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Friday, April 16, 2010, 3:47:31 AM- So...

So Peter Steele of Type O Negative passed away yesterday. That sucks. Was one of the best rides I'd ever had. So sad.

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Tuesday, March 30, 2010, 2:42:41 AM-

Vampire walks into a bar. Asks the bartender for a cup of boiling water. Bartender says "I thought Vampires only drank blood."
Vampire pulls out a tampon and says "Im making tea"

hehehe

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Most Recent Comment:	"Hey I take that personally!!! lol" - amancalledpony

Saturday, March 20, 2010, 3:59:16 PM- ?

Have you ever ran over someones pictures on here and realized that you knew them ?
Just did last night. Looked again today cause I just needed to verify that was in fact who I thought it was.
Wow. You just never know!

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Most Recent Comment:	"I wish! That would be hot!... I mean assuming it's not gross." - jphiggins

Friday, March 19, 2010, 3:05:24 AM- Not that Im complaining...

I was looking at a couple chicks on here. Yes. Im drawn to the large breasted ones with the smallish bodies. (Ya know... sort of like fasinated with what Im not) And I see this one, where her breasts are immaculate. High, tight, large, kind of a tiny belly going on but tiny waist. Then I look at her profile and it says DD natural. Um. Natural ? Really? Do you really think folks are going to buy that?
Not complaining mind you, because I quite enjoy looking... but at least own up to it ya know?
Lord knows I wish my DD's werent natural... that way they'd always be high and tight even when laying down. But... if i did have implants... I think Id own it.

Eh.... just rambling... sort of feel snarky tonight. I jealous I dont have high and tight titties that barely move when Im bouncing on a cock. Just sayin...

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Most Recent Comment:	"You just can't beat the way natural ones bounce..... Oh how I love to lay back and watch a girl on top when she gets into the moment....." - nosanity

Friday, February 19, 2010, 6:40:26 PM- Long Time

Im here. Again. Its been a while. Been chasing a few different career paths across the country. So. Now that thats settled time to play!

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Most Recent Comment:	"welcome back!" - foamgrass

Thursday, November 23, 2006, 2:22:03 AM-

Will you miss me when Im gone?

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Most Recent Comment:	"Hey Sarah... I do miss you. I hope I hear from you again." - AdonisMD

Saturday, November 11, 2006, 1:05:13 AM-

Phew, my life is a fire drill. I have yet to load the pics I've been meaning to. But dont feel bad, I have yet to do other piddly tings in my life, like, clean, pay bills, run with scissors etc. Work, school, charity works, lets throw my dad into the mix. He is soooooooo sick. And REFUSES to go to the doctor. He keeps saying "Im old, I dont care" Dude, my dad is only 54, yea right, thats soooo old. I've been going back and forth across the country from my home to his every few days, to see if my spending 1000 a crack on a plane ticket will prompt him to go to the doctor. I figure, I'll make 4 more trips, and then he will. I dunno
bah

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Saturday, November 11, 2006, 12:24:00 AM-

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Saturday, October 21, 2006, 4:20:14 PM- :)

Had a grrrreat time at the Ball. haha, there was this gentleman there, aa Chief, was so very OBVIOUSLY staring at my cleavage, dude wasnt even trying to hid it. I walked over and stopped behind him to talk to a woman. It was very crowded so we were all very close. As Im talking to his lady, I feel the mans hand stroking my lower back. I heard him from behind me taking a long deep breath inward I think he was trying to smell my perfume. Then he asked me to dance. Mmmm...we danced a very sexual tango. I felt his hands pressing me in all the right places, he was a great dancer. I would feel myself get wet everytime his face got close to mine, and he would look into my eyes. Or when he dipped me backwards and brought his mouth close to my cleavage, I could feel the heat of his mouth wanted to dive in. It was intense. Throughout the night we exchanged flirtations face to face and from across the room. A nice gentleman. Most likely will never see him again.

By the end of the night I was braless and pantyless (under my dress of course) I didnt get home until 4am, it was a lovely night. I actually have some pictures, I'll post some when my hangover is gone.

Until then....this is hilarious:
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

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Friday, October 20, 2006, 6:15:18 AM- Cheesy Jokes

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes"
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Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest, and a pilot are in a plane that is about to crash.
The pilot says "Well, we only have 3 parachutes, let's give them to the 3 Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them"
The lawyer says "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says, "Do we have time?"
oooo...thats so bad..
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Q. What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?

A. Fucks Funny!
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The chicken and the egg are laying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face while the egg is frowning and looking slightly annoyed.
The egg mutters "Well I guess that answers that riddle".
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A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."
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Thats enough...these are getting cheesy. Need my beauty sleep for tomorrow night

*kiss* Nitey nite

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Most Recent Comment:	"Seen those before but still made me laugh, can't beat the oldies!" - nosanity

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