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Fri, 16-May-25 5:36 PM (5 days ago)
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I know I said it before but it bears repeating,can we please get a like button on profile and picture commentssmilegrin
Great idea !
(2 days ago)
Bump....hey Alan 💋
(2 days ago)
15 hours since you bumped this AGR. So I'll bump it again, this is a great idea! smile
(1 day ago)
It would help to understand without reference the boundaries someone has for comments.
(1 day ago)
Thanks Rene 💋 and sexy McP pardon??
(1 day ago)
Fri, 16-May-25 12:24 PM (5 days ago)
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Kinda serious note but 12th - 18th May is Mental Health Awareness week here in the UK. We all have our own struggles. If you’re struggling and need to chat you know where I am just drop me a PM.
FFS ... Took his own life *aged only 41 ... Sorry
(3 days ago)
Not sure of the detail RC but would appear to be another tragic example. . Leaving behind wife, kids, siblings 😢
(3 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
So sad, and it sounds like grief likely contributed if he lost his twin so recently. The closest I've come to mental health struggles were all grief related.
(3 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I was the poor bugger that cleaned up afterwards, always senseless and the impact on the living? Horrible.
(3 days ago)
I guess that Mobile Phone and Smart Phones cause Mental Ill Health to many..
(3 days ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 8:20 AM (10 days ago)
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First bath of many, she has been christened 🥰
Enjoy! I can't remember the last time I had a bath! Always a shower!: )
(10 days ago)
Mellie says yay nothing like a bath to make a house a home.
(10 days ago)
Me,im jusy looming
(10 days ago)
Just looking at boobs....after several beers 😃
(10 days ago)
Fukcer looms over all of us…
(9 days ago)
Sat, 10-May-25 8:06 PM (10 days ago)
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Full frontal, full length nude for my 200th pic. Thanks for all the suggestions when I asked what I should post 😘 NB it's awaiting moderation, be patient!😉
200 Pics🙌🏻🎉🍾🍾🍾🎉🎉🥳🥳 I will be impatiently waiting.
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Great pic. Well done 👍
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thank you gorgeous !!! 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
I knew i was staying up late for a reason.
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
It's a beauty of a pic. You've got me going yet again wink
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thu, 15-May-25 1:38 AM (6 days ago)
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Doing my first load of laundry now that electrical passed inspection! Just two more inspections to go and I am done. heart Laundry will always be there for you lmao
I will return it smelling beautiful, Lenny heart
(6 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
NGL: Instead of shipping clothes to Ash I want to deliver them via wearing them one outfit to be washed at a time...
(6 days ago)
Congratulations, most people could never pull off being their own general contractor. Of course if something is wrong you know who to blame! 🤣 Enjoy your new house.
(6 days ago)
McPhallus and Pete_from_Aus like this
Only two of us in the house and I can't keep up with the laundry🤪
(6 days ago)
I'm sure the inspectors are only to eager to inspect you.
(6 days ago)
Tue, 20-May-25 5:45 PM (1 day ago)
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Just been told I have a face like the back end of a ship. O didn't know what to say, so I just gave them a stern look.
well we all know thats not a fact wink
(22 hours ago)
captain__82 and Pete_from_Aus like this
Hope they were talking about a galleon and not a tug boat 😉
(21 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
I bow to your wisdom
(17 hours ago)
captain__82 likes this
I'm wondering about the Stern...eek
(17 hours ago)
Recce1 likes this
Ship em off to the brig, then make em walk the plank!
(5 hours ago)
Recce1 likes this
Tue, 20-May-25 8:13 AM (1 day ago)
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The doctor said I need to eat more greens. So I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Oooh mint chocolate chip!!! drool
(1 day ago)
nosanity and EmuLater like this
Wish I'd thought of that line, mint choc chip is one of my favourites. Emu, I'm pinching your line!
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this
Pistachio ice cream is yummy too and its green so I guess that also counts
(21 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
Don'T forget the Mountain Dew! It's green...ish...
(20 hours ago)
EmuLater likes this
you should switch to the green sisters.
(20 hours ago)
Thu, 8-May-25 6:07 PM (13 days ago)
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Yeah yeah new pope - whatever. I just won the mirror competition… 😇
Congrats, nice pic, very “arty”.
(12 days ago)
McPhallus and anonymouspisces like this
Very well deserved!
(12 days ago)
McPhallus and anonymouspisces like this
Nicely done! Kudos!
(12 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Well done great photo plus lots of fun entering it to
(12 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Aw thanks <blushes>
(11 days ago)
Thu, 8-May-25 6:23 AM (13 days ago)
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Desktop Users: Status and PMs will now remember your preference for the old or new version.
Great, thank you!
(13 days ago)
Pete_from_Aus likes this
👍
(13 days ago)
half half?? I want new pm, old status? until i get inna mood to try to like status newpoo grin
(13 days ago)
Wodja likes this
Thank you NN,that's much better. smile
(12 days ago)
Tue, 13-May-25 12:36 PM (8 days ago)
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Salma Hayek, 58, is Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover woman. I’ve crushed on her since Desperado in 1995, and she is sexier now more than ever!
She is stunning,loved her in From Dusk til Dawn
(8 days ago)
She's one of the sexiest women ever IMO
(7 days ago)
smitts you got that wrong... Mrs smitts is the sexiest woman ever IMO ... raspberry
(7 days ago)
Thus proving that the finer things *do* get better with age.... I'm right with you owbig.
(7 days ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 6:02 PM (10 days ago)
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I wrote a blog post on 15th April about what I'm looking for in a man. By doing that, did I manifest it? I'm now a few weeks into something that might actually have potential after 6 years single.
All the essentials to have in place and the rest will follow.
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
His name is Brent.
(9 days ago)
Thats good to hear. He is one very lucky fella, and I don't admiting I'm, and I'm sure many others here, very jelous. (But in a nice way of course!) Wishing you well, and keep uploading your amazing,
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
and beautiful pictures.
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Good luck a bit jealous but I hope it works out for you. Keep posting 😍😍😍😍
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thu, 8-May-25 10:20 PM (12 days ago)
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Mods get loads of shit on here often. Sometimes we make mistakes, but I for on do my very best for this site, I think I'm fair and transparent in my actions. It's not easy being a mod
Thank you for your service. Keep up the good work.
(12 days ago)
Gentlegiantdude and shaqila like this
I had no problem with our interaction a couple of days ago, captain, but it was my first ever contact from a mod, and I've been here off and on for at least 20 years, so I was sorry to break the duck.
(12 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Most mod's are better than others.
(12 days ago)
smittenforyou and MrsTrellis like this
Some Mods will, some Mods wont ….
(12 days ago)
When constabulary duty's to be done, to be done, a policeman's lot is not an happy one, happy one.
(12 days ago)
Sat, 17-May-25 4:57 PM (4 days ago)
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Don’t have my certificate of occupancy quite yet. But I slept here anyway 😈 my kitty and I cuddled all morning! It is soooo peaceful heart Happy Caturday NNers 💜
No, you
(3 days ago)
Mr_Vein and EmuLater like this
Your welcome to stay at my place
(3 days ago)
Yay! How exciting Ash!! 😘
(3 days ago)
Perhaps just ttry to make all to be well by trowing a :nuble: down the Whishing Well angel
(3 days ago)
Final Wednesday, all goes well you can legally spend the night?
(3 days ago)
Thu, 15-May-25 5:59 AM (6 days ago)
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I’m kinda new here. While I joined NN 17 years back, I was only around for a heartbeat. I came back around 3 months ago. In that time I’ve found this to be a lovely diverse community.
It is great to read status updates like this! Welcome back!
(6 days ago)
spunk_boy and AwesomeTits24 like this
I for one am happy you've found i
(5 days ago)
spunk_boy likes this
Grr, accidentally added that comment 🤦🏼‍♀️ happy you've found us and that you share your super hot pics 🔥 I also love this little community of exhibitionists and voyeurs
(5 days ago)
Thanks AT. Very kind of you. I enjoy sharing my pics and love seeing everyone else’s also, some
(5 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Haha 🤣 I was gonna say some peoples more than others! 😉
(5 days ago)
k12agy1 likes this
Wed, 14-May-25 7:27 PM (6 days ago)
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Police say that the man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it… Has been bailed.
Hope hay learns from his mistakes. Police have said this is his last straw
(6 days ago)
Sounds like it's hard to find everdence on this one constable it's like finding a needle in a hay stack
(6 days ago)
🎵Humuside🎵humuside,
(6 days ago)
I heard he was all tied up……… boom, boom!
(6 days ago)
A knotty problem, was he found lying out in a field?
(6 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Thu, 15-May-25 1:26 PM (6 days ago)
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I want this T-shirt ….. if dick size was as obvious as boob size, a lot of loud mouths would STFU
🤭
(6 days ago)
If boobs swelled with excitement, reality would be quite different.
(6 days ago)
Mr_Vein and Agent_K like this
is it merch? i'll order two wink
(5 days ago)
I'll admit I am a grower not a show er ... lol
(5 days ago)
This is why I’m NOT a loud mouth
(5 days ago)
Recce1 likes this
Thu, 15-May-25 10:58 AM (6 days ago)
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it . . . so I said "Implants?"
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Then I'd hit you with my right lol
(6 days ago)
EmuLater and Pete_from_Aus like this
Drat and double drat... foiled again!
(6 days ago)
Ive had implants... but in my case its my teeth. grin
(5 days ago)
@spunky: 🤣🤣🤣
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🙈😂
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Wed, 14-May-25 8:42 AM (7 days ago)
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Been studying to re-train and take my career in a totally different direction …. Exam 1 of 3 today. Wish me luck !
Congrats! Now time to celebrate with a beer, whisky or whatever 🍺🥃
(7 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I never doubted you, well done Damo: )
(7 days ago)
tis good news dance
(7 days ago)
Nice one. I'm also changing career, first test next Friday
(7 days ago)
Artistic and lennynatural like this
Good luck
(6 days ago)
Sat, 10-May-25 5:11 PM (11 days ago)
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Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally... Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. Don Miguel Ruiz
I totally agree
(11 days ago)
Umm..Might be best best to compare cos I might need to check meself...ohmy
(10 days ago)
The Four Agreements 👍🏼
(10 days ago)
Mon, 19-May-25 10:31 PM (1 day ago)
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Chili dogs for dinner...yes I'm making use of all the chili I made the other day 😆
I have only tried lamb once but was not a fan...hello sexy ass 💋 😘
(1 day ago)
And sadly can't eat potatoes
(1 day ago)
I think I might shoot myself if couldn't eat potatoes, I love lamb : )
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
It's not a big deal...gotten used to it...take away my broccoli,Brussel sprouts,asparagus or cabbage I would be upset
(1 day ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I need a food allergy, just long enough to lose say 25 pounds 🤣🤣🤣 For real though that sounds rough for people that do.
(18 hours ago)
Sun, 18-May-25 8:16 PM (2 days ago)
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Okay, there was not enough coffee or middle fingers for the trip I just made to Walfart...
As one of my favorite characters, Raylen Givens, once said..."If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
(2 days ago)
US Walmarts are a different universe from Canadian perhaps. Here most of them are a freak show. We rarely ever go to a Walmart and only very occasionally Sam’s Club. Evil Empire.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I think you might be right bimarried and thank God for that.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I can barely remember the last time I stepped foot into Wally-World. It was because they were supposed to carry a particular product. They didn't have it. I left. One time in several decades.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
It is truly an Evil Empire. Their business practices have caused numerous deaths around the world by using sweatshops and near-slave labor, all to save a few pennies per shirt.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sun, 18-May-25 11:04 AM (3 days ago)
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🎶 It's my birthday and I'll stroke if I want to, stroke if I want to, stroke if I want to. 🎵 jerk
teacher dont you fill me up with your rulz cuz everybody knows that stroking aint allowed in skool
(3 days ago)
McPhallus likes this
Happy bappy birthday boy. Here's your pressie. .... Somewhere
(2 days ago)
Happy sunny birthday 🎂 Enjoy yourself!
(2 days ago)
"Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink The years go by, as quickly as you wink..."
(2 days ago)
happy B day hope you get a "blow" job
(2 days ago)
Sat, 17-May-25 11:34 PM (3 days ago)
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Maybe delete your family photos from the background of photos you share here, just a thought.
Yes quite probably true. But the 3 people in the photos appear to possibly be under.age and at the least their faces should be blurred.
(3 days ago)
Yep, face blurring is easy enough to do.
(3 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Mitch, all three are modded off again.
(3 days ago)
Yes I was busy at home for a few hours but just saw the pics in question have been correctly modded off.
(3 days ago)
Hopefully they will edit and resubmit. The Mods are good at responding to inquiries as to why something was not approved.
(2 days ago)
Sat, 17-May-25 9:11 AM (4 days ago)
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Feeling kinky today so just uploaded a picture and video I didn't think I'd share 🫢 Which feels quite thrilling!
And what an incredibly divine and tasty vid it is! Truly a golden post! Thanks for sharing!
(4 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 and Mr_Vein like this
Mmmmm I just had a look awesome pretty dam good
(4 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Sexy uploads!!!
(4 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thats a super hot video. XX
(4 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Happy with the response I got. Something told me you NNaughty lot would like it 💦
(3 days ago)
Mr_Vein and k12agy1 like this
Sat, 17-May-25 8:19 AM (4 days ago)
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I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. A little dab’ll do.
Memories? I'm lost.
(4 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
I did watch The Flintstones when I was a kid but also took those yummy Flintstone vitamins. Any time I see a Flintstone reference, I remember their distinct taste. 🤷‍♀️
(4 days ago)
EmuLater, McPhallus and LikesTwo like this
Chalky
(4 days ago)
EmuLater and GottaBeMe like this
R u Flintstoned?
(4 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
brylcreem
(3 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Thu, 15-May-25 9:26 PM (5 days ago)
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You know you're old when the Pope is younger than you.
🙈 That's old lol.
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
En effet mdrrrrr
(5 days ago)
the pope is 69..the perv
(1 day ago)
You're attracting more women for more salacious reasons. Don't sweat it.
(1 day ago)
Oh. Pope Len the Nudey
(1 day ago)
lennynatural likes this
Tue, 20-May-25 9:37 PM (20 hours ago)
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Cheers to George Wendt. May he rest in peace at his barstool in heaven
To Norm 🍻
(19 hours ago)
Every will rember His name..R.I.P...[youtube]UV8cI1U43II[/youtube
(19 hours ago)
video
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beerdrink beerdrink beerdrink
(18 hours ago)
🍺 🍺 🍺 🍺 🍻
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 20-May-25 9:05 PM (21 hours ago)
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You just look for the fresh prints 🤣🤣🤣
🤔
(5 hours ago)
Tue, 20-May-25 8:20 AM (1 day ago)
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Happy pre hump day evening to ya all 😊
hey arti, thanks smile you mean me kick your arse ? lol
(9 hours ago)
Hey there flit enjoy 👋
(7 hours ago)
it's full on hump day now, good to see you flitter.
(7 hours ago)
Nearly Mid Day on Humping Day...yahoo
(7 hours ago)
Hiya. It's no longer pre, it's the real deal. Chocolate sundaes are nummy scrummy
(6 hours ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sun, 18-May-25 6:53 AM (3 days ago)
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When am I going to learn to stop saying 'I think I might have met someone' as it always seems to go wrong soon after 🤦🏼‍♀️ Still single, probably not ready to mingle 🙄
feelindown dang it
(2 days ago)
I wish you were stateside so we could help you! Someday someone is going to consider themself the luckiest person on earth. ❤️
(2 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 and Laphroaigh like this
Someone already did, Smitts, but sadly he died too young. It isn't so easy to find a second time around, it seems 🤷🏼‍♀️ But thank you ❤️❤️
(2 days ago)
Sorry for your loss my friend. Hugs ❤️
(2 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 and Agent_K like this
Well that sucks
(2 days ago)
Wed, 14-May-25 1:43 PM (7 days ago)
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Yay, got verified. Now will add pics 🙂
Great to see your posting. Great pics also!
(7 days ago)
Mmmmmkittycat likes this
Sooo glad ya did
(6 days ago)
Mmmmmkittycat likes this
it can be quite liberating grin
(6 days ago)
Mmmmmkittycat likes this
Beautiful pics mmmmmm 🌹
(6 days ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 4:38 PM (9 days ago)
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You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else 💜🌈
Purple rain.
(8 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
You taught me a secret language I can't speak with anyone else.........
(8 days ago)
Falling deeper.
(8 days ago)
*Puts on Cyndi Laupers "True Colors" just for MissAshlee
(8 days ago)
Wonder's if MissAshlee like's Jet Blalck Ravens with Yellow Beaks...smile
(8 days ago)
Sat, 10-May-25 5:57 PM (11 days ago)
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Hellooooooooooooo grin
I have a case of the lazies. I worked this morning, came home to a very horny lady < had to take a nap after that. Now I'm showered and glued to the couch with laptop and tunes. ✌🏼
(10 days ago)
I hear it in a long ,drawn out, smoky/ sexy whisper in my ear.
(10 days ago)
Harpo Marx answered the phone in that fashion. Always wondered if Robin was putting his own touch to that.
(10 days ago)
My inside ear heard Doubtfire.
(10 days ago)
Sweeet lovely friend !!!! 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💋💋💋💋💋💋😝😝💋
(10 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Fri, 9-May-25 8:45 PM (11 days ago)
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Holy shit, my fancy water heater is filling up. This seriously cannot be real life 🥺
We have to get a new water heater. $3200 or so. Ugh. Fucking money pit house!
(11 days ago)
Yay that's great news ash I was a bit worried at the start of this status
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
This whole side of Ash, building a house like the badass she is, just makes her more endearing.
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
For that price bi they better be putting in all new pipes and a huge water heater. You could get a fancy one for that price
(11 days ago)
Mr_Vein and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Used to be cheap. New state law requires licensed plumbers and state permit. Old house (1910) and new code = $$$$$. 😭
(10 days ago)
Wed, 21-May-25 12:50 PM (5 hours ago)
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Still waiting for it to officially be entered into the system but…. I fucking passed on the first try?! 🥹🥹🥹
Hurray!
(5 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
❤️❤️❤️ yay you!!
(2 hours ago)
MissAshlee likes this
I have my certificate of occupancy! I’m legal and everything!
(2 hours ago)
Fantastic news, well deserved, now take a deep breath and look at what you created and now own. Brilliant: )
(1 hour ago)
owbiglineman likes this
Wow Ash I think i know of all the hard work you have put into the new Pixie Hollow.. Congrates and I am pleased for you x yahoo
(33 minutes ago)
Mon, 19-May-25 4:58 PM (2 days ago)
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Life would be so boring if we were all the same. video
I'm a mutant... 🔵
(1 day ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Why do I think that I am a ......But why be concernerd. all are different in some ways (I'm a Raven...LOL)
(1 day ago)
we are not only different.. we are unique! *_*
(1 day ago)
MissAshlee and smittenforyou like this
How do you surprise a special person? Unique up on them 🤣🤣🤣
(1 day ago)
I know that MissAshlee is unique..redeyes
(1 day ago)
Mon, 19-May-25 3:19 PM (2 days ago)
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I want to make my phone password 244466666...so if anyone asks me for it I can tell them it's 123456...🤣🤣🤣
Ouch blink
(2 days ago)
hounddog67 likes this
i'm still wondering if anyone made theirs ''incorrect'' so they get an instant reminder??
(2 days ago)
🤯🤯🤯
(1 day ago)
Artistic, that is the incorrect way to spell that.
(1 day ago)
well you remove the "" of course tongue
(1 day ago)
McPhallus likes this
Mon, 19-May-25 1:19 AM (2 days ago)
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I finally found a bit of bush within walking distance today, so I was able to get away from suburbia for a few hours and let the girls out to get some sun.. ground and recharge myself, too.
Nice to get away for some "me" time as well.
(2 days ago)
NotTinkerbell likes this
love you back to nature amongst the honeysuckle pics
(2 days ago)
Thanks for sharing, lucky us!
(2 days ago)
Thanks for the group pics NotTinkerbell. Am always thankful and appreciative of everyone's contributions.
(2 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
I always know where to find my favourite bit of bush....even in the dark!
(2 days ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 5:55 PM (10 days ago)
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Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms and Single Dad's out there. Let it be a very good one. I got my First MD gift today. Much Smiles to All.
Love you for mentioning the single dads! Rockstar of a girl, thank you x
(1 day ago)
Mon, 19-May-25 6:34 PM (1 day ago)
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Anchors aweigh my friends, I’ll see you another day..
May the road 🎵 rise with you.
(1 day ago)
The fair breeze blew, the white foam flew, The furrow followed free; We were the first that ever burst Into that silent sea.
(1 day ago)
well its high high hey, the field artillery...
(1 day ago)
May the wind be at her back and the salt spray in her face matey
(1 day ago)
When I was in 5th grade, my elementary school band (I played trumpet) marching to this song. Some of my prouder moments.
(1 day ago)
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Sun, 18-May-25 10:33 AM (3 days ago)
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Bit of an odd one today. Seeing Ocean Colour Scene at a park in Marlow, how terribly civilised
Just looked them up, enjoy!
(3 days ago)
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Sounds good!
(3 days ago)
Seems like you have these great bands always playing in your vicinity Damian. Great to me anyway like.
(3 days ago)
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Part of the soundtrack of the 90s!
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Fri, 16-May-25 11:05 AM (5 days ago)
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That was one hell of a thunderstorm 😳 woke me up out of a deep sleep ...fortunately for me because the windows were all wide open and the rain was coming down hard against them. *smiles and 👋
Back up generator is great! As for rain we lived in El Paso TX when I was in the Army. 7 inches of rain a year. Months with no rain. Here we can get 2 inches in an hour or so. Nuts!
(4 days ago)
smittenforyou and McPhallus like this
As Hulk Hogan once said " I'll show you some thunder brother"
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Night starshine xxx
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Artistic likes this
only rain... "like the sweat of lovers"?
(4 days ago)
Fri, 16-May-25 8:54 AM (5 days ago)
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Good morning everyone smile
Yo.
(5 days ago)
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Gooood morning gorgeous!
(5 days ago)
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^ It take's one to know one smile
(5 days ago)
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Morning SEB xxx
(5 days ago)
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Dammit. Late again. Good evening?
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Fri, 16-May-25 6:14 AM (5 days ago)
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Cop to bystander, 'So you saw five people beat up a guy on an electric bike. Why didn't you help?' Bystander, "I thought five was enough."
For the people that get it, this is fucking hilarious.
(5 days ago)
^^ I'm hoping it's based on a true story. You can't move for electric bikes and scooters around my area.
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Thu, 15-May-25 4:35 PM (6 days ago)
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Adulting SUCKS!
I remember those games!!!
(5 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
I go back to Pole Position and Ms Pacman on the Atari 2600!
(5 days ago)
Need For Speed
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Emu need for speed was so good I loved the drifting did my car up and everything me it was pink and the lights underneath as well
(5 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Colin McRae Rally was great too.
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Thu, 15-May-25 10:36 AM (6 days ago)
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Did you hear about the plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It will have the time and the inclination.
There sort of is one just near the tower Lenny
(6 days ago)
lennynatural and EmuLater like this
My neighbors were in Italy about 5-6 years ago, they brought me a replica of the tower.
(6 days ago)
McPhallus and TopCat57 like this
Just a little humor, TC, K?
(6 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
No harm, no foul , lenny K? : )
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Your humo(u)r is always appreciated here lenny 'K' : )
(5 days ago)
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Sun, 11-May-25 4:20 PM (10 days ago)
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Realised how fortunate I am today. While I love the sun I came across a homeless guy while out walking. He was struggling in the heat. Bought him some food and drink and chatted for a bit.
How did he reacted to the facial?
(9 days ago)
I see what ya did there skipper
(9 days ago)
Very witty cap. I never even realised I’d left myself open to that one! 🤣
(9 days ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 12:19 AM (10 days ago)
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Hope I get fucked for Mothers Day!!!!
And here I was thinking about flowers...
(10 days ago)
Love to !!!! 💓💓💓💓💓💓
(10 days ago)
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Sun, 18-May-25 5:54 PM (3 days ago)
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Speaking of sex with music, we've recently fucked a lot to Fiona Apple "Tidal".
About to again...😛
(3 days ago)
I swore at one point I was gonna marry Fiona 😍🥰🤣
(3 days ago)
Then again I also said I was gonna marry Lisa Loeb...and Alanis Morrisette...🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
(3 days ago)
Maybe that'd get my wife in the mood ? 💓💓💓💓🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
(2 days ago)
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Sat, 17-May-25 9:26 PM (3 days ago)
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Everyone likes a nice hug! smile
Nothing weird about this. Carry on……
(3 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I worry about you Emu….. LOL
(3 days ago)
EmuLater and Sir_Pumpy like this
Thank you! smile
(3 days ago)