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Sun, 18-Oct-20 8:07 PM (8 days ago)
Verified
Congratulations my dear I’m getting verified
(7 days ago)
Tahca likes this
No stopping you know..thank fuck!
(5 days ago)
Tahca likes this
woop wop! i am unverified...i am another anonymous dick in the penis forest smile
(5 days ago)
flitterbee and Tahca like this
yeah, but a sexy unverified anonymous dick in that penis forest B smile
(5 days ago)
bman5946 and Tahca like this
thanks! and my "woop woop" came across more sarcastic than it was meant..i was actually genuinely celebrating haha
(5 days ago)
Tahca likes this
Sat, 17-Oct-20 5:55 PM (9 days ago)
Hotel booked for the honeymoon. Oh, yeah...I'm getting married on Halloween y'all grin
decorate the lobby.
(9 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
How deeply cool! Congrats!
(9 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Congrats!!!
(9 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
WOOT! Grats!
(9 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
well guess your NName is accurate..congrats
(8 days ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 2:55 AM (1 day ago)
hey, hope this finds you well wink
Send me a link to the fantasy nhl mate smile
(1 day ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Cool D, will do when it starts.
(1 day ago)
Justmedamian likes this
👋
(1 day ago)
MitchandDaisy likes this
Uh-oh ^^^^ *breaks out his monocle
(23 hours ago)
Ok here hope all well with you two ! 😀
(11 hours ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-20 7:00 PM (5 days ago)
I can’t play guitar so I fucked it. 😛
🤣🤣🤣
(4 days ago)
Tahca and johnnyel like this
Well who would have thought it
(3 days ago)
Tahca likes this
Loved to lick you afterwards 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
(3 days ago)
Tahca likes this
That's so hot! The headstock?
(2 days ago)
Tahca likes this
I can smile
(2 days ago)
Tahca likes this
Mon, 26-Oct-20 2:04 AM (23 hours ago)
watch my clit getting sucked in my newest video 🐱
don't mind if i do
(13 hours ago)
WOW ! 😝
(11 hours ago)
Did nobody else see the significance of Adele’s comment about watching a vid about a clit getting sucked and “once you get a taste” or is it just my perverted mind? 😂
(11 hours ago)
Great orgasmmmmmmmmmmm 😝
(7 hours ago)
Pussy masturdation in close up ! ! !...smile...[Link]
(6 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 3:41 AM (2 days ago)
posted a few for the first time in a while. show them some love please 💓
mmmmm, i will show them so much love. You are so amazing beautiful and sexy. I love your gorgeous body. Please let us chat soon again. Thousand hot kisses.
(2 days ago)
Very nice to see you..Super Pics...redeyes...
(2 days ago)
Excellent pics, don’t mind giving them some love at all
(2 days ago)
You have an amazing body. How I’d love to pleasure you.
(2 days ago)
I did and enjoyed them.
(2 days ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 6:52 PM (3 days ago)
Just a quick jump in to check on something ,hope you all have a great day.
Just make sure yours is a good one too young lady
(3 days ago)
Check away love x
(3 days ago)
Thanks and back at ya
(3 days ago)
Hi Adele ... hope you’re well! 😘
(3 days ago)
beer smile
(3 days ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-20 12:29 AM (6 days ago)
Crosses fingers this works,here goes...if any guy is looking for pic suggestions might I suggest this >>
I wish I took out a copyright grin
(2 days ago)
flitterbee and GottaBeMe like this
Tempting to do but not showing me willy here
(2 days ago)
e3826, here as in, this status, this site or this particular point in time or space. huh
(2 days ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Hmmm il let you know when I’ve decided but il only pop it out until I’ve decided for the absolute emergencies
(2 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
But if a quantum rift appears il keep it hidden as I’d rather not lose it in it
(2 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Sun, 25-Oct-20 11:50 AM (1 day ago)
Had some fun with vegetables today!
*heard I mean
(1 day ago)
It's been argued for years lol. Depends what you read. Some class a cucumber as a fruit and a veg.
(1 day ago)
Wonder's about...blink...
(1 day ago)
u could put some that inya poodot, win da hallowedweenie comp, lifestimes mimbasheeps w00t
(1 day ago)
Good morning Woders.Have a good week..and Hows yer's Outback ?...grin
(1 day ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 9:44 PM (3 hours ago)
On my way out....*wiggles her butt as she walks to the exitwink
Don’t mind me as I sit back and admire the wiggle.
(3 hours ago)
Shake it, Ginger!
(3 hours ago)
I put a container on the lurkers table in the back corner,night allwink
(3 hours ago)
terrid53 likes this
Have a good night, Ginger! xx
(3 hours ago)
*staring as you walk by
(3 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 6:32 PM (6 hours ago)
Think I’m gonna treat myself today with some new toys 😈
Great idea!
(5 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 10:58 AM (14 hours ago)
Thank you to those who thought of my birthday heart Hiya Lovelies heart
It was yesterday, but thank you dear! Xoxox
(3 hours ago)
Happy belated birthday lovely shaqilawinksmile
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Happy Happy belated Birthday sweet Shaq smile
(3 hours ago)
shaqila likes this
Thank you everyone 💕
(3 hours ago)
Happy Birthday Shaq smile
(3 hours ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 11:40 PM (1 day ago)
Men waking up with erections is pretty damn sexy
whats that?
(16 hours ago)
eh?
(16 hours ago)
being woken up like tat is also fun
(13 hours ago)
It's about the decision to spurt cum or pee. For me, if a wake up wanting a pee, Ican masturdate until the system turns into pre-cum, then cum status. afterwards the urge to pee returns..jerk
(12 hours ago)
so there are men waking up boneless, i mean bonerless, really?
(12 hours ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 8:19 PM (1 day ago)
Awkward Moments #17 : when you message your number to the wrong person. oooops
I should be so lucky lol!
(1 day ago)
MrsPandy likes this
Oh no I hate it when that happens 😱
(11 hours ago)
*checks pm's
(11 hours ago)
*is now mildly disappointed, but not surprised smile
(11 hours ago)
Nice Pics Pandy..smile...
(11 hours ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 11:47 PM (2 days ago)
I’m taking new pictures tonight , I hope you like them
Have fun with them!
(2 days ago)
Can’t wait to see!
(2 days ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 4:08 PM (2 days ago)
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving. It’s my jingle bell rock.
Raven, simply put, it's a national holiday that is not political or religious so everyone can participate. Usually involves large family gathering for a friendship and a feast. Football on TV rounds
(2 days ago)
Raven2005 and EmuLater like this
out the day.
(2 days ago)
Sounded great till football was mentioned.
(2 days ago)
lennynatural and MrsTrellis like this
The Thanksgiving police don't make you watch it.
(2 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
So glad I am good at ducking.."I'll have a blue Xxxxxxxxx without you"....*runs yelling "Hi Emu!!!!!"
(2 days ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 10:00 PM (3 days ago)
<<<< naked cake day = birthday cake day grin
Happy birthday lovely. So sorry to read about your sad news
(3 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Happy Birthday Flit smile
(3 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sorry about your loss, Flitter.
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Happy birthday Flitt xx and so sorry to hear of your loss xx
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Very sorry to hear this, however wishing you a safe road ahead X
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Wed, 21-Oct-20 11:33 AM (5 days ago)
What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision ?.............Suture self.
LOL
(5 days ago)
Theres a 'had me in stitches' lines just waiting to be posted
(5 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
Not any more lol.
(5 days ago)
Agent_K likes this
Sun, 18-Oct-20 1:41 PM (8 days ago)
Have a great Sunday NN Kisses.
Thank You sweetheart.
(8 days ago)
And to you to Mmm57
(8 days ago)
Mmm57 likes this
You too
(8 days ago)
Mmm57 likes this
Thank You so much Guys.
(8 days ago)
Thanks and right back at ya
(8 days ago)
Mmm57 likes this
Sun, 25-Oct-20 1:04 PM (1 day ago)
Gotta love the land of status laugh
It has its upside 😃
(1 day ago)
Some, chase off more people than the NN rules do.......
(1 day ago)
meisterfinger76 likes this
Always nice when you pay us a visit Wenchie..smile
(1 day ago)
Hello stranger!
(1 day ago)
~Wenchie~ likes this
I'm sure she does, but should you be telling Gotta what to do? tongue
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sun, 25-Oct-20 1:57 AM (1 day ago)
I just want someone to fuck me
I don't have a bucket list but suddenly my fuck it list is a mile long
(1 day ago)
bluebayour6 likes this
i would love to fuck you!
(1 day ago)
Love to, just tell me when and where 😉
(1 day ago)
It would be a dream cum true to fuck you in any manner you want... just as long as your wearing some of your sexy outfits and nipple clamps and collar! Do you have three straight days available!? Mmm
(1 day ago)
wish that someone was me.
(1 day ago)
Sat, 24-Oct-20 11:50 AM (2 days ago)
Never been more happy to have a Saturday with no plans in my life! Whew...what a week! Hi Pervs. 👋😊
X2 gorgeous GBM! muah
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Well, I have one immediate plan, hence why I'm on NN grin
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Aw dammit... sssiiigghhh
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Awesome photos today sexy ! 😘
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Enjoy the planless Saturday
(2 days ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
Sat, 24-Oct-20 6:46 AM (2 days ago)
thanks all for the birthday wishes, its been a day of ups and downs, laughs and tears ... but thems the breaks... not the first time......
Belated Happy Birthday Flitter 🎂 Hope you had a WoNNderful day of celebrating 🥳 xoxo
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Happy birthday xx
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
thank you all again smile xxx
(2 days ago)
Hope you ok and had a good a day as possible, thoughts with you xoxox
(2 days ago)
flitterbee and MrsTrellis like this
I could have sworn I posted a belated happy birthday lovely flitterbee on this status, think I am going crazy lol,
(2 days ago)
flitterbee likes this
Thu, 22-Oct-20 11:24 AM (4 days ago)
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Confucius he say : "It's like shaggin' in yer wellies."
(4 days ago)
took awhile for that to sink in smile
(4 days ago)
maraff likes this
but then, with a willing lady, where is your sence of adventure
(4 days ago)
Well if she's willing and not able to conceive then go for it blink
(4 days ago)
Wed, 21-Oct-20 10:16 PM (5 days ago)
Huge shout out to Kimberley 1229 for the gift of premium for the week I am off grin
What a sweetie and such a beautysmile
(5 days ago)
OldTroubador and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Yes she is. And you are too smile
(5 days ago)
blushing
(5 days ago)
she is a lovely person smile
(4 days ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Not only is Tux back Kimmie is too? This is a good daysmile
(4 days ago)
lennynatural and OldTroubador like this
Tue, 20-Oct-20 10:38 PM (6 days ago)
I am happy to report that I havent done a fucking thing all day. Was a glorious day of rest!
Now I'm disappointed! 😢☹ Are there no like furniture shops? Everytime a special offer! grin
(5 days ago)
The next time I luck into one, perhaps you and I can work a deal. =P
(5 days ago)
Include a large pizza & drinks and I may just be tempted to deal.
(5 days ago)
You drive a hard bargain!
(5 days ago)
001Bella likes this
Hard bargain would have been to ask for garlic bread & ice cream too. tongue
(5 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 11:35 PM (7 days ago)
I just love the presents my cat brings me! 😜
LOL @ Cmp! And hello 😊😘
(6 days ago)
Agreed.I love everything a pussy brings to me too. wink
(6 days ago)
cath68 and 001Bella like this
It's a given Maraff! 😜 Morning 😊😘
(6 days ago)
maraff likes this
You normally have to earn it,not many pussies are "given" lol.
(6 days ago)
I didn't have earn mine. It came with the rest of my body. wink The other one well, it's luck it found it's way to mine.
(6 days ago)
maraff likes this
Mon, 19-Oct-20 12:21 PM (7 days ago)
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met. I’m not buying it.
even two for one
(7 days ago)
omg you may be my new best friend. I love your status updates.
(7 days ago)
LOL
(7 days ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-20 3:22 PM (9 days ago)
Happy weekend fellow Pervs 😘
wishing you a sex filled weekend Kimberly
(9 days ago)
kimmie muah
(9 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Hi kimberly,hope you have a great weekend toosmile
(9 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Yeah yeah...... mrs pervs xx
(9 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
Thanks and happy weekend back at ya.
(9 days ago)
kimberly_1229 likes this
NN
Fri, 16-Oct-20 2:17 AM (10 days ago)
Hi, we have a partial outage at the moment and are working with our providers to rectify.
Thanks for telling us. Hope all will be ok soon...smile
(10 days ago)
tsastrids76 likes this
seems like were up again...pun intended lol
(10 days ago)
powermap3 and NN like this
ohhh I thought it was at my end, thanks letting us know
(10 days ago)
Raven2005 likes this
Why,what happened? Hi NNsmile
(10 days ago)
Thanks @NNand the team for all your hard work to make the site such a fun place to be
(10 days ago)
Wed, 14-Oct-20 12:27 AM (13 days ago)
Chores are done. Tomorrow I hike. Good evening pervs smile
Clitty my love xxxx smile
(13 days ago)
LOL Hola, Clitty!
(13 days ago)
Good moaning Sally! wink
(13 days ago)
Have a nice hike
(12 days ago)
juicy likes this
Thanks! I am sure it wil be very pretty given the foliage right now smile
(12 days ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 8:47 PM (4 hours ago)
Just a quick hi....stew is on the stove,that is it.
Of course sexy...hello tommansmile
(3 hours ago)
Have to leave the mushrooms out,daughter hates them...hello bella Bellawink
(3 hours ago)
I didn't like them younger until I went mushroom picking. Hello Adele 😘😘
(2 hours ago)
Sounds like a good pan of Scouse to me. Until mushrooms was mentioned
(2 hours ago)
...that's all i have to say about that...good evening adele wink
(1 hour ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 8:20 PM (4 hours ago)
Okay guys, GottaBeMe has a new boob pic posted. drool bounce You're welcome grin
*her I mean
(4 hours ago)
I just looked at her profile!
(4 hours ago)
Because you are on her list Danasmile
(4 hours ago)
terrid53 likes this
Cheers for heads up, and mission has been completed wink
(4 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
- - humper is just titin around - -
(4 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 4:22 PM (8 hours ago)
I say "mucho" to my Spanish-speaking friends. It means a lot to them.
jajajajaja! LOL
(8 hours ago)
001Bella likes this
fp grin
(6 hours ago)
😜😜😜
(6 hours ago)
Muchissima means even more!
(6 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 2:26 PM (10 hours ago)
My nipples stiffen in cool air; your boner stiffens when it sees my nipples. Philosophically, what would life be like it it were the other way around?
would take a lot longer to get the roads plowed with all the plow drivers dealing with raging hardons!
(10 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
I’m sorry, I can’t get past your hard nipples statement...what are we talking about?
(9 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
I'll take it you are the best 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
(7 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
This is one for Plato and Aristotle, Julieann. My intellect is full to capacity at the thought of your stiff nipples.
(6 hours ago)
Julieannfringe likes this
Mon, 26-Oct-20 1:12 PM (11 hours ago)
Another beautiful day in paradise heart
Send some sun & warmth over please!
(11 hours ago)
We clearly don’t live near each other. I’m not even paradise-adjacent. Can’t even see the campfires from Paradise.
(10 hours ago)
We're still sunny mid 80s here 😎
(10 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 12:33 AM (1 day ago)
Hello pervy people smile
My Amazon cart is full and I am already 2/3 done with what has arrived
(23 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
You can never really fill up an Amazon cart, they can expand to infinity!
(23 hours ago)
juicy likes this
If only my wallet was so cooperative!
(23 hours ago)
lennynatural likes this
That's the usually snag.
(23 hours ago)
juicy likes this
Hiya Juicy!
(20 hours ago)
Mon, 26-Oct-20 12:29 AM (1 day ago)
Is it just me or is it horny in here😏
I'm horny also. Maybe we can help each other out ?
(1 day ago)
Lord knows i am
(23 hours ago)
JuicyJuggs likes this
It might be Horny... depends on your symptons wink
(23 hours ago)
JuicyJuggs likes this
Sun, 25-Oct-20 12:54 PM (1 day ago)
I stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said… Once upon a time there was this lobster…
That was a triple threat Emu! LOL
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this
Yep, I wasn't shrimping on my jokes.
(1 day ago)
GottaBeMe likes this
*puts Emu in the steampot*
(1 day ago)
EmuLater likes this
I lobster and never flounder
(1 day ago)
Was that the same place that said "Chicken Strips $10?" It wasn't the best cabaret I've seen, but what do you get for ten bucks?
(1 day ago)
Sun, 25-Oct-20 9:21 AM (1 day ago)
I brought cakes and booze so let's get this party started! Hiya Lovelies 💕
Argh always late to your parties! Can I help clean up?
(1 day ago)
shaqila likes this
No more birthday cake.. but we can still celebrate
(1 day ago)
Hi Sweet Shaq *hugs*
(1 day ago)
Hi lovely shaqilasmile
(1 day ago)
Hiya sexy AGR!!! smile
(1 day ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 9:32 PM (3 days ago)
Good Moaning to ya all on this lovely wet saturday naked cake day smile
hi maxie
(3 days ago)
Happy Birthday! 🎁🎈🎂🎁🎈 flitters! xx didja jump out of the cake?
(3 days ago)
thanks dana, nah, no cake big enough for that lol smile xx
(3 days ago)
terrid53 likes this
Happy Birthday flitterbee! 🎂
(3 days ago)
Evening from me their Lady Flittersby
(3 days ago)
Fri, 23-Oct-20 8:08 AM (3 days ago)
fruits that don't live up to their name; passionfruit, grapefruit, dragonfruit, honeydew. Fruits that do; orange.
Aardvarks w00t
(3 days ago)
so now we are just naming random grocery iteams huh? #youredoingitwrong smile
(3 days ago)
cucumbers ....hiya B smile
(3 days ago)
Apple Dumplings grin
(3 days ago)
B! heart
(3 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 2:28 PM (7 days ago)
It’s a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore. I just bought a T.V. and it said, “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is!
I googled it but no luck 😂😂😂😂
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
wait till u plug it in...
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
I went to in Antenna once They gave me a very warm reception
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
There antenna TVs with aerials left any more, Emu.
(7 days ago)
EmuLater likes this
And I thought only Americans sucked at geography.
(7 days ago)
Mon, 19-Oct-20 5:14 AM (7 days ago)
Want some cum for hubby to clean out of me
I love to be cleaned out like that too..
(7 days ago)
tkane15, mojo75nz and Wargus like this
Sent you an email on this matter..
(7 days ago)
It would be an honor, and certainly a pleasure!
(5 days ago)
Meh
(5 days ago)
cath68 likes this
I would love to pump my cum into you for your hubby to clean up
(2 days ago)
Sun, 18-Oct-20 3:18 PM (8 days ago)
TC is so ugly, even QUasimodo feels sorry for him
Bro hugs. Sleep well ya old moggy
(8 days ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Likewise ya old goat: )
(8 days ago)
OldTroubador likes this
Baaaaa!!!
(8 days ago)
Ewe take care on those highways and byways ha hear!
(8 days ago)
THe highways and byways are safe for a week, I'm parked wink
(8 days ago)
TopCat57 and kimberly_1229 like this
Sun, 18-Oct-20 2:23 PM (8 days ago)
Happy SuNNday 😘
Sat, 17-Oct-20 11:19 PM (9 days ago)
so i went to the store for a new dog bowl, i think there was a glitch in communication
There's no food, the dog is literally trying to eat itself lol
(8 days ago)
Artistic likes this
@mojo right , id adopt in a heart beat
(8 days ago)
@Zepp ohmy cannibalism?? oh no
(8 days ago)
Looks like a Weimaraner Puppy, so cute!
(8 days ago)
Artistic likes this
don't bowl with dogs they will try to fetch the ball and chew on the pins
(8 days ago)
Sat, 17-Oct-20 2:30 AM (9 days ago)
1000 profile veiws nn milestone muscles where else can you have so many cherries to lose thumbup
Congrats
(9 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Well done sir, ive hit one myself, and someone has made a jealous comment to recognise it on mine lmfao
(9 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
Good morning boldrick
(9 days ago)
RavingLunatic likes this
hello and thank you l2l. the member in question does not understand the value of personality over a big dick LOL
(9 days ago)
lip2lip and terrid53 like this
Might not be big, but trust me, you wouldn’t like it stuck in your ear
(9 days ago)
RavingLunatic and terrid53 like this
Fri, 16-Oct-20 7:53 PM (10 days ago)
lenny made me hungry, ill have a chicken burger, bun chicken"filet" cheddar pickles leek n garlic dressing, well thats what i have home lol
ttyl they wont make themselves wink
(10 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
the warm feeling of old friends; thank you
(10 days ago)
maraff likes this
and how are you two?
(10 days ago)
pleasurecpl likes this
Bought a salad w chicken Cucumbers and a little bitty tomatoes added sesame cashews to it and Asian dressing but of course after that I felt so on for filled I found two Cadbury eggs I’m going eat
(9 days ago)
lennynatural and Artistic like this
lol my burgers tasted good but not buying those buns again, so ffn sweet, and dont use the leafy part of leeks in burgers, it tougher than you think, I had already sliced n frozen the white part
(9 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Fri, 16-Oct-20 1:48 PM (10 days ago)
Happy Friday Loveliesheart Next week is my birthday week!
Hey guys xoxox What I want? I honestly have nu idea..
(10 days ago)