAT* would be the *TRULY* stupid thing my comment: "*HEAVY SIGH* just happened upon your profile and decided to look at your blog before browsing your *LOVELINESS* (and *YES* i know its there already i just dont "get" the one voters this is a site for amateurs to share intimate moments imho merely *APPEARING* on the site should earn you a 5 if you have the...*AHEM*...balls to post yourself nekkid you get credit from me just for the *COURAGE* to do so someplace else i commented on how i dont understand some peoples position and that i am *GRATEFUL* that i *DONT* dont let the *IDIOTS* run you off girl...stupidity at that level will *RUB OFF*...for you it will manifest in allowing a *SMALL* group of *RETARDS* to drive you away from a site *FULL* of folks that appreciate your contribution to their perving *DONT LET THAT HAPPEN* give them the attention they deserve *NONE* just fyi the one votes have an inordinately *LARGE* effect on your scores...its just a *MATH* thing i used to not vote at all now i only vote 10s for pics i think are underrated fight bad math with *GOOD* math lol just look at your views/comments when i find pics at 5.5 with two votes my comment now is oh look...how *CUTE* someone voted a 1 *FUCKIN RETARD* (well not the last part...i just *THINK* that...usually im more...um...*POLITE*) this is just a long winded and *WORDY* way of saying what all the *REST* of your friends are telling you we cant *ALL* be wrong can we food for thought ps prolly do a copy/pasta thing this comment smacks of a blog entry for yours truly i think it/type it enough...be easier for my *LAZY* self to just send it as a linky lol" there...my work here is *DONE* to folks directed here or happening by by accident *PUHLEEZE* know that for the most part the pervs here just *LOVE* your pics and love *YOU* for posting them for the one voters that may happen by *DUDE/DUDETTE*...you *SO* need a different hobby try pulling wings of off flies or something i honestly *DONT CARE* what you think and i *DONT CARE* what you do...just do it *SOMEPLACE ELSE* thank you...in advance...for your cooperation | ||||||
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Thursday, March 3, 2011, 10:00:39 AM- protip - check out hello1andall | ||||||
since i like to "promote" nns *BEST* and i cant friend her...nor her me...were she so inclined...due to nns *STINGY* approach to friends for standard members (*HEY*...i guess they have to have a *FEW* things to make ya wanna come across with the cash for a premium membership a blog post is called for this girl just looks *FUN*...and for me she looks like she would be *FUN* nekkid (*EASY*) or clothed (this one is *HARDER* if you want to see an example of what nn is all about look her up you *WILL* be *HAPPY* you did *PRETTY* girl...*FUN* attitude and *SMOKIN FUCKIN HOT* pics the other pervs here seem to agree...dont remember a score *LESS* that 9.5(ish) my fave was the 9.96...*ONE* nine out of 39 votes *WHY* are you *STILL* reading this LOL! i favorited her just so i wont lose track and ill echo my private appeal for *MORE* pics publicly *HOPE* to see *MORE* of you little girl | ||||||
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Friday, February 25, 2011, 3:34:32 PM- since youre here...do you want the *LIVE* version | ||
ive hesitated to post these...everytime ive seen it in comments i just thought it looked *DESPERATE* not to mention the whole problem of spam if youve made it to my blog however youre interested enough...and honestly id prolly be interested enough to talk with you if you have a *DULL* moment stop by my lap(top im not always around...tho today im on day *EIGHT* of my four day weekend (which will result in a *PAYLESS* payday next friday <pouts> ) if it says im away...i prolly am if im around feel free to visit...if im not you can always leave me a little *NAUGHTY* note so ill look *YOU* up later most everyone welcome *NAUGHTY* little girls and sissy boy cucks preferred...sub (for both) *ESPECIALLY* preferred...for use and *ABUSE* ill talk with gay guys...i just wont be bangin em and *NO*...i dont *CARE* how *GOOD* you are at blow jobs cam girls *SAVE* your bytes...im *POOR* and even *MORE* particular about where i put my credit card number than my cock dont even bother...be pesky enough and youll get one of your thousands of chat ids blocked with this man that *WILL* be how it will be...nuff said look me up...toowildm a i m / y a h o o same @ h m . c o m on m s n tho id say the same thing even if i was...no scams here just a random horny guy from the internet if you feel the *NEED* ya may just have gotten *LUCKY* taste and see for yourself some caveats here - im a software rebel which...unfortunately means i dont *HAVE* any software that lets me do cam to cam...even if i *WANTED* to more a text kind of guy anyway your (and my pics on nn should be sufficient if youre *REALLY* fun i may take some new ones for you - due to the vagaries of my isp pic share / file transfer doesnt work all that well...the latter often enough to keep me trying and *OFTEN* being disappointed...*AGAIN* - dont bother emailing me at any of the addresses above...i *RARELY* read them just often enough to keep the respective domains from ditchin my chat id if you want to email me *TALK* to me first...if i like you ill give you an address that i *DO* actually read - my standard disclaimer i like to flirt and i love to *TEASE* i ask *HARD* questions be *CAREFUL* what you ask me...ill most likely answer you i am an acquired taste...tho you find me hard to handle im easier to hold (with props to another online friend...and greg allman so there ya have it...i hope i dont regret doing this...had all these names since 1997 last thought...the name came from my *EVIL* ex wife's *AND* car insurance companies take on me when i got my first mi vanity plate havent spoken to the ex since we *SPLIT* (in summer 94) at the time i was in receipt of a letter from my insurance company that (sort of) politely stated we wont write you a policy no matter how much money you send us lol so have at it fellow pervs...tho not for the feint hearted or those lacking a sense of humor *WELCOME* to my world...youve been invited...and may g-d have mercy on your soul abandon all hope ye who enter here | ||
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Tuesday, February 1, 2011, 10:26:30 AM- *NAUGHTY* little girls | ||||||
i had a passing whim to write about *NAUGHTY* little girls...seems like my nn blog would be an *EXCELLENT* spot to...um...indulge myself i dont just love *NAUGHTY* little girls...i *PROVOKE* them it is kind of like ok...you think youre *NAUGHTY*...then show me whatcha got little girl some may be a bit hesitant to whom i would reply i *DARE* you to *SHOCK* me some have been *DELIGHTFUL* shocks...others not so much and...interestingly...there have been a few not so delightful shocks that are *CHANGING* in to delightful ones i am all about pushing limits and expanding boundaries thanks to a few *NAUGHTIER* *NAUGHTY* girls my limits are pushed and boundaries expanded too i was reflecting on all this when i realized provoking was *NOT* the only thing i enjoyed that is just the simple statement of my intent i also like coaxing enticing and *MOST* of all *INDULGING* *NAUGHTY* little girls a *TEASING* conversation where we explore her interests (and mine...many times they have been...well *COMPLIMENTARY* can be *HIGHLY EROTIC*...for the *BOTH* of us and that is as it should be...this is *SUPPOSED* to be fun...everyone gets their cookie not real sure why i wanted to write this...guess im getting less *SHY* about showing up on nn and...yes...it cracks me up that i would actually be shy on a nakie picture site go figure to be *CRYSTAL CLEAR* here...while i refer to them as little girls...because they *ARE*...a woman *NEVER* loses her playful little 4 year old girl...tho she may make her sit in the corner...letting her out is *MANY* times *WHY* she is here in the first place my *HARD* boundary is *NO* minor children...*PERIOD* *END OF DISCUSSION* that one is not likely to change...no sex is worth *DYING* for and no sex is worth *GOING TO JAIL* for so you LE folk rubbing your hands at the prospect of finding a self admitted pedophile perv...look *ELSEWHERE* youre barking up the wrong tree *DAMN*...that was kind of downer finish to what i was hoping would be a *NAUGHTY* post...so be it sometimes it *SUCKS* to be an adult...and i felt i just *HAD* to add the last now...back to commenting and voting on the *LOVELY* ladies of nn...and playing with the *NAUGHTY* little girls contained therein i think that is more of a happy ending | ||||||
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Sunday, January 23, 2011, 12:52:30 PM- protip - *DONT* forget the caption | ||||||
hi nners - had a flash of insight to improve my perving pleasure...thought id put it on my blog before i forget it um...yeah...it *IS* like that sometimes...um who am i kidding...pretty much all the time i was perving along this morning and found a stellar example of how to float mikes boat (if you *CARE*...tho i doubt you would be posting if you didnt its the *CAPTIONS* while the visuals are nice (to *OMFG*...i have to close my browser so i can breath again) there is another opportunity to add a *TASTY* and *NAUGHTY* touch since they inspired this post im going to out them here go look at daytona 88 for an example i think they are particularly *EXCELENT* at the use of captions...brief...to the point...shares the moment and so *VERY VERY NAUGHTY* my faves used to be the longer captions...ive clicked on pics i didnt really like just to read the whole caption (um suggestion to nn...can you add ajax magic so that when you hover over the caption it shows you the *WHOLE* thing...it would save you bandwidth from me loading an all my pics page...just a thought so nners...take the time...think...and write something *NAUGHTY* for your pic my preference is something that explains why the pic was taken or the lovely models thoughts in the moment those are the two that come springing immediately to mind there are others but the brain cells that i gave them to have *DIED* happens a lot...ya get used to it oh and daytona 88...this does *NOT* count against your fifteen minutes of fame...and i am hoping to receive a friends request i know that i dont come across with the cash nn...but *ONLY SIX* friends...and youll only show some small quantity of them *EVER* i know its your site and all but are the bits *REALLY* that expensive ok...stop whining...start perving again it is after all *WHY* we are here back to daytona 88 i just *HAD* to have that third mention...i think they are an example of the *BEST* that nn has to offer *FER REALZ* | ||||||
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Saturday, January 15, 2011, 4:17:23 PM- The Look | ||||||
I find myself using this term more and more in my PMs so I thought it might be a good idea...rather than explain it *EVERY* time...to explain it here. Plus I mentioned to a *LOVELY* young lady who has it that I might make it a blog post. For your viewing pleasure go look up KatieKatt pretty much *EVERY* pic where she is looking at the camera is an example. *THANK YOU* MDear...and, oh, this does *NOT* count towards your fifteen minutes of fame While I am using Katie as an example I've been seeing more and more *LOVELY* posters who just have it. I perv quite a bit on NN (I know...you're *STUNNED* and have been examining pics trying to decide just what it is that makes a picture *EROTIC* to me. I've seen some *VERY BEAUTIFUL* bodies here...that did *NOTHING* for me. No offense ladies...they just didn't float my boat. While this seems strange to say on a pr0n site my *FAVORITE* body part of a woman is her eyes...admittedly closely followed by her breasts (and, additionally, her derriere...I think I blogged about this addition in the distant past...tho I'm too lazy to look right now They say the eyes are the window to the soul...and I think they are right. The Look, however is something beyond that. Just staring at the camera won't do it. Again, I've seen *LOTS* of pics of *VERY BEAUTIFUL* faces that don't have it. Sometimes the woman looks bored...others angry...most times just distant...from the photographer and the experience of *BEING* photographed. The Look *DOES* happen when the model seems genuinely engaged with her photographer (even if it is herself...you *CAN* have The Look in self pics...don't think *I* could do it tho...I'd crack myself up *AND* is able to portray the energy of them moment...be it a warm, intimate moment...a casual glance...or the ever popular "Will you *PUHLEEZE* put that camera down and come *FUCK* me like the dirty whore I am" Not all women can do this...to those that can all I can say is *THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU* *YOU* are the *REASON* that I just *LOVE* amateur erotic photography. There...I think that explains The Look. Thank the Lord for small favors I won't have to type that again. Take care, be well and be gentle...or not so...depending on your tastes with yourselves. Mike lmL | ||||||
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