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Sat, 3-Jun-23 2:20 AM (6 days ago)
it's official, i graduated from high school tonight and have my diploma 
Wed, 31-May-23 8:54 PM (9 days ago)
Just booked me a weekend by the beach, I’m craving the comfort of the coast ☀️❤️
My travel month us upon us!! I'm goin lots of places but no beaches. I gotta fix that! Enjoy Mellie!
(9 days ago)
Long chair, sipping cocktails, lunch & dinner your feet in the sand... yep sounds pretty good.
(8 days ago)
Mon, 5-Jun-23 4:06 AM (4 days ago)
I am officially a parent of children no longer in school. My daughter is finished with her senior year. It amazes me how time flies.
Sometimes I wish I can wind back the clock I miss the toy aisle expesily the one with Lego 😂
(4 days ago)
the real time flies by once they start college, and before you know it they are talking about getting married....but take the time to enjoy your children to the fullest...we only get one crack at it..
(4 days ago)
We must remember to enjoy the moments where possible, otherwise it’s all a whirlwind!
(4 days ago)
Mon, 29-May-23 6:00 AM (11 days ago)
One month here and I've just uploaded my 90th pic/vid. Guess I've found my place and my people ❤️
Mon, 5-Jun-23 5:13 PM (4 days ago)
Online dating just got infinitely better 😉😈 Had a very fun afternoon, and he's agreed to let me share some pics with y'all. Happy Monday! 😊
The pictures are great and from looking at the rules,you should be ok as long as it is the occasional post
(4 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
Mon, 29-May-23 7:19 PM (11 days ago)
Helpful hint # 3926: Using the correct subject and category helps get your photos approved. Hint # 3927: Posting pics that look like screen caps from a security camera do NOT help 
So many other red flags that give away that your pics might not stay too long...
(11 days ago)
When I see pics categorised wrongly, I correct them but then leave them for 3 other mods to approve. Leaves them in the system for longer.
(11 days ago)
and then I change the category back to give Sidders more work.......... 
(11 days ago)
I never go back, once is more than enough with some of the stuff that gets posted
(11 days ago)
I admire the 'eye stuff' you mods have to vet, rather you than me!
(11 days ago)
yeah well teasing is fun & obviously you're enjoying what i post lol
(9 days ago)
Tue, 30-May-23 10:11 AM (10 days ago)
So it turns out I both gush AND squirt when I'm really aroused 💦💦 Who knew? The things you learn when you film yourself wanking so that the lovely NN community can watch 😜
Sun, 4-Jun-23 1:53 PM (5 days ago)
Oh! I've just been ordered to unblock my profile in a pm. Yea, I'll get right on that.
I forget it is sometimes Adele. Then a message like that reminds me why.
(5 days ago)
Great pictures as always !!! Keep up the great pictures !!!
(8 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
I may need a defibrillator after looking at those pics!
(8 days ago)
Onionheart likes this
Mon, 5-Jun-23 11:19 PM (4 days ago)
138 days on NN and my 100th pic just went live 🎉 that's almost like a one-a-day naughty vitamin 💊 lol!
Thu, 8-Jun-23 2:11 AM (1 day ago)
You know what? If you like your pussy hairless, just move on to the next picture without a snarky comment. Not everyone likes the prepubescent look either.
We get bombed with the opposite comments such as “grow a bush”. Can’t please everybody so you got to please yourself
(1 day ago)
Same with everything else too, don't like something, move on.
(1 day ago)
I'm just happy that all you sexy woman share haha why be picky 😜
(1 day ago)
Gosh SEB, It's nearly only One Hour to go before the end of Floppy Dick Monday !!!. Whatever awaight ? 
(4 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
It is morning again and so......G' Morning SEB......
(3 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Sun, 4-Jun-23 12:44 AM (6 days ago)
check out the first pic on the home page of 😍 smitten4u 😍 with my name on her inner thighs! soooooo hot 🔥 i 💗 it!
You started it! 🥴
(6 days ago)
i couldn't resist trying to emulate you!
(6 days ago)
All Y'all are just too adorable.
(6 days ago)
Two of my favorite posters on NN!!
(5 days ago)
Does this mean, I have to *gasp* show myself naked???
(8 days ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 11:14 AM (14 hours ago)
Just because you can post 25 photos doesn't mean you have to.😒
Butt butt they're all different! I mean every single one of them is taken at an angle that varies by 0.0001; & look at the hair, hairs & fingers... also different angles! 🤣😅
(13 hours ago)
But very detailed descriptions on each, care and attention for our visually impaired users relying on audio description 🤭
(13 hours ago)
And what camera is used at f2.8 iso 1200 and scenes from a hat. Who cares!?
(13 hours ago)
That's not a good enough camera to catch the bestest glamourous shots of my hairy toes. Pfft!
(13 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
imagine having to moderate them.....there's currently a chunk of 25 pictures waiting for approval, all of them the same cock. They will be waiting until another moderator comes online
(11 hours ago)
Thu, 8-Jun-23 8:47 PM (1 day ago)
after graduating & other stuff, i got my suite with a hot tub, separate rooms, an awesome bathroom, etc. booked to spoil myself for monday night! requests/suggestions/etc. are welcome!
Sounds great.. Might be best to share with a Girl Friend before you invite the Guys....
(1 day ago)
i'll have a friend shooting for me. this is going to be awesome think/hope.
(1 day ago)
Sat, 3-Jun-23 8:15 AM (6 days ago)
Couldn't decide whether to post a pic or a video this morning so opted for both. Happy weekend, lovely NNers! ❤️ x
I think I can get away with saying this here, well I hope anyway.... I'd pass and skip to the dessert 🍨
(6 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Stealing the Pattie and kissing the toes .... sorry Ash for eating on the run lol
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Quote: ...in your fav pair of boots and jeans - or some kind of denim material. Please post using the competition link and include a lil nudity & a lil NN in the pic. FOUR ingredients... not complex!
(5 days ago)
It always happens, posters missing points of instructions. Just look at last Xmas comp; many added the wordings required digitally. Mocking or making statuses targeting one..
(5 days ago)
... one or another shouldn't be the way. Be kind & helpful, send them a note explaining what they missed instead. It'll take as much time as making a post in status.
(5 days ago)
Mon, 29-May-23 10:46 AM (11 days ago)
I really try to be a awesome parent. For example right now I'm helping my kids search for the M&M's that I ate last night. 
She threw out all the Ws
(11 days ago)
There should be a law that these jokes have to at least come from this de cade 
(11 days ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 6:20 PM (7 hours ago)
Chocolate chip, cashew, spice banana bread in airfryer..starting @350 for 15 minutes we'll see how it turns out,cakes have worked out so this should as well.
Tue, 6-Jun-23 7:18 PM (3 days ago)
While I’m clearly in a rampage mood, I think NN is the exact kind of place where we should discuss menopause/HRT more. Thoughts? I don’t frequent forum much, but doesn’t seem to be commonly discussed
Owbig, Ain't it one of the best TV shows ever? One that helped me learn English beyond to academic teaching. That & Michael Jackson & Madonna.
(1 day ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Sun, 4-Jun-23 4:02 AM (5 days ago)
just uploaded my first video. i shot it in the bath and a bunch of pics too 😉 
Thu, 1-Jun-23 2:05 AM (8 days ago)
Earlier I had someone complain this place sucks because no one responds to them. Just now I had a fantastic conversation with someone I had not previously spoken to.
Serious question. Why do so many of these young women, ID and otherwise verified type like 70 year old men using a flip phone?
(8 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Took me ages to get my phone to say fuck instead of duck. I can’t imagine the gymnastics it would take to intentionally misspell pretty much everything
(8 days ago)
maybe because age is just a representation of how long a person has been sucking on oxygen and it has no corrolation to who their are as a person or their maturity.
(8 days ago)
Fri, 9-Jun-23 10:46 AM (14 hours ago)
I'm starting to think that I will never be old enough to know better. 
Sun, 4-Jun-23 4:28 PM (5 days ago)
I had my orchiectomy testicular cancer surgery today 9 years ago. Cancer free ever since. Please learn how to check yourself or a friend for lumps! 
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That's definitely something to celebrate!
(5 days ago)
Put your hands down my pants and I bet you'll feel nuts...but while you're there, please check for any abnormalities
(5 days ago)
Sun, 4-Jun-23 4:20 AM (5 days ago)
I've been going to bed naked a lot recently. Don't know if it's laziness or trying to feel sexy, but I do know it is awfully comfortable.
You look sexy and that is a fantastic image to have in my head now. Thank you. Be fun to join ya
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
I have slept naked in bed since I moved out from home when I was 17. Only way to sleep
(5 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
I read a study that said because the body is better able to regulate body temperature, you sleep better naked.
(5 days ago)
The biggest issue with Anal is that people want to rush it. You have to take things very slowly & use lubrican in the early days. The porn industry is the worst offender at portraying men being rough.
(4 days ago)
The bottom line if you get it wrong that girl will never ever want it again. There is data out there guys SO LEArN WHAT TO DO.
(4 days ago)
Awesome_Tits likes this
Not just never want it again, have injuries that mean she never can do it again even if she wants to. As you say, there's data to support this.
(4 days ago)
LuffyxpeaceD likes this
Wed, 31-May-23 11:34 AM (9 days ago)
A man is suing 'Smart Water' for not making him smart, and Id like to formally announce my lawsuit against 'Thin Mint'. 
If I give you a smartie .... could you tell me how to turn my smart phone on ?
(9 days ago)
Thu, 8-Jun-23 1:10 AM (2 days ago)
When someone says your opinion is wrong tell them "It's not wrong,it's just different than yours"...
Wed, 31-May-23 9:35 PM (9 days ago)
Time for some grub, baked sweet potatoes (yes we eat a lot of them, they're good for you), grilled chicken breast and broccoli. We'll be back later. ✌🏼
Fri, 9-Jun-23 9:52 PM (3 hours ago)
Sometimes I look forward to reading some of these statuses and replies. Pure entertainment. Hope everyone is having a good night.
I came for the nudity, I stayed for the banter in status 🙂
(3 hours ago)
I love scrolling status, and posted today...
(3 hours ago)
Oh, I also stayed for the nudity... 😜
(3 hours ago)
Please do Kat,, butterflies , Orchids just starting to bloom and new discoveries..
(9 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Thu, 8-Jun-23 3:52 PM (1 day ago)
What a lovely day,bit of an overcast but it's comfortable and smells all summery out there...have a great day everybody
Me too, all those poor people having to deal with this for so long now. We are lucky it is just smoke.
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this