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Mon, 26-Feb-24 12:53 PM (2 days ago)
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Little known fact: Before the crowbar was invented, crows simply drank at home. 🐦‍⬛
And robin wasn't redbreast until he discovered bdsm
(1 day ago)
LOL
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rolleyes
(1 day ago)
Wed, 21-Feb-24 5:50 PM (6 days ago)
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Four more people will make 5000 followers for us in a little over 2 yrs. Thank you to everyone that has followed us, liked a pic, made a comment, or just been our friend. Kudos to all of you! ❤️
Your joining makes NN the great place it still is. Ups and downs but you all definitely are the up part!
(6 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Thank you sir!
(6 days ago)
You guys are fantastic ! ♥️
(6 days ago)
smitten4u and dziga like this
Thank you, thank you, thank you. What an amazing couple!
(6 days ago)
McPhallus and smitten4u like this
Love this couple always a variety in the top row of the homepage ❤️
(6 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 20-Feb-24 8:45 PM (7 days ago)
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Came like i needed the entire neighborhood to hear 😂 Thanks old trusty rabbit! ♥️
And a great pic afterwards!
(6 days ago)
smitten4u and Freckles like this
I would definitely be looking for the source of that sound lol
(6 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Maybe ill post a vid next time 😏
(6 days ago)
Oooh yessss please do 😋 xxx
(6 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Another vote for a vid! 🤤🤤
(6 days ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Thu, 15-Feb-24 1:19 PM (13 days ago)
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Today is finally "move in" day! Can't wait to have a home base again, well for at least a year.
Awesome! And agreed on how painful moving is. I’ll be doing it in the next year or so, when we find a house together.
(12 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
OW, It's a pain, but it's also exciting. Can't wait to get everything unpacked and put away.
(12 days ago)
owbiglineman and McPhallus like this
Hope you enjoy the new place
(12 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
It is both, with the exciting far outweighing the pain. I’m not looking forward to dealing with my accumulated stuff though!
(12 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
yahoo Enjoy the new place! Sometimes I'd like to move just to clean out junk that's accumulated!
(12 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Sun, 25-Feb-24 3:18 PM (3 days ago)
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Just a friendly reminder.
Yes but I don't love that about them...jk love me a taco salad
(3 days ago)
smitten4u and McPhallus like this
Mmmmm…tacos!🌮🌮🌮🌮
(2 days ago)
Sat, 17-Feb-24 11:51 AM (11 days ago)
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Are you jealous of my heart? Because it’s pumping inside of me, and you aren’t? 😏
Yeah, I'd be getting my coat! 😂
(11 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
Well, this should be an easy fix lol
(11 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
This was way to good for such little amusement tbh 😂
(10 days ago)
drgoode845, Mr_Vein and McPhallus like this
The author of this status gets a lot of hearts pumping and that's a fact
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Damn skippy.
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Sat, 17-Feb-24 8:02 PM (10 days ago)
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Think ill take some new pics tonight. 😁
And waiting on mods…. 😏
(10 days ago)
kll1000, McPhallus and Mr_Vein like this
Oh wowza!!! Sexy, hot, erotic, artistic, great shots!! 🔥🔥🔥
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Thank you 😄
(10 days ago)
Mr_Vein and owbiglineman like this
That ass pic is absolutely delightful...........
(10 days ago)
Freckles and hornyfukcer like this
Thank you, tug!
(10 days ago)
Sun, 25-Feb-24 11:32 PM (2 days ago)
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Laying in bed, Only light is from my phone, and listening to the rain ♥️
"Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain, Telling me just what a fool I've been..." - The Cascades (1962)
(2 days ago)
" Blame It On The Rain"
(2 days ago)
CCR Have you ever seen the rain…damn I love that song. Rain is ok if I’m lying in my hammock at night, otherwise it’s annoying.
(2 days ago)
I just love those cosy rainy nights!
(2 days ago)
It was lovely ♥️
(1 day ago)
anonymouspisces and spunky4u like this
Sun, 25-Feb-24 3:01 PM (3 days ago)
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I want to say hello to everyone and thank you for your messages. Here is my profile pic. I hope to do this right.
@SashaDoll Thank you!
(2 days ago)
@SpiritWolf68 How do you know when my birthday is?
(2 days ago)
I think he took a stab in the dark considering you are Aquarius
(2 days ago)
Oh. I forgot that's on my profile. Make sense! I was kind of freaked out at first lol.
(2 days ago)
With a perfect body, you'll be famous fast.
(1 day ago)
thetittycat likes this
Tue, 20-Feb-24 9:09 AM (8 days ago)
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Today is one of those days where I really wish someone would pin me against a wall and fuck my brains out
Oh!
(7 days ago)
LittleSarah and SunTanGuy like this
So has it happened yet ???
(7 days ago)
Sadly not 😂
(7 days ago)
Had a dream early this morning, doing the same to someone. Against a door, but... standing up.
(7 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Update: my boyfriend decided to treat me to some good kitchen counter sex yesterday evening which is a win in my eyes!
(7 days ago)
Mon, 19-Feb-24 7:13 PM (8 days ago)
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Never argue with an idiot,they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Not if you just punch them in the face then run away.
(8 days ago)
Artistic likes this
@trc i was thinking just walk away
(8 days ago)
No I wont.😆
(8 days ago)
In my experience they are never worth the effort
(8 days ago)
They always say you can’t educate idiots…….
(8 days ago)
Mon, 19-Feb-24 2:57 AM (9 days ago)
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Spent time on the playroom today. The obedience bench is her new fav. Pics waiting approval. 😉
Bmb, I started in the kitchen and still have a long ways to go! I switched to the playroom yesterday so we had a room to get away from all the moving in mess!
(9 days ago)
bimarriedbottom likes this
We will need some more info on said playroom mr 😇
(9 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Dr, I'll upload a few pics of the progress and share them in a blog post.
(9 days ago)
drgoode845 likes this
Totall
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Totally awesome play room WOW !!!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Tue, 27-Feb-24 11:12 PM (17 hours ago)
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Could use a warm body to snuggle up against ♥️
I’m very good at snuggling.
(13 hours ago)
And cuddlinggrin^^^
(13 hours ago)
hounddog67 and ksaint like this
Make it two.
(13 hours ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Snuggling up is nice. Sandwich ain’t bad either!
(4 hours ago)
McPhallus likes this
Combs his man fluff.
(23 minutes ago)
Sat, 24-Feb-24 11:41 PM (3 days ago)
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I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word. fp
Your profile says you're 50, so I'll go with that. wink
(3 days ago)
What?!?! I'm a half century old?!?!? When TF did that happen?
(3 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and McPhallus like this
You might want to start on Prevagen.
(3 days ago)
What? I have a perfect memory.. like a bunny rabbits tail... short an fuzzy.. wink
(3 days ago)
laugh
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McPhallus likes this
Thu, 22-Feb-24 7:28 PM (5 days ago)
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Alcohol free beer is a lot like food that’s just lacking in salt.
blink That's uncharted waters for me ! ! ! ohmy LOL
(2 days ago)
It's bourbon barrel aged stout, it's a limited release that comes out once a year. It tasted pretty good, it wasn't bitter. I didn't drink the whole thing, I split it with someone.
(2 days ago)
Must have been most interesting interesting. It's not the quantity that counts, is the Quality thumbup1
(2 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Beer is chilled so you can't taste it properly. Would you eat a meal with your nose pinched off so you couldn't smell/taste it? Why drink beer you can't taste properly?
(2 days ago)
When it's over 36c degrees, if the beer isn't chilled to 0.1c degrees, I ain't drinking it. 🙂
(2 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sun, 18-Feb-24 12:04 AM (10 days ago)
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Got whisky. Got new pics. Got fantastic company. 👌🏻
Enjoy
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Have fun !
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Love to watch
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Thu, 15-Feb-24 3:39 AM (13 days ago)
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I hope you all had a lovely Valentine's Day. Can't wait to celebrate belatedly in only fourteen days! heart
Sorry for the belated replies. I just returned from a photography conference. *xxxxxxxx*
(8 days ago)
Happy Belated V Day to you and MrsU. heart That is the plane. smile
(8 days ago)
Thanks, saint. I hope you had a nice V Day. xx
(8 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Thanks, K. That is the plan. xx
(8 days ago)
Thanks, max. I hope you had a nice V Day. x
(8 days ago)
Wed, 21-Feb-24 1:41 PM (7 days ago)
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Bought myself some pretty rope to do some cute self ties and some bondage fun too obviously. Can't wait to use it 😍
With my knot-tying skills I’m surprised I’m not into it. But if someone asked I believe I could rise to the occasion. 😁
(6 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
More than happy to show you the ropes
(6 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
that will be fun and look so sexy
(6 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Hope it brings you great joy. Most riggers started with self tying, and no one knows your body like you do.
(6 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
I find it so therapeutic to me tying knots and the symmetry is so aesthetically pleasing. Can't wait to show off some ties!
(6 days ago)
Sun, 18-Feb-24 8:12 AM (10 days ago)
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Alone in bed, dont want to get up. Maybe a quick cheeky orgasm before i have to? 😏
Had i been along for a extended period it might have become that, fukcer. But i had little demons in the next room. So a quick, quiet one under the covers it was 😉
(10 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Well theres a place for a quick quiet one I guess.
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Such is life. Though id much prefer many loud ones instead 😁
(10 days ago)
owbiglineman likes this
A quick stroke and orgasm is a great way to start the day!
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
I just want to say, that the like and report buttons are much to close together on the status comments. And Also that i appreciate there is a extra before delivering a report 😂
(10 days ago)
Tue, 27-Feb-24 9:15 PM (19 hours ago)
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My lesbian friends got me a awesome Rolex for my birthday, but i think they misunderstood me when i said: "I wanna watch" 😂😋
I like this joke 😆
(19 hours ago)
hounddog67 likes this
Omegod
(18 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
If I had a Rolex I’d definitely trade it to be able to watch!
(4 hours ago)
hounddog67 likes this
I'd prefer to watch to Bi girls.. at least there might be a chance... slim.... but a chance I could join haha
(3 hours ago)
Artistic likes this
two ^ I haven't had coffee yet haha
(3 hours ago)
Tue, 27-Feb-24 12:30 AM (1 day ago)
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I got a message from Support that says I'm verified. So, I guess those pics worked 😁
Great pics keep em comin 🙂👍🔥
(1 day ago)
thetittycat likes this
Verification pics are the sexiest pics in your gallery! Thanks for sharing......
(1 day ago)
thetittycat likes this
You're off to a good start ...
(1 day ago)
thetittycat likes this
Super Pics !!!.Please keep going and I will keep cumming jerk..
(1 day ago)
Bbaggins4321 and thetittycat like this
*Sigh
(1 day ago)
Thu, 22-Feb-24 10:38 PM (5 days ago)
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NN told me to update my status. Being who i am, i tend to do as Im told. So. Status. New. Here.
Grrrrr.......
(5 days ago)
Nobody ever does what I tell them to do.
(5 days ago)
McPhallus and Freckles like this
Maybe bimarried should change your name to Simon?
(5 days ago)
shaqila likes this
Chuck did not like being told what to do!
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thats because youre the bottom, dear 😉
(4 days ago)
Tue, 20-Feb-24 9:16 PM (7 days ago)
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I went out last night dressed like a.chicken and met up with a girl dressed like an egg. One thing lead to another, Then the lifelong question was answered: It's the chicken 😋😉
laugh
(7 days ago)
Wed, 28-Feb-24 11:53 AM (5 hours ago)
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A coworker nearly died in front of me at work today, but then I counted to 10, calmed down and put my hammer back away. laugh
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 25-Feb-24 11:48 AM (3 days ago)
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If 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil blink!
My car odometer hit 66666.6 the other day. Must be the End Times! I should skip my credit card payments!
(3 days ago)
It's Taylor Swift and Ice Spice's fault. They are demons that want to control the world. True story (I read it on fb, has to be true).🤔
(2 days ago)
Mr_Vein and happyhumper69 like this
the root of all evil...brilliant
(2 days ago)
Growin up, my library card number was 666.
(2 days ago)
In the Army the serial number on my gun system was 0666.
(2 days ago)
Wed, 28-Feb-24 8:09 AM (8 hours ago)
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This weekend will be mine and Maegs 18 year relationship anniversary. Where had the time gone?!
Congratulations for staying together through the bad times. I hope things get better.
(5 hours ago)
McPhallus and shaqila like this
Congrats Shaqila and best of wishes on another 18.
(5 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Day trips, weekend trips, are nice. Creating some commemorative memories that you will always have. Enjoy!
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thanks, everyone! ❤️
(53 minutes ago)
Happy Anniversary!
(43 minutes ago)
shaqila likes this
Sat, 24-Feb-24 10:22 PM (3 days ago)
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Spent almost the whole day outside even if it was -10°C. Was dressed for it (this time) and the sun was out. Felt great. ☀️
we had unseasonably warm here today .. not to rub it in tongue
(3 days ago)
We had that Thursday Bbaggins smile it was sweater weather smile
(3 days ago)
Oh, you want to rub it in. To some degree, we all want to rub it in.
(3 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
We went outside today but went back inside because it was over 38c
(3 days ago)
Yeah, you are one hot couple, trc.
(1 day ago)
Tue, 20-Feb-24 3:16 PM (8 days ago)
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I am leaving Wednesday for my first gambling trip of the year. I'm not going alone so I need to make some time for romance 💋♥️
break a leg wink
(7 days ago)
blacktiger1955 likes this
Blows on your dice (or cards - but not sure it works that way)
(7 days ago)
Wishing you all the American♦️ Airlines♣️ you want Tiger. wink
(7 days ago)
And plenty of this ♥️ too.
(7 days ago)
Enjoy your trip sexy tiger!
(7 days ago)
Sun, 18-Feb-24 10:01 AM (10 days ago)
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Saturday was one of my best ever weekend days. One to remember. Feeling good. How are the rest of you lovely people getting on?
Haha sorry.
(10 days ago)
*renews my virus protection
(10 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Unloaded two pods, and one Uhaul trailer. Can't walk in the garage, and we both have sore backs, lol!
(10 days ago)
MellieK, McPhallus and hornyfukcer like this
But you have a garage. You have a house. Let the settling begin!
(9 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Saturday was indeed a fantastic day! Hiya sexy xx
(9 days ago)
hornyfukcer likes this
Wed, 14-Feb-24 7:22 PM (13 days ago)
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Bought a valentines outfit. Seems I managed to get my arms in the legs and my legs in the arms. Need recovery days before trying again 😂
Good news Mellie, toss that lingerie on the floor, that’s where it looks best anyway! 🤣 Happy Valentines Day everyone!
(13 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Yeah happy valentines! ❤️🥂
(13 days ago)
Lovely picture as usual 😀
(13 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Thanks lovely 😊
(13 days ago)
Is this a remake of the disaster film Armageddon, now called Armaleggon?
(13 days ago)
Mon, 26-Feb-24 6:23 AM (2 days ago)
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Doing what I usually do....winkraspberry probably going to end up talking to myself here LOL
Ok I'm off to bed. Night sexy men xxx
(2 days ago)
Yep. The time you log on is a black hole for status. Wrong time zone for everyone
(2 days ago)
Hey AGR, I think we’re in the same time zone. 5 hours ago (as I write this) was the middle of the night!
(2 days ago)
Can't comment when I'm chasing you in my dreams. (You ran, what was I supposed to do?)
(2 days ago)
Hello my dear, just saw this but I'm ready to chat anytime.😘
(2 days ago)
Wed, 21-Feb-24 10:28 PM (6 days ago)
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The other day i was fucking a married woman when her husband came home. She told me to use the backdoor and be quick. In reflection i should have left, but it's not everyday you get an offer like that
But I bet it was quick! 😂 Oh the exquisite heat!
(6 days ago)
hounddog67 and McPhallus like this
Wed, 21-Feb-24 4:51 PM (7 days ago)
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Anyone want to come to see the rest of me?
It is against the rules of NN to lure people to another site that is not sponsored by NN...It is like going to Burger King and inviting all the customers to go with you to McDonald's.
(5 days ago)
You can always post on newbiefans and charge nudles to view your pics, then use them to get premium membership here.
(5 days ago)
secret_times this is what the nn site rules say : ''Content rules that apply to one area of NewbieNudes.com apply to all. (Members) must not: mention a URL or other web site''.
(5 days ago)
smitten4u and almostanything like this
Actually Emu, they can cash out the nudles on newbiefans
(5 days ago)
Yes I know sidders but I saw she wasn't premium here.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 20-Feb-24 3:29 PM (8 days ago)
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Thay have flowen him to a Houston heart hospital. He is going to get stuff done Thursday. This is looking up
Sorry to hear about your Dad. Wishing him a full and speedy recovery
(8 days ago)
Wishing him well and a speedy recovery.
(7 days ago)
Hoping everything goes well
(7 days ago)
Wishing comfort for him, you, and your family
(7 days ago)
Mon, 19-Feb-24 10:24 AM (9 days ago)
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good evening friends and foes alike, hope you all had a sexy start to the week smile
Going to call it "Good morning!"
(9 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Only here love !!!! 🙌🙌🙌🙌💋💋💋😝😝😝😘😘😘
(8 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
smits, just to be different huh wink lol
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
G'day, flit. I started my week breaking down a display, checking out of my hotel and praying I didn't get hit by lightning. :-;
(8 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sun, 18-Feb-24 12:32 PM (10 days ago)
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373k UK based members. 11K norwegian. Why are you guys so pervy? 😏
The Norwegians produced Freckles and then dropped the microphone
(10 days ago)
Youre to Sweet, sidders 😉
(10 days ago)
sidders73 likes this
Some of my fave posters are UK based though , lust smile
(10 days ago)
that's a coincidence, some of mine are Norwegian wink
(10 days ago)
Freckles likes this
Youre right! That is a coincidense ! 😁
(9 days ago)
Sun, 18-Feb-24 10:57 AM (10 days ago)
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How can you tell when a bucket gets sick? It becomes a little pale.
Groans a bit… Morning!
(10 days ago)
EmuLater and McPhallus like this
Water simple joke.
(10 days ago)
EmuLater and McPhallus like this
Morning you two smile
(10 days ago)
MellieK and hornyfukcer like this
It tries to keep up appearances though. Bouquet. 😜
(10 days ago)
hornyfukcer and McPhallus like this
Hyacinth? 😁
(10 days ago)
Relaxer and McPhallus like this
Sat, 17-Feb-24 12:46 AM (11 days ago)
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The sales guy kept pushing, even though I’d already said, “No”, many times. So I shouted, “Non!”, “Nyet!”, “Nein!” But he wouldn’t take no foreign answer. 🤪
LOL nono
(11 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Teehee
(11 days ago)
Nei.
(11 days ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
nay
(11 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
🤣🤣🤣
(11 days ago)
Fleepy333 likes this
Thu, 15-Feb-24 6:04 PM (12 days ago)
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I wanted to stop by Status and say "Thank You" for all the votes and comments I received in the last 2 days.😊 And a Big Thanks to my Sexy Wife for being in the pics! She's the real vote getter..😉
You the man Undi 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
(12 days ago)
Thu, 15-Feb-24 2:10 PM (13 days ago)
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Thank you all for all the lovely comments on my pics I am sure there will be plenty more too come xxx
They are definitely wonderful for sure!
(13 days ago)
There will be more to cum from me also… although you’ve already
(13 days ago)
There will be more to cum from me also… although you’ve already Seen that. [photo missing]
(13 days ago)
Julie you thrill me every time thsnk you !!!! 🙌🙌😝😝💋🙌🙌💋
(12 days ago)
Thu, 15-Feb-24 7:56 AM (13 days ago)
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No bra or panties again today
Perfect just as I like you
(13 days ago)
FitMntGuyDL likes this
Mon, 26-Feb-24 8:42 AM (2 days ago)
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Enjoyed a fun trip to London this weekend, now to chill on my day off playing with myself ☺️
Need any help wink
(2 days ago)
LittleSarah likes this
Sat, 24-Feb-24 5:36 PM (3 days ago)
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This dildo in my ass feels so good. I may just keep it in during my zoom meeting😇🍆🍑
I will post a playtime video today
(3 days ago)
Wish you could mount my lap and endure my hands up under your blouse through your call.... or at very least spread your thighs for me while I'm under your desk.
(3 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
Love to watch
(3 days ago)
SashaDoll likes this
I love thinking you would
(1 day ago)
Fri, 23-Feb-24 4:31 PM (5 days ago)
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The pool here has a mini (12-14"wink waterfall from the spa into the pool. It's just loud enough to drown out most other neighborhood noise. So soothing, & makes it hard to get motivated! 😉
You mean like gators, MrO 😂
(4 days ago)
owbiglineman and smitten4u like this
Yup! 🐊 And snakes, iguanas, raccoons, etc
(4 days ago)
smitten4u and MrsTrellis like this
Mrc RC had sex in a public spa at a holiday resort in Ballarat. The other couples watched for a bit then did the same. There weren't any waterfalls though.
(4 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Wait.... Mrs RC and I had sex.
(4 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
I mean she might have had sex without me with someone, lucky them I guess.
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