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Tue, 19-Jan-21 5:54 PM (6 days ago)
I will get right on it
(6 days ago)
I was gonna say Never say never......but I see you said "Has ever." 
(5 days ago)
So many fucktards in the world, omly beaten by the fucktards that comment on those posts
(5 days ago)
only on sexsites 
(5 days ago)
Sounds derogatory to me as we as demeaning. Nudes are generally accepted as an art form. Because the person or persons posed for a nude picture does not necessarily mean they want sex.
(4 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:35 PM (12 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 12:54 AM (11 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 8:41 PM (5 days ago)
Awww! How lovely! 🥰😍🥰😍
(4 days ago)
Oh, love this.
(4 days ago)
I hear a turtles song being played at your golden wedding anniversary
(4 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 3:51 PM (6 days ago)
Como me gustaria tocarlo
(6 days ago)
welco me to NN; now you must take a photo of your finger insertion and discribe your feelings in detail 
(6 days ago)
very nice let's see how you do you
(6 days ago)
here i thought she was enkoying herself 
(5 days ago)
Would that be "Two in the pink, and one in the s...." oh never mind.
(5 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 5:45 PM (11 days ago)
I pause before I have Chicken...A Fellow Birdie....
(10 days ago)
Birds eat other birds, I've seen it.
(10 days ago)
Goodnight fellow Birdies Up North..Hope that the snow fake's landed safely.:}..
(10 days ago)
* flakes
(10 days ago)
In winter, time some birdies need too...
(10 days ago)
Sun, 24-Jan-21 5:43 PM (1 day ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 11:19 PM (3 days ago)
Thats good.I hope.They are sort of telling uss here that we can only recieve one and maybe the second after 3 months. It should be 3 weeks.
(3 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
keep us upated
(3 days ago)
Well other then waking up a grumpy old man, I seem to have survived both Covid 19vaccine shots withno ill effects
(3 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 9:12 PM (4 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 8:56 PM (13 days ago)
Sure, you can send me PM, thx!
(12 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 12:44 PM (10 days ago)
I had to look the lyrics up earlier this month..... never fully made out the "We gotta install microwave ovens, Custom kitchen deliveries, We gotta move these refrigerators....these color TVs"
(10 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 9:47 PM (10 days ago)
some basterd stole the pix n spread them all over the internets ...... THE BASTERDS!!
(10 days ago)
ok, who scared this one away? come on, own up you lot
(10 days ago)
What happned ? If I remember correctly, That was a very nice Pussy....
(10 days ago)
it was Raving ...... e did it .... not aloud blame noneone else 
(10 days ago)
Thank you 😀
(10 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 5:48 PM (12 days ago)
Well I’m not here to fuck spiders
(11 days ago)
My pet spider, Webbie, is quite relieved at tattsnbeard's response.
(11 days ago)
tattsnbeard likes this
As very nice looking Pussy......[photo missing]
...[photo missing]
(11 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 1:35 AM (13 days ago)
How can you suss out the fakes ?
(13 days ago)
Vee, that's easy. Anyone claiming to be a trucker is a fake 
(13 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
if a male profile post only gemale with face or only sneaky pics id say hes fake
(12 days ago)
.....or beer filled tits *nods*
(12 days ago)
Well tuck it harder between your legs and keep on going
(12 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 10:48 PM (3 days ago)
Day ! 
same to you flitter
Wed, 20-Jan-21 1:02 PM (5 days ago)
A parody of what?
(5 days ago)
new round up?
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 9:48 PM (5 days ago)
Mon, 18-Jan-21 4:39 PM (7 days ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-21 3:23 PM (9 days ago)
very sexy welcome back
(9 days ago)
Welcome back!
(9 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 7:06 PM (10 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 4:54 PM (10 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 10:25 AM (11 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 7:06 AM (11 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 11:20 PM (11 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 10:25 PM (13 days ago)
(13 days ago)
BW69.... Brookie-O Oreos are pretty tasty
(13 days ago)
Brookie-O Oreos and milk, qualifies as fulfilling a prescription today
(13 days ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 9:11 PM (1 day ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 1:01 PM (2 days ago)
(2 days ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 10:01 AM (3 days ago)
Thank you for sharing such HOT photos 😀
(3 days ago)
Good on you Julie. Cheers to the next 10000!
(3 days ago)
My thanks to you, sweet Julie, for all that 1383 wonderful my regular daily masturbations with you...to this day!
(11 hours ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 9:09 AM (3 days ago)
Any one that wants to brighten up someone's day is top on my books
(3 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
Fri, 22-Jan-21 12:42 AM (3 days ago)
Is it proportional?
(3 days ago)
^ The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat o the meat.
(3 days ago)
I bet if a midget grabbed my dick, my dick would look huge 😁
(3 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Huge Midgets.........Bearded Men.........all part of the show
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 2:27 AM (4 days ago)
Working from home because of the pandemic, I got to watch it all day. That was a first for me. I loved it all
(4 days ago)
"The hill we climb" is going to be an anthem as much as the star spangled banner.
(4 days ago)
Garth Brooks, traitor or hero for trying to unite us? My opinion is, he did a good thing today.
(4 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I'm a big Garth fan, so I lose some objectivity. But, I think it was definitely a good thing. It was in line with Biden's message
(4 days ago)
ThePadrino likes this
Thu, 21-Jan-21 12:05 AM (4 days ago)
Keith announced that he quit smoking. So, we're making progress against global warming.
(4 days ago)
one_cunning likes this
We need to start thinking about what kind of world we are leaving to Keith Richards.
(4 days ago)
For half second I thought this was about Curious Adam. Dearly missed!
(4 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 3:27 AM (5 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 5:12 PM (11 days ago)
Have to say that was hilarious, and well deserved, only been funnier if the beer brand had been 'Karma'....
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Definitely, he took some riling...but acted well, not that I am condoning violence...the punk got his beer that night and maybe think twice...
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
there does seem be a plague of vintage sh1t being posted recently , I mean how Fugly do you need to be to post 20 year old pic's of yourself of PP Quality and Focus
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 13-Jan-21 9:28 PM (11 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 10:35 AM (12 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:25 AM (12 days ago)
Amen 😀
(12 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 2:29 PM (13 days ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 7:08 PM (2 days ago)
8-5 says the lost nigerian uncle needs money.
(2 days ago)
But then not all of us that wander through this site are lost
(2 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Ri Ri lost her umber- ber- ber -ber- ella
(2 days ago)
I lost my virginity...but I still have the box it came in!
(1 day ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 3:07 PM (3 days ago)
Quality is always better than quantity. Although you've posted plenty of quality pics so far!
(3 days ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 1:35 AM (3 days ago)
Same reason the world series is only played in North America...delusions of grandeur *shrugs*
(3 days ago)
Well if we're pointing out mind benders... why don't they ever bowl at the Superbowl?
(3 days ago)
Because some Americans think they rule the world. Just so everyone knows, I'm not one of them!
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 11:20 PM (3 days ago)
My mind is adrift, today!
(3 days ago)
- - nah he washing -cleaning his wrangler - -
(3 days ago)
I would say to let your dogs lick you clean...but I have seen where their tongues were today!! 
(3 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Rules have changed over the years so when they were posted they weren't against the rules.
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 9:19 AM (4 days ago)
A pay check is awesome and shit at the same time
(4 days ago)
Great time for a few more pics of sexy MissMolly then. Please
(4 days ago)
Gonna come see me? =P
(4 days ago)
Sweet chit it would take three days just to get there.
(4 days ago)
I know. But a man has to dream. *grin/kotc*
(4 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 12:02 AM (4 days ago)
No wonder there a ball n the can aye raff
(4 days ago)
it's like a religion on some places but asking for lime in it would get you barred out of most pubs I know, bella, lol.
(4 days ago)
We get most beers here from round the world I tried budwizer once I don't think I could even Finnish the can
(4 days ago)
Really? Again it's very popular - but out of the bottle, mebbe the can kind of spoils it, even in Finland.
(4 days ago)
The lime is for the Mexican beer Maraff. I wouldn't dare adding lime to a Guinness. That would just be wrong!
(4 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 11:51 AM (5 days ago)
They might have been sugar free.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:44 PM (6 days ago)
Hey, you're the one who wanted to be a hermit, be a bum instead, bums like bourbon!
(5 days ago)
Ive spent my whole life saying "Dont be a bum". Id hate to add hypocrit to my long line of names. lol
(5 days ago)
You could be a suave, debonair bum!
(5 days ago)
That would mean Id have to mingle. I prefer hermit and live my life vicariously through NN *nodnodnod*
(5 days ago)
In that case, I recommend bourbon instead of luke warm carrot water.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 3:27 PM (6 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 9:07 AM (6 days ago)
yes, the joys of living alone, you are in control of all the remotes etc
(6 days ago)
yep! the only time the termostat goes up is when the kids are here, and they have an illusion of control over the tv remote until i feel the need to assert my dominance
(6 days ago)
peeing with the door open, one of the simple pleasures
(6 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:20 AM (6 days ago)
naaaaa, bein' in the office, I have to be a good boss and beehive.
(6 days ago)
oh wasnt meaning in the office but yeah, good boss is good
(6 days ago)
Sun, 17-Jan-21 5:37 PM (8 days ago)