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Tue, 27-Jul-21 6:46 AM (5 days ago)
5 year badge! Wow and nearly a thousand pics. I feel like there should be cake Xx
I have some cupcakes, will that do lovely Persephone?...
(5 days ago)
Mon, 19-Jul-21 10:22 AM (13 days ago)
The guy at the furniture store told me the sofa would seat five people without any problems. Then it occurred to me, that I don’t know five people without any problems.
Wed, 21-Jul-21 7:12 PM (11 days ago)
What am I doing currently, I'm glad you asked .... I just finished putting on my favorite body cream called Cake, I now smell like a Cinnamon bun,makes you want to eat me right? 
hey lovely Jersey
always felt you are a fun lady flitterbee with or without a tub of ice cream hahaha
(13 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Thank you, Padrino and everyone who participated and voted. Mwah!
(13 days ago)
Wed, 28-Jul-21 1:04 AM (4 days ago)
So. I went to donate blood yesterday. It will be the last time, so many questions! "Where did you get it? Whose is it? Why is it in a bucket? '' 
never donate blood after drinking beer...did that in college..went to the movies after and thought JAWS was the greatest comedy ever
(4 days ago)
The: "Have you ever paid for sex" question always gets me...... side note that the reference that I don't pay for sex, I pay them to leave comment does not go over well in that scenario 
(4 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
They wont take my blood. Maybe I should try the bucket thing 
(4 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sat, 24-Jul-21 1:12 AM (8 days ago)
Pretty cool. The CBC is broadcasting the Olympics in 12 languages including 8 indigenous languages and ASL
I’ve tried the new chat room….it’s not like the old pit days
(8 days ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
Sun, 1-Aug-21 2:20 AM (18 hours ago)
Homemade pizza with sausage and homegrown peppers, oh heck yes!!!
Well, Dana, salad can be pretty good. (thinks about the old Honeymooners episode where Ralph and Ed came back from bowling with a big pizza, Alice comes in and stops Ralph from eating any pizza,
(18 hours ago)
instead gives him a salad. There he is with his salad and Ed is waving the pizza around..........)
(18 hours ago)
Not that I know of, you might try the tube channel. I have the DVD set.
(18 hours ago)
DanajustDana likes this
Wed, 28-Jul-21 8:03 PM (4 days ago)
Thinking of possibly posting a pic ,maybe two soon, possibly and more than likely if I do it will be for TOF and sadly you will not see below waist in any pics,unless it's my ass..my pussy is for him.
Tue, 20-Jul-21 6:31 PM (12 days ago)
Can't believe I'm showing my tits and face in the same picture ¯\_ ( ツ ) _/¯
Asks youself , what 20 nyear old would find a site like this and proclaim they are showing their face and chest, when many other inst gram sites are the hang out of the young?? Gullibles
(12 days ago)
I'm actually surprised a new member showing her face got through the new system.
(12 days ago)
As far as I know, there is no rules against showing one's face.
(12 days ago)
Tue, 20-Jul-21 6:23 PM (12 days ago)
Taco Tuesday, Yes. Tittie Tuesday Yes. Tounge My Titties And Taco Yes Yes
Taco Tuesdays, Hot Dog Fridays and Steak/BJ Thursdays
(11 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
and here was me thinking whether it should be baked or fried ?? LOL
(12 days ago)
gingersnap75 likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 5:27 PM (3 days ago)
Hellooooooooo? Morning/afternoon/evening, those of you status dwellers still around.
would accept you as a worthy substitute spanker roadtrip
(3 days ago)
roadtrip2021 likes this
And to think all this started because I asked one question
(3 days ago)
roadtrip2021 likes this
Wed, 28-Jul-21 10:40 AM (4 days ago)
I can’t stress this enough! Get out of your hometown. Even if it’s not forever. Travel! See the world. There is more to life than the same 10 people and the same 2 bars.
I can't imagine a town with ten people, much less one so big it has two bars!
(4 days ago)
DanajustDana likes this
2 bars for 10 people, they gotta be party animals!
(4 days ago)
Mon, 26-Jul-21 12:56 PM (6 days ago)
It's going to be a hot one here in Pittsburgh. I will be happy once Fall is here-my favorite season. Have a great day, everyone!
I so hope the forecast for the weekend comes true… looks awesome
(6 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
the Pacific Northwest has become death valley
(6 days ago)
Yes it is, I'm in Pittsburgh too and it's definitely muggy out there. It's supposed to hit 90 tomorrow.
(6 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Sun, 25-Jul-21 5:46 PM (7 days ago)
Been a member for 9 years, posting a status or reading other’s very rarely.. recently though, I’ve found myself being drawn to status feed, purely for the nice and funny bunch of people on here! 😊
Fri, 23-Jul-21 10:17 AM (9 days ago)
Two Mafia hit-men are walking deep into a forest in the middle of the night. One of them says, "I gotta admit I'm scared out here." The other replies,"You're scared..I gotta walk back alone!"
Hey Sarah, I forgot u may not be able to send anymore messages. You are doing great and hope u were able to see my photos
(11 days ago)
OtherCockatoo525 likes this
Mon, 19-Jul-21 3:38 AM (13 days ago)
Flower Photo Challenge has been posted. All entries must be in by August 1st 00:00 UTC. See my blog for full details
Fri, 30-Jul-21 7:18 AM (2 days ago)
Trying to deny myself this morning but my clit is pressing against the seam of my jeans. My panties are soaked through.
if you want some old cock call me I am just up the road.
(3 days ago)
Tue, 27-Jul-21 9:05 PM (5 days ago)
Ben Wa balls inside and squeezing for my life. My luck one will fall out and hit a dog.
Mon, 26-Jul-21 4:44 PM (6 days ago)
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink last night. I’m in the hospital now, waiting to be seen.
Sat, 24-Jul-21 9:42 AM (8 days ago)
On this day: Peter Sellers, versatile English comic actor whose astonishing range of characters earned him international stardom died on July 24, 1980, London at the age of 55. RIP Pink Panther.
Fri, 23-Jul-21 1:50 AM (9 days ago)
as usual, comments are off but I can tell you right now, you would look much better than I would !! now quit wanting to be someone else and accept who you are or do something about it ....
I was unfriended awhile ago and I still wanted to share kind words to the individual. Never again.
(9 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
A number of us tried to tell her in chat a couple of days ago too, to no avail.
(9 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
nope, me either, I wrote my comment (first one) and deleted it before posting (haha) second one removed... mine too were kind and trying to be helpful no more time will be done now ...
(9 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 21-Jul-21 10:10 PM (10 days ago)
I had a birthday yesterday. 99 looks pretty good on me if I do say so myself. Afternoon/evening/morning, status dwellers.
get a room you two , with a window so I can watch please
(10 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
I promise I will not take any pictures I will just watch
(10 days ago)
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Thu, 29-Jul-21 11:55 PM (2 days ago)
happy TOF pervy people !! have a great friday and enjoy your weekend
I know. My niece is a NP at a hospital and my other niece is a dietitian at a hospital.
(2 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
I actually remember that now. Hey, gotta get ready for tomorrow. Great to chat with you, guapo. 
(2 days ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this
Thu, 29-Jul-21 8:36 PM (3 days ago)
"I am not happy" he said. "well said the ride operative, which of the seven dwarves are you then/"
Sun, 25-Jul-21 12:24 PM (7 days ago)
My girlfriend keeps telling me to stop making math puns. She thinks they’re irrational.
Sat, 24-Jul-21 11:36 PM (7 days ago)
Best way to spice up your sex life is to have sex. Evening/morning, status dwellers.
Sat, 24-Jul-21 7:47 PM (8 days ago)
The hypocrisy and double standards here are just ridiculous!
Sat, 24-Jul-21 8:13 AM (8 days ago)
More than 70,000 views on my profile now xx thank you all for taking the time to check me out and of course for all your lovely comments xxx
Thu, 22-Jul-21 10:01 AM (10 days ago)
some days it feels better than other days when ya let the girls out....good evening all
Tue, 20-Jul-21 1:02 AM (12 days ago)
ok, I say it another way, for all those that whinge about pics taking forever to be approved, my last one only took a few minutes ....
Mon, 19-Jul-21 1:54 AM (13 days ago)
Dear, darling, love, babe are not endearments. They are fighting words if we have never spoken.
I don't like princess either lovely flitter,although never been called that thankfully.
(13 days ago)
Sat, 31-Jul-21 8:56 PM (1 day ago)
i am done with the human race, the slim motley crew of you i do like/love and by extention those you like/love is golden. the rest can go to hell...
Sat, 31-Jul-21 11:37 AM (1 day ago)
Laundry's done. Time to kick the cat off my lap & go be productive. Have a lovely day/night peeps! 👋👋👋👋
Sat, 31-Jul-21 2:49 AM (1 day ago)
It is 14c feeling like 13c at the end of July. I am loving it!
Going to be a wet long weekend here. I hope it stays cool!
(1 day ago)
DanajustDana likes this
I will see what I can do CMP. I am hoping the north gets rain to help with the fires
(1 day ago)
Heavy Chevy likes this