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Wednesday, September 14, 2011, 10:05:00 AM- My penis warmer

was stolen by some bastard from the clothes line.

I am not worried about the warmer.

But i would like the 30 pegs back!

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Most Recent Comment:	"HA HA ! :)" - Wodja

Saturday, September 3, 2011, 10:17:03 PM- Happy Fathers day

To all those that it applies to

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Most Recent Comment:	"yay" - purr_tato

Wednesday, August 31, 2011, 4:49:03 AM- The wife

suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers.

So I did.

She is 21 and her name is Lucy

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Most Recent Comment:	"thats so kool" - ynottt

Saturday, August 27, 2011, 8:59:21 AM- When the kids were little

and lived with their mum in Qld they ( son and Daughter ) would come visit in the school hols. Just before they went home we would go to a local seafood restaurant for dinner.

So to celerbrate my little girl being here, and just before she goes home, the three of us went out to the restaurant last night.

We got the same as when they were little, the Seafood Platter for 2. We could never finnish it when they were young and failed again last night. In fact when they brought it out I thought it was the platter for 4 there was so much food.

The platter is:

grilled lobster tails, natural jumbo QLD king prawns, whole W.A. scampi, large steamed Spring Bay mussels, Coffin Bay oysters, whole Moreton Bay bugs, Tassie smoked salmon, South Australian baby calamari, salt & pepper squid,King George whiting fillets, hot & cold spanner crab, tempura tiger prawns, grilled Hervey Bay scallops, tropical fruit, lemon and dipping sauces

A feast indeed! And a great night too.

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Most Recent Comment:	"hey you gotta drop the name of that eatery here in large type please" - ynottt

Friday, August 19, 2011, 12:25:16 AM- My ex Mother In Law

has been really crook over the past couple of years. Her suffering ended the other day. She was a nice lady.

My daughter was comming down from Queenslad to see her Grandmother but unfortunately Granny died before she arrived.

So my darling daughter is down for 2 weeks and staying with me. It will be nice to see her and spend some time together. If history repeats at all she will not just spend time but my money as well.

Looking forward to seeing her but I wonder how she will fit into the regime of us to fellas. It may also restrict my access to NN as well.

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Most Recent Comment:	"well you know I am my daughters place doing renovations and it has been just over 2 1/2 weeks already but still lots to do yet and it is really nice to be here with her and her family Tony" - ynottt

Tuesday, August 16, 2011, 7:48:58 AM- Holiday Expo

was being advertised that I thought was quite interesting.

It was for Canada, Alaska and the USA.

Now I have never been much of a Geography student but........

When did Alaska stop being part of the USA?

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Most Recent Comment:	"they Abdicated :)" - Wodja

Saturday, August 6, 2011, 11:05:36 PM- Global warming

Not totally sure about it. Not anti but not convinced either.

Especially when this is the first "winter" we have had for about 10 years. Rained a fair bit for a change and I have felt the cold for the first time really.

Last week the temp got to between 16 - 18 for a few days. That is warm. Especially when this is supposed to be the coldest time of the year.

Perhaps this global warming is real.

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Friday, August 5, 2011, 2:36:09 AM- Houdini

That's what I am calling my son from now on.

Got reported again. This time for head high frontal contact. The head is to be protected at all costs - which is fair enough.

Again it was a report by video of the incident.

So off we go to the tribunal once again. He got off once again as well.The General manager of the footy club tells me he has never known of any one getting off video charges twice before. Let alone twice in a row.

No wonder we can't win the lottery. He uses up his luck with the tribunal!!!

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Most Recent Comment:	"yay" - purr_tato

Sunday, July 24, 2011, 8:11:02 AM- Feeling a little guilty

One of my mates also does electrical safety spotting - watching ppl work near power lines and ensuring they keep a safe distance.

When we are double booked we get the other to do it. He lives on one side of the city and I on the other. Usually he bills the company and he gets a cut after he has paid me. A fair deal.

Any way the other week he passed a job on to me and said I should just take it and bill the company. Great I get paid full wack and thats great.

I did the job and they said I had another half a days work later in the week. Then he asked to book me for a couple of days over the next few weeks. Fantastic.

Then I was told there will be work on and off untill at least April next year.

I am too scared to tell my mate and am feeling a little guilty. But then again I am pleased that I might make a killing - am I bad?

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Thursday, July 21, 2011, 12:06:30 AM- What game?

This the game my son plays.....and I love lol

Just one part of the game.

This is the top level of the game( AFL ). My son plays at the level below this( VFL ).

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Most Recent Comment:	"aerial ping pong lol from an ex aussie chick n woo hoo" - purr_tato