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| Saturday, December 17, 2011, 5:57:30 AM- I love when people don't suck. <3 | ||||
OMAHA, Neb. (AP) — The young father stood in line at the Kmart layaway counter, wearing dirty clothes and worn-out boots. With him were three small children. He asked to pay something on his bill because he knew he wouldn't be able to afford it all before Christmas. Then a mysterious woman stepped up to the counter. "She told him, 'No, I'm paying for it,'" recalled Edna Deppe, assistant manager at the store in Indianapolis. "He just stood there and looked at her and then looked at me and asked if it was a joke. I told him it wasn't, and that she was going to pay for him. And he just busted out in tears." At Kmart stores across the country, Santa seems to be getting some help: Anonymous donors are paying off strangers' layaway accounts, buying the Christmas gifts other families couldn't afford, especially toys and children's clothes set aside by impoverished parents. Before she left the store Tuesday evening, the Indianapolis woman in her mid-40s had paid the layaway orders for as many as 50 people. On the way out, she handed out $50 bills and paid for two carts of toys for a woman in line at the cash register. "She was doing it in the memory of her husband who had just died, and she said she wasn't going to be able to spend it and wanted to make people happy with it," Deppe said. The woman did not identify herself and only asked people to "remember Ben," an apparent reference to her husband. Deppe, who said she's worked in retail for 40 years, had never seen anything like it. "It was like an angel fell out of the sky and appeared in our store," she said. The rest of the story: [url]http://news.yahoo.com/anonymous-donors-pay-off-kmart-layaway-accounts-221000605.html[/url] | ||||
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| Friday, December 16, 2011, 2:33:14 AM- :) | ||||
  Annnnd, the artist's DA: [url]http://tavington.deviantart.com/[/url] | ||||
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| Friday, December 16, 2011, 2:02:12 AM- How to talk dirty | ||
I read this on another blog and thought I would share it. I know that talking dirty is a big part of NN, but I also know that I suck at it. I am far to shy to say even pussy or cock most the time, and I know I can not be the only on out there, right? Right? --------------------------------------------------------- If you’ve been in a relationship longer than six weeks, you know that it’s all too easy to fall into a sexual rut – the same positions, the same methodical rutting, the same satisfying, yet uninspiring, orgasms. If you’re lucky. Fortunately, the world is full of fetishes capable of spicing up even the blandest booty time. Monogamy doesn’t have to equal monotony, and you needn’t go straight from missionary position to anal fisting to kick it up a notch in the bedroom. Try talking dirty. There’s something taboo about discussing sex, especially in foul language. A good round of dirty talk can capture some of the fun of new sex with the comfort level of a lover who knows what you like. Think of dirty talk as the gateway drug to kink – it’s cheap, easy, addictive, and it doesn’t require lube. Feeling too inhibited? Miss Muffy has the solution – alcohol. That’s right � get nice and fuckin’ loaded, and let your inner ho-bag come out to play. If you’re not sure how to get started, there are plenty of books how to spew smut in the sack. But if you don’t have the patience to wade through hundreds of pages – or you have a hot date waiting in the next room – here are seven easy hot spots to get your engines started. Talk pussy. Guys love to hear a girl talk about her pussy. Hell, they just love to hear you say the word “pussy.” Try “Oh, my pussy is so wet.” Or, “Feel my pussy, baby, I’m so ready for you.” If that seems to be working, try, “Isn’t my pussy nice and tight? Don’t you love how tight my pussy feels around your cock?” Also give credit where credit is due – “You make me so wet!” are the five words every man longs to hear. And guys, girls love flattery, whether you’re complimenting her hair, her shoes, her manicure or her vajayjay. Tell her how pretty it is, how good it tastes, how tight it is, etc. Talk cock. Ladies, there isn’t a man alive who doesn’t want to hear you expound on the glories of his tool. Tell him his cock is big, long, hard, thick – it doesn’t matter, as long as it bears some relationship to the truth. Use the word “cock” a lot. Talk about how you can’t wait to have it in you. Then when it’s in you, tell him how good it feels. For guys, you can tell your lady how she makes your dick feel – really hard, ready to fuck – remember, your wood means she’s hot. Tell her so! Talk action. Much like pro-wrestling, sex can benefit from a good string of colorful commentary. Describe what you’re doing, and make sure to use the foulest language imaginable. Summon up the memory of every bathroom wall you’ve ever seen. Try screaming out “Oh yeah, fuck that pussy!” while he’s pounding you. Once again, guys, this is a good time to mention the perfection of her kitty. Both genders can talk technique – tell her how much you love fucking her. Let him know that you love the way he licks your pussy. Talk shit. It’s a cliche, but it’s a cliche for a reason. You’d never tell a woman walking down the street that she’s a dirty little slut with a hungry pussy in need of straight up deep dickin’ – but it just might make your lady feel like a sex machine. Talk about what you want to do. “Lick that clit, baby” or “Suck my nipples” or “Come on my ass!” Fucking is no time for courtesy or etiquette – don’t ask, demand. Tell your lover to put his tongue inside you or to come on your tits. Not only will the dirty talk turn him on – he’ll probably be glad for the direction. Try describing what you’re going to do before you go down on him. “I’m going to run my tongue up and down the shaft and flick the head before I take you all the way into the back of my throat.” He’ll probably bust a nut in about 10 seconds after you describe the way you’re going to suck his dick. Announce the main event. It never hurts to tell your lover that you’re about to cum. Not only is it hot, it helps with the timing � and assures him that you ain’t faking. Communicate. Finally, know what your lover’s limitations are, and act accordingly. Like any new act, talking dirty requires a consensus before you get started. Talk to your partner to determine what she likes before you randomly blurt out “suck my dick you dirty fucking whore!” There you have it. Now go fuck that wet pussy with your big hard cock! [url]http://www.seductioninsider.com/2010/09/03/how-to-talk-dirty/[/url] | ||
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| Thursday, December 15, 2011, 10:49:16 PM- The new Sleeping Beauty | ||||
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| Wednesday, December 14, 2011, 10:10:31 PM- Oh wow, so much yes! | ||||
These adds were run by Mozambique, and the tag reads "Nobody’s immune to breast cancer. When we talk about breast cancer, there’s no women or superwomen. Everybody has to do the self-examination monthly. Fight with us against this enemy and, when in doubt, talk to your doctor."     And, the link to the artist's DA: [url]http://halfy.deviantart.com/#[/url] | ||||
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| Wednesday, December 14, 2011, 5:09:45 PM- The Weasley's Burrow from Harry Potter | ||||
I think this may be the most awesome gingerbread house I have ever seen.  There are more pictures and the person explains how they did it here: [url]http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2011/12/13/harry-potter-the-burrow-gingerbread-house-pic/[/url] | ||||
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| Tuesday, December 13, 2011, 11:04:25 PM- | ||||
Hehe, geddit? ^_^  | ||||
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| Tuesday, December 13, 2011, 12:24:14 PM- I want :) | ||||
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| Tuesday, December 13, 2011, 3:24:36 AM- Ohhh!!! I want to do this!! :D | ||||
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| Tuesday, December 13, 2011, 12:01:42 AM- Fallen Princesses | ||||
           Our fantasy princesses put into very real life situations. I don't know what to add to it, to be honest. At first I laughed, but then...it really wasn't funny. Anyways, there is a book where these came from here: [url]http://www.blurb.com/books/2310586[/url] | ||||
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