WOMAN'S POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.



MAN'S POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns an off-licence and a golf course. This
Doesn't rhyme but who cares

anybody *hic* know *hic* of *hic* a cure *hic* for *hic* persistant *hic* hiccups?????



HIC

I think today can go down in the book as another wasted day with no studying being done.....BUT this time it wasn't my fault! No, really, it wasn't..

Good intentions and all, even got the kids away for the day so I had peace and quiet to get on with things. Then I took a step outside - OMG!!! It was actually WARM outside, can you believe that???

Of course that meant that I just had to go out into it and enjoy it, so that is exactly what I did.

So apart from wasting my day's study time, I have had a good day enjoying sunshine and maybe tomorrow I will get back to that study thingy!!

Having hosted trivia myself in the past I know how much work and nerves can go into it. I just wish some people would realise this and realise that the same rules apply here as they do with comments on pictures.......If you don't like it, please just move on, leave the room, or whatever you want to do - without having to make a big deal of it and having your say on the way out the door!!

I think it is nothing short of rude and VERY ignorant to do anything more than this and some people would do well to understand this.......

OOOOhhhhh......AND..... I got a point - A WHOLE POINT TO MYSELF!!! (well nearly....i spose b/f gets half of it for telling me the answer)


YAYYYYYYYYYY

Heh!! I feel great today, the sun is shining - okay well it was earlier anyway, I have a night out tonight with one of my bestest mates ever, I'm listening to some great music, kids are at school which = peace and quiet!!

I nearly feel good enough to go posting pics again.....hmmmmm.....Yup even done that too!!

willow....(remembering all that is good in life....and NN!)

I just dislocated my bum



OUCH!!

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would
transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the FATHER.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in
favour if it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10%
was probably more pain that the father had ever experienced before. But as the
labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and
bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was
still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husbands' blood pressure and was
amazed at how well he was doing.

At this point they decided to try for 50%.The husband continued to feel quite
well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably,
the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband
were ecstatic.

When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch

I've been feeling kinda strange the last couple of days, but I have now decided that I'm suffering from a new kind of PMS from usual......The usual one, Pre-menstral has been beaten now by the Post-menstrual.

I wanted to kill something or somebody last night, b/f sat all night and didn't say a word. He told me today that was because he was scared that whatever he said or did I would just flip out and bite his head off or something.....(lol, I probably would have!!)

I didn't have the patience for anything at all last night, I had studying to do.....DIDNT DO IT!!, housework.....DIDNT DO IT....I ended up having a really early night just so I couldn't or wouldn't upset anybody else!

But it seems to be all better now, so look out tonight John....I have got some making up to do!

mwahhhhhhhhhhh
willow..x