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Laphroaigh

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"we have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation" First of all, I'm Italian, so I'm slow at texting as I also have to gesticulate while speaking! I love people, jokes, boobs, sexting, comments, boobs, status dwellers, fairies, boobs, trivia, being locked in prison (by SEB), music, boobs, scotch whisky, food, boobs, loofah, cameltoes, nerding and wordle, and last but not least, boobs: every measure, every shape! and no, "cock" doesn't appear in the list because it doesn't turn me on to see other people's penises :)

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  • 38 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 3 years ago
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About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Italy
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
A girl
Marital Status:
Single
Children:
None

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My Current Status

"..Some asshole has my pen.." thought the nurse picking a rectal thermometer out of her pocket laugh

Interests

Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Hiking / Camping
Mountaineering
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Theatre / Ballet
Gaming

Zodiac

None specified

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish
ITItalian
JAJapanese

Up for...

Anything!

My Favourites

MoviePulp Fiction
Book1984
SongCowboys from Hell
Pastimedrawing, languages, cuddles, sex, being late, ...
Drinkwater, lemonade, beer, scotch, wiskey, wine, sq
Foodeverything edible
Thingboobs!
Sex positionthe one we decide at the moment

My Professional Life

Education:
Uni Graduate
Employment Status:
Full Time
Industry:
Job Role:

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Athletic
Body Shape:
Weight:
143lbs (10st 3lbs) (65kg)
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Eye Colour:
Brown
Hair Colour:
Dark Brown
Best Feature:
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
6.7" (17cm)
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Sense of Humour:
Clever / Quick Witted
Social Behaviour:
Meet people easily
Personality:
Nerd / Geek
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
Earth

Self Description

What makes me happy intelligence and friendship
What makes me sad ignorance and individualism
What makes me mad things that make me sad extended for a long time
My bad habits always realizing too late it's time to not give a fuck

My Final Thought

If I was a millionaire...

I would build NN Mansion, with teleporters for everyone to join wherever they are! Laphroaigh

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