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Sun, 7-Dec-25 4:32 AM (7 days ago)
Rally call.. Wendy needs a few hugs.. will you answer the call to Arms?? 
Mon, 1-Dec-25 8:27 PM (13 days ago)
Walks in,looks around....hmmmm looks like a bunch of men have been wanking in the lurkers corner,everything is sticky.....
*stays clear of the corner...and the couch!* Hi Adele 👋
(12 days ago)
Brings a mop and a bucket of disinfectant*
(12 days ago)
Far too long if I'm honest! 😬
Mon, 1-Dec-25 3:57 PM (13 days ago)
I've been divorced 30 years today. Would have been my pearl anniversary. I would prefer a pearl necklace. 🤣
If it does, will it join and post photos? Is "fucking right off" even a category? I hope all gets better, sooner.
(11 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
25 has been great. NN happened. From a total of 10-12 dudes who had seen me nude, it’s in 2025, that number has gone up by a few thou
(11 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Tue, 2-Dec-25 3:06 AM (12 days ago)
There are approximately 3 bazillion names for penis's. Todays fave is "cum cannon"
Hey Kimmie! Good to see you 
All is well here. I hope the same for you!
All is well here. I hope the same for you!
(7 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Mon, 1-Dec-25 8:33 AM (13 days ago)
Counting today I officially have 23 days left as a full time employee. Taking the last week of the month off, then come back Jan 3 as a part timer.
Best wishes mr S. I would love to be part time!
(13 days ago)
Sounds like a solid plan Smitty xxxxxxxxxx retirement found me in 2020 and its driving me nuts but it has given me the ability to stop and think about my next step.
xxxxxxxxxx retirement found me in 2020 and its driving me nuts but it has given me the ability to stop and think about my next step.
(13 days ago)
That’s awesome! I’m hoping to hit the Powerball and get instant retirement lol
(13 days ago)
Thu, 11-Dec-25 2:14 AM (3 days ago)
Sitting in the dark, sipping a beer, admiring my Christmas tree on this snowy day
Can you not just take the batteries out and use them for something else?
(3 days ago)
I love watching a Christmas tree in the dark, the tree’s lights on.
(3 days ago)
I miss having a tree. The one I have is too tall for all the room save the center peak. Lights in the dark are magical.
(3 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Sat, 6-Dec-25 8:09 AM (8 days ago)
I just accidentally hit a truck loaded with electric guitars. Luckily, it was just a fender bender.
if you broke a limb you couls use a strato cast
(8 days ago)
Thank god the guitars were unhurt.
(8 days ago)
Tue, 9-Dec-25 12:46 AM (5 days ago)
FFS! Just pulled a muscle in my calf...simply walkin up the flat, paved driveway. 
#geezer
#geezer
Sun, 7-Dec-25 8:55 AM (7 days ago)
I have the "I'd rather be in bed rubbing her ass instead of leaving for work" blues. Sundays should be all about rubbing and not work, lol. Have a good one y'all!
That's 'The rub of the green" ...green...geddit? Have a good one, Smitts; )
(7 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Everybody needs a little good luck charm A little gris-gris keeps you safe from harm Rub yours on me and I'll rub mine on you Luckiest couple on the avenue
(7 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sat, 6-Dec-25 7:34 PM (8 days ago)
Just booked 4 days in the Keys for her Birthday. Our last night there will be NYE. Can’t wait! 🤿
So far we have a glass bottom boat/sunset tour booked, and looking into a half day fishing charter, and a snorkeling thing with an air line. Might hit a Skunk Ape place on the way home.
(8 days ago)
Thank you Hon, this is overdue. We've been watching YouTube vids all day of the area we are staying at and places we want to see.
(7 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Side note, we had Cornish hens tonight with rice & sausage dressing. I used a honey wheat bread for the dressing this time. I noticed the change, not sure if she did.
(7 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Wed, 3-Dec-25 9:38 PM (11 days ago)
Jupiter is very bright in the sky tonight as well.
(10 days ago)
It was overcast and the sun had set in a blaze of orange and pink up into the cloud cover. It soon became dark and I didn't have enough ilght wiith me and I headed home while watching the moon
(10 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
glow through the cloudy haze. It was truly amazing but to dark to capture so I watched as I climbed back up the hill to my street. Beautiful moon.
(10 days ago)
Sun, 14-Dec-25 6:20 AM (16 hours ago)
Oatmeal chocolate chip and shortbread cookies warm from the oven,anyone want some??
Thu, 11-Dec-25 8:13 PM (3 days ago)
Just occasionally I manage to stop the thoughts from coming out of my mouth (or fingers) ……
Wed, 10-Dec-25 11:35 PM (3 days ago)
The little hand is on Beer and the big hand is on O'Clock, I'm going to enjoy a Belgium style ale that was brewed in Canada.
Like a Belgium ale, a little like Chimay but a bit lighter (in taste). It's 9% abv
(3 days ago)
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That's Charlebois' beer. Now, check out this guy's bio, and music. Cultural icon and a whole other rabbit hole : ) .
(3 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 10-Dec-25 11:22 PM (3 days ago)
I just saved a ton of money on my Christmas shopping by expressing my political views on Facebook.
Yh Yh you could be a better Santa gifting dick to horny girls like myself lol
(3 days ago)
Welcome to the site Efi.
(3 days ago)
Politics? NN? Status??? I wouldn't touch that with....30 and a half foot pole
(3 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 8:20 AM (9 days ago)
My girlfriend is leaving me after I accidentally broke her spectacles. She said she can’t see me anymore.
You will be just a blur in my mind soon emu na I'm just joking
(9 days ago)
If only she could see your vision for the future
(9 days ago)
Buy her a new pair Emu, and give her a padle on the bum, she'll soon see the error of her ways... 
(9 days ago)
Are you going to keep in contact(s) : P
(9 days ago)
Sat, 6-Dec-25 11:46 AM (8 days ago)
I have just not finally posted a full frontal nude picture, please vote and comment on it while it's there 😊
Wed, 3-Dec-25 12:26 PM (11 days ago)
If you've cum to my pics you're my boyfriend and I expect a Christmas 🎁 present🤣
By your popularity, you’d be flooded by presents at that criteria Sash
(11 days ago)
oh you are going to be inundated with gifts SashaDoll, where do I send mine? LOL
(10 days ago)
Tue, 9-Dec-25 2:23 AM (5 days ago)
Going to be a snowy few days. I am making chili. Do not mistake the habanaro for a tomato
It was actually sunny and warm in Kamloops. I lived in that snow half my life. It can be fun
(5 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Snow never stays here...had a big snowfall once and in 2 days it was like it never happened...I don't snow...would be nice if it didn't come til I had my air cast off...hi juicy
(5 days ago)
I will be tired of snow mid Feb.
(5 days ago)
Snow and a cast is never fun. I had to make a toe warmer when I broke my ankle.
(5 days ago)
Sun, 7-Dec-25 6:08 PM (7 days ago)
Sunday December 7, 1941. USS West Virginia, Battleship Row, Pearl.
its valiant crew, led by Captain Mervyn Bennion, fought fires and attempted damage control, but 106 men were lost, with the ship later salvaged and returned to service after extensive repairs.
(7 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 8:36 PM (9 days ago)
getting closer to 🎁🎄 Xmas i still do headers/banner for profiles HMU
Thu, 4-Dec-25 1:09 AM (10 days ago)
"You'll be doing alright ..With your christmas of white.. But I'll have a blue, blue, blue, blue Christmas"
I seen Elvis at Super Wal-marts last weekend.......
(10 days ago)
But there's a pretty little thing Waiting for The King Down in the Jungle Room When I was walking in Memphis I was walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale Walking in Memphis
(10 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Wed, 3-Dec-25 2:00 PM (11 days ago)
In the news: Raccoon broke into liquor store and went on 'full-blown rampage' before passing out drunk.
Thu, 11-Dec-25 7:19 PM (3 days ago)
Wow! Somebody just liked two of my photos. When I went to check out her profile….just lovely. I am humbled.
It’s an epidemic now. Another absolutely amazing human has liked some of my photos.
(2 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
shows that positivity spreads better than negativity , ehh?
(2 days ago)
Some of my favourite posters on this site have at least one of my pics in their bookmarks. I love that!
(2 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-25 8:15 AM (4 days ago)
I needed to make a ballet costume and didn’t know where to start. Then I put tu and tu together.
Fri, 5-Dec-25 7:14 PM (9 days ago)
I'm not a fan of accounts that send me friend request and only have a gallery full of women pics,anyone else. That's why I decline them.
three reasons to decline, only pics of women, no communication, or only dick/ass shots
(9 days ago)
Tue, 2-Dec-25 10:16 PM (12 days ago)
tree is up finally, bourbon is poured.. now time to decorate hope all you sexy pervs and pervettes are doing well this week
Tell us about the bourbon.
(12 days ago)
Travelers .. it's made by the company that does Buffalo Trace.. it's pretty smooth .. a little sweeter than most I like but overall pretty tasty
(11 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
My sister & her husband have worked in several different distilleries
(11 days ago)
Sat, 13-Dec-25 1:57 PM (1 day ago)
“You say you hate Washington’s birthday or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say you hate Christmas, and people treat you like you’re a leper.”
Christmas is my most favorite time of the year,but mostly leading up to it...I like the feeling of it and seriously most people are nicer this time of year.....
(22 hours ago)
Gift giving is my love language. I take great pleasure finding the perfect unexpected things for the people I love. Christmas is my season
(20 hours ago)
The Puritans just thrived in misery and didn't like people having fun or being normal.
(20 hours ago)
Sat, 13-Dec-25 2:17 AM (1 day ago)
Vibrator charging but I don't think it'll satiate me tonight. I'll report back😆
Sasha is out on a prowl….to satiate herself….happy days for her neighbours xxx
(1 day ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
This is an alarming status. Hope it worked out good in the end! 😘
(1 day ago)
Fri, 12-Dec-25 7:31 PM (2 days ago)
I'm sorry...did I just roll my eyes too loud??.......hi...mwah xxx
Tue, 9-Dec-25 2:14 PM (5 days ago)
What do you call a Christmas Tree that knows Kung Fu? Spruce Lee.
I don’t geddd ….. oh hang on. Yeah. lol.
(5 days ago)
Hehe don't rush it Damo..
(5 days ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-25 12:29 PM (6 days ago)
Woke up from a super sexy dream all hot and bothered. Gonna vibe one out while watching you beautiful people fuck!!!
The new and improved "bored and horny"
(6 days ago)
Mon, 8-Dec-25 11:34 AM (6 days ago)
Hi everyone I'm back at last xx thank you for all your messages and comments over the last couple of months xx I will try and answer all my messages ASAP xx
Fri, 5-Dec-25 4:42 PM (9 days ago)
And guess what?? I am off to the sunshine, hopefully, in Gran Canaria on Monday. Usual resort, and looking forward to all that sand sun and sexy bodies!! xx
Tue, 2-Dec-25 10:26 PM (12 days ago)
Croque lardon, red wine, and my show by candle light . Have a good night everyone😊
Tue, 2-Dec-25 8:20 AM (12 days ago)
I applied for a job extracting coal but they said I didn’t have the right experience. Never mined.
Fri, 12-Dec-25 10:50 PM (2 days ago)
Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm the fuck down, and she calmed the fuck down.......
Chuck Norris learned to read from a book called "Learning to Read" written by Chuck Norris
(1 day ago)
So who was the fuck she calmed down?
(1 day ago)
Chuck Norris drove his parents to the hospital the day he was born...
(23 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Yes, this week at work has been nothing but balls to the wall!!!
(5 days ago)
TC, I didn't know where that saying originated from. Learned something new.... And yep quiet, I'm on the west side of Midwest, very common saying around here....
(5 days ago)
Fri, 5-Dec-25 3:30 PM (9 days ago)
Toasters with touch screens. Does anyone actually need to be that digitally pretentious?
Fridge always sends me a message when she leaves the door open.
(9 days ago)
No , but I do like that I can start the climate settings in my new car from my phone. This way in winter as soon as I get out of the surf my car starts warming the seat and the cabin.
(9 days ago)
I said something similar to my microwave and he/she/they agreed
(9 days ago)
Mon, 1-Dec-25 6:24 PM (13 days ago)
I measured myself for a bra. I am a D/DD cup like most of you have been telling me🤣
I used to be a DD ...lost a lot of weight and that is unfortunately where it came off...yours are quite lovely...hey Sasha : )
(13 days ago)
Same AGR😪 Yours are hot and award winning babe😍
(12 days ago)
Yes @Randall you're def bigger. I think we associate D+ cups with porn stars and implants.
(12 days ago)
Randal7476 likes this
Mon, 1-Dec-25 8:33 AM (13 days ago)
I was wondering what soap I should use to clean my pet dolphin. Then I realised an all porpoise cleaner was the best.
Mon, 1-Dec-25 2:30 AM (13 days ago)
Got your advent calendars ready? Tomorrow it becomes acceptable to have chocolate before breakfast 
I'm about half way, just stopped for a few minutes.
(1 day ago)
5 degrees F and heavy snow here..... I'm postponing walks until about April or so.
(1 day ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-25 7:52 PM (4 days ago)
A racist, a Russian stooge and a tax dodger walk into a bar. The barman says ….
Well...it isn't the K2 summit...too much hot air....
(4 days ago)
I love that joke! And it's all the same person.....the Cheeto cult leader!
(4 days ago)
yeah I hear you have English versions of our villains. Weird. I hear they look and act alike too.
(4 days ago)
What can I get you Mr Farage?..... On someone else's tab, as usual?
(3 days ago)
Wed, 10-Dec-25 6:11 PM (4 days ago)
started my danish shopping trip 14:15, back at 18:50, (bus/train/ferry/shopping/ferry/train/bus) doggo going bananas, Im totally exhausted 
well i did also buy a rum, a gin, a schnaps and a liquer
(4 days ago)
My all time favourite Schnapps...William pear, to die for! fecking expensive though
(4 days ago)
this is just a regular spicy danish schnaps Akvavit
(4 days ago)
but the liquer is special. well new to me -Strawberry/rhubarb, named Råstoff
(4 days ago)
What kind of dog? Can't let the soup get all the attention.
(4 days ago)
Just shared a snack with the dog but not making anything but a crumbly mess. Woof
(4 days ago)