)coffeejunky25's Recent Statuses
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Thu, 20-May-21 12:53 PM (2 years ago)
So after 10+ years I finally got a bike again to relearn since my accident... this is either going to suck ass or be amazing ill be honest I'm scared shitless lmao
Thu, 20-May-21 12:29 AM (2 years ago)
The more I masturbate on can the more I remember why I love it
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Mon, 26-Apr-21 7:09 PM (3 years ago)
Being at work horny as all hell fucking sucks... so I fucking left lmao thank goodness I can leave when ever I want to
what is this W word you speak of inquiries the retired guy...
(3 years ago)
Fri, 16-Apr-21 11:31 PM (3 years ago)
Why is it so hard to find a woman in Kansas that will spoon naked with me lol
Thu, 8-Apr-21 2:17 AM (3 years ago)
Never masturbate while you're extremely tired... you might fall asleep with your dick in your hand... I know because I just took an unwanted nap
Probably not the first time thats ever been done, but does make for a good public service announcement.
(3 years ago)
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Thu, 25-Mar-21 3:54 PM (3 years ago)
So another year has come and gone with no birthday sexy time
Wed, 17-Mar-21 8:27 AM (3 years ago)
I need to find a woman in Kansas (not Dorothy) so I can finally have birthday sex lol
Fri, 12-Mar-21 1:56 PM (3 years ago)
Ssooo i think my neighbor seen me molesting myself this morning....
Wed, 3-Mar-21 5:13 AM (3 years ago)
It's lonely being naked in a chair with your dick in your hand lol
Sun, 24-Jan-21 11:21 PM (3 years ago)
Kansas can suck a big ol dick.... finally got my parts in to fix my car and boom is going to dump almost a foot a snow so they say
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Tue, 24-Nov-20 6:25 PM (3 years ago)
Nothing like being elbows deep in grease and oil from a vehicle and upper balls or nose itch
I hate the smell of gear oil, usually means something has gone wrong
(3 years ago)
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Like forgetting you smeared your wife with hot pain relief cream...then having to pee!
(3 years ago)
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I've broken 2 axles on separate occasions, and a ring gear, plus have had to clean up after some shattered ring and pinions. One was out of a 9" Ford, blew gear oil all over the lane for 200' or so
(3 years ago)
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Norwegian Blue...beautiful plumage...they pine for 'em
(3 years ago)
Mon, 23-Nov-20 5:29 AM (3 years ago)
I hate my damn truck... fixed one thing on it and 200 other things go wrong
Would it be a Jeep? Just Empty Every Pocket
(3 years ago)
Wed, 29-Jan-20 10:04 PM (4 years ago)
I really wanna make a porn... just the idea is fucking exciting
Sun, 26-Jan-20 1:28 AM (4 years ago)
sitting around naked in a bean bag chair eating cheetos playing Nintendo
Thu, 23-Jan-20 10:02 PM (4 years ago)
im amassed my dick hasent called the cops because of how much I abuse it
Mon, 20-Jan-20 10:24 PM (4 years ago)
fuck you Kansas, I need to find a place that's 70ish year round
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Tue, 31-Dec-19 9:42 AM (4 years ago)
I would love to taste a nice juicy pussy and make it squirt in my mouth
Tue, 8-Oct-19 4:36 PM (4 years ago)
so I've been extremely horny lately... and it's the high aggressive horny where i want to take it out on there next person i fuck
I would have to be in a relationship first and foremost, that will not happen, and i am entirely comfortable being on my own: ) You..youngsters..a different matter: )
(4 years ago)
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Thu, 26-Sep-19 9:59 PM (4 years ago)
gotta love being at work for so far 7 hours and you're sitting outside because everything that needs to work is shut down
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Wed, 18-Sep-19 2:25 AM (4 years ago)
i need to find a woman in Kansas that can keep my cock company
Thu, 5-Sep-19 2:40 PM (4 years ago)
metal in the morning makes for an amazing day esp. when it's deathmetal and you work with fucking morons
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