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Absofuckinlutely,the guy has held that pose without movin' now for 2 days. 
(5 days ago)
risingmoonsunset likes this
Sat, 27-Nov-21 3:47 AM (12 days ago)
Well today it is officially 5 years since I quit smoking, I don't get anymore cravings but I still weirdly enough like the smell,or maybe that's why I like it because it reminds me.
A 
for you !.. :0
Wed, 8-Dec-21 5:28 PM (17 hours ago)
The English are lovely and they have really clean toilets and, believe it or not, they make really good coffee. I saw Stonehenge, the London Eye and both Tate museums. Morning, status dwellers.
Sun, 5-Dec-21 5:25 PM (3 days ago)
I haven't been here for a while, but I have to share, I'm getting married!!! After 8 years of togetherness, we have decided to make it "official." Stay sexy and safe my friends. 
Sat, 4-Dec-21 2:49 AM (5 days ago)
A few weeks ago I dropped a tub of margarine on my foot and it still hurts. I can't believe it's not better.
That is why the turkey in our house goes in the standup freezer instead of the freezer over the refrigerator 
(4 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
@bluebayour6 I once did turkey bowling at a Hooters in Charleston Wv. Frozen turkeys are dangerous and for real!
(4 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
.......and it took me a minute longer to get the joke; still miss the parkay commercials too
(4 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
@mr&mrs That sounds fun! We never had that, but had where you could win them around Thanksgiving.....had a 140 avg but bowled over 600 series on those days; was fun trying to walk out with 7 
(4 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Sat, 4-Dec-21 11:59 PM (4 days ago)
When you thought you had to get dressed and go out but find more beer in the garage 
When we lived up north I would put beer in the snow piles along the driveway as I shoveled. More than once I found one when it melted
(4 days ago)
That was either one hell of a long driveway or you are an easy drunk 
(4 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Then ya gotta cum visit SoCal Fire…..we have taco stands on every corner….lol!
(1 day ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Chevy, you also have tac-hos on every street corner
(21 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
funny when people 'like' ya status then 'unlike' it 
... really !!
... really !!
(8 days ago)
Sun, 28-Nov-21 5:14 PM (10 days ago)
Hmmm... driving thru town just now & noticed a sign with wooden letters on it was missing two of the letters. Only N & N were missing! Which one of you did it?!
Probably MarkandLacey - They are still serving time for it!
(10 days ago)
Sat, 4-Dec-21 11:14 PM (4 days ago)
Some people are just nuts. I mean I'm a bit crazy, but, damn.
Ummm...I can't even understand your sentence. Incidentally, the saying is about beauty in the eye of the beholder, a topic which was not even mentioned.
(4 days ago)
Mr&MrsSmitten likes this
Ginger don't waste sleep trying to decipher his message. It's not worth it.
(4 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
You get used to being nuts after a while, I’ve masqueraded as a normal person for decades now.
(4 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Try Atarangi - they do very good Pino Noir, Pino Gris, and not too shabby Reisling
(5 days ago)
Seeing the thumbnail pic at first I thought the dress was a pizza. 😁
(5 days ago)
Wed, 1-Dec-21 12:59 PM (7 days ago)
Just untangled a necklace that’s been sat on my dressing table for 6 weeks. Yay me! My work here is done.
Sun, 28-Nov-21 1:00 AM (11 days ago)
I just don't want to get dressed, but it looks funny that I'm at the computer naked.
Never generally stops any man so why worry and you be you and a happy you
(11 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Fewer and fewer remember it. It’s barely a blip in the news it seems and don’t bother asking a teenager. Wtf do they teach in school these days? Old fart rant over…
(1 day ago)
interesting article in my hometown paper 101 year old survivor from here went to Hawaii to commenerate...hopefully I can find him upon his return and give him a proper military salute
(1 day ago)
Tue, 7-Dec-21 4:54 AM (2 days ago)
to masterbate or not to.... WHO am I kidding. rub that clit till cross eyes hehe
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front end,back end...long as it's a happy end...ing
(4 days ago)
Thu, 2-Dec-21 10:53 AM (7 days ago)
sometimes i can do little things to help make me happy. i dyed my hair. what do y'all think?
I think it looks great as does the rest of your sexy body. Love u the pierced tits
(6 days ago)
piercedpink2 likes this
Tue, 30-Nov-21 12:20 PM (8 days ago)
I got in trouble this thanksgiving; my wife said “grab a breast”. She meant the Turkey not her sister.
an BIG like
Mon, 29-Nov-21 9:51 PM (9 days ago)
Hi everyone 👋. I am new here, well as of a few weeks ago. Was a bit shy to hi 👋 💁♀️.
Mon, 29-Nov-21 10:12 AM (10 days ago)
Who the fuck invited Elsa to the UK? Can't feel my fingertips or toes! 🥶
Mon, 6-Dec-21 11:23 PM (2 days ago)
It is kind of like Christmas when and NN friend that hasn't been around in 10 years logs in and sends you a PM
*tries to get into juju’s box…..PM box ya pervs!* lol!
(2 days ago)
eddie_aust likes this
You're such a show off 
^^^ probably will be for life...unless he refuses to get vaccinated
(4 days ago)
Fri, 3-Dec-21 6:58 AM (6 days ago)
I wanna be fucked hard with a big cock! Stretch me out and make me scream with pleasure
Tue, 30-Nov-21 4:23 PM (8 days ago)
thanks for all the love everyone! we finally got some sleep. i've been up for a while and just uploaded 6 pics that i hope y'all like
Mon, 29-Nov-21 5:47 PM (9 days ago)
Hi! Just wanted to say thank you for all the kind and concerned messages about me not being active on NN.I am okay, just working through some things! Hoping to get back to posting and chatting ASAP 💋
Sun, 28-Nov-21 6:59 AM (11 days ago)
ahhh what a lovely sunday its been, spending time with real friends is always a good time ... howdy pervs
... howdy pervs
Sun, 28-Nov-21 12:09 AM (11 days ago)
I’m home sick tonight, waiting on Covid test results and eating a really good hamburger and I think I have to do a photo shoot with it. It’s too good not to😅
Thanks everyone! Covid test negative, so just a bad cold👍
(10 days ago)
tell Pokie he needs more than 6 hours sleep 
(12 days ago)
Sat, 27-Nov-21 3:11 AM (12 days ago)
I never realized how much I missed NN, feels great to post again!
Fri, 26-Nov-21 1:38 PM (12 days ago)
Hard to believe but it's true. America isn't the only country in the world!
Smitten some fine gents on NN has decided that UK is no longer in Europe, im not sure which continent its moved to tho
(12 days ago)
Fri, 3-Dec-21 8:53 PM (5 days ago)
Eating infused chocolate and looking at porn. It's a good day.
I also have a legal marijuana card.
(4 days ago)
Ginger, have you used any mud products? They are our favorite with Trulieve being a solid second
(4 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Fri, 3-Dec-21 2:46 PM (5 days ago)
Rocking some Beatles songs this morning.... it's finally Friday !!! Can't wait for beer:30
something like he was supposed to be deceased and that was an imposter? lol
(4 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Thu, 2-Dec-21 9:39 PM (6 days ago)
ohhh its friyayyy... have a good weekend pervs and pervettes alike
