I just found this, you must recall Postman Pat?? Its too funny!!

Whispermyname kindly gave me permission to show you these pictures. The bush fires raging across Sidney were so close to her house as you can see from the pictures (I hope they are sized right to appreciate them) Just ten miles away and thankfully, last I heard from her the wind direction had changed, taking the fire away from her, but I know her daughter is still on evac alert My thoughts are with anyone affected we all know in that area...

Ok, so the 'burglary squad' from the police, they went round and arrested the robber yesterday, he spent sometime locked up in the cells while they came got further statements from my eldest and myself and that cant have been pleasant for him. They have been really good with us actually, very understanding of the situation, unfortunately, it has meant involving the chap who had the tv and despite 'receiving stolen goods' as they call it, he wont be charged but will be treated as a witness instead which is good as he has been so helpful. Thats all I know for now, I will up date you as and when, I will also blog some words pictures regarding my gleaning day in due course. I am pretty busy helping my eldest son and one day, my daughter in law paint their new house. I loathe glossing, well painting in general but I am certainly charging up my good karma and for now its all good on planet Kas. Here is the end of blog tune, I have a thing for Simon Posford's style. Takecare guys and thanks so much people xxxx

5 PARACHUTES AND 4 PASSENGERS

AN AEROPLANE WAS ABOUT TO CRASH; THERE WERE 5 PASSENGERS ON BOARD, BUT ONLY 4 PARACHUTES.



THE FIRST PASSENGER SAID, "I AM PRESIDENT OBAMA, THE CHOSEN ONE. THE WORLD NEEDS ME, I CAN'T AFFORD TO DIE." SO HE TOOK THE FIRST PARACHUTE AND LEFT THE AIRCRAFT.
THE SECOND PASSENGER, JULIA GILLARD, SAID, "I AM THE PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA AND I AM THE SMARTEST WOMAN IN AUSTRALIAN HISTORY, SO AUSTRALIA 'S PEOPLE DON'T WANT ME TO DIE." SHE TOOK THE SECOND PARACHUTE AND JUMPED OUT OF THE AIRCRAFT.
THE THIRD PASSENGER, BOB BROWN, SAID, "I'M THE LEADER OF THE AUSTRALIAN GREENS AND THE NATION NEEDS MY GUIDANCE AND MY BOYFRIEND WOULD MISS ME." SO HE GRABBED THE PARACHUTE NEXT TO HIM AND JUMPED
THE FOURTH PASSENGER, EX-PM JOHN HOWARD, SAID TO THE FIFTH PASSENGER, A 10-YEAR-OLD SCHOOLGIRL, "I HAVE LIVED A FULL LIFE, AND SERVED MY COUNTRY THE BEST I COULD. I WILL SACRIFICE MY LIFE AND LET YOU HAVE THE LAST PARACHUTE."
THE LITTLE GIRL SAID, "THAT'S OKAY, MR. HOWARD. THERE'S A PARACHUTE LEFT FOR YOU. AUSTRALIA'S SMARTEST WOMAN TOOK MY SCHOOLBAG!"

This is a rather sad story, but my question is, how did his Mum know it was 42 times?? [url]http://www.atlnightspots.com/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/[/url]

So, my youngest son went to Spain for ten days, due back last Thursday night...Last Thursday afternoon, I invited an old friend in who had called round, a friend from my past as an addict, my dealer for ten years actually and one who I thought I could trust. He was in a right state, he needed to borrow some money to go score some heroin, I lent it to him, the guy was in full blown cold turkey and suffering, he is not scripted in anyway (no fall back plan with methadone or suboxone)I know what your thinking and I am a soft touch, I let him go upstairs to the loo, then he came down we talked for maybe another hour, I fed him and sent him off with a red cross bag of food I had spare. I had to go out to the supermarket, we left together but when he had gone to the loo, he turned the sneck on the door (in case your unfamiliar with the terminology- [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sneck[/url] This makes my front door totally insecure then, enabling anyone to simply walk in. Which is exactly what this mush then did, we left I pulled the door to thinking it was locked you see, I had hugged him goodbye, he watched me walk away, then he came straight back into my house and promptly stole my son's 32 inch plasma television! Why he did this is a complete mystery, he left his Xbox, PS2, PS3, his Wi and an hand held 3DS behind and went for the biggest, heaviest thing with the least value too, idiot! He was then spotted by some workmen who were working on my house, walking up the street with the plasma in bin liners, along with the remote I should add but they werent positive he had left my house, but then they found my front door wide open and realized what had happened but he had gone by then. Anyway he had also left his hat behind on the sofa in my son bedroom quite a big clue and I know when we left it was on his head!! The workmen told me about this when I got back from my mission, then when I checked my sons room we all knew. I immediately called my eldest son, then I called the police, I felt like a grass, but I had to my eldest son insisted and this was soo wrong of the mush. We then called the robbing mush, he denied it of course, I was ranting like a mad woman screaming obscenities at him so my son took over the conversation telling him he must return the tv or he would go round and smash is face in (I know where he lives you see) Ten minutes later, my phone goes, its the mushes girlfriend, who knew nothing, she had over heard the screaming about the stolen tv she had asked him, he admitted taking it, told us it was at some other guys house and he would get it back to us. So that night the guy who had the tv called my son apologizing telling us he had no idea and we could go round collect the tv the next day and he would call at 10am. Still with me?? So this morning the guy called my son at the time he said he would, making him seem genuine to us with his promise, then we went round to collect it and what a really nice guy he was,he was innocent in all this really he lived opposite said robbing mush, who came out actually he didnt know ww were there, he took one look at my built 'like a brick shit house' eldest son, again here you go- [url]http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Built%20like%20a%20Brick%20Shithouse[/url] I saw the colour drain from his face and he ran, we left, got the tv back to my house and back in my sons room, the tv was stolen the same day my son got back in the early hours from a ten day trip to Spain too but we didnt tell him until the morning after and to be honest, I would rather have faced a firing squad then have to tell him what had happened and I took along my eldest son for moral support, we could at least tell him we got it back for him, well my son did really. He took the news very well to be fair, hes soo calm cool collected that one, if he didnt look like me I would swear he was swapped at birth he is nothing like my eldest son and I! I have never ever seen him cross in anyway, I was terrified, but he just looked at me and said 'I am very disappointed with you Kas, very' I felt sooooo small They have only ever called me Kas, I have never been mum or mother. He hugged me last night a very big I love you hug and bought me a curry for dinner, so we are good now...

The police however, despite my soft side again trying to help the mush, want to proceed with a prosecution they argued he might do it again to someone not so lucky to get the stuff back and at least he will then get the help, the support he needs to address his addiction via whats called a court imposed drug treatment order or a DTO and I am guessing at the very worse he will get probation. I am a soft touch for a sob story to my own detriment, but this affected my boy, my boys and I have put them through enough with my own heroin addiction, despite my best efforts to protect them from it all, keep it secret my past life keeps pulling me back in one way or another This is the only course of action and despite my plea's to give him another chance, he now has to face the consequences of his stupid desperate act.

I feel incredibly sorry for the mush (Thats his nickname too)I understand how desperate he must have been, but he took the piss, took the piss out of me and out of my son and I really cant tolerate that. I need to stay well away from anyone from my past life, but sometimes it really does feel like I am stuck in a tractor beam and I have come to far now to go back in any capacity now, universe is so good to me since I have walked away and I am happy for once....Anyways I will waffle at you next time about my gleaning day and my stay at lokistail's we got some fantastic pictures you should with luck like, some very arty ones. Anways takecare all and cue the song I love this.... xxxx

Trippy vision... Go on, have a play, its harmless and awesome, you will love it!!

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I am utterly flabbergasted...Over 20.000 people over the years, have read my ramblings! I just want to say to you all...



Your support over that time too, it has been tremendous and overwhelming in a very good way I hasten to add, I dont know where I would be without some of you redirecting the path on was on, the road to nowhere. I cant thank you all enough, for being a part of my world from near and far, you special few I love you so very much.

A humble, a very humble Kas xxxx

Couldnt resist blogging this.....For all you butt plug lovers and for those of your squeamish dont view!

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