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"we have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation" First of all, I'm Italian, so I'm slow at texting as I also have to gesticulate while speaking! I love people, jokes, boobs, sexting, comments, boobs, status dwellers, fairies, boobs, trivia, being locked in prison (by SEB), music, boobs, scotch whisky, food, boobs, loofah, cameltoes, nerding and wordle, and last but not least, boobs: every measure, every shape! and no, "cock" doesn't appear in the list because it doesn't turn me on to see other people's penises :)
"..Some asshole has my pen.." thought the nurse picking a rectal thermometer out of her pocket
If I was a millionaire...
I would build NN Mansion, with teleporters for everyone to join wherever they are! Laphroaigh