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Tue, 19-Jan-21 5:54 PM (6 days ago)
Just FYI, no real woman has ever described herself as FUCKMEAT looking for CUM TRIBUTES..........
I will get right on it
(6 days ago)
I was gonna say Never say never......but I see you said "Has ever." wink
(5 days ago)
So many fucktards in the world, omly beaten by the fucktards that comment on those posts
(5 days ago)
only on sexsites rolleyes
(5 days ago)
Sounds derogatory to me as we as demeaning. Nudes are generally accepted as an art form. Because the person or persons posed for a nude picture does not necessarily mean they want sex.
(4 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:35 PM (12 days ago)
I'm outta here. Will probably be gagged when I return but I'm tired of the dickhead men in status right now. Minus TC, Tux and HH of course
Oh dear, what I missed
(11 days ago)
Damn men anyhow!....Seriously
(11 days ago)
I didn't make the list...sad
(11 days ago)
Me either. Pretty sure that makes us dickheads...
(11 days ago)
Goodness gracious me, it looks like I missed all the fun again.
(11 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 12:54 AM (11 days ago)
Happy New Year everyone smile
and to you ng
(11 days ago)
Nice to see you again, Happy New Year
(11 days ago)
Where have you been
(11 days ago)
happy nude rear to you too
(11 days ago)
You too, 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
(11 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 8:41 PM (5 days ago)
Even a slight glimpse turns me on. So happy to still be madly in love after 45 years together.
I might be biased but I sure think so! Thanks Artistic.
(5 days ago)
Artistic likes this
i think shes funny too wink
(5 days ago)
BigDog9458 likes this
Awww! How lovely! 🥰😍🥰😍
(4 days ago)
Oh, love this.
(4 days ago)
I hear a turtles song being played at your golden wedding anniversary
(4 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 3:51 PM (6 days ago)
Two fingers deep in my wet pussy 🤷‍♀️
Como me gustaria tocarlo
(6 days ago)
welco me to NN; now you must take a photo of your finger insertion and discribe your feelings in detail smile
(6 days ago)
very nice let's see how you do you
(6 days ago)
here i thought she was enkoying herself confused
(5 days ago)
Would that be "Two in the pink, and one in the s...." oh never mind.
(5 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 5:45 PM (11 days ago)
The thick snow upon the rooftops is creating a beautiful, natural ray of light around the neighbourhood...such a beautiful site to see.
I pause before I have Chicken...A Fellow Birdie....ohmy
(10 days ago)
Birds eat other birds, I've seen it.
(10 days ago)
Goodnight fellow Birdies Up North..Hope that the snow fake's landed safely.:}..smile
(10 days ago)
* flakes smile
(10 days ago)
In winter, time some birdies need too...crying
(10 days ago)
Sun, 24-Jan-21 5:43 PM (1 day ago)
Sinful Sunday Is Here . Let The Naked Sins Fly
Yessssssss 😀
(21 hours ago)
I cannot sin on the Sabbath. 5 minutes left til monday smile
(21 hours ago)
lip2lip likes this
Two more minutes and Captain Picard goes to warp speed
(21 hours ago)
Time is relative
(21 hours ago)
Bob's your uncle
(21 hours ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 11:19 PM (3 days ago)
2nd Covid vaccine in the body. Now to see if I suffer some of the side effects
Thats good.I hope.They are sort of telling uss here that we can only recieve one and maybe the second after 3 months. It should be 3 weeks.
(3 days ago)
whipman-uk likes this
Growing a third head?
(3 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Thanks for being a guinea pig Moose! You make a good test subject and give good reports thumbup1
(3 days ago)
terrid53 and Artistic like this
keep us upated
(3 days ago)
Well other then waking up a grumpy old man, I seem to have survived both Covid 19vaccine shots withno ill effects
(3 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 9:12 PM (4 days ago)
Congratulations America 🇺🇸
well hello there mowwy smile
(4 days ago)
On deep cleaning
(4 days ago)
Me, looking at gun safe: It was nice knowing you! 🤣😝😫😭
(4 days ago)
Hi Molly!
(4 days ago)
Molly Dearest grin
(4 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 8:56 PM (13 days ago)
So I don’t you why but I have fantasy getting fucked by much older man! Who wants to fuck my young pussy??😋
Sure, you can send me PM, thx!
(12 days ago)
Sure I’m in
(12 days ago)
theresasky likes this
I would gladly pound your young pussy
(12 days ago)
theresasky likes this
I’m not an old man but I do shake my fist at clouds
(12 days ago)
theresasky likes this
Well much older here !!!
(12 days ago)
theresasky likes this
Fri, 15-Jan-21 12:44 PM (10 days ago)
My farmer friend used his government grant aid to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
thats "dire" smile
(10 days ago)
He had to quickly pullet out of the joke book as he was hungry.
(10 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
You're a real straight talker aren't you!
(10 days ago)
Lucy_1528 likes this
Bumping as I really like this one. smile
(10 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
I had to look the lyrics up earlier this month..... never fully made out the "We gotta install microwave ovens, Custom kitchen deliveries, We gotta move these refrigerators....these color TVs"
(10 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 9:47 PM (10 days ago)
All the comments about my pussy turned me on soooo much
some basterd stole the pix n spread them all over the internets ...... THE BASTERDS!!
(10 days ago)
ok, who scared this one away? come on, own up you lot wink
(10 days ago)
What happned ? If I remember correctly, That was a very nice Pussy....
(10 days ago)
it was Raving ...... e did it .... not aloud blame noneone else gagged
(10 days ago)
Thank you 😀
(10 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 5:48 PM (12 days ago)
Want to see my pussy?
Must you max?
(11 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
Well I’m not here to fuck spiders
(11 days ago)
My pet spider, Webbie, is quite relieved at tattsnbeard's response.
(11 days ago)
tattsnbeard likes this
As very nice looking Pussy...smile...[photo missing]
(11 days ago)
That definitely looks in pretty good order smile ....if you can pass thru reception ....next
(11 days ago)
maraff likes this
Tue, 12-Jan-21 1:35 AM (13 days ago)
You try to be nice and explain the rules to a newbie and you get a butt hurt stalker LOL I have been found to be a fake. A guy trying to be a woman grin
How can you suss out the fakes ?
(13 days ago)
Vee, that's easy. Anyone claiming to be a trucker is a fake grin
(13 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
if a male profile post only gemale with face or only sneaky pics id say hes fake
(12 days ago)
.....or beer filled tits *nods*
(12 days ago)
Well tuck it harder between your legs and keep on going
(12 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 10:48 PM (3 days ago)
its Friday ! happy TOF to you pervs, and have a great weekend
shower time smile
(3 days ago)
Logged!
(3 days ago)
Happy bounce Day ! smile
(3 days ago)
😛🤤jerk same to you flitter
(3 days ago)
Shake 'em and the booty too!
(3 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 1:02 PM (5 days ago)
Popcorn at the ready!
It's no biggy, it was just a parody that I guess someone didn't find funny.
(5 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
A parody of what?
(5 days ago)
David Attenborough narrating Trump's departure from the White House. It made me laugh anyway grin
(5 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
I saw that. Lol
(5 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
new round up?
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 9:48 PM (5 days ago)
good morning on this fine happy hump day smile
Perfect smile
(5 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
Spanky went quiet, I didn't hit him with the shovel....honest.
(5 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
*hides the shovel
(5 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Thank you
(5 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
smile
(5 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this
Mon, 18-Jan-21 4:39 PM (7 days ago)
My boss calls me “The computer”. It’s nothing to do with intelligence; I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
You've seen Raven's floppy.
(7 days ago)
This is faNNtastic!
(7 days ago)
Have I?
(7 days ago)
I thought the whole world had lol.
(7 days ago)
Lol true
(7 days ago)
Sat, 16-Jan-21 3:23 PM (9 days ago)
Back after 3 years and hornier than ever!
Welcome back, what kept you away?
(9 days ago)
VictoriaViscious likes this
looking great in fishnet
(9 days ago)
VictoriaViscious likes this
Welcome back. Great pictures
(9 days ago)
VictoriaViscious likes this
very sexy welcome back
(9 days ago)
Welcome back!
(9 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 7:06 PM (10 days ago)
wanting delivery too
estimated arrival?
(10 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
mid February lol
(10 days ago)
Artistic likes this
How wonderfully inviting
(10 days ago)
Relaxer likes this
Mmmm so I will deliver it there so x
(10 days ago)
Deliveroooooooooooo
(9 days ago)
Fri, 15-Jan-21 4:54 PM (10 days ago)
Happy Friday NN Peeps. May It Be Orgasmic For All.
Thank u. Likewise smile
(10 days ago)
Wow I don’t log on here very often, but think my Friday night will be very ‘interesting’ after finding your profile 😍
(10 days ago)
Oh how I wish 😀
(10 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 10:25 AM (11 days ago)
People call me self centered. But that’s enough about them.
I eat a lot too
(11 days ago)
I've never had a lot, are they hard to clean?
(11 days ago)
Clean?
(11 days ago)
Does a lot have feathers or fur or what?? tongue
(11 days ago)
The carrots?
(11 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 7:06 AM (11 days ago)
Beautiful day at the beach. No clouds, No swell, just me floating about...
sounds like bliss wenchie smile xoxox
(11 days ago)
deepsea69 and ~Wenchie~ like this
/me waves to Wenchie because he thinks that is swell. smile
(11 days ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
Enjoy wenchie 👍
(11 days ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
Wed, 13-Jan-21 11:20 PM (11 days ago)
“While there is time, let’s go out and feel everything. If you hold me, I will let you into my dreams.
i am game if you are...
(11 days ago)
I'm dreaming 😀
(11 days ago)
The lovers the dreamers and me
(11 days ago)
~Wenchie~ and Bbaggins4321 like this
Mmm. Would gladly be in your dreams.... xx
(11 days ago)
Mon, 11-Jan-21 10:25 PM (13 days ago)
How about we take this to the bedroom? ..... I whispered to my snacks
sings wizard of oz song...Oreo..Oreo
(13 days ago)
terrid53 and owbiglineman like this
LOL
(13 days ago)
BW69.... Brookie-O Oreos are pretty tasty
(13 days ago)
sign on bedroom door *Snack room*
(13 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Brookie-O Oreos and milk, qualifies as fulfilling a prescription today
(13 days ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 9:11 PM (1 day ago)
I live in my own little world but it's okay they know me here grin
thats good mrs M, ya wont be lonely there tongue ... hiya smile
(1 day ago)
metalwork likes this
Hi ya. And they laugh at my jokes smile
(1 day ago)
flitterbee likes this
Rusty world...: ) xx
(1 day ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 1:01 PM (2 days ago)
• Don’t join dangerous cults: practice safe sects.
LOL
(2 days ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 10:01 AM (3 days ago)
My profile has over 60,000 views so thank you all for taking the time and al your horny comments xxx
Thank you for sharing such HOT photos 😀
(3 days ago)
So has mine!!
(3 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Good on you Julie. Cheers to the next 10000!
(3 days ago)
K, it's the sheep's pix you use as pp. wink you're missing the shades tho!
(3 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
My thanks to you, sweet Julie, for all that 1383 wonderful my regular daily masturbations with you...to this day!
(11 hours ago)
Fri, 22-Jan-21 9:09 AM (3 days ago)
Good morning all. Friday again. Doesn’t time fly, well actually it doesn’t. Posted a pic to hopefully brighten your day . Vee🐝💋
You succeeded.
(3 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
and a good morning to you too. smile
(3 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
Any one that wants to brighten up someone's day is top on my books smile
(3 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
Morning and a lovely picture it is too 🔥 ❤️
(3 days ago)
vintagebee likes this
Fri, 22-Jan-21 12:42 AM (3 days ago)
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Is it proportional?
(3 days ago)
^ The angle of the dangle is directly proportional to the heat o the meat.
(3 days ago)
I bet if a midget grabbed my dick, my dick would look huge 😁
(3 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
You should have tried dictaphone, dictaphone up your ass! LOL
(3 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Huge Midgets.........Bearded Men.........all part of the show wink
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 2:27 AM (4 days ago)
Amanda Gorman was incredible today
Working from home because of the pandemic, I got to watch it all day. That was a first for me. I loved it all
(4 days ago)
Typical of him.... can't face anything real
(4 days ago)
juicy likes this
"The hill we climb" is going to be an anthem as much as the star spangled banner.
(4 days ago)
Garth Brooks, traitor or hero for trying to unite us? My opinion is, he did a good thing today.
(4 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
I'm a big Garth fan, so I lose some objectivity. But, I think it was definitely a good thing. It was in line with Biden's message
(4 days ago)
ThePadrino likes this
Thu, 21-Jan-21 12:05 AM (4 days ago)
As the hand of God reaches down and points to the young couple: Adam, this is eve, you must love her always. Erm, Okay, but who is this guy? Oh, that's Keith Richards, he was here before I got here grin
Ha ha ha
(4 days ago)
one_cunning likes this
Keith announced that he quit smoking. So, we're making progress against global warming.
(4 days ago)
one_cunning likes this
We need to start thinking about what kind of world we are leaving to Keith Richards.
(4 days ago)
For half second I thought this was about Curious Adam. Dearly missed!
(4 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 3:27 AM (5 days ago)
Short skirt no panties
Sounds delicious
(5 days ago)
the odd friday night once i have a drink or five, i never wear anything above the knee im a proper boy blush
(5 days ago)
pic's plz nice
(5 days ago)
The perfect attire for a windy day....
(5 days ago)
Thu, 14-Jan-21 5:12 PM (11 days ago)
If your video looks like it was filmed on 8mm in the 70's, transferred to VHS in the 80's and then to DVD, trust me...the screen grab is gonna look like shit...
Hell, the only reason the video of the racist guy getting clocked with a can of alcohol went viral is because it was cellphone video
(11 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Have to say that was hilarious, and well deserved, only been funnier if the beer brand had been 'Karma'....
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I agree TC. In my opinion, the guy with the can was more restrained than I would have been
(11 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Definitely, he took some riling...but acted well, not that I am condoning violence...the punk got his beer that night and maybe think twice...
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
there does seem be a plague of vintage sh1t being posted recently , I mean how Fugly do you need to be to post 20 year old pic's of yourself of PP Quality and Focus
(11 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Wed, 13-Jan-21 9:28 PM (11 days ago)
I don’t usually boast about my finances. But my credit card company calls me everyday to tell me my balance is outstanding.
What did he do wrong?
(11 days ago)
Tinkled with too many keys.
(11 days ago)
He'll have no problem getting out of jail then
(11 days ago)
Hey big guy
(11 days ago)
LOL 😂
(11 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 10:35 AM (12 days ago)
I wonder how it feels getting fucked by multiple men at the same time?🤔🤭 my pussy will be swollen😳
the more you get fucked, the more swollen, and the tighter it gets!! thats why you need lots of cum for lubewink
(11 days ago)
Try it
(11 days ago)
yeah probably :b
(10 days ago)
Tax bill?
(10 days ago)
cath68 likes this
Here's hoping we get to see pics
(7 days ago)
Wed, 13-Jan-21 6:25 AM (12 days ago)
"Do Not Judge, You Don't Know What Storm I've asked her to Walk Through" ____God
Amen 😀
(12 days ago)
Tue, 12-Jan-21 2:29 PM (13 days ago)
Light travels faster than sound....I guess that explains why some people appear smart before they begin to speak! wink
You’ve got that 100% bang on!
(13 days ago)
A smart man keeps quiet and is thought to be dumb. A fool speaks and removes all doubt (I think I screwed it up but you get the idea)
(13 days ago)
Mr_Vein, MissManners and 001Bella like this
Hence gags were created! 😜
(13 days ago)
Sat, 23-Jan-21 7:08 PM (2 days ago)
*sets up a lost and found counter in status*
8-5 says the lost nigerian uncle needs money.
(2 days ago)
No bet
(2 days ago)
But then not all of us that wander through this site are lost
(2 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Ri Ri lost her umber- ber- ber -ber- ella
(2 days ago)
I lost my virginity...but I still have the box it came in!
(1 day ago)
metalwork, happyhumper69 and PApda like this
Fri, 22-Jan-21 3:07 PM (3 days ago)
Running out of ideas for pics plus busy life =slowing down on pic posting. I’ll still be around, thinking of new ideas!😊
Quality is always better than quantity. Although you've posted plenty of quality pics so far!
(3 days ago)
I’ve got some great ideas, but they involve using me as a prop. smile
(3 days ago)
Taraesa likes this
Fri, 22-Jan-21 1:35 AM (3 days ago)
Why is Miss Universe always from Earth?
Same reason the world series is only played in North America...delusions of grandeur *shrugs*
(3 days ago)
MrsTrellis and clittylicker like this
Well if we're pointing out mind benders... why don't they ever bowl at the Superbowl?
(3 days ago)
bluebayour6 and happyhumper69 like this
It'sfull of soup?
(3 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
why are american football winners worldchampions?
(3 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Because some Americans think they rule the world. Just so everyone knows, I'm not one of them!
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 11:20 PM (3 days ago)
*wanders through, waves at the crowd, heads for the shower*
LOL
(3 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
My mind is adrift, today! LOL
(3 days ago)
- - nah he washing -cleaning his wrangler - -
(3 days ago)
I would say to let your dogs lick you clean...but I have seen where their tongues were today!! scared
(3 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Rules have changed over the years so when they were posted they weren't against the rules.
(3 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 9:19 AM (4 days ago)
Three days off bitches
A pay check is awesome and shit at the same time
(4 days ago)
Great time for a few more pics of sexy MissMolly then. Please
(4 days ago)
Gonna come see me? =P
(4 days ago)
Sweet chit it would take three days just to get there.
(4 days ago)
I know. But a man has to dream. *grin/kotc*
(4 days ago)
Thu, 21-Jan-21 12:02 AM (4 days ago)
Whilst many have been watching the US change of president, I've enjoyed a few hours with undoubtedly the most delicious sexy man! 🥰😍
No wonder there a ball n the can aye raff
(4 days ago)
it's like a religion on some places but asking for lime in it would get you barred out of most pubs I know, bella, lol.
(4 days ago)
We get most beers here from round the world I tried budwizer once I don't think I could even Finnish the can
(4 days ago)
Really? Again it's very popular - but out of the bottle, mebbe the can kind of spoils it, even in Finland. wink
(4 days ago)
The lime is for the Mexican beer Maraff. I wouldn't dare adding lime to a Guinness. That would just be wrong!
(4 days ago)
Wed, 20-Jan-21 11:51 AM (5 days ago)
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies… Is this a trick question?
They might have been sugar free.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:44 PM (6 days ago)
*Sits in his little bubble of Zen, slow deep breaths in through the nose, out the mouth, breathe in the good vibes, breathe out the bad kooties*
Hey, you're the one who wanted to be a hermit, be a bum instead, bums like bourbon! grin
(5 days ago)
Ive spent my whole life saying "Dont be a bum". Id hate to add hypocrit to my long line of names. lol
(5 days ago)
You could be a suave, debonair bum! LOL
(5 days ago)
That would mean Id have to mingle. I prefer hermit and live my life vicariously through NN *nodnodnod*
(5 days ago)
In that case, I recommend bourbon instead of luke warm carrot water.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 3:27 PM (6 days ago)
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Charles Spurgeon
They say any new new mutation of covid is world wide within 24 hours....
(6 days ago)
-1 new...ffs
(6 days ago)
Do they fly-by-night?
(6 days ago)
The quote is inside the cover of a book I'm about to read.
(6 days ago)
Tue, 19-Jan-21 9:07 AM (6 days ago)
tis winter, and today i realised for the first time in my life one of the great joys of living alone; i am the unchallenged overlord of the thermostat. thou shall not be raised, regardless the weather
yes, the joys of living alone, you are in control of all the remotes etc
(6 days ago)
bman5946 and RavingLunatic like this
yep! the only time the termostat goes up is when the kids are here, and they have an illusion of control over the tv remote until i feel the need to assert my dominance smile
(6 days ago)
flitterbee, 001Bella and mojo75nz like this
peeing with the door open, one of the simple pleasures
(6 days ago)
and hello to you B smile good to see ya smile
(6 days ago)
bman5946 likes this
hey flit, good to see you too!
(6 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Tue, 19-Jan-21 8:20 AM (6 days ago)
good evening all of you pervettes and pervs, friends and fiends, ladies and gents... and anyone else no covered by that grin
naaaaa, bein' in the office, I have to be a good boss and beehive.
(6 days ago)
oh wasnt meaning in the office but yeah, good boss is good
(6 days ago)
my boss thinks i'm a lazy ass, i think my boss is a insensitive jerk...i'm self employed mellow
(6 days ago)
maraff, Raven2005 and nosanity like this
haha ravlu, smile
(6 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
the problem is one of us is right...and i don't think it's jerko LOL
(6 days ago)
maraff likes this
Sun, 17-Jan-21 5:37 PM (8 days ago)
Lets take our pants off and have fun
Deal!
(8 days ago)
yours off yet?
(8 days ago)
I like this vibe
(8 days ago)
Yeah, why not? Sounds like fun.
(7 days ago)
ready and waiting 🤩
(7 days ago)
   
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