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Tuesday, July 8, 2014, 1:34:56 AM- splinters

thought this was worth mentioning........

A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an

anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA. There was a
large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view
of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got
many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.

The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care...they turned you down.?

GOD BLESS AMERICA

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Sunday, February 9, 2014, 8:02:27 PM- over the coffee

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim,
Tall,
Blonde,
38DD Breasts,
24" Waist and
36" Hips.

When she walks into a room, people say, "Jesus Christ!”

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Most Recent Comment:	"Pick on the brunettes....lol" - tight_wet_lips

Monday, February 3, 2014, 2:15:06 AM- too funny

Only a Farm Kid"...

When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.

A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town" said the boy.
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" asked the farmer.

"No, he went with Mom and Dad" the boy answered.
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to

the other, and mumbling to himself.
"I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can

give Dad a message" said the boy.
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...

"You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500

for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard."

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Most Recent Comment:	"Hahahaha omg that's a good one!" - JediMasterBater

Saturday, January 3, 2009, 10:20:45 PM- photos

One of my lifes dreams is to find a girl or two who would like to be photographed. I have a place, a fair camera, and the time to do it. I like the outdoors and summer sun makes good pictures.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Pick me lol" - Candyknysna

Sunday, November 23, 2008, 10:56:27 PM- Sunday

For most of my adult life I have thought that the ideal Sunday would be to get the chores done and have sex the rest of the day. I've always thought that we could spred a large thick sheet of plastic down on the floor and furniture, and round up some body paint, fun food (choclate,carmel, bananas, ice cubes,whipped cream, etc) and toys, Then spend the day very slowly Licking, caressing, touching, feeling, painting, screwing, touching, feeling, playing, and when we are done shower together till we run out of hot water. Then play some more. I have given as many as 5 orgasms in a row and would like to add to that number, all I need is a willing partner.

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Most Recent Comment:	"You make me dream of Sexy Sunday's now :P" - lu'lu

Sunday, November 9, 2008, 8:11:40 PM- The Juice

There is no way to explain how much I love the juice from the female slit or any other orafice. feminine fluids are divine. I can never get enough. I have even made a non squirter respond with a little G spot stimulation. It was awsome. I would love to hear from any lactating lady, young or old. I know there are some out there. pm me if you dare.

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Most Recent Comment:	"Promises, promises" - bodymaster4u2

Thursday, September 18, 2008, 12:29:51 PM- ME

Entertainment. It is what I am here for. I don't care for TV, sports, hunting, fishing, I am a home body generally boring. My most exciting and favorite pastime is the naked female form. Now that is something that interests me. I hope I don't seem to be just another jerk. I love you all and thanks for the pictures. You are all beautiful. I have herd of a few people who have made unflattering comments to a couple of my "friends" here.
What morons!!! There are some people who are so miserable in life they feel they must share, I guess. This is a wonderful site and I can spend a good deal of time just admiring the scenery. I am in a relationship with a person who doesn't care for sex or anything that goes with it. She would do anything else for me. I am a cancer survivor so far(throat). I've had chemo, radation, and surgery. After all the meds sex with me would add years to your life (women only, I don't do guys). I think my libido went from high to rampant in the process. I prefer women my own age (40 and up) I'am not into the father-daughter thing unless you are (I might bend the rules a little) It's really not worth it. I used to be a farmer, then a packing house, and now partime in a saw dust factory. That's a little about me, I would welcome pm's and comments (good, bad, or indeferent)

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Most Recent Comment:	"Well said...I like people who are honest." - Dagny1964