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Thu, 24-Nov-22 9:56 PM (10 days ago)
I was born female, I identity as female, but according to this sticky toffee pudding, I'm a family of four 
Sat, 26-Nov-22 11:25 AM (9 days ago)
Three fun photo challenges going on right now. Join in if you can. Pimping some of the fun entries to the one we're running. Sexy Chores.
Pic looked a bit flat.....ironing...flat....no?....I'll get my coat; P
(23 hours ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Congrats NumbNuts! And thank you Mr and Mrs P for running a faNNtastic and FuNN contest!
(20 hours ago)
Tue, 22-Nov-22 9:06 PM (12 days ago)
See I ain't got time for no tic tac, See a girly like me needs a Big Mac, You know I gotta be good to my Kit Katt 
Let me see if you can hit that spot, boy. Can you make it go crackle and pop, boy? So tell me are you packin’ or not boy? ‘Cause if you ain’t then see ya,...
(12 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
for MissAshlee.. ! ! ! 
Must retain Her Beauty 
I stick of Kit Cat is all thats allowed 
Thu, 1-Dec-22 12:35 AM (4 days ago)
Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven 
Sun, 27-Nov-22 6:14 PM (7 days ago)
Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Please don't mix it up again like last year ☹️
I wouldn't mind more $$ in the bank, but not sure I'd want to be skinny, again. May not have a great body, but don't want to look like a teen again.
(7 days ago)
naughty_but_innocent likes this
you are what you eat....sooo i just have to eat a skinny person?
(7 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Don't you dare.....you look absolutely gorgeous just the way you are 😍
(7 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Thu, 1-Dec-22 10:35 PM (3 days ago)
Silence.. Beef patty, lettuce, gherkins, tomato, caramelised onion, smokey chipotle sauce, crispy bacon, cheese in hand made brioche.
Did it fall to bits and did your fingers need licking ? The best ones normally do
(3 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I have no doubt you can GG & that's why I'd hide my 2nd one from you! 😜
(3 days ago)
Gentlegiantdude likes this
We were able to get almost all our local family together and that's what it's about for us. It was nice to see everyone together. Hope everyone else had a good day.
(10 days ago)
Mon, 21-Nov-22 6:36 PM (13 days ago)
Anyone want to come and admire my new LED fairy light bulbs…. They’re very pretty 🤩
<would love to be able to admire anything Mellie let’s him see
(13 days ago)
Fri, 2-Dec-22 10:15 AM (3 days ago)
My kids think I use outdated technology. But they’re just ignoring the fax.
Sat, 26-Nov-22 6:01 PM (8 days ago)
Of course nipples, areolas change size, shape & colour every other day and beauty spots appear, disappear & reappear. It's a kinda magic! 😁
How is it that we moved from the magic of the breast to cock-lengths ☹️
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Wed, 23-Nov-22 7:19 AM (12 days ago)
*Wanders through with a stupid grin on my face, touching things I shouldn’t….
Shoves my hands in my pockets and breathes in!
(11 days ago)
Yes, set the alarm to 2am this morning and will go back for a quick snooze once this wraps up
(5 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Thu, 1-Dec-22 6:01 PM (3 days ago)
So I have some major kinks and I’m gonna start sharing some of them with you guys. Just wanted to warn you that my style of pics are evolving
Agreed, moosie. Unfortunately, there are too many NN'ers who haven't.
(3 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Sat, 26-Nov-22 11:57 AM (9 days ago)
I'm gonna work on being less condescending......(condescending means to talk down to people)
I'm with gotta....I can't wait to take my wellies off when back from the field: D
(8 days ago)
Thu, 24-Nov-22 8:37 PM (10 days ago)
I’m horny enough to take pics, but too comfy and sleepy to move. Sigh. 😴
That's why pic comps are fun (except when sleepy).... a chance to try something themed, ideally hot or funny as well.....
(10 days ago)
numbNNuts: sometimes the viewer is sleepy and sees elephants where there aren’t any 
(10 days ago)
Thu, 24-Nov-22 12:07 AM (11 days ago)
Happy Thanksgiving neighbours to the south. Enjoy your feasts and save me a turkey sammich please!
It won't be turkey here, either NY Strip Steak or a Lamb Leg Steak. But you are welcome to those.
(11 days ago)
Wed, 23-Nov-22 12:35 PM (12 days ago)
When i was eighteen I used to touch my toes twenty times each morning, these days I have a cup of coffee and wave at them.
So if you drop a cookie and bend over to pick it up does that count as a toe touch?
(12 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Yes, but the 5 second rule no longer applies
(12 days ago)
Tue, 22-Nov-22 9:24 PM (12 days ago)
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses… My how the stables have turned.
<not rich and have a car and 2 horses : p
(12 days ago)
Sat, 3-Dec-22 2:40 PM (2 days ago)
As soon as Daisy wakes up this morning, we're having breakfast, a drive in the countryside, and a stop at the spa for several hours. Massages included.
can I come? ...joking but it does sound like it would be a great NN field trip
...joking but it does sound like it would be a great NN field trip
(2 days ago)
We're getting ready to go. Yes it would be great to have the nn gang over there! What a good way to chill...
(2 days ago)
I'll bring the chocolates...the box may be empty when I arrive but it's the thought that counts
(2 days ago)
I'm just walking past the shops now, I'll bring a spare box of chocolates and SEB won't get a look in.
(1 day ago)
^bring 3 times the amout needed so there's not enough time to eat it all...and you don't get the judgmental stares...prob solved 
(1 day ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 7:44 PM (3 days ago)
Many 
to Emu for helping me find a solution to getting my looping laptop back on track, tech support de luxe, thank you 
i used to manage, but my braindamage makes me totally blocked frustrated if i dont get it right within limits 
so im so greatful
so im so greatful
(3 days ago)
Emu is a good dude.
(3 days ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 1:29 AM (4 days ago)
Pizza, beer, Star Wars and NN .. do I need anything else. I think not
Tue, 29-Nov-22 8:37 PM (5 days ago)
Just became an upgraded member!!! Damn I like this site!!!!😏😏
Welcome. One piece of advice: Don't believe everything you read or hear.
(5 days ago)
Check out the win tab on the desktop version of the site to join in the shenanigans!
(5 days ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 11:17 PM (7 days ago)
Only came here to post perhaps half a dozen photos to help boost my self-esteem - I seem to have now posted over 750. Thank you to everyone who has liked and commented on my photos - I always really a
Well, you do post some quality pictures so quite deserved 👍
(7 days ago)
spank you for posting n allowing pimping
(7 days ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 3:40 PM (7 days ago)
A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
I'm waiting patiently for the cherry cheesecake tonight....... oh,oh, and the pumpkin roll.........
(8 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Sometimes, I eat a cheeseburger for breakfast........
(8 days ago)
Sat, 26-Nov-22 1:26 AM (9 days ago)
Bought a chicken to make sammiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor.💩🐤
Rudy the Rooster was an asshole. I had to fight him all the time when I was a kid tryin to fetch the eggs. 🐔
(9 days ago)
They never got that big here to get mean. They would be gone.
(9 days ago)
I'm glad you like it. It looks far fancier than one would expect with my limited baking skills
(9 days ago)
Fri, 25-Nov-22 3:47 PM (9 days ago)
Sat in a pub drinking along waiting for the others to arrive. Roll on weekend away!
Okay so when am I allowed around yours for breakfast Mitch. That report on what you had just wasn't fair!
(9 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Not quite like that when we're in a rush to go to work, but today is a day off. You are welcome anytime Baron. Nudity would be a must, wouldn't be fair if Daisy couldn't get a peek!
(9 days ago)
Baron_EnBleak likes this
HAHA...I believe in equal right thus we would ALL be naked. I also need a holdiay oh badly.
(9 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Thu, 24-Nov-22 6:57 PM (10 days ago)
I’m thankful today for all those around that help me to always be a better person. I am truly surrounded by the best people who constantly keep me in check and always look after me.
Hey cuddle buddy,you get what you give,you have great people around because you are a great person ❤
(10 days ago)
Well deserved and I'm sure you exactly the same. 😊😘
(10 days ago)
Wed, 23-Nov-22 9:47 PM (11 days ago)
I don't know how to act when I get free time... Hello pervs! 👋👋
Free time is when you can colour outside of the lines
(11 days ago)
Wed, 23-Nov-22 4:20 PM (11 days ago)
Couldn’t wait to get home today and open my parcel, sent with so much love and thought. My man treats me like a princess 👸 ❤️❤️
Kettle’s just boiled…and surprisingly it’s not mushrooms just tea.
(17 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Sun, 4-Dec-22 11:54 AM (1 day ago)
On the way to church we asked our grandson why it’s important to be quiet in church. He said ‘because there are people sleeping!’
Wed, 30-Nov-22 7:53 AM (5 days ago)
Well there you have it & not quite sure how I’ve managed it - shuffling around on this mortal coil for 50 years (& not fallen off) 🎂🎈HB to me !!!
Happy Birthday hun! so...on a side note, if 50 is the new 40, wtf is 40? Because it sure don't feel like 30.
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Mon, 28-Nov-22 11:44 AM (7 days ago)
According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only two days left until Christmas! 
Sun, 27-Nov-22 8:44 PM (7 days ago)
I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary. I said, “Mark, my words!”
Would you care for a synonym roll?
(7 days ago)
I just finished my first book; it’s about reverse psychology; you shouldn’t buy it
(7 days ago)
Sun, 4-Dec-22 7:35 PM (19 hours ago)
There are some decisions you’ll never know if they were right or not, and then others you thank god you made on a daily basis 🤣
Thu, 1-Dec-22 1:33 AM (4 days ago)
Vell vell... my bad butt took over my first nude. It really is all about the butt 