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| Tuesday, August 2, 2011, 2:59:07 AM- International Standards | ||||
I was at the airport yesterday and had reason to visit the ablution facilities. While I was there doing my thing, I happened to look down (as ya do) & noticed the brand name on the porcelain - American Standard. Now this in itself wasn't particularly significant until I remembered my time working in Russia, where one of the more prominent brands of vodka was...............yep, you guessed it - Russian Standard. What does it all mean? Yeah, OK, I was bored.  | ||||
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| Friday, June 24, 2011, 11:46:07 PM- Ahhhh, the Good Old Days | ||||
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| Tuesday, May 17, 2011, 10:08:15 PM- Sunset again | ||||
I tried a few different camera settings during a lovely sunset last night at Barry Beach, Victoria, Oz    | ||||
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| Monday, May 2, 2011, 9:13:45 PM- Unusual Visitor | ||||
Woke up this morning to find an unusual visitor on the back deck [IMG]http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r83/Sidney_R_Burbridge/SealofApproval.jpg[/IMG] Apparently we have his seal of approval | ||||
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| Tuesday, March 15, 2011, 1:01:55 AM- Men Are Just Happier People | ||||
NICKNAMES: • If Laura, Kate & Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate & Sarah. • If Mike, Dave & John go out for lunch, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and Shit for Brains. EATING OUT • When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave & John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. • When the girls get the bill, out come the pocket calculators. MONEY • A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs • A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need because it’s on sale. BATHROOMS • A man has 6 items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap and a towel. • The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. ARGUMENTS • A woman has the last word in any argument. • Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. FUTURE • A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. • A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. SUCCESS • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. • A successful woman is one who can find such a man. MARRIAGE • A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. • A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does. DRESSING UP • A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book and get the mail. • A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. NATURAL • Men wake up as good looking as when they went to bed. • Women somehow deteriorate during the night. OFFSPRING • Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. • A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget all his faults, mistakes and other shortcomings. There is no point in two people remembering the same thing. | ||||
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| Wednesday, January 26, 2011, 1:04:10 AM- Last Night | ||||
Sunset & Storm Clouds in Bass Strait.  | ||||
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| Monday, January 24, 2011, 8:42:38 PM- | ||||
Just another balmy day at West Tuna platform in Bass Strait, Oz  Only another week or so to go and I'll be back home. | ||||
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| Friday, January 14, 2011, 6:12:32 AM- To whom it may concern | ||||
"Dragged" is the past tense of the verb to drag. "Drug" is, broadly speaking, any substance that, when absorbed into the body of a living organism, alters normal bodily function. The two words are NOT interchangeable. This has been a Community Service Announcement | ||||
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| Sunday, January 9, 2011, 6:59:41 AM- | ||||
Bugger!! The 2nd Mate on here has just been diagnosed with Glandular Fever. Now I've gotta find a chopper to get him off the boat and into a hospital first thing tomorrow!! | ||||
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| Monday, December 20, 2010, 3:34:05 AM- Another beautiful day | ||||
...so I thought I'd post a few updated pics of my front garden    Happy Holidays and a VERY prosperous 2011 to everybody! | ||||
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