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Sun, 10-Nov-24 1:07 PM (10 days ago)
Just a lazy Sunday taking pics and videos, morning sexy people of NN 💋 😘
Tue, 19-Nov-24 11:51 AM (1 day ago)
Had the first full night's sleep in weeks last night. It was glorious! May I have another?? Good morning pervy types! 👋
Yea, 6ish my norm but lately it's been more like 3-4...that's just not enough for me.
(1 day ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Mon, 11-Nov-24 6:52 AM (9 days ago)
Happy 13th wedding anniversary to my love Maegnil ❤️ Good Morning Lovelies ❤️
Wed, 20-Nov-24 1:19 PM (17 hours ago)
Unpacked our Nativity scene yesterday. Removed all the Jews, Arab, and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and handful of sheep. 
did the camel walk a mile with my ewes
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 9-Nov-24 8:06 PM (11 days ago)
I hate it when spam accounts comment on my pics. Especially when the link is to something very derogatory/harmful for women. Gives me the ick, and I don't want the ick when I'm supposed to be aroused
I reported two accounts which were clearly the same person/bot. They put the same link on two of my pics but from different profiles. Uurgh! Reported and blocked.
(11 days ago)
how can that happen? 
We're not important enough to be spammed. 😭
(10 days ago)
That's not good what we share here should be safe and fun
(10 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
(Much better than the cat’s usual offerings of half-dead mice and decapitated frogs)
(3 days ago)
Sun, 10-Nov-24 3:14 PM (10 days ago)
So our landlord has decided to move back in & we have move out in a few months. Getting ready to go look at a nice pool home that's less than 2 miles from here. Hope this works out! 🤞🏼
Shew, that sucks with Pods. HOAs, I have heard plenty of horror stories and plan to never deal with one.
(10 days ago)
Good luck with your home search. What a pain and uncertainty it must be when renting
(10 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Looks like we're possibly turning the sails and heading north. FL is becoming to maga for our comfort. I'll be trading the pool for a chainsaw and a fireplace! 🪵
(4 days ago)
I can’t say I blame you tbh
(4 days ago)
I'd do the same. I'm much better suited to a flannel shirt than Speedos...
(4 days ago)
Wed, 20-Nov-24 12:09 AM (1 day ago)
What do you know.. still horny. Let me ride something else 😏
I did end up being up far too late though, and Im knackered today 😅
(13 hours ago)
Fri, 8-Nov-24 9:51 AM (12 days ago)
A farmer once tried to sell me his bull. I didn’t buy it. He was charging too much.
I went shopping the other day and deer testicals where so cheap ..they where all under a buck !
(12 days ago)
Thu, 7-Nov-24 8:10 PM (13 days ago)
*Considers uploading one photo so we can get our gold verification shield back.
I uploaded the screenshot to my personal album and it's waiting approval.
(12 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Well you can see it in the screenshot, and it's still showing in our photo manager. 🤔
(12 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Mon, 18-Nov-24 2:37 AM (3 days ago)
i just realized my profile now has over 100k views WOW! just want to say thanks to everyone for all the laughs, love & support over the years! i 💗 you all! well, most of you 🤣
Congrats beautiful...only 29,000 til I reach 100,000 😆 🤣
(3 days ago)
i just added 1 for ya AGR 💋
(3 days ago)
Sat, 16-Nov-24 12:50 PM (4 days ago)
We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware and wait for it to go bad and then we throw it away.
Wed, 13-Nov-24 1:06 AM (8 days ago)
Quick check in from my kitchen,banana bread smells Devine, how the hell is everyone xxx
Fri, 8-Nov-24 10:24 AM (12 days ago)
well hello there lovely people, sexy people, horny people and pervy people 
Fri, 15-Nov-24 5:57 AM (6 days ago)
friday funny, what does a pregnant woman, burnt pizza and a frozen beer all have in common? .....
some idiot forgot to pull out in time ... hiya pervs and pervettes, its Friday woohoo the weekend is here 
... hiya pervs and pervettes, its Friday woohoo the weekend is here
(6 days ago)
Tue, 12-Nov-24 1:59 PM (8 days ago)
Some people are best seen and not heard, others best not seen nor heard.
Sat, 9-Nov-24 5:45 PM (11 days ago)
only 500 profile views until i reach 100,000 😲 maybe i should do something special to celebrate 🎉
Tue, 19-Nov-24 10:43 PM (1 day ago)
DR OZ? This shit gets loonier by the day and we're just getting started. 🙄
There's no one more qualified to make America healthy again than Mr_Vein!
(5 hours ago)
owbiglineman likes this
went 5 miles elsewhere had sourdough pizza, service exellent, pizza one of the best i had, went back a couple of times
(1 day ago)
Yay!! Pepperoni, tomato, onion, green pepper, green olives please!!
(1 day ago)
lennynatural likes this
That works. Forgot the mushrooms, add those please
(1 day ago)
Sun, 17-Nov-24 4:39 PM (3 days ago)
Sometimes I have a bit of an identity crisis and ask myself "wtf are you doing, posting 🍆 pics on the fkn internet". Then one of those pics gets noticed and I remember exactly why I'm doing it! 😂
Yes don't do that, it'll get you arrested! I'm all for exhibitionism, but only the consensual kind.
(3 days ago)
It's a small town too - I'd be recognised...
(3 days ago)
Hiya, D. Be sure to look up when you say that. 
(6 days ago)
Leave the Arctic alone Arti, what’s it ever done to you 😜
(6 days ago)
Big prisons. No food. Plenty of forks and knives. Problem solved.
(6 days ago)
Tue, 12-Nov-24 9:28 AM (8 days ago)
I hate when people use double negatives. That’s a big no-no.
I didn't see nothin!
Thats not hyperbolie
(8 days ago)
Mon, 11-Nov-24 1:04 PM (9 days ago)
Whether it is Veterans Day, Remembrance Day or Armistice Day, take time today to honor accordingly.
Sun, 10-Nov-24 9:45 PM (10 days ago)
I'm going to drink this entire bottle of rum and you can't stop me! 
Sun, 10-Nov-24 6:43 PM (10 days ago)
i'm a nervous nail bitter, i was embarrassed when the waiter asked me to put my shoes back on 
Thu, 7-Nov-24 7:36 AM (13 days ago)
So the status is full of US politics, snide remarks and bickering. Time to get back to the important matters of the day... What's your favourite fruit?
Il sit on ur face ^^😂😂😉
(9 days ago)
🎵I love to hear you oralize When I'm between your thighs You blow me away🎵
(9 days ago)
Thu, 21-Nov-24 12:43 AM (5 hours ago)
Nothing else makes me feel as old as chasing a 3 year old…dear god why can’t they bottle that and give us a shot???? 😂
my grandsons are 6 and 10...I can be with them for more then an hour b4 I go. go see ypur mom or dad
(4 hours ago)
Jersey__Girl likes this
It is highly unlikely either of my spawn will procreate. I am good with that. I think they have made a good decision
(3 hours ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Wed, 20-Nov-24 10:48 AM (19 hours ago)
What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.
Tue, 19-Nov-24 12:47 AM (2 days ago)
I was going to ask someone here to scare away my hiccups but apparently tripping over something and landing square on your knee was all I needed 😆 🤣
Good job you weren't naked AGR, probably have black eyes as well 😎
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Possibly but bruising those beauties would be criminal
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Fri, 15-Nov-24 9:20 AM (5 days ago)
Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday.
Mon, 11-Nov-24 9:31 AM (9 days ago)
I had a college fund, but I spent it on a boat and called it my scholar ship.
That’s either request, command, or exclamation.
(10 days ago)
Wed, 20-Nov-24 6:17 PM (12 hours ago)
what happens when procrastinator gets constipated...nothing it's shit that can wait
Wed, 20-Nov-24 4:27 PM (13 hours ago)
Won't be long until Christmas is here again...I hope I get to meet a couple of your naughty Santa's over the Christmas period and help to empty those heavy sacks 💦💦🤭 x
I have a Xmas outfit if there’s a comp
(12 hours ago)
Artistic is well named, she took my pretty big standard falling snow pic and did this 
(20 hours ago)
Mon, 18-Nov-24 11:55 AM (2 days ago)
Morning, time to rise and shine....or whatever it is you do or are doing, 
Fri, 15-Nov-24 9:52 PM (5 days ago)
I got my pussy licked and my asshole fingered last night while I rubbed my clit. I've had dry cum on my tits all day...I feel delightfully slutty x
I've showered and shaved now....ready for more x
(5 days ago)
Thu, 14-Nov-24 8:32 PM (6 days ago)
So, today's episode of Schadenfreude in Action sees The Onion buying Infowars with the blessings of the Sandy Hook Association & kicking Alex Cross out of the building
Alex Jones is a reviled conspiracy theorist. Among the crap he spewed was that the Sandy Hook massacre of school children didn’t happen. The families sued him and won. His website, Infowars, had to be
(5 days ago)
sold. The Onion is a satirical humor site, and with the backing of the Sandy Hook families, bought it. Interwebz search will give you more complete details than my little notes
(5 days ago)
Right wing nut job who should have been shut down a long time ago. He adds no positivity to society.
(5 days ago)
Tue, 12-Nov-24 4:19 AM (9 days ago)
Veterans Day in the USA...Ive been an honorably discharged Vet for 42 years..Dont thank me for my service...4 years peace time in the foreign country of Oklahoma
The deserts of Ft. Bliss, NTC, and 29 Palms for me. 4 years was plenty. Soooo long ago.
(8 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
Instead of thanks, how about we take better care of our vets? So many things blocked in the last 3, 4 years. At least the current government has made strides reducing homelessness of vets.
(8 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I’ve said for years if the USA doesn’t want to take care of its veterans, maybe fucking stop making so many.
(8 days ago)
Mon, 11-Nov-24 6:04 AM (10 days ago)
Grabs clothes off the side table and exits stage left...night sexy people 💋 😘
Sun, 10-Nov-24 12:12 AM (11 days ago)
Doesn’t get much better than enjoying a whisky with your favourite person
Fri, 8-Nov-24 5:22 PM (12 days ago)
I'm glad to see that the political unrest has subsided in status and we can get back to our regularly scheduled perving
I'm good, enjoying some sexy people, but I'll need to head off soon, dog is demanding exercise
(12 days ago)
SexyEnglishBabe likes this