A gentleman recently sent me one of the nicest compliments I've ever received. Apparently he printed out an old pic of mine, mounted it on a frame, and has been using it to help him get in the mood <wink, wink>. He sent me a pic of him with my pic to illustrate how much joy he receives from looking at my pics. I thought it was very nice of him to take the time to make this pic for me so I wanted to share it with all of you. While he doesn't post face pics in his gallery, he gave me permission to post this pic showing his face. Thanks, sweetie!

Well, I'm back again...again! I laughed when I reread my last blog entry about not being sure how long I would be back on NN. Turns out it wasn't long the last time, but I'm back again...for now.

I don't know if the mean people and haters have left the site but I've been really surprised (and very flattered) about the positive response my latest pics have gotten, both with comments and votes. The worst comment any of them received was that I'd been eating too much pizza. I'll admit that wasn't the worst comment that could have been posted. After all, I DO like pizza! lol! However, since I assume he meant it in a derogatory way and because it was from someone that doesn't even have the balls to post his own pics, I deleted it. I'm all about positivity this time around. As long as I keep getting a positive response to my pics, I'll stay. It's all up to you.....

Hi all!
I've had several people tell me I need to update my blog and they're right. I've been away from NN for awhile but now I'm back. Can't say for how long but for now I'm here. I guess one of the worse things about being gone for so long is that I've lost some of my "fan" base, although I have had a few of the "old" guys write and let me know they're glad I'm back. I haven't had a chance yet to browse around to see what changes have been made to the site. One thing that I have noticed that I really like is being able to link to a member's profile from the PM they send. Lets me see who's writing to me...I like it.

I've visited the pic pages of a few of the longtime NN members and a lot, if not all, of the pics are gone. That makes me sad. I hope the reason their pics are gone is because of a personal choice and not because some asshole has hurt them or stolen their pics to post on another site (nothing pisses me off worse than that!).

Hope to hear from those of you who are enjoying my pics....

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until Little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.


Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary And
continued, "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:

One, you have a dirty mind,

Two, you didn't read your homework, and

Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."

X-RATED RIDDLES



Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.



Q. What's a mixed feeling?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.



Q. What's the height of conceit?

A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.



Q. What's the definition of macho?

A. Jogging home from your vasectomy.



Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball



Q. Do you know how New Zealanders practice safe sex?

A. They spray paint X's on the back of the sheep that kick!



Q.Why is divorce so expensive?

A. Because it's worth it!



Q. What is a Yankee?

A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.



Q. What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

A. They both like a tight seal.



Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?

A. Their balls are just for decoration.



Q.What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"?

A. About three inches.



Q. Why do Gay men wear ribbed condoms?

A. For traction in the mud.



Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?

A. The grip.



Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?

A. It's not hard.



Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

A: Kick his sister in the jaw.



Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: 45 pounds.



Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?< /STRONG>

A: 45 minutes.



Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

A: Breasts don't have eyes.



Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?

A. The swallow.



Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.



Q. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

A . They don't have balls to scratch!

SEVERELY FRACTURED FAIRY TALES

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.

"First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2 A.M. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 A.M. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up Finally, at 5 A.M. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago."

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother said, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, "I can't remember, exactly. Peter, Peter,
something-or-other."
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated.

A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
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Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court. The judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy." Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fuckin' Goofy."
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SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
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Did you know that Captain Hook died from jock itch?
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One day, Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he engaged in sex.

"What is sex?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs.

"Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees," he said.

I don't understand why guys get so freaked out when other guys post comments on their pics. I mean, just because a gay man appreciates the way your cock looks doesn't automatically make you gay, too. There are a few MEN on NN who don't run screaming when other guys post tasteful comments on their pics. Of course, I also know of some "men" (who act more like boys) that freak out and pull their pics...even delete their alias and create a new one...whenever guys compliment them on their pics. Yes, I'm sure the comments and PMs may sometimes be pretty graphic but again...so what? It still doesn't make YOU gay! And if the guys proposition you, just tell them "No, thanks."

I'm not a lesbian, but I actually consider it an honor when another woman lets me know that she enjoys looking at my body and appreciates what I've got. Since she's a woman herself and is only attracted to women, she's kind of an expert on the female body...a connoisseur, if you will...so I take it as a true compliment when she lets me know she likes my _______. {fill-in-the-blank}

Just my two cents.....

Don't really have anything special to write about today. Just wanted to wish everyone a Happy Hump Day. Hope you're all having a great week!

I already knew I wasn't the only person here who's had their pics stolen but the ramifications of pic stealing really hit home with me tonight when I decided to check out tbjones' pics. For those of you who weren't fortunate enough to see all his pics, tbjones is one of the most creative persons on NN. He came up with some great ideas for individual pics as well as series pics. In other words, his pics weren't just the same old close-up dick pics that a lot of men post. Unfortunately, those pics are now gone. He only has 3 pics up at this time after being the victim of asshole pic-stealers! When he stood up for himself against these assholes, they started giving his pics really low ratings. He's one of the classiest guys on NN and absolutely did NOT deserve that kind of treatment! Although I can certainly understand why he removed the majority of his pics, I'm disappointed that they're gone.

Call me wishy washy but I'm getting tired of this heat. Then when winter comes, I'll be wishing it were summer again!

Hope all you other Southerners are finding ways to beat the heat. I'm mostly staying inside where it's cool and air-conditioned! I did go skinny-dipping yesterday. Have to be careful with that, though, since my pool can be seen from the road! Skinny-dipping is fun...I love the feel of the water against my bare skin(plus I don't have to worry about rinsing out my swimsuit). If the water's kind of cool, like it was yesterday, my nipples get really hard! Too bad I didn't have anyone around to suck them for me...