Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker .

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.


The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon ---
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye ---
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade of Hair.

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.


Abba ---
Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.


Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.

And Last but NOT least:

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode
Again.

So far it has been filled with kids. We had 4 of the grandkids over for the night. Then it was off shopping for school clothes this morning. I had forgotten how picky an 11yr old girl can be.
I dropped them off at thier house and went home to my 2year old. Wow it seems so quiet.

I made it back from a weekend with my sisters. It was sad though my oldest sister is having some serious health issues.
She is only 7 years older than I am but she seems to be more like 75. I worry for her.
Yesterday I got to see a special someone. After all this time I am still thrilled by his touch..

til Motorcycle meet in Davanport.It is going to be a good time.

Going to the lake with my 2 older sisters.
Not as young as we once were, but we are still alot of fun.

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well.

However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily.

Written in large black letters was the sentence: "Get well soon. from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week..."

I am a sucker for a "cute" face........
so where do you want me to start?????

At least we have made it this far. Only 2 more days til Friday!

woohoo

I have planted a garden for the first time in many years.
I went out to check it tonight and have found that the racoons have gotten all my corn.
Anyone have any ideas on how to save the rest of the stuff?

Since I was totally home alone.
So I took a little time and brought myself to a very satisfying orgasm.
I feel much better now!