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Tue, 10-Dec-24 10:47 AM (11 days ago)
If anyone got any spare love can you send this way. I could do with a hug x
I see I may have been quite tipsy with all that I posted last night😂
(5 days ago)
Wed, 18-Dec-24 12:17 PM (3 days ago)
Police have confirmed that the person who fell tragically from an 18th floor night club was not a bouncer… 
and the fact i laffed at this...says something about me...
(2 days ago)
Thu, 19-Dec-24 3:29 PM (1 day ago)
I want to film us fucking, so I can watch you pounding into me when I’m alone and need some inspiration 😏
Have a number of those, often clipped to remove where the phone fell from behind on a shaky mattress.
(1 day ago)
Well, if a skinny 72 yr. old man can give you inspiration, I'm up for it. 
(1 day ago)
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
Tue, 17-Dec-24 1:18 AM (4 days ago)
Could y'all please collectively cross your fingers for me for the next 15 hours or so?? Thank you... 😁
The finger crossings worked! Thank you all. 💕
(3 days ago)
Having not read this status until now, and having done nothing at all to be helpful, I shall now take full credit for the whatever worked.
(3 days ago)
n a bit of 
Fri, 20-Dec-24 5:55 AM (1 day ago)
Taking a little NN break over the holidays to spend time with family. See you all in 2025, you naughty lot 😘 Merry Christmas to those who celebrate 🎄 x
We will be patiently waiting for your return. Enjoy your break and hope you have a Merry Christmas
(22 hours ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Tue, 17-Dec-24 11:52 AM (4 days ago)
I saw a microbiologist today. He was MUCH bigger than I expected! 🙊
Fri, 13-Dec-24 1:03 PM (7 days ago)
So apparently a home DNA test kit is not an "appropriate gift for a baby shower."
humanity degenerates it's only saving grace. the virtures that it still retains
(1 day ago)
Smitts, I think 20 years was the maximum sentence due to France's consent laws (which clearly need an overhaul). I think the video evidence is the only reason all were found guilty.
(1 day ago)
20 tough prison years for a rotten-to-the-core 72 yr old. Let’s be honest, that’s a life sentence.
(1 day ago)
The video and her realization and resolution that she had nothing to do with it. Guts. Guts to open up this wound and hold people accountable.
(1 day ago)
Sat, 14-Dec-24 5:06 PM (6 days ago)
Good weekend. Watching my friend Graduate with her Masters .
Sat, 14-Dec-24 10:20 AM (7 days ago)
Yesterday I gave my seat up on the bus for an elderly lady....and today I lost my job as a bus driver! What's this world coming to
Sun, 8-Dec-24 2:16 AM (13 days ago)
I don't bake all year. Come December I turn into Martha fucking Stewart 
That's the video I want to see. Stewart fucking Martha. 😝
(13 days ago)
While we're on the subject of seasonal food, has anybody here tried Stollen. It's being advertised here and it looks good. Is it worth buying?
(13 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Thu, 19-Dec-24 8:45 PM (1 day ago)
After I’ve used your face and tongue to clean up my wet pussy, I’m gonna use that dick, with your arms and legs bound you’ll just have to take it. I’m gonna have you clean me up afterwards as well.
Mon, 16-Dec-24 11:02 PM (4 days ago)
Ordered a Marantz cd/dvd player for the new place. Yes I will spend money on music. Can't wait to get everything set up.
For fun I drag out the old albums to show young people why vinyl was better.
(4 days ago)
I bought a new tube preamp for my vinyl... Sounds like my mom's old 60s big ole player now
(3 days ago)
I’ve had my eye on the technics sl1300G. Think I’ll grab one right after the holidays. Because you can never have too many turntables.
(3 days ago)
I technically have 4, if you include my victrola, so I get it, Ksaint.
(3 days ago)
That's a lot better than a bun in the oven, Adele. 
(2 days ago)
Whole different production process too, Jersey!
(2 days ago)
Mon, 16-Dec-24 2:23 AM (5 days ago)
If I'm ever on life support, unplug me, wait a minute, then plug me back in. See if that works.
Wed, 11-Dec-24 4:52 PM (9 days ago)
Hello All, I try and Thank All the members here who like and comment. But so many don't take the time to fill out their profiles I'm not Thanking any members in the future unless their profile is fill
Same TRC. Just like friend requests when you have no prior communication with a profile.
(9 days ago)
Meh I'm ok with an unfilled profile,they took the time to like my stuff they get a thank you...but that's me.. I use to care but not anymore, it's a battle I can't win,why try..hi Susie 
(9 days ago)
Sun, 8-Dec-24 9:18 AM (13 days ago)
Sleepless night due to the noisy storm currently battering the UK. So instead of sleeping, I had a fun little photo and video play session. You're welcome 😉😂
Sat, 7-Dec-24 3:03 PM (13 days ago)
Rather sad that black&white pics gets SO much lower view numbers. I LOVE b&w photography 🫦
Totally agree Freckles, I love B&W photography too, somehow it seems far more arty than a colour shot 🤷 a shame it's not appreciated more!
(13 days ago)
Black and white is such a wonderful genre, photography and film. Colour is no longer a distraction and everything becomes more architectural in layout.
(13 days ago)
Wed, 18-Dec-24 10:13 PM (2 days ago)
Why do people add that silly legal thing to their profile that threaten "legal ramifications" if their stuff is used without their permission? Who's actually suing a porn site?
*checks* does not have deep pockets
(2 days ago)
NN we all know you cut the bottom of your pockets out in 2003 so you could have a quick wank as needed 
(1 day ago)
It's absolutely meaningless, but I guess it gives them a warm, fuzzy feeling in their naughty bits.
(1 day ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Sun, 15-Dec-24 8:06 AM (6 days ago)
I just bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas. It’s not her main present, just a stocking filler.
Fri, 13-Dec-24 12:24 AM (8 days ago)
What's for dinner...season pork roast,peaches and cream corn,garlic mash potatoes and side salad.
Tonight will be turkey rice and green bean stew. Easy and healthy
(7 days ago)
Justmedamian likes this
Thu, 12-Dec-24 12:45 PM (8 days ago)
My wife makes us put $5 in the "fine jar" every time we make her find something we can't locate around the house. After 13 months of saving, today we are buying a Ford Explorer! 
Spunky, Yotas here as well. I love my Highlander. My last one was an 88 4x4 with just under 300,000 miles when I sold it.
(8 days ago)
I will give the Toyota's my seal of approval as well... We have a 2024 Grand Highlander and Love it... Had an 06 Rav4 was a great car (had over 200k miles on it) until hail cut its life short.. 
(8 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
I’ve got a 2019 Highlander and a 2016 Camry both have never had issues
(8 days ago)
Wed, 11-Dec-24 8:50 PM (9 days ago)
Some lady today asked if I was scared that “all those tattoos could damn you to hell”? Well, if that’s where all the tattooed people go, count me in.
Not damn me to hell, but might explain why I don't have much money
(8 days ago)
Stupid fat fingers. Heaven would be a weird place, it’s not like I’d know anyone there. 😂
(8 days ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-24 9:22 PM (10 days ago)
🎶 🎵 I want to lick you all over and over again,I want to lick you all over....wait it's not lick,it's kiss..bah same thing almost 💋
I'm not sure why but Marilyn Manson just popped in my head lol
(19 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Thu, 19-Dec-24 2:35 AM (2 days ago)
This time next week it will all be over. Nothing left to do but eat leftovers for a week.
I have a rib roast sitting in the fridge for the occasion.
(1 day ago)
smittenforyou likes this
must be well trained if you have taught it to sit..much less in the fridge
(1 day ago)
Wed, 18-Dec-24 2:16 AM (3 days ago)
I don't pimp pics. I do NOT pimp pics. I HAVE to pimp this pic 
A Tern and a Bovine come to mind, Tern E Bovine to be precise, or more preciser Gull E Bull 
(2 days ago)
she likes big white fuzzy balls and she cannot lie
(2 days ago)
Thu, 12-Dec-24 5:59 PM (8 days ago)
I got a Christmas card full of rice in the post today. I think it was from my uncle Ben.
I never comment but thanks for the daily groan
(8 days ago)
Wow!!!!!
(8 days ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-24 4:34 PM (10 days ago)
Please NN could you please supply us with a like button on comments....pretty please with a juicy cherry 🍒 on top ☺️
Good idea! Could we also the ability to edit or own comment for say 5 mins after posting, I end up with far too many phat fingered misspellings that could be quickly corrected
(10 days ago)
Case in point, I missed out an entire damn word, doh 😂
(10 days ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-24 9:23 AM (11 days ago)
Did you know that Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal? Until the pressure got to him.
And I’m too busy spanking my , to care if people think I’m a hound
(10 days ago)
Thu, 19-Dec-24 9:40 AM (2 days ago)
The only time you hear from some people is when they need help.. not even a hello,, hope all is well with you.. pretty much can kiss my arse.
Tue, 17-Dec-24 12:12 PM (4 days ago)
Dear Santa, I have been good all year. Well, most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
Sun, 15-Dec-24 10:04 PM (5 days ago)
They are filming a Bruce Springsteen Biopic movie in my town. So weird seeing the streets all fulll of cars from the 70’s and 80’s and everyone dressed in the style of that time.
I thought you might live in "Candy's Room ".
(5 days ago)
I get it. Usually we are under cloud for the cool stuff which is why I am so excited about this!
(7 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
They didn't want Jimmy found. If they don't want you found, you will not be! He sleeps with the fishes and has turned into fish poop by now!
(7 days ago)
Tue, 10-Dec-24 11:18 PM (10 days ago)
See you laters, sexies. I'm going to try to catch a murmurration. #lookitup
And the word murmuration only applies to starlings, so the word is used both for the behavior and also for a group of starlings.
(9 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Chocolate covered Murmrations are good. Oh wait, that's Marshmellos.
(9 days ago)
heydidyagrabmyass likes this
Sun, 8-Dec-24 5:02 PM (12 days ago)
Banana,raspberry,blueberry bread fresh out of the oven...afternoon all 💋
Fri, 20-Dec-24 12:02 PM (1 day ago)
I have a friend that writes songs about sewing machines. She’s a Singer songwriter or sew it seams 
Fri, 20-Dec-24 9:30 AM (1 day ago)
My brother was a lion tamer. When he went bankrupt they took almost everything. But at least he still has his pride.
Thu, 19-Dec-24 9:53 AM (2 days ago)
What is one of the best Christmas presents that you can give and receive? A broken drum. Why? Because you can’t beat it!
Improving humour around the world. One Dad joke at a time...😎
(2 days ago)
🤣 So glad I was able to find the perfect emoji "Cymbal" to respond with...😉.
(1 day ago)
Yeah he keeps all his Dad jokes in his Dadabase
(1 day ago)
Wed, 18-Dec-24 10:54 PM (2 days ago)
Day 258, no sex …. Went jogging in flip flops to remind me of the sound …
If you need a volunteer, D, I'm available.
(2 days ago)
Thus status made me think how long it's been for me. 91 days and counting! Feels like an eternity 🫣
(2 days ago)
Mon, 16-Dec-24 11:31 PM (4 days ago)
for christmas, could the blobbies of NN, that obviously missunderstod the ID rules, get ONE upload to an avatar, please with a cherry on top??🍒
Mon, 16-Dec-24 11:06 PM (4 days ago)
I feel this is so me... “People like us don't get to ride off into the sunset but we do get to watch the stars come out.”
Mon, 16-Dec-24 11:51 AM (5 days ago)
People need to stop putting flyers on my car. No, I don't want to see a band called "Parking Violation" at the "Courthouse." 
Give it time, they may come to you. Warm up band called Warrant. 🤣
(5 days ago)
Older you say? There’s no fool like an old fool! 😂😂😂
(5 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
Bi shouldn’t that be - there is no fool like and old tool? 
(5 days ago)
Chelseagal80 likes this
Young or old no excuse for being rude or stupid. I’m old as is my tool but I try not to be a fool. 😂
(5 days ago)
Sun, 15-Dec-24 12:58 PM (5 days ago)
Stayed up way too late last night and struggling to function today but my goodness it was worth it 😏
I sincerely feel your pain my friend....😉
(5 days ago)
Oh, I couldn’t go into detail - but let’s just say I had a friend in need, and I am a very good friend… 😉
(5 days ago)