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Sat, 10-Jun-23 1:08 AM (4 minutes ago)
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I had a horrible dream with you in it. You were all brown & floating in the water. You disappeared after I flushed. 🤏💩
Fri, 9-Jun-23 6:20 PM (6 hours ago)
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Chocolate chip, cashew, spice banana bread in airfryer..starting @350 for 15 minutes we'll see how it turns out,cakes have worked out so this should as well.
@Raven,anything you can think of,type in Google you can pretty much do in an air fryer..,I did a meatloaf and it came out really delicious...hi sexy smittens and hey Thumbs smile
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u and Thumbs78 like this
Hey sexy Adele!! 😉😍 Save a piece for me 😋
(1 hour ago)
I wish we were neighbors! I'd trade some of my goodies for yours. smile
(49 minutes ago)
peanut butter cookies in the (my) house here
(48 minutes ago)
Mmmmm! That sounds really MOIST!! drool
(6 minutes ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 5:22 AM (19 hours ago)
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Wish me luck in court over a speeding ticket in Norwich today!
Why leave it till it reached court? Could've just paid the fine & save yourself time & hassle oh! and pennies too.
(15 hours ago)
Pete_from_Aus and MrsTrellis like this
Got it sorted, so worth the time and pennies!
(1 hour ago)
smitten4u likes this
Well done. Hate giving the system our money
(1 hour ago)
Good on you! Were you speeding?
(12 minutes ago)
Oh! And not sure you've saved the court pennies & time if you were speeding & at fault.
(7 minutes ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 11:17 PM (1 hour ago)
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When you got a big dick you wear tight pants it just makes sense
If you have a big dick or/and balls, tight pants suck. Just makes sense
(1 hour ago)
Not sure where I fall in size but if I wear tight pants it tends to make my dick hard, not always the look I need!
(1 hour ago)
I think MC Hammer had the right idea. Oh oh oh ohhh ohhh oh.
(40 minutes ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 10:31 PM (2 hours ago)
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Occasionally I'll come here on a down day and think "why the hell am I doing this?" Then I get a few likes or comments and I remember, "*that's* why I do this" ☺️
Hiya Veiny xxx
(2 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
Hi Shaq. Hope you're well xx
(2 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Not really, but well enough for now. Hope you’re good xx
(2 hours ago)
Yeah, that was said with a bit of caution. I'm ok. Off work until Tuesday at least.
(47 minutes ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 2:57 PM (10 hours ago)
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got my toys delivered. i can't wait for monday!
Suite?.... SWEEET! eekgrin8===D~(!) :happy:
(9 hours ago)
YungYuki likes this
I can finally look forward to a Monday
(9 hours ago)
YungYuki likes this
Make sure you take care of the photographer!
(8 hours ago)
YungYuki likes this
I’m looking forward to Tuesday for when the pics and videos drop! Have fun!
(6 hours ago)
YungYuki likes this
Enjoy
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 8:19 PM (4 hours ago)
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Having a glass of wine, before managing around 5.000 people tomorrow. Happy weekend Lovelies ❤️
happy weekend sexy xx
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Hondje!!! Xxxx are you effected by the huge fire over there??
(3 hours ago)
except from having to stay inside and no airco ,i'm fine 😱
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 12-Jun-20 12:38 AM (2 years ago)
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Starting to play
Monopoly?
(2 years ago)
Ummm ok smile
(2 years ago)
Would t say no but English original, not a fancy board or other regional country one
(2 years ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
I would love to start every day in a hot play with this wonderful woman
(2 years ago)
It's more fun with others, count me in, I'm keen to join you 💋
(1 hour ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 11:35 PM (1 hour ago)
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"You slowly enter.. Cause you know my room.. And then you crawl your knees off.. Before you shake my tomb.."
Fri, 9-Jun-23 1:21 PM (11 hours ago)
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When your getting your hair cut, and the barber says, "oops"
Then you go half deaf?
(11 hours ago)
Same thing happened to Van Gogh........
(9 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Van Gogh cut his own hair you dafty
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 1:42 PM (11 hours ago)
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Happy Friday NNers .. hope you all have a wonderful day and weekend !
shy28boy, MellieK and smitten4u like this
Right back at you Bb! It's getting hot hot hot here. I imitate my cat, stretching myself on cooler surfaces just were we can feel the breeze.
(9 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
thankfully I have AC .. it's pretty warm here today too
(8 hours ago)
No AC here. Never been of it. Got sick countless times because of AC.
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 2:01 PM (11 hours ago)
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In my most happy of places today. Life is great.
You're in a tea field, surrounded by blossoming flowers & bees having a party? I'll bring some bekkies & cucumber sarnies. 🐾😽🐾
(9 hours ago)
Dignitea likes this
Please do Kat,, butterflies , Orchids just starting to bloom and new discoveries..
(8 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Sounds puurrfect! Tell me all about your new discoveries while sipping on Earl Grey tea 🍵 and munching on these bekkies and sarnies. 😌
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 9:52 PM (3 hours ago)
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Sometimes I look forward to reading some of these statuses and replies. Pure entertainment. Hope everyone is having a good night.
I came for the nudity, I stayed for the banter in status 🙂
(3 hours ago)
I love scrolling status, and posted today...
(3 hours ago)
Oh, I also stayed for the nudity... 😜
(2 hours ago)
Status scrolling's a fun time.
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u and prettygirl1976 like this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 8:34 PM (4 hours ago)
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Selfie..
Love it!
(4 hours ago)
Who's that young fellow?
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Hi!
(3 hours ago)
Clever shot! Damn, you're tall! 🐾😽🐾
(2 hours ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 10:46 AM (14 hours ago)
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I'm starting to think that I will never be old enough to know better. blushing
Or old enough to stop masturbating...
(9 hours ago)
I do know
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Who's on first
(3 hours ago)
I concur and feel this way too often. (and pay for it, lol)
(3 hours ago)
spunky4u likes this
Old enough to know better. Young enough to not care. Experienced enough to do it properly! 😂
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 9:03 PM (4 hours ago)
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When you spend endless hrs in a tractor seat with your neck all torqued up from looking back all day. Having the whole weekend off this time is much needed. Cheers to your weekend as well!🍻
I'm doing that now on some of our tee boxes. We have a lot that border the lakes and you don't have room to turn around. We have a few island tees & greens as well, making my neck hurt thinking about
(3 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
This was a full-size tractor in the days before power steering. And now I think about it, he spent most of the time going backwards. In summer. Long before any tractors here had A/C! 😬
(3 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Total respect! We don't have any closed cab units. The only a/c comes off the gulf.
(3 hours ago)
Mr_Vein likes this
The job involved being in a walled space (a 3 sided silage bunker basically) so the closest to A/C was taking the doors off! 😂
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Funny thing is, as a kid I'd sit on the toolbox in the cab while he pulled wheelies with all the weight on the back! 😂
(2 hours ago)
smitten4u and Breastman4life like this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 8:25 PM (4 hours ago)
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GottaBeFrustrated (desktop version f'd up) Anyhoo...thx to all the new comp entries. Get yours in soon! [Link]
Emu's right arm is missing & I'm split right down the middle of my chest but I can see all of your pp, cmp. 🤣
(4 hours ago)
Okay...I must get outta here before this page makes me nuts! (More nuts?)✌️
(4 hours ago)
That's a bit weird, I'm not getting anything like that. Have you tried a different browser?
(4 hours ago)
I remember having that exact issue a couple of years back. I honestly can't remember how it resolved itself.
(3 hours ago)
We'll have ours in soon!
(3 hours ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 9:31 PM (3 hours ago)
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Why would my profile be not found all of a sudden??
I see you
(3 hours ago)
Okay, thanks!!!
(3 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 2:11 AM (23 hours ago)
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yahoo Cuppa Fuckoffee..
spunky4u and owbiglineman like this
As we are on here I take perv as a compliment 🤪
(15 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
T4F, you made a similar smartypants comment the last time I posted this! Raj's dad says I should call you Mr Funny Man.
(15 hours ago)
tryin4fun likes this
None. Was a great day. Work went well, everyone is happy and as we speak our eldest daughter is in hospital having our first grandson!!!
(15 hours ago)
NaughtyKat and Pete_from_Aus like this
You're not allowed to say things that bring that kinda tears to my eyes 🥹🥹🥹! Dis great to read, congratulations to the parents, you & hope all goes well. 😻😻😻
(15 hours ago)
NK. You can call me what ever you want 😊 I thought I'd mentioned it before 😊
(3 hours ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 2:29 PM (10 hours ago)
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GIFs are back. like
- - The Boys are back in Town - -
(5 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
I didnt realize they went anywhere?
(5 hours ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
They'd frozen up for a while.
(4 hours ago)
smitten4u and Mr_Vein like this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 8:25 PM (4 hours ago)
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Work week is finally over! Let the weekend fuckfest begin! 👅 💦
ANRBabe and Thumbs78 like this
Fri, 9-Jun-23 4:02 PM (9 hours ago)
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Ever watched a movie and thought you knew what was going on but they kept throwing you off track and just when you thought you had it figured out again they throw another wrench in the story,wild ride
I thought at first I had it figured out but the movie had other ideas and I was wrong.
(6 hours ago)
I've read, and translated a series of books that were that way
(6 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I suppose Apocalypse Now is a bit like that. And 2001: A Space Odyssey
(5 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Kind of not wanting to watch the end of it....ugh
(5 hours ago)
Yes I'm still watching it,I get distracted, bored and do other things
(5 hours ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 8:07 PM (5 hours ago)
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Oh yeah it’s stroking my cock to Newbie time join me if you see me on hit me up make me cum. Eventually I’ll end up in the video chat room I love it there!! Ok time to have fun I’m horny 🥵
Fri, 9-Jun-23 7:55 PM (5 hours ago)
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Looking for a beautiful girl to spin with
Fri, 9-Jun-23 7:17 PM (5 hours ago)
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Enjoying the heat 😉
whipman-uk and smitten4u like this
- - sure am - -
(5 hours ago)
   
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