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Tue, 6-Apr-21 11:33 PM (8 days ago)
Don't accept criticism from someone you wouldn't ask for advice.
It is finally time to sit and relax. So here I are 
(8 days ago)
You need validation from no\know one other than yourself and anyone who has gained your respect. Perios.
(8 days ago)
Sun, 4-Apr-21 8:02 PM (10 days ago)
I will be going on cam in around 30 minutes, please reply here if you are interested in seeing me cam here in lingerie...then possibly nude
I'm sure that there is a further installment, but I guess that you need premium
(7 days ago)
It's worth a year payment just to see SEB once .
(7 days ago)
She should put on a secial show just far that... 
(7 days ago)
* special
(7 days ago)
I might be too old for the "possibly" part 
hehe You rock SEB
(7 days ago)
Tue, 6-Apr-21 2:49 AM (9 days ago)
Blondes are wild. Brunettes are true. But you never know what a redhead will do!!!
"Tight skirt, strawberry hair,.......show me baby what you got waitin under there..."
(9 days ago)
I know exactly what redheads will do, so I married a brunette
(9 days ago)
Love your style hit me again girly
(9 days ago)
So, so very true!! x
(9 days ago)
You are so true WILD ONE 😀
(7 days ago)
Tue, 13-Apr-21 1:44 AM (2 days ago)
my boobs get to stay intact
I was half asleep when I first read this. I'm glad it went well, flitters! xx
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
secondary one clitty, but it all good had me worried for a few days
had me worried for a few days
(2 days ago)
clittylicker likes this
Wed, 7-Apr-21 7:32 PM (7 days ago)
Although covid is mainly spread via mouth and nose, scientists have now concluded that the main risk comes from assholes 
Mon, 12-Apr-21 11:31 AM (3 days ago)
Safe n sound!
Wed, 7-Apr-21 12:28 AM (8 days ago)
Awww! You folks really love my titties!!
I certainly do!
(7 days ago)
Size DD can be a little tto much for me,but your
are super ! s://[photo missing]
are super ! s://[photo missing]
(7 days ago)
Your DD breasts are sexy as hell
(7 days ago)
Im always paying attention to them..there making me into a better man
(7 days ago)
They are a delight, but as I'm rather thin, they could be too much for me...[photo missing]
(7 days ago)
Tue, 13-Apr-21 3:01 PM (1 day ago)
Missing artistic,001Bella and Cath in status...come on, let the fuNN people come back 
Yeah I know but I think Pluto is too over crowded and some people should get a reprieve....one is out so far...this place is not as much fun anymore
(15 hours ago)
Thank you Adele for the luuuvvv! Xx
(14 hours ago)
I'm sure Cath's still about
(14 hours ago)
Bring back the 3 musketeers and with the 3 musketeers goes 3 😘😘😘 plus one super big one for Adele 😘
(1 hour ago)
Wed, 7-Apr-21 10:13 AM (8 days ago)
Position vacant: bedtime tucker inerer, comes with benefits
Mmmm! Cums with benefits!!
(8 days ago)
I'd offer but I'm pretty sure I'd be way asleep before you lol
(8 days ago)
Wenchie better as a tuckie than a tucker? LOL
(8 days ago)
How do i apply?
(7 days ago)
Ummmm...Interested....Sweet Dreams....
(7 days ago)
Wed, 14-Apr-21 6:44 AM (1 day ago)
Unexpected day off tomorrow I better praise the rum gods by drinking them
Sat, 10-Apr-21 8:28 PM (4 days ago)
I thought my wife was kidding when she told me how annoyed she was with me singing "I'm a Believer!" ... but then saw her face.
hi sexy bestest,how are you doing today?
doing ok here Sexy Adele, wishing I could shake my cold that came on though ;(
(4 days ago)
Thank you Adele xoxo
xoxo
(4 days ago)
Fri, 2-Apr-21 11:24 PM (12 days ago)
Happy birthday Dana! xxxx
Thank you, Deep!
(12 days ago)
Thank you, Juicy. Thank you everyone who commented here, and on my profile. 💋
(12 days ago)
Fri, 2-Apr-21 6:19 PM (12 days ago)
Easter pic uploaded. OK so its not very easterish. Basically just my bum in fishnets. But the thought is there Happy Easter
Thank you, happy easter. Any pic of your bum is always appreciated x
(11 days ago)
Your pictures are aways a creamy delight happy Easter panda x
(11 days ago)
Niceeeeeeeee 😘 😘
(10 days ago)
Wed, 14-Apr-21 10:49 PM (12 hours ago)
good moaning another lovely day ahead
another lovely day ahead
Sat, 10-Apr-21 12:45 AM (5 days ago)
I once met a girl with 12 nipples, Sounds kinda like a made up story..... dozen tit...
Fri, 2-Apr-21 6:49 PM (12 days ago)
First nude pic is up, but it won't stay there long
Wed, 14-Apr-21 1:49 PM (21 hours ago)
Can I get a woot woot!?
someone say woof?
(21 hours ago)
Agreed the video was a really fun watch 🤤
(21 hours ago)
Im getting in awfully late on this status. You have my woot woots, hey heys, "sups?" and anything else ya want. And, BTW, AMAZING vids! MERCY!
(20 hours ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Mon, 12-Apr-21 3:36 PM (2 days ago)
Guys,I heard this in an advertisement....."We all know that when you trim the hedges the tree stands taller" is that true
oh and hello
oh and hello
I could look for an old pic before I started to shave to show you and you can decide for yourself LOL
(2 days ago)
Tis why many guys like petite ladies; it looks "huger."
(2 days ago)
It always stands a little bit taller
(2 days ago)
It seems to be true for men. When you trim or shave, the penis seems to look bigger.
(2 days ago)
Jsut looks that way
(2 days ago)
Fri, 9-Apr-21 1:24 AM (6 days ago)
I'm new here and there are lots of interesting pictures of men and women. Seems I found a nice place to appreciate nude people.
Welcome! You've come to the right place. Glad you enjoy all the nudes, and I love what you've shared! Hope you continue to have a good time here.
(6 days ago)
buckle up for safety
(6 days ago)
and you all scared 'em away with your friendliness... tut tut you bad pervs
(6 days ago)
Thu, 8-Apr-21 9:22 PM (6 days ago)
and its a happy TOF from me to you all
Yes. You may have brocken his heart when had some time off...
(6 days ago)
I'm in contact with him away from here, so no heart was broken
(6 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thats good.I felft sorry for him, dat daft Osteritch..
(6 days ago)
(6 days ago)
Well we have reached yet another T.O.F, and Spring should be in the air
(6 days ago)
Tue, 6-Apr-21 2:48 PM (8 days ago)
I think I might be happy 😁
Glad to hear it. Congrats and hope you stay happy for a long time
(8 days ago)
Mon, 5-Apr-21 10:45 PM (9 days ago)
Evening gorgeous peeps....I just broke my walking record(I just started back up again so and paced) yesterday 11,000 steps and today so far 16,000 steps..all on an empty stomach I feel good.
I feel good.
Almost too warm for walking
(9 days ago)
Michigan and it's 70? Last time we talked to our folks it was cold upper & lower.
(9 days ago)
oh good, you walked some steps for me , saves me trying to fit them in hello lovely adele
hello lovely adele
(9 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Keep up da good werk AGR! I must confess tho that I've been known to ask the ladies to keep the counter on their wrist and do other things to get "steps" 
(9 days ago)
lol my counter is on my phone.
(6 days ago)
Mon, 5-Apr-21 4:07 PM (9 days ago)
The worst thing about ancient middle eastern history class is that the teacher tends to Babylon.
Might as well hang out da Teacher in da Hanging Gardens...
(9 days ago)
now ya up to a dry dorg terd 
(9 days ago)
Euphrates of a little historical knowledge.?
(9 days ago)
And from you Wod that’s a complement considering your knowledge
(9 days ago)
No one accused ravens as being astute
(9 days ago)
Mon, 5-Apr-21 1:28 AM (10 days ago)
Turned water into wine. Woke in a cave 2 days later...Happy Easter everyone!
Clitty my love xxxx me too!
(10 days ago)
Happy Easter juicy
(10 days ago)
cl beat me to the joke by 3hrs 
(10 days ago)
Like them? I LOVE them! Even covered up, like in your profile pic, they have this way of making their point.. well, two points to be precise...don't stop posting them and I won't stop perving them
(10 days ago)
Sun, 4-Apr-21 3:46 PM (10 days ago)
The Easter Bunny is not the only one cumming today😝
Thu, 1-Apr-21 9:29 PM (13 days ago)
Have you missed me ?
Wed, 14-Apr-21 7:40 PM (16 hours ago)
Where were you hiding? 😜
How very nice to see you Sweet Bubbles! 🥰😘 Sorry I've not felt anything pocking me from behind, I didn’t realise you were standing there! 😜
(13 hours ago)
Aerodeck69 likes this
in my corner
(13 hours ago)
Im hiding in the happy spot of my mind.
(13 hours ago)
Hihi Sweet bubbles! You left, came bk then left without a kiss... Hope you stick around if not for the site for some of us (as I do). 😘
(13 hours ago)
Mon, 12-Apr-21 6:40 PM (2 days ago)
Love sucking Cock, 2 is even better than one
Mon, 12-Apr-21 6:23 PM (2 days ago)
I think that women are addicted to the PENIS. I know I certainly are if it's not in my PUSSY it's in my mouth or I'm Wanking it
Don't even need to ask my wife that question. I guess she's the odd one.
(2 days ago)
Mon, 12-Apr-21 7:35 AM (3 days ago)
Yippee we can eat or drink outside from today
Sat, 10-Apr-21 4:09 PM (4 days ago)
Hip hip hooray! I got verified today! 😀😀👍
Wed, 7-Apr-21 11:14 PM (7 days ago)
a lovely surprise to wake up too, a bunch of flowers from someone who enjoys the pics I post , thank you
it was dana and its not the first time he has done it either nice to feel appreciated
nice to feel appreciated
(7 days ago)
Flittyboobs!! Sally!! Good moaning!
(7 days ago)
Hi Clitty!
(7 days ago)
clittybutty !! xx good eveniing to ya
(7 days ago)
Wed, 7-Apr-21 8:50 PM (7 days ago)
"Thank you" said the blonde to the doctor after he told her she had acute angina
Fri, 2-Apr-21 4:36 AM (13 days ago)
Pregnant , as in My Cat is Not Me .Im Going To Be A Cat Mom hehe
Is this for real or another April fool like yesterday when you said that YOU were pregnant?
(13 days ago)
quietwacpl likes this
A Pregnant Pussy.... Expect a Litter...Not easy...
(13 days ago)
One wonders whch Tom did it...
(13 days ago)
"no comment"
(13 days ago)
congrats! now let's see more of the cat mommy's pussy!
(12 days ago)
Thu, 1-Apr-21 3:42 PM (13 days ago)
Web pics, revenge posters and mislabeled dicks...oh my
I tried mislabelling my dick as "vegan sausage" and hid on the shelf in Tescos.
(13 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Crazy amount of web pics recently. Seems to be 3 or 4 new profiles a day!
(13 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
there no place like home, there no place like home...
(13 days ago)
Wed, 14-Apr-21 12:26 AM (1 day ago)
Spinach, feta turkey burgers with Greek chickpea salad. I have garlic breath
All I had was half of a Jimmy Johns sammich and a salad!
(1 day ago)
That sounds delicious but unfair...it's to late to cook here
(1 day ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Tue, 13-Apr-21 2:46 PM (1 day ago)
Every day hundreds of lonely wine bottles gather dust at your local wine shops. Act now, adopt a rescue wine
Tue, 13-Apr-21 2:03 PM (1 day ago)
If I was more talented in dance I think I would try burlesque. How those women dance and still look hot is amazing. It's like telling a story but still looking sexy. They look so amazing!
Tue, 13-Apr-21 11:14 AM (2 days ago)
I watched a documentary on mushrooms last night, that’s probably how I’ll watch all documentaries from now on.
Sun, 11-Apr-21 1:29 PM (3 days ago)
Freakishly gorgeous weather this weekend. Sunny all day and 73 degrees. Just might end up with a farmer's tan. 
below freezing here this morning...good thing I covered my maters..enjoy the warmth
(3 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
It's now 45 F(feels like 37) and signs point to a torrential down pour...morning Mitch
(2 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Sun, 11-Apr-21 11:34 AM (4 days ago)
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill, so I sent him a ‘get well soon’ card.
Thanks mrs UD hope you’re doing well
(3 days ago)
hey s4u
(3 days ago)
Hey RL what’s up
(3 days ago)
Sun, 11-Apr-21 3:22 AM (4 days ago)
Is the bar open yet or what
Team scarves seem to be a thing...
(4 days ago)
I have one or two you could borrow lol
lol
(4 days ago)
Would you want it back after its been near my privates? haha
(4 days ago)
🎂🎈🎁 and a box off Bundy Molly happy birthday girl 😘
(4 days ago)
Sat, 10-Apr-21 10:01 PM (4 days ago)
I scream, you scream,the Police come it's awkward.
I cum, you cum, the police scream sounds much better
(4 days ago)
After we scream I hope we both come before the police come LOL
(4 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
we all scream for ice cream
(4 days ago)
Lets all scream and they won't know what to do
(4 days ago)
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Sat, 10-Apr-21 7:33 PM (4 days ago)
Time is only measurable by Time . Enjoy The Now.
I try to enjoy every moment
(4 days ago)
Unless the theoretical physicists are right, in which case there's no such thing as time... 🤯
(4 days ago)
Tomorrow will probally be even worst.
(4 days ago)
If I was only 50 years younger . WOW!!!
(4 days ago)
The present is eternal.
(4 days ago)
Sat, 10-Apr-21 6:49 PM (4 days ago)
So lucky that people in this community can help me with my attitude. I feel blessed.
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Sat, 10-Apr-21 11:14 AM (5 days ago)
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards. That’s right, The steaks were pretty high!
(4 days ago)
Fri, 9-Apr-21 9:48 PM (5 days ago)
good moaning pervy people
Good morning my fellow naked newbie!
(5 days ago)
Thu, 8-Apr-21 9:11 AM (7 days ago)
Yay, I’m verified
Tue, 6-Apr-21 10:35 PM (8 days ago)
Happy Hump Day morning to ya all
electrical are the best, love watching the lightning !
(8 days ago)
yess aus, that is what i meant end of today for some is half way so only a few hours difference
(8 days ago)
unless of course you have friday off too then it is still hump day all day today
(8 days ago)
sorry flitterbee, early morning at work and my comprehension is still terrible LOL need more coffee
(8 days ago)
prefer my humps in the morning personally
(8 days ago)