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Thu, 21-Nov-24 5:21 AM (1 hour ago)
I haven't posted a status in SIX years?! Oh boy, I'm back and will be MUCH more active this time around.
Thu, 21-Nov-24 4:32 AM (2 hours ago)
When you make a snow angel and your dog makes one too, is it a snow angel or snow dog??
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
(ok i didnt do one, just doggo)
(2 hours ago)
It's a snow angel made by a snowy dog.
(1 hour ago)
Thu, 21-Nov-24 12:54 AM (5 hours ago)
"i'm/it's getting to weird right, yeah just a little... weird " - meat driver jack
Thu, 21-Nov-24 12:43 AM (5 hours ago)
Nothing else makes me feel as old as chasing a 3 year old…dear god why can’t they bottle that and give us a shot???? 😂
my grandsons are 6 and 10...I can be with them for more then an hour b4 I go. go see ypur mom or dad
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
It is highly unlikely either of my spawn will procreate. I am good with that. I think they have made a good decision
(4 hours ago)
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Wed, 20-Nov-24 10:43 PM (7 hours ago)
survived the Pacific Northwest Cyclone Bomb...the answer was blowing in the wind, it just blew by to fast for me to grab it...
im on the eastern sides of Cascades...but we had 50 + mph wind gusts
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
not much moisture here...just a big blow...suppose to rain rest of week...hope you don't slide into ocean
(2 hours ago)
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Wed, 20-Nov-24 10:16 PM (8 hours ago)
They used to laugh about dying But deep inside 'em they knew That pretty soon they'd be lying Beneath the ground together Pushing up daisies to welcome the sun and the morning dew
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Wed, 20-Nov-24 8:29 PM (10 hours ago)
I guess he/she didn't want to further their confession about being here to scam people for money. 🤔
If any of Y’all find what you think are fake people here please let a mod kno like me or send a support ticket to NN and his wonderful n staff.
(9 hours ago)
No fake accounts! No fake titties! No artificial sweeteners! No non-alcoholic beer! 🤣🤣🤣
(7 hours ago)
Agree with most of that, Bimarried, but we can negotiate over the titties.
(7 hours ago)
Wait whoa.. What's wrong with fake boobies.. As long as they are on a woman lol
(5 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Damn I slipped right out the door,thanks for your help 💋
(10 hours ago)
*hangs a chocolate bar over my head like mistletoe
(10 hours ago)
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Wed, 20-Nov-24 6:17 PM (12 hours ago)
what happens when procrastinator gets constipated...nothing it's shit that can wait
Wed, 20-Nov-24 5:55 PM (12 hours ago)
" does the bank have you by the balls, try whoas be gone revolutions. we're in the book ." - malcon trent
Wed, 20-Nov-24 4:27 PM (14 hours ago)
Won't be long until Christmas is here again...I hope I get to meet a couple of your naughty Santa's over the Christmas period and help to empty those heavy sacks 💦💦🤭 x
I have a Xmas outfit if there’s a comp
(12 hours ago)
Wed, 20-Nov-24 2:37 PM (15 hours ago)
hmm.. first time I was ever warned I was entering an adult website .... NN doesn't think I'm mature enough anymore? 
Haha thanks for holding that to yourself lol.. Someone pointed out.. Growing old will happen, growing up... Eh 😂
(5 hours ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Wed, 20-Nov-24 1:34 PM (17 hours ago)
Wanting to meet more people. Make some friends. And be more active here. Stop by and say hi. 🤪
Welcome to NN. Join in Status, check out Forum topics, maybe even Chat, comment on pics, post pics…bound to get attention.
(16 hours ago)
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Wed, 20-Nov-24 1:19 PM (17 hours ago)
Unpacked our Nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arab, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and handful of sheep. 
did the camel walk a mile with my ewes
(7 hours ago)
Wed, 20-Nov-24 12:22 PM (18 hours ago)
Will be in Fortitude Valley Brisbane this weekend for a model and board game expo . Friday - Sunday if anyone wants to catch up.
Wed, 20-Nov-24 11:34 AM (19 hours ago)
West End Girls by the Pet Shop Boys is my earworm for the day. I’ve had worse.
Wed, 20-Nov-24 10:48 AM (19 hours ago)
What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.
Wed, 20-Nov-24 10:39 AM (19 hours ago)
Always good to get to hump day again 👍 evening peep sqauld ....mojo reporting in
Wed, 20-Nov-24 7:19 AM (23 hours ago)
my hell will be grade b & experimental (oh and anthologies) films, one after the other.
Mine would be nonstop Hallmark xmas movies. Started already!
(14 hours ago)
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