I like looking at dirty photos and video. I usually masturbate on my random days off while my wife is upstairs working from home and she erratically comes downstairs and surprises me while I quickly put my leaky stiff cock back in my pants. I am a closet show-off but have little or no setting to display my hot skinny body. Although it's certainly an unlikely fantasy, I'd love to have an amateur encounter with some yummy troublemaker even on the mildest or harmless level (but dirty cuckold masturbatory raunch is desirable and preferable). Turn me on to your skinny hairless dick or your disobedient little vagina and I'll happily reward in kind.