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Come over drink fuck and pee on me
I’ve never had a drink of fuck before
(5 years ago)
Geez... warn a guy before busting out an offer like that. I almost got run'd over by the massive stampede of ladies running to your place to drink, fuck, and pee on you. Was like playing frogger.
(5 years ago)
No he offered us to drink fuck and pee on him he never said sex was arpart of the deal
(5 years ago)
some commas there would help
(5 years ago)
I like the one where you comma to status so I can see your profile pic
(5 years ago)
Wonder how long it takes after you drink fuck before you have to pee?
(5 years ago)
I'm thinking there would be a lot of electrolytes in it. Like Gatorade.
(5 years ago)
I am hoping it is not neon green like gatorade
(5 years ago)
How do you think they keep this fuck drink fresh, how do they collect it ist it’s sweat, vagina juices and sperm I mean there’s just so many questions
(5 years ago)
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I feel like I could have been marking a good living just squeezing the sheets into a specimen jar and selling it
(5 years ago)
They use little spouts and buckets, like making maple syrup
(5 years ago)
when they make it from squeezing sheets it needs to be labeled "from concentrate"
(5 years ago)
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