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Thu, 24-Nov-22 9:56 PM (10 days ago)
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I was born female, I identity as female, but according to this sticky toffee pudding, I'm a family of four grin
Sticky Toffee Pudding...Sponge I hope...Rather yummy smile
(10 days ago)
Yes Adele! With custard 🥰
(10 days ago)
I'm stuffed from Thanksgiving dinner and 4 types of dessert, but if there were sticky toffee puddng available, I'd find room. wink
(10 days ago)
You most definitely are, Adele, although it's hard to find on this side of the pond.
(10 days ago)
I've had pasta bakes that suggest I'm more than I am.
(10 days ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 27-Nov-22 4:33 AM (8 days ago)
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What started as a striptease.....gnight y'all!
It is always fun when starting out with a striptease
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Always enjoy your pics, thanks for sharing
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
Morning GBM how are you
(8 days ago)
Thank you!
(8 days ago)
Delightful smile
(8 days ago)
Sat, 26-Nov-22 11:25 AM (9 days ago)
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Three fun photo challenges going on right now. Join in if you can. Pimping some of the fun entries to the one we're running. Sexy Chores.
Congrats NumbNuts!
(23 hours ago)
I guess you could say the ironing board one impressed her the most. smile
(23 hours ago)
paramour likes this
Pic looked a bit flat.....ironing...flat....no?....I'll get my coat; P
(23 hours ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Congrats NumbNuts! And thank you Mr and Mrs P for running a faNNtastic and FuNN contest!
(20 hours ago)
TopCat57 and MrsTrellis like this
What Undi said smile
(19 hours ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Tue, 22-Nov-22 9:06 PM (12 days ago)
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See I ain't got time for no tic tac, See a girly like me needs a Big Mac, You know I gotta be good to my Kit Katt wink
this made me Snicker
(12 days ago)
smitten4u and MissAshlee like this
Let me see if you can hit that spot, boy. Can you make it go crackle and pop, boy? So tell me are you packin’ or not boy? ‘Cause if you ain’t then see ya,...
(12 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
Later beautiful, tosses another tic tak in her gob wink
(12 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
No Mc Yuckie burger for MissAshlee.. ! ! ! thumbdown Must retain Her Beauty redeyes I stick of Kit Cat is all thats allowed thumbup1
(12 days ago)
I wanna scream boy not giggle
(12 days ago)
EmuLater and bluebayour6 like this
Thu, 1-Dec-22 12:35 AM (4 days ago)
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Muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven tongue
Haha that's cute.
(4 days ago)
Oh, I thought we were making muff ins
(4 days ago)
You got that right Juju
(4 days ago)
Genius!
(4 days ago)
Dang it, now i want sniffum's
(4 days ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 6:14 PM (7 days ago)
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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a fat bank account and a skinny body. Please don't mix it up again like last year ☹️
I wouldn't mind more $$ in the bank, but not sure I'd want to be skinny, again. May not have a great body, but don't want to look like a teen again.
(7 days ago)
I think you look good Saturn!
(7 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
you are what you eat....sooo i just have to eat a skinny person?
(7 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Don't you dare.....you look absolutely gorgeous just the way you are 😍
(7 days ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Sending you a beagle boy costume and a bike for Christmas lol wish granted
(7 days ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 10:35 PM (3 days ago)
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Silence.. Beef patty, lettuce, gherkins, tomato, caramelised onion, smokey chipotle sauce, crispy bacon, cheese in hand made brioche.
Good to be prepared 👍 Don't wanna dirty that pretty shirt
(3 days ago)
Did it fall to bits and did your fingers need licking ? The best ones normally do
(3 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I can most certainly down a few of those now....
(3 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
It did a bit even with the firm grip I had on it. Fingers and plate licking 😋😜
(3 days ago)
I have no doubt you can GG & that's why I'd hide my 2nd one from you! 😜
(3 days ago)
Gentlegiantdude likes this
Thu, 24-Nov-22 5:30 PM (10 days ago)
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Happy Thanksgiving heart Thankful every single day
I would like to try anything MissAsh likes..smile
(10 days ago)
i've tried food in england... it might be too much for you LOL
(10 days ago)
I expect so...LOL
(10 days ago)
I'm sure that it's yummy anyway smile
(10 days ago)
We were able to get almost all our local family together and that's what it's about for us. It was nice to see everyone together. Hope everyone else had a good day.
(10 days ago)
Mon, 21-Nov-22 6:36 PM (13 days ago)
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Anyone want to come and admire my new LED fairy light bulbs…. They’re very pretty 🤩
<would love to be able to admire anything Mellie let’s him see
(13 days ago)
Big lampshades on those bulbs tongue
(13 days ago)
bulwinkle69 and MellieK like this
Love fairylights, sexy fairy light photos are even better grin
(13 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Very nice thumbup
(13 days ago)
MellieK likes this
I'm on my way
(13 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Fri, 2-Dec-22 10:15 AM (3 days ago)
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My kids think I use outdated technology. But they’re just ignoring the fax.
They got worse with each new series. I watched half of the latest series and could take no more.
(2 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
It was a 2 series idea.
(2 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Bosch was left on a cliff-hanger. smile
(2 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
I know, think I told you that, looking forward to it continuing : )
(2 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I liked how they changed direction, making this new one about him as a PI, clever!
(2 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Sat, 26-Nov-22 6:01 PM (8 days ago)
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Of course nipples, areolas change size, shape & colour every other day and beauty spots appear, disappear & reappear. It's a kinda magic! 😁
Depends on who I was trying to impress 🤔
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
How is it that we moved from the magic of the breast to cock-lengths ☹️
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Pinochio noses.
(6 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Nay, cock topic was a prior status
(6 days ago)
T4F is Pinocchio and he's gonna measure his nose before & after saying things so to prove he's not lying. 😁
(6 days ago)
Mr_Elmo and tryin4fun like this
Wed, 23-Nov-22 7:19 AM (12 days ago)
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*Wanders through with a stupid grin on my face, touching things I shouldn’t….
comments on her pretty smile and says "some one got laid and might be in heart"
(11 days ago)
MellieK likes this
*whistles…. No comment 😉
(11 days ago)
jonesdan350 likes this
<knows he should have searched harder on his UK trip ( very happy for Mellie😘wink
(11 days ago)
MellieK likes this
You break it, you bought it
(11 days ago)
MellieK likes this
Shoves my hands in my pockets and breathes in!
(11 days ago)
Jersey__Girl and tryin4fun like this
Tue, 29-Nov-22 1:58 PM (6 days ago)
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Hit the pussy doggy style! 😈 raspberry
I'm doing fine thanks. How about you? Is that footy that has you awake at such time?
(5 days ago)
With a bit of tail
(5 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Yes, set the alarm to 2am this morning and will go back for a quick snooze once this wraps up
(5 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Exactly Borolad! 😊
(5 days ago)
borolad11 likes this
A quick snooze 😴 before the next game I guess. Have a good snooze! 😴😴
(5 days ago)
Mr_Elmo likes this
Thu, 1-Dec-22 6:01 PM (3 days ago)
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So I have some major kinks and I’m gonna start sharing some of them with you guys. Just wanted to warn you that my style of pics are evolving
We should all evolve....
(3 days ago)
Sweet!
(3 days ago)
Agreed, moosie. Unfortunately, there are too many NN'ers who haven't.
(3 days ago)
bulwinkle69 likes this
I can hardly wait to see said pics.Bring it on girl!
(3 days ago)
I look forward to seeing your evolution. What kinds of kinks will be enjoying in the days to come?
(1 hour ago)
Sat, 26-Nov-22 11:57 AM (9 days ago)
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I'm gonna work on being less condescending......(condescending means to talk down to people)
Con descending, the Greek paratrooper??
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
con the fruiterer?
(9 days ago)
numbNNuts likes this
Coupla days, bewdiful......
(9 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
I should probably work on this too....
(9 days ago)
just bewdiful..
(9 days ago)
Sat, 26-Nov-22 2:30 AM (9 days ago)
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Why am I still wearing a bra?? I've been home for hours! wtf
^I hope those awful panties are next ;p
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Pfffft panties. 🙄
(8 days ago)
Jagged_Edges likes this
LOL that's what I wanna hear grin now sit back,relax and don't mind me grin
(8 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I'm with gotta....I can't wait to take my wellies off when back from the field: D
(8 days ago)
Same. My ballgag is the first thing to be spat after my shift is done.
(8 days ago)
TopCat57 and GottaBeMe like this
Thu, 24-Nov-22 8:37 PM (10 days ago)
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I’m horny enough to take pics, but too comfy and sleepy to move. Sigh. 😴
That's why pic comps are fun (except when sleepy).... a chance to try something themed, ideally hot or funny as well.....
(10 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine and MellieK like this
Only click when you feel like it smile Aways feel comfortable and as sleepy when you feel sleepy smile
(10 days ago)
MellieK likes this
numbNNuts: sometimes the viewer is sleepy and sees elephants where there aren’t any LOL
(10 days ago)
...why I try to keep my ears out of shots!
(10 days ago)
...but there is a bodypaint comp idea..... and no, I'm not trying it!
(10 days ago)
Thu, 24-Nov-22 12:07 AM (11 days ago)
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Happy Thanksgiving neighbours to the south. Enjoy your feasts and save me a turkey sammich please!
Will do. smile
(11 days ago)
juicy likes this
It won't be turkey here, either NY Strip Steak or a Lamb Leg Steak. But you are welcome to those.
(11 days ago)
juicy, lennynatural and smitten4u like this
Strip steak please! I will bring the sides smile
(11 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Deal. But I will have a woodstove baked potato
(11 days ago)
juicy likes this
caramelized onions, sour cream, check!
(11 days ago)
Wed, 23-Nov-22 12:35 PM (12 days ago)
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When i was eighteen I used to touch my toes twenty times each morning, these days I have a cup of coffee and wave at them. LOL
So if you drop a cookie and bend over to pick it up does that count as a toe touch?
(12 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Yes, but the 5 second rule no longer applies wink
(12 days ago)
NaughtyKat and Artistic like this
The Breakfast of Champions used to be coffee and a cigarette. Now it’s a smoothie and medication. Gettin’ old sucks! 😆
(12 days ago)
Lol don't forget the pill 💊 you have to take 😁
(11 days ago)
At least you can see them
(11 days ago)
Tue, 22-Nov-22 9:24 PM (12 days ago)
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Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses… My how the stables have turned.
<not rich and have a car and 2 horses : p
(12 days ago)
Me thinks everyone is saving a horse driving a Mustang
(12 days ago)
Thank goodness I only have a car. Have you looked at the price of horseshoes lately?
(12 days ago)
My own shoes are expensive enough and I only wear two!
(12 days ago)
Sat, 3-Dec-22 2:40 PM (2 days ago)
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As soon as Daisy wakes up this morning, we're having breakfast, a drive in the countryside, and a stop at the spa for several hours. Massages included.
can I come? LOL...joking but it does sound like it would be a great NN field trip grin
(2 days ago)
MitchandDaisy and EmuLater like this
We're getting ready to go. Yes it would be great to have the nn gang over there! What a good way to chill...
(2 days ago)
I'll bring the chocolates...the box may be empty when I arrive but it's the thought that counts
(2 days ago)
I'm just walking past the shops now, I'll bring a spare box of chocolates and SEB won't get a look in.
(1 day ago)
^bring 3 times the amout needed so there's not enough time to eat it all...and you don't get the judgmental stares...prob solved smile
(1 day ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 7:44 PM (3 days ago)
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Many to Emu for helping me find a solution to getting my looping laptop back on track, tech support de luxe, thank you heart
He's quite the Smartypantsgrin
(3 days ago)
Artistic, shy28boy and EmuLater like this
i used to manage, but my braindamage makes me totally blocked frustrated if i dont get it right within limits blush so im so greatful
(3 days ago)
Aw heart
(3 days ago)
EmuLater and Artistic like this
Emu is a good dude.
(3 days ago)
Thank you, you're very welcome. I'm glad it's all working again.
(3 days ago)
TopCat57 and Artistic like this
Thu, 1-Dec-22 1:29 AM (4 days ago)
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Pizza, beer, Star Wars and NN .. do I need anything else. I think not
The best things usually are
(4 days ago)
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(4 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Perhaps a naked girl between your legs?
(4 days ago)
Bbaggins4321 likes this
Snacks
(4 days ago)
I was asked to leave Boy Scouts because I wouldn’t wear the uniform. 10 years later I’m in the Army…
(4 days ago)
Artistic likes this
Tue, 29-Nov-22 8:37 PM (5 days ago)
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Just became an upgraded member!!! Damn I like this site!!!!😏😏
Welcome. One piece of advice: Don't believe everything you read or hear. grin
(5 days ago)
NaughtyKat, Newby72 and MrsTrellis like this
Check out the win tab on the desktop version of the site to join in the shenanigans!
(5 days ago)
congrats and enjoy
(5 days ago)
Welcome to NN,Have fun,chat,post pictures smile
(5 days ago)
Aye join in on status. Get stuck into the banter and sarcasm
(5 days ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 11:17 PM (7 days ago)
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Only came here to post perhaps half a dozen photos to help boost my self-esteem - I seem to have now posted over 750. Thank you to everyone who has liked and commented on my photos - I always really a
Well, you do post some quality pictures so quite deserved 👍
(7 days ago)
You're welcome and I love your teasing and butt pics smile
(7 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
#fans 😎
(7 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
spank you for posting n allowing pimping wink
(7 days ago)
All your pictures are amazing 🖤
(7 days ago)
anonymouspisces likes this
Sun, 27-Nov-22 3:40 PM (7 days ago)
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A truck loaded with Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.
Welcome back, shame you didn't bring a new joke book with you; P
(7 days ago)
EmuLater and GottaBeMe like this
The oldies are the best. smile
(7 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Like us or fine wine? : )
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Reminds me, I'm out of Guinness Zero.
(7 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Sat, 26-Nov-22 7:42 PM (8 days ago)
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I ate dessert for lunch...because I can. 😆
I'm waiting patiently for the cherry cheesecake tonight....... oh,oh, and the pumpkin roll.........
(8 days ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
I sometimes have breakfast for dinner!
(8 days ago)
smitten4u and NaughtyKat like this
Sometimes, I eat a cheeseburger for breakfast........
(8 days ago)
Mr_Vein, smitten4u and NaughtyKat like this
I'm licking this status, it's good! It's missing something zesty
(8 days ago)
smitten4u likes this
My lemon tart should be the zesty bit! :drool
(8 days ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Sat, 26-Nov-22 1:26 AM (9 days ago)
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Bought a chicken to make sammiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor.💩🐤
Unless, of course, you let a rooster live to be an asshole...
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe and tugking70 like this
Rudy the Rooster was an asshole. I had to fight him all the time when I was a kid tryin to fetch the eggs. 🐔
(9 days ago)
They never got that big here to get mean. They would be gone.
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe and steelrat60 like this
Messy buggers but they eat up all the ticks.
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I rather a chicken than putting up with turkeys at work lol no Thanksgiving relevance either 😂
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Fri, 25-Nov-22 6:10 PM (9 days ago)
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As promised, I give you my flourless chocolate cake. Yum!
Thanks, GBM. I think so, too. smile
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
I love chocolate... yum. heya JG
(9 days ago)
Who doesn't? LOL Hi, steel. xx
(9 days ago)
steelrat60 likes this
I like the pattern... and rasberries go well with chocolate
(9 days ago)
I'm glad you like it. It looks far fancier than one would expect with my limited baking skills wink
(9 days ago)
GottaBeMe and steelrat60 like this
Fri, 25-Nov-22 3:47 PM (9 days ago)
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Sat in a pub drinking along waiting for the others to arrive. Roll on weekend away!
Okay so when am I allowed around yours for breakfast Mitch. That report on what you had just wasn't fair!
(9 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Not quite like that when we're in a rush to go to work, but today is a day off. You are welcome anytime Baron. Nudity would be a must, wouldn't be fair if Daisy couldn't get a peek!
(9 days ago)
Baron_EnBleak likes this
HAHA...I believe in equal right thus we would ALL be naked. I also need a holdiay oh badly.
(9 days ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Never nice to drink alone , can I join you. Xxx
(9 days ago)
Have a great getaway!
(9 days ago)
Thu, 24-Nov-22 6:57 PM (10 days ago)
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I’m thankful today for all those around that help me to always be a better person. I am truly surrounded by the best people who constantly keep me in check and always look after me.
Hey cuddle buddy,you get what you give,you have great people around because you are a great person ❤
(10 days ago)
ksaint and MissAshlee like this
AGR🥰
(10 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
hot stff....ing
(10 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Good for you smile
(10 days ago)
ksaint likes this
Well deserved and I'm sure you exactly the same. 😊😘
(10 days ago)
MissAshlee and ksaint like this
Wed, 23-Nov-22 9:47 PM (11 days ago)
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I don't know how to act when I get free time... Hello pervs! 👋👋
Enjoy!
(11 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Hi Gotta smile
(11 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
what is this "free time" you speak of?
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
^when they talk about sleep
(11 days ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
Free time is when you can colour outside of the lines
(11 days ago)
smitten4u and bluebayour6 like this
Wed, 23-Nov-22 4:20 PM (11 days ago)
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Couldn’t wait to get home today and open my parcel, sent with so much love and thought. My man treats me like a princess 👸 ❤️❤️
Hope those new knickers are keeping you comfy babe 😘 xxxx
(11 days ago)
Mine283 likes this
Absolutely babe thank you xxxx
(11 days ago)
mojo75nz likes this
Sun, 4-Dec-22 5:01 PM (22 hours ago)
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I think blush I may just have fallen in love! redeyes love heart
LOL I want what you're eating or drinking.
(17 hours ago)
borolad11 likes this
Kettle’s just boiled…and surprisingly it’s not mushrooms just tea.
(17 hours ago)
NaughtyKat likes this
Some teas can br funny teas. I arranged trials few times. Results were most pleasing😁
(15 hours ago)
Tea trials? This does sound intriguing! Go on pop that bag in you filthy little thing you
(15 hours ago)
Cheers to the lucky winner of such a lovely heart!
(16 minutes ago)
Sun, 4-Dec-22 11:54 AM (1 day ago)
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On the way to church we asked our grandson why it’s important to be quiet in church. He said ‘because there are people sleeping!’
How's that for ya, love2?
(23 hours ago)
Wow, very talented Saturn!
(23 hours ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
Thanks, smitten. I've not done much lately. Almost zero inspiration, desire and time.
(23 hours ago)
smitten4u likes this
Wish I could draw like that...but practice I suppose.
(21 hours ago)
Saturnfinger1 likes this
You know, I thought I'd have to defend my claim of having drawn and painted that, as I clearly pulled it from another website. But I assure you it is my artwork.
(21 hours ago)
Fri, 2-Dec-22 2:28 AM (3 days ago)
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I am watching Elf for the 9,734th time
I almost have to agree with you Bullwinkle, but Elf is possibly the one exception.
(3 days ago)
juicy likes this
Mine too NoBoz!
(3 days ago)
and i have still never seen it.......winning
(3 days ago)
Can’t stand any Will Ferrel movie, except Elf. Watch it every year.
(3 days ago)
I'm with you on that, BMB.
(3 days ago)
Wed, 30-Nov-22 7:53 AM (5 days ago)
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Well there you have it & not quite sure how I’ve managed it - shuffling around on this mortal coil for 50 years (& not fallen off) 🎂🎈HB to me !!!
Happy Birthday hun! so...on a side note, if 50 is the new 40, wtf is 40? Because it sure don't feel like 30.
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
xo not so...🤦
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Happy Birthday!
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Happy Birthday, D. You make 50 look very sexy. heart
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Happy birthday Damian! heart xx
(4 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Mon, 28-Nov-22 11:44 AM (7 days ago)
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According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only two days left until Christmas! blushing
LOL
(7 days ago)
Well at least you're not on your second chocolate calendar. Hehe...
(7 days ago)
Maybe is but just forgot,hey Mitchsmile
(7 days ago)
Sun, 27-Nov-22 8:44 PM (7 days ago)
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I was really angry when I ran into my friend Mark who stole my dictionary. I said, “Mark, my words!”
Would you care for a synonym roll?
(7 days ago)
^^^ laugh
(7 days ago)
I just finished my first book; it’s about reverse psychology; you shouldn’t buy it
(7 days ago)
Raven eventually had THE LAST WORD in LHS's THE LAST WORD...thumbup1
(7 days ago)
(The famous thread in Forum) smile
(7 days ago)
Sun, 4-Dec-22 7:35 PM (19 hours ago)
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There are some decisions you’ll never know if they were right or not, and then others you thank god you made on a daily basis 🤣
Such is life, life is a hard school and fools will live in no other....go with your gut, has worked for me...; )
(19 hours ago)
MellieK and smitten4u like this
Yep, always follow your head brain smile
(19 hours ago)
TopCat57, MellieK and smitten4u like this
Never eat yellow snow!
(19 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
That's what they teach in referee school
(18 hours ago)
Thu, 1-Dec-22 1:33 AM (4 days ago)
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Vell vell... my bad butt took over my first nude. It really is all about the butt kissass
It is such a lovely butt.
(4 days ago)
^^ hear hear 🥰🔥🔥
(4 days ago)