I was reminded that I have alot more time behind me than in front of me.
Darn it!

HOW TO CLEAN THE HOUSE




1. Open a new file in your PC
2. Name it "Housework."
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5.. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Housework permanently?"
6. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press mouse button firmly ...
7. Feel better?
Works for me!

4th of July is one of our favorite holidays with my family.
The kids did thier annual prank. This year it was silly string and red, white & blue streamers all over the house, the tree's and the cars. Unfortunately we had solid rain for about 3 hours early yesterday and most of it was on the ground. But they did show me the pictures which were quite funny considering they all were pretty drunk while they were doing it. Last year the stuffed our vehicles full of balloons.

Also this week we added a new member to our household. We got a new kitten from the animal shelter. He is an orange & white American medium hair cat. He is about 8 weeks old. So far he is just a little fluff ball that the baby chases around the house.

Privately I am yearning for the touch of him that thrills me the most.

Despite all the problems I would rather live in the United States than any where else on Earth!

Give a man an inch and he thinks he is a Ruler

remind us where we came from but also of the people we don't want to see the other 364 days a year....

Tomorrow is my friday for the week. This weekend is the big family reunion and float.
The temps are going to be in the high 90's but with the high humidity it will feel like 110. Luckily the river is spring fed and very cold.
Happy Floating!

I went to check my garden this afternoon to see if the heat had dried it up but to my surprise there were vegetables ready to pick. I got my first batch of green beans, peas, squash and lettuce.
I was exctied it has been almost 20 years since I planted a vegetable garden.

Stay cool Ya'll!

To all the sexy dad's on NN!

Roy, an undertaker, came home with a black eye. "What happened to you?" asked his wife."

"I had a terrible day," replies Roy ."I had to go to a
hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep. When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection. Anyway, I find the room and, sure enough, there's this big naked guy lying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see," says his wife. "But how did you get the black
eye?"

Roy : "Wrong room."