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Fri, 16-May-25 5:36 PM (5 days ago)
I know I said it before but it bears repeating,can we please get a like button on profile and picture comments
Fri, 16-May-25 12:24 PM (5 days ago)
Kinda serious note but 12th - 18th May is Mental Health Awareness week here in the UK. We all have our own struggles. If you’re struggling and need to chat you know where I am just drop me a PM.
Not sure of the detail RC but would appear to be another tragic example. . Leaving behind wife, kids, siblings 😢
(3 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
So sad, and it sounds like grief likely contributed if he lost his twin so recently. The closest I've come to mental health struggles were all grief related.
(3 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Sat, 10-May-25 8:06 PM (10 days ago)
Full frontal, full length nude for my 200th pic. Thanks for all the suggestions when I asked what I should post 😘 NB it's awaiting moderation, be patient!😉
Thu, 15-May-25 1:38 AM (6 days ago)
Doing my first load of laundry now that electrical passed inspection! Just two more inspections to go and I am done. 
Laundry will always be there for you lmao
Laundry will always be there for you lmao
Congratulations, most people could never pull off being their own general contractor. Of course if something is wrong you know who to blame! 🤣 Enjoy your new house.
(6 days ago)
Tue, 20-May-25 5:45 PM (1 day ago)
Just been told I have a face like the back end of a ship. O didn't know what to say, so I just gave them a stern look.
Tue, 20-May-25 8:13 AM (1 day ago)
The doctor said I need to eat more greens. So I’m switching to mint chocolate chip ice cream.
Thu, 8-May-25 6:07 PM (13 days ago)
Yeah yeah new pope - whatever. I just won the mirror competition… 😇
Thu, 8-May-25 6:23 AM (13 days ago)
Desktop Users: Status and PMs will now remember your preference for the old or new version.
Tue, 13-May-25 12:36 PM (8 days ago)
Salma Hayek, 58, is Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover woman. I’ve crushed on her since Desperado in 1995, and she is sexier now more than ever!
She is stunning,loved her in From Dusk til Dawn
(8 days ago)
She's one of the sexiest women ever IMO
(7 days ago)
smitts you got that wrong... Mrs smitts is the sexiest woman ever IMO ... 
(7 days ago)
Thus proving that the finer things *do* get better with age.... I'm right with you owbig.
(7 days ago)
Sun, 11-May-25 6:02 PM (10 days ago)
I wrote a blog post on 15th April about what I'm looking for in a man. By doing that, did I manifest it? I'm now a few weeks into something that might actually have potential after 6 years single.
All the essentials to have in place and the rest will follow.
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thats good to hear. He is one very lucky fella, and I don't admiting I'm, and I'm sure many others here, very jelous. (But in a nice way of course!) Wishing you well, and keep uploading your amazing,
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Good luck a bit jealous but I hope it works out for you. Keep posting 😍😍😍😍
(9 days ago)
AwesomeTits24 likes this
Thu, 8-May-25 10:20 PM (12 days ago)
Mods get loads of shit on here often. Sometimes we make mistakes, but I for on do my very best for this site, I think I'm fair and transparent in my actions. It's not easy being a mod
Thank you for your service. Keep up the good work.
(12 days ago)
I had no problem with our interaction a couple of days ago, captain, but it was my first ever contact from a mod, and I've been here off and on for at least 20 years, so I was sorry to break the duck.
(12 days ago)
captain__82 likes this
Sat, 17-May-25 4:57 PM (4 days ago)
Don’t have my certificate of occupancy quite yet. But I slept here anyway 😈 my kitty and I cuddled all morning! It is soooo peaceful Happy Caturday NNers 💜
Happy Caturday NNers 💜
Thu, 15-May-25 5:59 AM (6 days ago)
I’m kinda new here. While I joined NN 17 years back, I was only around for a heartbeat. I came back around 3 months ago. In that time I’ve found this to be a lovely diverse community.
It is great to read status updates like this! Welcome back!
(6 days ago)
Grr, accidentally added that comment 🤦🏼♀️ happy you've found us and that you share your super hot pics 🔥 I also love this little community of exhibitionists and voyeurs
(5 days ago)
Wed, 14-May-25 7:27 PM (6 days ago)
Police say that the man who fell into a combine harvester while trying to steal it… Has been bailed.
Hope hay learns from his mistakes. Police have said this is his last straw
(6 days ago)
Sounds like it's hard to find everdence on this one constable it's like finding a needle in a hay stack
(6 days ago)
I heard he was all tied up……… boom, boom!
(6 days ago)
Thu, 15-May-25 1:26 PM (6 days ago)
I want this T-shirt ….. if dick size was as obvious as boob size, a lot of loud mouths would STFU
is it merch? i'll order two 
(5 days ago)
Thu, 15-May-25 10:58 AM (6 days ago)
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it . . . so I said "Implants?"
Drat and double drat... foiled again!
(6 days ago)
Wed, 14-May-25 8:42 AM (7 days ago)
Been studying to re-train and take my career in a totally different direction …. Exam 1 of 3 today. Wish me luck !
Congrats! Now time to celebrate with a beer, whisky or whatever 🍺🥃
(7 days ago)
smittenforyou likes this
Nice one. I'm also changing career, first test next Friday
(7 days ago)
Good luck
(6 days ago)
Sat, 10-May-25 5:11 PM (11 days ago)
Whatever happens around you, don't take it personally... Nothing other people do is because of you. It is because of themselves. Don Miguel Ruiz
Mon, 19-May-25 10:31 PM (1 day ago)
Chili dogs for dinner...yes I'm making use of all the chili I made the other day 😆
I think I might shoot myself if couldn't eat potatoes, I love lamb : )
(1 day ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
Sun, 18-May-25 8:16 PM (2 days ago)
Okay, there was not enough coffee or middle fingers for the trip I just made to Walfart...
As one of my favorite characters, Raylen Givens, once said..."If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole." 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
(2 days ago)
US Walmarts are a different universe from Canadian perhaps. Here most of them are a freak show. We rarely ever go to a Walmart and only very occasionally Sam’s Club. Evil Empire.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I think you might be right bimarried and thank God for that.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
I can barely remember the last time I stepped foot into Wally-World. It was because they were supposed to carry a particular product. They didn't have it. I left. One time in several decades.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
It is truly an Evil Empire. Their business practices have caused numerous deaths around the world by using sweatshops and near-slave labor, all to save a few pennies per shirt.
(2 days ago)
MidnightWriter likes this
Sun, 18-May-25 11:04 AM (3 days ago)
🎶 It's my birthday and I'll stroke if I want to, stroke if I want to, stroke if I want to. 🎵 
Sat, 17-May-25 11:34 PM (3 days ago)
Maybe delete your family photos from the background of photos you share here, just a thought.
Yes quite probably true. But the 3 people in the photos appear to possibly be under.age and at the least their faces should be blurred.
(3 days ago)
Mitch, all three are modded off again.
(3 days ago)
Yes I was busy at home for a few hours but just saw the pics in question have been correctly modded off.
(3 days ago)
Hopefully they will edit and resubmit. The Mods are good at responding to inquiries as to why something was not approved.
(2 days ago)
Sat, 17-May-25 9:11 AM (4 days ago)
Feeling kinky today so just uploaded a picture and video I didn't think I'd share 🫢 Which feels quite thrilling!
And what an incredibly divine and tasty vid it is! Truly a golden post! Thanks for sharing!
(4 days ago)
Sat, 17-May-25 8:19 AM (4 days ago)
I just picked up a bottle of that new Fred Flintstone aftershave. It’s strong stuff, you only need to use a tiny bit. A little dab’ll do.
Tue, 20-May-25 9:37 PM (20 hours ago)
Cheers to George Wendt. May he rest in peace at his barstool in heaven
Tue, 20-May-25 9:05 PM (21 hours ago)
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You just look for the fresh prints 🤣🤣🤣
Hiya. It's no longer pre, it's the real deal. Chocolate sundaes are nummy scrummy
(6 hours ago)
flitterbee likes this
Sun, 18-May-25 6:53 AM (3 days ago)
When am I going to learn to stop saying 'I think I might have met someone' as it always seems to go wrong soon after 🤦🏼♀️ Still single, probably not ready to mingle 🙄
dang it
I wish you were stateside so we could help you! Someday someone is going to consider themself the luckiest person on earth. ❤️
(2 days ago)
Someone already did, Smitts, but sadly he died too young. It isn't so easy to find a second time around, it seems 🤷🏼♀️ But thank you ❤️❤️
(2 days ago)
Mon, 12-May-25 4:38 PM (9 days ago)
You showed me colors you know I can't see with anyone else 💜🌈
I have a case of the lazies. I worked this morning, came home to a very horny lady < had to take a nap after that. Now I'm showered and glued to the couch with laptop and tunes. ✌🏼
(10 days ago)
Harpo Marx answered the phone in that fashion. Always wondered if Robin was putting his own touch to that.
(10 days ago)
My inside ear heard Doubtfire.
(10 days ago)
Fri, 9-May-25 8:45 PM (11 days ago)
Holy shit, my fancy water heater is filling up. This seriously cannot be real life 🥺
Yay that's great news ash I was a bit worried at the start of this status
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
This whole side of Ash, building a house like the badass she is, just makes her more endearing.
(11 days ago)
MissAshlee likes this
For that price bi they better be putting in all new pipes and a huge water heater. You could get a fancy one for that price
(11 days ago)
Wed, 21-May-25 12:50 PM (5 hours ago)
Still waiting for it to officially be entered into the system but…. I fucking passed on the first try?! 🥹🥹🥹
I have my certificate of occupancy! I’m legal and everything!
(2 hours ago)
Fantastic news, well deserved, now take a deep breath and look at what you created and now own. Brilliant: )
(1 hour ago)
owbiglineman likes this
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we are not only different.. we are unique! *_*
(1 day ago)
How do you surprise a special person? Unique up on them 🤣🤣🤣
(1 day ago)
Mon, 19-May-25 3:19 PM (2 days ago)
I want to make my phone password 244466666...so if anyone asks me for it I can tell them it's 123456...🤣🤣🤣
i'm still wondering if anyone made theirs ''incorrect'' so they get an instant reminder??
(2 days ago)
Mon, 19-May-25 1:19 AM (2 days ago)
I finally found a bit of bush within walking distance today, so I was able to get away from suburbia for a few hours and let the girls out to get some sun.. ground and recharge myself, too.
Thanks for the group pics NotTinkerbell. Am always thankful and appreciative of everyone's contributions.
(2 days ago)
happyhumper69 likes this
Sun, 11-May-25 5:55 PM (10 days ago)
Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms and Single Dad's out there. Let it be a very good one. I got my First MD gift today. Much Smiles to All.
Sun, 18-May-25 10:33 AM (3 days ago)
Bit of an odd one today. Seeing Ocean Colour Scene at a park in Marlow, how terribly civilised
Seems like you have these great bands always playing in your vicinity Damian. Great to me anyway 
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(3 days ago)
Part of the soundtrack of the 90s!
(3 days ago)
Fri, 16-May-25 11:05 AM (5 days ago)
That was one hell of a thunderstorm 😳 woke me up out of a deep sleep ...fortunately for me because the windows were all wide open and the rain was coming down hard against them. *smiles and 👋
Back up generator is great! As for rain we lived in El Paso TX when I was in the Army. 7 inches of rain a year. Months with no rain. Here we can get 2 inches in an hour or so. Nuts!
(4 days ago)
Fri, 16-May-25 6:14 AM (5 days ago)
Cop to bystander, 'So you saw five people beat up a guy on an electric bike. Why didn't you help?' Bystander, "I thought five was enough."
For the people that get it, this is fucking hilarious.
(5 days ago)
I go back to Pole Position and Ms Pacman on the Atari 2600!
(5 days ago)
Thu, 15-May-25 10:36 AM (6 days ago)
Did you hear about the plans to install a clock face on the Leaning Tower of Pisa? It will have the time and the inclination.
There sort of is one just near the tower Lenny
(6 days ago)
Your humo(u)r is always appreciated here lenny 'K' : )
(5 days ago)
lennynatural likes this
Sun, 11-May-25 4:20 PM (10 days ago)
Realised how fortunate I am today. While I love the sun I came across a homeless guy while out walking. He was struggling in the heat. Bought him some food and drink and chatted for a bit.
How did he reacted to the facial?
(9 days ago)
I see what ya did there skipper
(9 days ago)
Very witty cap. I never even realised I’d left myself open to that one! 🤣
(9 days ago)
And here I was thinking about flowers...
(10 days ago)
Sun, 18-May-25 5:54 PM (3 days ago)
Speaking of sex with music, we've recently fucked a lot to Fiona Apple "Tidal".
I swore at one point I was gonna marry Fiona 😍🥰🤣
(3 days ago)
Then again I also said I was gonna marry Lisa Loeb...and Alanis Morrisette...🤦♂️🤷♂️
(3 days ago)
Maybe that'd get my wife in the mood ? 💓💓💓💓🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
(2 days ago)
