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Pussycat, I used my 100-400 for the first time to shoot the moon.
(11 days ago)
I wasn't in SF but lots of photographers I know were. They all wanted to capture it above the landmarks like the Golden Gate Bridge and Salesforce Tower.
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Wed, 25-May-22 6:20 AM (3 days ago)
In a brief window of opportunity before the day turns into another in this series of shit ones, I will remind myself of the guys jerking off over me while I bite my tongue in meetings. It does help!
A sweetie and a hottie you are MissA.. aka faultless, never heartless😈😎💜
(18 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Mon, 23-May-22 2:14 AM (5 days ago)
If you are on a continuous search to be offended, you will always find what you are looking for,even when it isn't there.
Mon, 23-May-22 9:25 PM (4 days ago)
whenever im feeling a bit lonely, i simply sign into any dating app and remember what my options are. cleaned my room instead... been very productive lately and feeling good about that, at least!
Most of the time I look at what is in the "Dating pool" I leave scared half to death.
(4 days ago)
mistaboner likes this
i dont think NN is a dating site and that's not how I use it...
(4 days ago)
Tue, 17-May-22 1:06 AM (11 days ago)
I got lucky last night. No, not that kind of lucky 
I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing! 
I caught the lunar eclipse. Amazing!
Wed, 25-May-22 5:27 PM (2 days ago)
Guess which silly girl just realized she’s wearing flip flops on a tennis shoe kinda adventure? Lol
Thu, 26-May-22 5:16 PM (1 day ago)
I see my friend MissAshlee (aka beautiful) is on the HP, lovely pic beautiful and congrats to all the others too.,,,oh I did see some sexy eyes captain__82 : )
MissAsh must be having a whale of a time in Cali ! ! ! 
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Bummer no whales, but at least the trip had porpoise 😉
(11 days ago)
Sun, 22-May-22 7:30 PM (5 days ago)
And when I felt like I was an old cardigan under someone's bed... You put me on and said I was your favorite 
Never put you under the bed unless it’s the top bunk 🤪
(5 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
You'd look good in my shirt.. wear it open, and naked beneath..boss lady😈😉💜
(5 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I wouldn't put you under the bed unless I'm there with you doing crazy stuff 
(5 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I knew, I had heard those words,I heard a Scots singer called Amy McDonald.
(4 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Wed, 18-May-22 4:14 PM (9 days ago)
My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic I refused. If I'm going to have sex, its going to be on my own Accord 😂
I would say it is her Civic duty to comply
(9 days ago)
wonder what the prelude to this demand was
(9 days ago)
Sat, 21-May-22 7:46 PM (6 days ago)
You will never look back on your life and say ..... I spent too much time with my dogs 🐾❤🐾
Nor “If only I’d spent more time at work.” “If only I hadn’t had ALLLLL those orgasms.” So many more!
(6 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Thu, 19-May-22 10:53 AM (8 days ago)
I came home today to find my wife has been on Ebay all day. If she's still there tomorrow, I'm going to have to lower the price. 
She’s got a ticket to ride and she don’t care
(8 days ago)
Mon, 16-May-22 4:27 PM (11 days ago)
It's not the size of your waist that matters, it's the size of your heart.
Most of the thanks should go to Padrino as if he didn't edit it it would not have been posted.
(10 hours ago)
^"need to know" what was edited....sorry....friday drinking....cheers....
(10 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
Sun, 22-May-22 6:06 PM (5 days ago)
Slightly bemused that fifty thousand people have looked at me naked. Good job they can’t see the sudacrem round my chops and the failed lentil flatbread I just attempted to make. NN vs reality. 😂
/..Oh what have you missed ? 
Fri, 20-May-22 4:04 PM (7 days ago)
Not that I’m a slave to my hormones, but I’ve achieved nothing but several orgasms and a shower today. Time for wine; I’m exhausted 😉
Wed, 25-May-22 3:27 PM (2 days ago)
Morning..,*looks at clock,ok well it's almost noon....hope everyone is doing well and getting more than enough sex. : )
Twis 4 in da morning her and I wonders while I'm still awake.. Daybreak is nearly here/ Happy Thursday Gingers 
(2 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Wed, 25-May-22 2:21 AM (3 days ago)
Sometimes I feel like, no matter how much I try, no matter how much I give, I will never be good enough to love, early abuse sucks ,,,love your family n friends and protect them nite nite
nite nite
you are a wonderful awesome strong person! *hugs Arty tight and kisses her!
(2 days ago)
You KNOW you're more than good enough, Arti. It's impressive that you've had a hellish start in life, but you're still one of the nicest people here. Don't ever change ❤
(2 days ago)
Tue, 24-May-22 3:37 PM (3 days ago)
I like my women the way I like my trucks. At least 30 years old and leaking fluids 🤣
Mon, 23-May-22 9:07 PM (4 days ago)
A new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys, 🤔 I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey
Mon, 23-May-22 3:57 PM (4 days ago)
I have never been able to make my pussy squirt no matter how many times I tried. Until this morning! Suddenly, I was sitting in a large puddle of my cum💦
Semen only contains urine if you have urinated before ejaculating << Fact 
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(4 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Urine contains seamen if you piss after ejaculating
(4 days ago)
^^ Thanks for that medical info Dr Ashlee! 
But for the men reading, be advised, if your semen contains a significant volume of piss, urine trouble.
But for the men reading, be advised, if your semen contains a significant volume of piss, urine trouble.
(3 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Mon, 23-May-22 11:01 AM (4 days ago)
I bought my wife a beautiful Slinky dress! She looks amazing going done the Stairs!
Mon, 16-May-22 7:32 PM (11 days ago)
30 days sober! I mean, not consecutively but over the years. Maybe... 😜
13 years sobriety of alcohol, but I consume that green shit by the pound.........
(11 days ago)
Had my last alcoholic drink ever on the 9th of April, not missed it for a second, feel better, sleeping better..etc. etc: )
(11 days ago)
Hi sexy Mr I can drink but I choose not to at the moment, if I do it will be Becks non alcoholic beer,they make great fake beer lol,even gives you a fake buzz lol
(11 days ago)
Mon, 16-May-22 2:32 PM (11 days ago)
It might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy
Wed, 25-May-22 3:07 PM (2 days ago)
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.
Tue, 24-May-22 9:29 PM (3 days ago)
"Sweet dreams are made of this, things we dream of but never get," Hey all : )
good .... should be more of u ...hot profile
(8 days ago)
Wed, 18-May-22 6:33 AM (10 days ago)
Today has started better. It’s sunny and W3, Q4356. That’ll see me through until the emergency 9:30 meeting at least 😂
What on Earth (Song) are you talking about?
(9 days ago)
*arrives too late... everyone's gone *sniff sniff .. I smell awesome people odours
(9 days ago)
Tue, 17-May-22 12:48 AM (11 days ago)
Just so you know, NASA has a satellite that has photographed Uranus and then had the audacity to post those pictures online
There's plenty off full moon photos here to just saying lol
(10 days ago)
Sun, 15-May-22 4:48 PM (12 days ago)
Is MissAshlee trying to woo me from across the pond with this shirt? 
I 💗 it & her!
sorry ash, i just liked the pic. i didn't know the status would explode like this 🤣
(12 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Ash seems so so far away. Near San Fran...
(12 days ago)
Sat, 14-May-22 6:04 PM (13 days ago)
Alright I guess I have to make restrictions? Please do not save my pictures without my permission. Please do not post tributes or anything along those lines without my permission.
Sat, 14-May-22 5:38 PM (13 days ago)
What an utterly gorgeous day. Big smiles all round - hope yours is equally fabulous 😊
Trimmed my bush. Sweaty work!
(13 days ago)
love rain, life giver and plays soothing on roof
(13 days ago)
Thank you, it is a rather beautiful day!
(13 days ago)
Sat, 14-May-22 11:37 AM (13 days ago)
It's been awhile since I've signed in. Hope everyone is doing well.
Good to see you are back, I really enjoyed your newest pictures. You look so beautiful and very sexy
(13 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Lovely to C_U pg! Love your new pix too. (Or pic, as it transpired). All good in my world thanks. Hope the same goes for you?
(13 days ago)
prettygirl1976 likes this
Fri, 27-May-22 11:46 PM (8 hours ago)
A 73 year old woman was in court yesterday for streaking at the Chelsea Flower show last week. She was let off with a caution but was awarded 1st prize for best dried bush arrangement.
Yeah she cudda used conditioner,shirley
(8 hours ago)
One fella was so surprised he spilt his seed on the floor
(8 hours ago)
Laphroaigh likes this
If at first you don't suck seed
(8 hours ago)
Fri, 27-May-22 11:56 AM (20 hours ago)
oh i needed to make a different status, oops- 11 hours and 5 min till trivia! come win nudles or your name written on me
5 nudles and the option to have your name written on me for a pic in my gallery
(9 hours ago)
I think that the first rewards far better than the 
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(9 hours ago)
who needs noodles when you can achieve eternal glory 
(9 hours ago)
Fri, 27-May-22 10:22 AM (21 hours ago)
When I try to eat healthy a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers
There's gotta be a way to get Toblerone into this thread... I know it's the way to SEB's heart.. don't know about other body locations..😈😉
(18 hours ago)
Toblerone or not Toblerone? - That is the question.
(16 hours ago)
Toblergone once you've eaten it.
(15 hours ago)
Mon, 23-May-22 11:41 AM (4 days ago)
A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6. A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
Ohhh the thing..right yeah...the thing...Will do.
(4 days ago)
SexyEBs das found da Thing ! ! ! 
Sun, 22-May-22 9:06 PM (5 days ago)
Thank god the foosball season is over, tomorrow we can get back to real games, like Wordle, Nurdle and for the sex obsessed.... Spurtle: D
Because I shouldn't have to, it was a polite request not to pollute my statuses, hopefully that will now happen: )
(4 days ago)