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Fri, 16-May-25 5:36 PM (5 days ago)
I know I said it before but it bears repeating,can we please get a like button on profile and picture comments


Fri, 16-May-25 12:24 PM (5 days ago)


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Sat, 10-May-25 8:06 PM (10 days ago)

Thu, 15-May-25 1:38 AM (6 days ago)
Doing my first load of laundry now that electrical passed inspection! Just two more inspections to go and I am done.
Laundry will always be there for you lmao

Congratulations, most people could never pull off being their own general contractor. Of course if something is wrong you know who to blame! 🤣 Enjoy your new house.
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Tue, 20-May-25 5:45 PM (1 day ago)

Tue, 20-May-25 8:13 AM (1 day ago)
The doctor said I need to eat more greens. So I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Thu, 8-May-25 6:07 PM (13 days ago)

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Tue, 13-May-25 12:36 PM (8 days ago)
Salma Hayek, 58, is Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover woman. I’ve crushed on her since Desperado in 1995, and she is sexier now more than ever!
She is stunning,loved her in From Dusk til Dawn
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She's one of the sexiest women ever IMO
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smitts you got that wrong... Mrs smitts is the sexiest woman ever IMO ...

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Sun, 11-May-25 6:02 PM (10 days ago)


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Thu, 8-May-25 10:20 PM (12 days ago)


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Sat, 17-May-25 4:57 PM (4 days ago)
Don’t have my certificate of occupancy quite yet. But I slept here anyway 😈 my kitty and I cuddled all morning! It is soooo peaceful
Happy Caturday NNers 💜

Thu, 15-May-25 5:59 AM (6 days ago)


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Wed, 14-May-25 7:27 PM (6 days ago)
Police say that the man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it… Has been bailed.
Hope hay learns from his mistakes. Police have said this is his last straw
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Thu, 15-May-25 1:26 PM (6 days ago)

is it merch? i'll order two

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Thu, 15-May-25 10:58 AM (6 days ago)
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it . . . so I said "Implants?"

Drat and double drat... foiled again!
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Wed, 14-May-25 8:42 AM (7 days ago)
Been studying to re-train and take my career in a totally different direction …. Exam 1 of 3 today. Wish me luck !

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Sat, 10-May-25 5:11 PM (11 days ago)
Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally... Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. Don Miguel Ruiz
Mon, 19-May-25 10:31 PM (1 day ago)
Chili dogs for dinner...yes I'm making use of all the chili I made the other day 😆
I think I might shoot myself if couldn't eat potatoes, I love lamb : )
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Sun, 18-May-25 8:16 PM (2 days ago)
Okay, there was not enough coffee or middle fingers for the trip I just made to Walfart...
As one of my favorite characters, Raylen Givens, once said..."If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
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US Walmarts are a different universe from Canadian perhaps. Here most of them are a freak show. We rarely ever go to a Walmart and only very occasionally Sam’s Club. Evil Empire.
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I think you might be right bimarried and thank God for that.
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It is truly an Evil Empire. Their business practices have caused numerous deaths around the world by using sweatshops and near-slave labor, all to save a few pennies per shirt.
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Sun, 18-May-25 11:04 AM (3 days ago)
🎶 It's my birthday and I'll stroke if I want to, stroke if I want to, stroke if I want to. 🎵

Sat, 17-May-25 11:34 PM (3 days ago)
Maybe delete your family photos from the background of photos you share here, just a thought.
Yes quite probably true. But the 3 people in the photos appear to possibly be under.age and at the least their faces should be blurred.
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Mitch, all three are modded off again.
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Yes I was busy at home for a few hours but just saw the pics in question have been correctly modded off.
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Sat, 17-May-25 9:11 AM (4 days ago)

And what an incredibly divine and tasty vid it is! Truly a golden post! Thanks for sharing!
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Sat, 17-May-25 8:19 AM (4 days ago)
I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. A little dab’ll do.
Tue, 20-May-25 9:37 PM (20 hours ago)
Cheers to George Wendt. May he rest in peace at his barstool in heaven
Tue, 20-May-25 9:05 PM (21 hours ago)
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You just look for the fresh prints 🤣🤣🤣

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Sun, 18-May-25 6:53 AM (3 days ago)

I wish you were stateside so we could help you! Someday someone is going to consider themself the luckiest person on earth. ❤️
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Mon, 12-May-25 4:38 PM (9 days ago)
You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else 💜🌈
I have a case of the lazies. I worked this morning, came home to a very horny lady < had to take a nap after that. Now I'm showered and glued to the couch with laptop and tunes. ✌🏼
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Fri, 9-May-25 8:45 PM (11 days ago)
Holy shit, my fancy water heater is filling up. This seriously cannot be real life 🥺

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For that price bi they better be putting in all new pipes and a huge water heater. You could get a fancy one for that price
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Wed, 21-May-25 12:50 PM (5 hours ago)
Still waiting for it to officially be entered into the system but…. I fucking passed on the first try?! 🥹🥹🥹
I have my certificate of occupancy! I’m legal and everything!
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Fantastic news, well deserved, now take a deep breath and look at what you created and now own. Brilliant: )
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we are not only different.. we are unique! *_*
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How do you surprise a special person? Unique up on them 🤣🤣🤣
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Mon, 19-May-25 3:19 PM (2 days ago)
I want to make my phone password 244466666...so if anyone asks me for it I can tell them it's 123456...🤣🤣🤣
i'm still wondering if anyone made theirs ''incorrect'' so they get an instant reminder??
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Mon, 19-May-25 1:19 AM (2 days ago)

Thanks for the group pics NotTinkerbell. Am always thankful and appreciative of everyone's contributions.
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Sun, 11-May-25 5:55 PM (10 days ago)

Sun, 18-May-25 10:33 AM (3 days ago)
Bit of an odd one today. Seeing Ocean Colour Scene at a park in Marlow, how terribly civilised
Seems like you have these great bands always playing in your vicinity Damian. Great to me anyway
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Part of the soundtrack of the 90s!
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Fri, 16-May-25 11:05 AM (5 days ago)
That was one hell of a thunderstorm 😳 woke me up out of a deep sleep ...fortunately for me because the windows were all wide open and the rain was coming down hard against them. *smiles and 👋
Back up generator is great! As for rain we lived in El Paso TX when I was in the Army. 7 inches of rain a year. Months with no rain. Here we can get 2 inches in an hour or so. Nuts!
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Fri, 16-May-25 6:14 AM (5 days ago)

For the people that get it, this is fucking hilarious.
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I go back to Pole Position and Ms Pacman on the Atari 2600!
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Thu, 15-May-25 10:36 AM (6 days ago)
Did you hear about the plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It will have the time and the inclination.

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Your humo(u)r is always appreciated here lenny 'K' : )
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Sun, 11-May-25 4:20 PM (10 days ago)


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I see what ya did there skipper
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And here I was thinking about flowers...
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Sun, 18-May-25 5:54 PM (3 days ago)
Speaking of sex with music, we've recently fucked a lot to Fiona Apple "Tidal".
I swore at one point I was gonna marry Fiona 😍🥰🤣
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Then again I also said I was gonna marry Lisa Loeb...and Alanis Morrisette...🤦♂️🤷♂️
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Maybe that'd get my wife in the mood ? 💓💓💓💓🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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