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Sun, 18-Oct-20 8:07 PM (8 days ago)
woop wop! i am unverified...i am another anonymous dick in the penis forest 
(5 days ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-20 5:55 PM (9 days ago)
well guess your NName is accurate..congrats
(8 days ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 2:55 AM (1 day ago)
Uh-oh ^^^^ *breaks out his monocle
(23 hours ago)
Ok here hope all well with you two ! 😀
(11 hours ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-20 7:00 PM (5 days ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 2:04 AM (23 hours ago)
don't mind if i do
(13 hours ago)
WOW ! 😝
(11 hours ago)
Did nobody else see the significance of Adele’s comment about watching a vid about a clit getting sucked and “once you get a taste” or is it just my perverted mind? 😂
(11 hours ago)
Great orgasmmmmmmmmmmm 😝
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 3:41 AM (2 days ago)
mmmmm, i will show them so much love. You are so amazing beautiful and sexy. I love your gorgeous body. Please let us chat soon again. Thousand hot kisses.
(2 days ago)
Very nice to see you..Super Pics...
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(2 days ago)
Excellent pics, don’t mind giving them some love at all
(2 days ago)
You have an amazing body. How I’d love to pleasure you.
(2 days ago)
I did and enjoyed them.
(2 days ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 6:52 PM (3 days ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-20 12:29 AM (6 days ago)
Tempting to do but not showing me willy here
(2 days ago)
e3826, here as in, this status, this site or this particular point in time or space. 
(2 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hmmm il let you know when I’ve decided but il only pop it out until I’ve decided for the absolute emergencies
(2 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
But if a quantum rift appears il keep it hidden as I’d rather not lose it in it
(2 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Sun, 25-Oct-20 11:50 AM (1 day ago)
*heard I mean
(1 day ago)
It's been argued for years lol. Depends what you read. Some class a cucumber as a fruit and a veg.
(1 day ago)
Wonder's about...
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(1 day ago)
u could put some that inya poodot, win da hallowedweenie comp, lifestimes mimbasheeps 
(1 day ago)
Good morning Woders.Have a good week..and Hows yer's Outback ?...
(1 day ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:44 PM (3 hours ago)
Don’t mind me as I sit back and admire the wiggle.
(3 hours ago)
Shake it, Ginger!
(3 hours ago)
Have a good night, Ginger! xx
(3 hours ago)
*staring as you walk by
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 6:32 PM (6 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:58 AM (14 hours ago)
Hiya Lovelies
It was yesterday, but thank you dear! Xoxox
(3 hours ago)
Happy Birthday Shaq
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 11:40 PM (1 day ago)
whats that?
(16 hours ago)
eh?
(16 hours ago)
being woken up like tat is also fun
(13 hours ago)
It's about the decision to spurt cum or pee. For me, if a wake up wanting a pee, Ican masturdate until the system turns into pre-cum, then cum status. afterwards the urge to pee returns..
(12 hours ago)
so there are men waking up boneless, i mean bonerless, really?
(12 hours ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 8:19 PM (1 day ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 11:47 PM (2 days ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 4:08 PM (2 days ago)
out the day.
(2 days ago)
So glad I am good at ducking.."I'll have a blue Xxxxxxxxx without you"....*runs yelling "Hi Emu!!!!!"
(2 days ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 10:00 PM (3 days ago)
Happy birthday Flitt xx and so sorry to hear of your loss xx
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Very sorry to hear this, however wishing you a safe road ahead X
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Wed, 21-Oct-20 11:33 AM (5 days ago)
Sun, 18-Oct-20 1:41 PM (8 days ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 1:04 PM (1 day ago)
It has its upside 😃
(1 day ago)
Always nice when you pay us a visit Wenchie..
(1 day ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 1:57 AM (1 day ago)
I don't have a bucket list but suddenly my fuck it list is a mile long
(1 day ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
i would love to fuck you!
(1 day ago)
Love to, just tell me when and where 😉
(1 day ago)
It would be a dream cum true to fuck you in any manner you want... just as long as your wearing some of your sexy outfits and nipple clamps and collar! Do you have three straight days available!? Mmm
(1 day ago)
wish that someone was me.
(1 day ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 11:50 AM (2 days ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 6:46 AM (2 days ago)
Belated Happy Birthday Flitter 🎂 Hope you had a WoNNderful day of celebrating 🥳 xoxo
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Hope you ok and had a good a day as possible, thoughts with you xoxox
(2 days ago)
I could have sworn I posted a belated happy birthday lovely flitterbee on this status, think I am going crazy lol,
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Thu, 22-Oct-20 11:24 AM (4 days ago)
Confucius he say : "It's like shaggin' in yer wellies."
(4 days ago)
but then, with a willing lady, where is your sence of adventure
(4 days ago)
Well if she's willing and not able to conceive then go for it
(4 days ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-20 10:16 PM (5 days ago)
(5 days ago)
Not only is Tux back Kimmie is too? This is a good day
(4 days ago)
Tue, 20-Oct-20 10:38 PM (6 days ago)
Now I'm disappointed! 😢☹ Are there no like furniture shops? Everytime a special offer!
(5 days ago)
The next time I luck into one, perhaps you and I can work a deal. =P
(5 days ago)
Include a large pizza & drinks and I may just be tempted to deal.
(5 days ago)
Hard bargain would have been to ask for garlic bread & ice cream too. 
(5 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 11:35 PM (7 days ago)
@ Cmp! And hello 😊😘
(6 days ago)
You normally have to earn it,not many pussies are "given" lol.
(6 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 12:21 PM (7 days ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-20 3:22 PM (9 days ago)
wishing you a sex filled weekend Kimberly
(9 days ago)
Fri, 16-Oct-20 2:17 AM (10 days ago)
Why,what happened? Hi NN
(10 days ago)
Thanks @NNand the team for all your hard work to make the site such a fun place to be
(10 days ago)
Wed, 14-Oct-20 12:27 AM (13 days ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 8:47 PM (4 hours ago)
Of course sexy...hello tomman
(3 hours ago)
Have to leave the mushrooms out,daughter hates them...hello bella Bella
(3 hours ago)
I didn't like them younger until I went mushroom picking. Hello Adele 😘😘
(2 hours ago)
Sounds like a good pan of Scouse to me. Until mushrooms was mentioned
(2 hours ago)
...that's all i have to say about that...good evening adele
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 8:20 PM (4 hours ago)
You're welcome
*her I mean
(4 hours ago)
I just looked at her profile!
(4 hours ago)
- - humper is just titin around - -
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 4:22 PM (8 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 2:26 PM (10 hours ago)
would take a lot longer to get the roads plowed with all the plow drivers dealing with raging hardons!
(10 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
I’m sorry, I can’t get past your hard nipples statement...what are we talking about?
(9 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
This is one for Plato and Aristotle, Julieann. My intellect is full to capacity at the thought of your stiff nipples.
(6 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Mon, 26-Oct-20 1:12 PM (11 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 12:33 AM (1 day ago)
My Amazon cart is full and I am already 2/3 done with what has arrived
(23 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
Hiya Juicy!
(20 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 12:29 AM (1 day ago)
I'm horny also. Maybe we can help each other out ?
(1 day ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 12:54 PM (1 day ago)
I lobster and never flounder
(1 day ago)
Was that the same place that said "Chicken Strips $10?" It wasn't the best cabaret I've seen, but what do you get for ten bucks?
(1 day ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 9:21 AM (1 day ago)
No more birthday cake.. but we can still celebrate
(1 day ago)
Hi Sweet Shaq *hugs*
(1 day ago)
Hi lovely shaqila
(1 day ago)
Hiya sexy AGR!!!
(1 day ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 9:32 PM (3 days ago)
hi maxie
(3 days ago)
Happy Birthday! 🎁🎈🎂🎁🎈 flitters! xx didja jump out of the cake?
(3 days ago)
Happy Birthday flitterbee! 🎂
(3 days ago)
Evening from me their Lady Flittersby
(3 days ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 8:08 AM (3 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 2:28 PM (7 days ago)
And I thought only Americans sucked at geography.
(7 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 5:14 AM (7 days ago)
Sent you an email on this matter..
(7 days ago)
It would be an honor, and certainly a pleasure!
(5 days ago)
I would love to pump my cum into you for your hubby to clean up
(2 days ago)
Sun, 18-Oct-20 3:18 PM (8 days ago)
Baaaaa!!!
(8 days ago)
Ewe take care on those highways and byways ha hear!
(8 days ago)
THe highways and byways are safe for a week, I'm parked
(8 days ago)
Sun, 18-Oct-20 2:23 PM (8 days ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-20 11:19 PM (9 days ago)
@mojo right , id adopt in a heart beat
(8 days ago)
@Zepp 
cannibalism?? oh no
cannibalism?? oh no
(8 days ago)
don't bowl with dogs they will try to fetch the ball and chew on the pins
(8 days ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-20 2:30 AM (9 days ago)
where else can you have so many cherries to lose 
Well done sir, ive hit one myself, and someone has made a jealous comment to recognise it on mine lmfao
(9 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Might not be big, but trust me, you wouldn’t like it stuck in your ear
(9 days ago)
Fri, 16-Oct-20 7:53 PM (10 days ago)
Bought a salad w chicken Cucumbers and a little bitty tomatoes added sesame cashews to it and Asian dressing but of course after that I felt so on for filled I found two Cadbury eggs I’m going eat
(9 days ago)
lol my burgers tasted good but not buying those buns again, so ffn sweet, and dont use the leafy part of leeks in burgers, it tougher than you think, I had already sliced n frozen the white part
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 16-Oct-20 1:48 PM (10 days ago)
Hey guys xoxox What I want? I honestly have nu idea..
(10 days ago)