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Friday, August 17, 2012, 11:40:53 PM- Another Funny For Friday :) ....... | ||||
THE NUN & THE HIPPIE.......... A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and Gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have sex with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, Put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, And pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery Dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, Keeping the hood low about his Face. "Have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, But begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, As she is desperate not to lose her virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, He jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver! | ||||
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Friday, August 17, 2012, 11:36:18 PM- A Funny For Friday :) ....... | ||||
Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a 'man about town' so to speak, but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees. Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Pedro was undressing Maria said, 'Oh Pedro, what is that?' Pedro being very quick thinking said, 'Maria, I am the only man in the world with one of these.' And, then, he proceeded to show her what it was for, and Maria was happy. The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual. When he returned home that evening, Maria was on the front porch obviously upset about something. 'Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the shed, and he had one, too.' Thinking fast, Pedro said, 'Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my very best friend. I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the world with one of those.' Marie being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing again that night. Pedro went off to work, again, the next morning; and, when he returned home, Maria was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch. Pedro said, 'Maria, what is the matter now?' 'Pedro, you gave Gonzalez the best one!!' | ||||
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Friday, August 17, 2012, 9:06:10 PM- ;) | ||
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Friday, August 17, 2012, 3:29:11 AM- Just a Kiss ................... | ||||
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Thursday, August 16, 2012, 3:46:56 PM- Yep! | ||||
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Wednesday, August 15, 2012, 5:51:29 PM- Wild Ride! | ||||
......................NO BRAKES .................... [url]http://zanylol.com/coaster.html[/url] | ||||
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Tuesday, August 14, 2012, 4:56:53 PM- Just A Little Laugh For Today :):):) | ||||
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Monday, August 13, 2012, 6:32:53 PM- March 2012 | ||||
Some photo's that were taken when my daughter and her fiancee visited us. These were taken in Garden of The Gods National Park. One View ..... [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/021-1.jpg[/IMG] 'Kissing Camels' Rock formation.... [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/016.jpg[/IMG] Our first Buffalo Burger - It tasted really nice - Would love to have another one! [IMG]http://i1045.photobucket.com/albums/b451/Ellefoxie/029.jpg[/IMG] Maybe in 2014 when they next want to visit us and also get married here | ||||
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Saturday, August 11, 2012, 10:30:31 PM- Too Funny .......... | ||||
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Friday, August 10, 2012, 11:00:18 PM- Bitch Slap .... lmao | ||||
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