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private_parts	7-Jan-11 14:30:02 hehe..I can take it!....bring it on!

kricket187	7-Jan-11 16:19:13 giggles

nickey69	7-Jan-11 16:46:26 love it!! :)

rightkindabad!	7-Jan-11 18:13:15 ;p

adamman	7-Jan-11 20:10:42 Clever. Thx, Sexy.

purr_rr	7-Jan-11 20:39:30 funny thank you i needed the laugh

Mrs.Ohio Lullabies	7-Jan-11 21:58:17 giggles and waves hiya smo..hugs and kisses to you and knight! xoxoxoxo

NoSecrets	8-Jan-11 1:21:28 I just read these to Country :) Thanks. lol

wynnee	8-Jan-11 7:37:06 LIKE

tinycock47	9-Jan-11 17:41:12 Thanks for the laughs. Even though I'm a guy' I still enjoyed the humor. Peace

sdt6992	11-Jan-11 19:09:04 good

sammiealice	12-Jan-11 3:48:22 lol, i had to explain it to hubby.

natural64	13-Jan-11 23:06:23 love it

hairball101	27-Jan-11 11:56:50 The Why's of Men 1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? (because they are plugged into a genius) ;-) Because it’s a sperm back up, that puts pressure on the head. 2. WHY DON'T MEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) ;-) Because we see different ladies. 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) ;-) It’s hard to find one single egg in that dark cave. 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock) ;-) Just trying to get a hair out of our throat, please shave. (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) ;-) So we know that women have three spots for enjoyment. 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) ;-) God thought he could improve, but he couldn’t improve on perfection. 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know....it never happened) ;-) Just showing you we flush. ( C'mon gals, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) ;-) We have to show you where the on and off switch is. Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart. Hoping the gals have a sense of humor here

NiceTongue210	10-Apr-11 16:50:04 rofl

surfsidejohnny	10-Apr-11 20:33:43 fantastic

play_time_69	27-May-11 22:12:31 LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF HAPPY FRIDAY!

bulwinkle69	16-Jun-11 17:43:15 i retort with this..."I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden. "I need to have someone around for company." "Okay," replied God. "I'm going to give you the perfect woman. Beautiful, intelligent and gracious--she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word." "Sounds good," Adam said. "But what's she going to cost?" "An arm and a leg." "That's pretty steep, " countered Adam. "What can I get for just a rib?"

wishfulme4u	17-Jun-11 2:32:59 Cheeky cow!.....lol.

anoap	17-Jun-11 18:20:39 Gave me a good laugh on this wet Friday night

marksand1	4-Jul-11 7:51:37 that was funny. no worries i can take it and some

DanajustDana	16-Jul-11 17:45:06 That was hilarious.

casualh1sbiggestfan	17-Jul-11 20:54:43 HAHAHA thanks for the laughs... funny shit.

erotic2010	23-Jul-11 20:17:44 Awesome! I love a gal with humor& since the world is full of them us guys can take or leave it ! Nice to hear from the other side of the coin & you are so right!

wifeandhubby69bi	29-Aug-11 17:50:22 ???? why do blonde women have black & blue marks aound thier beyyy buttons..............answer: cause blond guys are dumb too.....

hapybloke	24-Sep-11 6:36:31 Made me laugh.

nelgl13	4-Oct-11 23:23:02 well i liked it made me laugh lmao

titfucker10	20-Oct-11 13:52:44 but... .without men...u loose a perfect sex...n ...great ideas..

bingo181	26-Oct-11 9:06:42 But you love us anyway

scud28stud	3-Nov-11 11:17:10 Very good, I am gong to have to use some of those jokes

hanson	10-Nov-11 23:36:30 why do women rub their eyes in the morning when they wake up? ...... Got no balls to scratch ;o))

Mick the lick	7-Feb-12 0:04:00 What do you call that useless bit of skin at the end of a penis? A man!