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Fri, 10-Apr-26 3:57 PM (4 days ago)
Thinking (still) how nice it would be to be able to like profile and picture comments...I know I repeat myself but it would be so nice, like if you agree. ♡♡
Nah, I felt like I'm sticking to the man doing guerrilla comments lol
(3 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I needed to get and stay sober one day at a time! 31 years in AA! Life is best
(5 days ago)
Fri, 10-Apr-26 1:12 AM (5 days ago)
Well...it happened. Tonight I actually came here to view porn. I needed a release and it worked. Thank you. 🙃👏
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I like naked people that aren't being paid to be naked. It's why I'm here ! 😁
(4 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
We all get paid Nude Explorer …. Don’t you ?
(4 days ago)
If I relied on being naked to get paid ..... I'd starve .🤣🤣🤣
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Oh he knows and is throwing his toys out of the pram about them! Lego has also said "We do not forget and as long as it is AI we approve" or something like that
(4 days ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-26 4:05 PM (8 days ago)
I've always wanted to own an Art Gallery! Too expensive so now Ive opened an NN Art Gallery Group! Show us your Art my NN Peeps! ❤️
qwac thats Modern art thats money laundering, cant be Tinks work or she would be wealthy
(8 days ago)
It has been a while since I have indulged in my creative side but I joined and am impressed!
(8 days ago)
Come on smitten do tell... or show.. I wanna know now... 😁
(7 days ago)
Thu, 9-Apr-26 7:07 PM (5 days ago)
I don't want to party like it's 1999, I want to shop and pump gas like it's 1999. : )
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Tue, 7-Apr-26 4:05 PM (7 days ago)
Well, after almost a year I finally managed to get a working PC back in my new house! Hi everyone, lovely people! 
Sun, 5-Apr-26 10:18 AM (9 days ago)
I'm still round lol.. It's been a bit of a back n forth getting used to nights again, been over a year since I worked this shift, tho I do love it! ..a week off then back into it full time.. groovy
Heya smitts.. yea I do love nights myself too 🌙 .. I miss nights working in aged care lmao those olds and their antics OMGoddess 😳😬🤣
(9 days ago)
I don’t mind night shifts cos there’s no bosses. Lol
(8 days ago)
*raises a hand between the bars of the cellar
(4 days ago)
Thu, 9-Apr-26 9:24 AM (5 days ago)
You can change what you do, but you can't change what you want.
However,the beauty of pizza is, even if there are no toppings, pizza is still yummy. Toppings merely enhance the experience, much like honey when you are horny.
(5 days ago)
All I get when I customize a pie is funny looks. Unless its the place with potatoes and pesto.
(5 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I prefer white wine to chockies lol
(9 days ago)
^^^^^ I read that as white chocolate.....my favourite
(9 days ago)
NotTinkerbell likes this
I dont mind white chocolate 😋
(9 days ago)
Juicy I knew you were a woman of culture lol. Happy Easter😊
(9 days ago)
Sun, 12-Apr-26 12:40 PM (2 days ago)
If you haven't heard the news... NN Art Gallery group is open .. cum see what all the fuss is about! You won't be disappointed. Nope not in the least. The talent! Hykes! 😘
I've got the album, it was sent to me by a Canadian woman I used to talk to many years ago.
(2 days ago)
NotTinkerbell likes this
Fri, 10-Apr-26 9:20 AM (4 days ago)
Painting n wine whilst it rains on a night off.. letting it dry now so I can add more texter lines n designes..
I wish I could paint and draw, but all my artistic talent was using electronic studio equipment. I had them transferred to Betacam, but had no way of playing it so disposed of the reel.
(4 days ago)
NotTinkerbell likes this
Thu, 9-Apr-26 3:46 PM (5 days ago)
Did you know if you rest a naked testicle on the top of an open beer bottle and hold a flame under the bottle, your testicle will be sucked into the bottle.
It's advanced thinking, applying a well known scientific principal to a practical use. "Hmm, how can I get my nuts INSIDE of a bottle? Like a ship in a bottle, there HAS to be a way!"
(4 days ago)
I have respect for my testicles! I wouldnt do this
(4 days ago)
I think I must have missed this episode of Science For Dummies.
(4 days ago)
Always missing you my lovely friend.. I hope you have/had a beautiful Easter ♡♡
(10 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Fri, 3-Apr-26 9:37 AM (11 days ago)
Am I imagining things or have the ladies been ridiculously sexy on here the past few weeks? 🥵😍
NN has consistently been filled with too many sexy ladies to name.
(11 days ago)
theyve been competing for my heart
(11 days ago)
Yes they have smitten sasha and sexyenglishbabe eapecially
(10 days ago)
Fri, 10-Apr-26 2:04 PM (4 days ago)
Big thank you to NN for sorting out my ID verification issues.
Awwee shucks I thought you were going to post some pics of you....*walks away kicking rocks
(4 days ago)
Sorry AGR,, closest we get to that probably is the selfie picture in yesterdays blog.
(4 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
This is great news, now we can see your pics in the nature group in all their glory: )
(4 days ago)
Thank you TC, just have to decide what to post now, did take some new stuff today, but still to look,
(4 days ago)
2 consenting adults...... None of my business. Live your lives how you please.
(5 days ago)
NN, if you post a YouTube link in groups, it doesn’t show any text you’ve added to the post [Link]
(5 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints 😎
(9 days ago)
Tue, 14-Apr-26 12:17 AM (1 day ago)
How did I make "Popular Male Verified Profiles" .. someone stuffing the ballot box 
^Bull < the end of the second sentence
(5 hours ago)
Thu, 2-Apr-26 8:19 AM (12 days ago)
Did you hear the joke about the broken submarine? It didn’t go down that well.
Im still wondering if they broke it. Trying to fit a submarine down a well is a challenge.
(11 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Wed, 1-Apr-26 5:27 PM (13 days ago)
Attention to detail is *sexy*. That means I like to see profiles filled out and pictures to perv.
First thing I checked was the date of the status 
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(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
SEB goes topless all day. It's just the timing with 
that needs a little fine tuning 
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that needs a little fine tuning .
(9 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
It’s mean I know. But It messes with so many’s heads every year
(9 days ago)
So many little purple helmets going 
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(9 days ago)
Mornin' SEB. Won't get me out of bed, but top of the mornin' to ya!
(1 day ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Tue, 7-Apr-26 9:23 PM (7 days ago)
If we all wake up dead tomorrow because some fkn manchild said "I wanna push the button! I wanna, I wanna! 😭" I'd just like to say it's been a pleasure flashing my 🦴 for you all 😌😂
Not dead and this is still here. Let’s hear it for humour. Especially gallows humour!
(6 days ago)
TACOs for everyone!! 🌮🌮🌮
(6 days ago)
I can't believe we have less than 2 weeks before the next deadline...🤔
(6 days ago)
Tue, 7-Apr-26 5:35 PM (7 days ago)
driving through SC right now, wondering how many NNers I've passed since SW Florida...
Many moons ago I was in the US for a bit, a weeks business and 3 weeks visiting forum friends 
(6 days ago)
I thought my day felt a little extra sexy yesterday for some reason 
(6 days ago)
hiya to all I passed by! state reveal pic will be coming soon!. 😃
(6 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Fri, 3-Apr-26 9:49 PM (11 days ago)
My favourite pencil just broke ...I was going to make a joke about it, but it's pointless
Fri, 3-Apr-26 8:48 AM (11 days ago)
According to my friend in Moscow, Russian vodka has more alcohol than American vodka. But I’m still looking for the proof.
Trojka vodka is from Switzerland, Troika vodka is from Canada.
(11 days ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Tue, 14-Apr-26 1:14 PM (12 hours ago)
Why do people post pictures on here? I do it for fun, for a laugh. If people enjoy them, great, if not, no biggie. What is really important to me are my health, my friends and my home.
I first did it because I lacked confidence and wanted to see what the feedback was like, now I love taking and sharing my pictures.
(2 hours ago)
I like looking at nude people and like showing too. Plus I've met some nifty people here along the way.
(2 hours ago)
"bored and horny" Afraid that's got a lot to do with it. And then I found I love this community for the most part.
(2 hours ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Also cos I'm a pervert who likes showing my 🦴 to people 🤷🏻♂️😂
(1 hour ago)
SpiritWolf68 likes this
Mon, 13-Apr-26 2:48 PM (1 day ago)
I just watched a youngster on social media playing the solo from Penny Lane on a piccolo trumpet. Amazing composition which was played perfectly. Youngsters playing The Beatles tunes gives me hope
I’m still chuckling over Chinless Bearded Care Bear 😂😂😂
(1 day ago)
If you do...my sibl;ings an I get a bit of dosh from the residuals , even though he dies in 2018 and retired in the early 20's he still earns for his family, incredible!
(1 day ago)
Sun, 12-Apr-26 5:06 PM (2 days ago)
Like NN suggested I made a thread in Site feedback and suggestions about a like button for picture/profile comments....if interested in that please go to my thread and say so or add something if you w
Hi sexy smittens. Thanks for responding to my thread
(2 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Same here...I come across some really nice Pic comments and profile comments are sometimes funny
(2 days ago)
I don't know about kind but it's improving. Hope yours is going well.
(2 days ago)
It was okay until the devil showed up with all of his bad ideas.
(2 days ago)
To be fair, they’re not all bad ……
(2 days ago)
We will see tomorrow morning😜
(2 days ago)
Fri, 10-Apr-26 7:30 PM (4 days ago)
Vinyl shopping tomorrow, these are on my list. Zeppelin 1, 11 & 111, Floyd Ummagumma, Live At Pompeii, Obscured By Clouds, TOOL Aenima, and anything from Perfect Circle. 🤑
I can support this. She was a beautiful raven haired busty in figure and spirit who worked in the same shop. And she liked to look at my bum.
(3 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Fri, 10-Apr-26 3:24 PM (4 days ago)
To have you, to hold you I wanna keep you within, feel the touch of your skin I wanna have you forever in my way You set me aflame
Mitch doesnt call me Notti for nothin LoL
(4 days ago)
Fri, 10-Apr-26 5:33 AM (4 days ago)
Sir matie says .. save yer coin.. sees this I want n says SHAAAAAAAPIT! .. I already did LoL
Thu, 9-Apr-26 7:54 PM (5 days ago)
Achievements' for today., finished another walking stick, finished weeding the garden, blogged a selfie picture, made it through the day.
I used to be juried woodcarving artist, spoons and walking sticks! Doesn’t come with a pension and healthcare though.
(4 days ago)
Mon, 6-Apr-26 5:14 AM (8 days ago)
Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else Gets me frustrated.. nobody does you better n you, so you do you, yea, unapologetically !
Ah but MrsT... even if you don't respect someone.. as repect is earnt imo.. no respect does not equal tearing them down either to where they've no self worth...as social media does flagrantly..
(7 days ago)
Absolutely. That’s akin to abuse. I’m not okay with anyone being judged by their looks, we all like what we like, but there’s no need to make anyone feel bad about themselves.
(7 days ago)
Hence my status post as I noticed a few young women here caught in the judging spotlight..self imposed or not... xx
(7 days ago)
A bit like me with some wee blue pills
(12 days ago)
The lack of oil is obvious given all the squeaks.
(11 days ago)
Maybe one day we’ll elect a woman as President Of The U.S. Wouldn’t that be nice?
(4 days ago)
Be careful now. We don’t want to ruffle anyone’s feathers.
(4 days ago)
The truth? You can’t handle the truth.
(4 days ago)
They're doing what they can to take women's voting rights away. I wouldn't hold my breath on a female POTUS.
(4 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Buffalo Trace Kentucky Straight Bourbon - Gets great reviews on Amazon.
(8 days ago)
Sun, 5-Apr-26 8:00 PM (9 days ago)
When indulging in choccky bunnies, always bite the heads off first so you can't hear them scream.
Well you can combine them into the Australian politically incorrect chocolate flavoured Chicos Babies (now rebadged Cheekies) for the beheadings.
(9 days ago)
NotTinkerbell likes this
AGR!!!! I'm nit supposed to indulge any more but I do on ocassion. Today was not one of those occasions.
(9 days ago)
On occasion is alright.. least thats what I tell myself when I have a slice of sourdough on occasion lol
(9 days ago)
Sun, 5-Apr-26 1:11 PM (9 days ago)
I rolled over this morning and told her, “He has risen! “. She replied, “ You’re an idiot! Go back to sleep.”
This one made it, I suspect it was the pretend Americans carrying pretend guns in the oil filled frying pan that caused the other one to go ……. Bang
(10 days ago)
Wed, 1-Apr-26 10:33 AM (13 days ago)
What was the scariest dinosaur? A terror dactyl. (I hear you all groaning!)
hmmm wouldn't that be a Pterror dactyl?
(13 days ago)
What do you call a dinosaur who's just had anal sex? A megasoreass! 🤣
(13 days ago)
Dinosaurs had an affinity for spelling their names with a "P"
(12 days ago)
The English language went back 160 million years to justify "silent letters"
(12 days ago)
Reptiles -- including dinosaurs -- have a single opening, the cloaca, that serves as an anus, a vagina, and a urethra. Since birds are dinosaurs, this applies to them too.
(12 days ago)
Horniguy52 likes this
Tue, 14-Apr-26 11:21 AM (14 hours ago)
People say that it takes years to learn how to manually replace a door bolt. But I think that’s just a locks myth. - Awful joke... too bad!
Mon, 13-Apr-26 8:55 AM (1 day ago)
I think my pet crocodile is an amateur photographer. He’s a bit of a snapper.
He’s really sinking his teeth into his new hobby🐊
(1 day ago)
Are you teaching him about jaw-perture settings? Ok I'll get TC's coat..
(1 day ago)
Does he spend a lot of time underwater? Sounds to me like he thinks he's a fish.. (assuming you have snapper in your part of the world...it's pretty well-regarded down here Downunder..)
(1 day ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Mon, 13-Apr-26 5:52 AM (1 day ago)
About to put a batch of chocolate chip cookies in the oven......
Does "batch" have a set, assigned number? Like, dozen?
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
A "batch" normally has a set amount of ingredients, but the number of cookies varies on the baker's preferred cookie size. if the baker follows the recipe closely, each batch will weight the same.
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
@trc it was a small batch 3x6...I was baking at 1:30 so just a small amount. Wanted to test out my new cookie pans.
(1 day ago)
If you ever need help testing your cookie sheets.... you know where to find me.
(20 hours ago)
smittenforyou likes this