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Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and a cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results of were published, the UK decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the U.S. study were incorrect. After three years and a cost on excess of $250,000 they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the WOMAN with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the UK study were released, Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust the U.S. or U.K studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research, a cost of around $75, and 2 cases of beer, the Australian study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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Monday, February 16, 2009, 11:39:20 AM- Stupid little games.... | ||||||
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009, 11:38:29 AM- Having a blah day (dont read if the word cunt offends you) | ||||||
I am having a real snitchy bitch day. Everything is pissing me off, i feel completely stressed out and if someone called me a sour faced cunt they wouldn't be far wrong. I'm sick of fucking slack cunts at work, everything is a fucking drama, they spend 70% of the day moaning about shit - couldn't help but have a spit at some of them today that it'd be done in five minutes if you just shut your fucking face and got on with it. So yeah, i can imagine the bitch session pack of lazy fucking bitches. Why is it the lazy people in the world are the biggest fucking whingers and the ones that want things fed to them on a silver platter? Things don't just fall in your lap, if you want it get off your fat fucking lazy whinging ass and do something about it. Fucking waahh wahh waahhhhh. So over it. So sick of doing their slack cunt asses work for them too because if i don't, it doesn't get done. And on top of it all, it's stinking fuck hot. Yes, i am aware of this. I don't need to hear you fucking say it a million times, I can fucking feel the heat too. Don't know why you are even whinging about it anyway, your lazy fucking ass hasn't even moved to break a sweat. People are dying in fires and they're complaining they actually have to do some work or about the heat, ffs. And then i get home and my fucking shitface brother has not moved his lazy fucking ass off the couch. Couldn't even put the dishes in the dishwasher, no that'd be too fucking hard. And the house is like a fucking brothel. And it smells that badly of pot I feel like i'm fucking 18 again. He hasn't learnt yet either, the other two boys have slinked off knowing i'm close to having a bitch fit, but no not this little cunt. He just continues to push my buttons and take the free ride. Got fucking news for him. The bushfires in victoria are really getting to me too. I can't even look at the paper without crying at the minute. Massive headline on the west this morning "volunteer firefighter will be haunted forever by the blue eyes of 10 yr olds burnt body' i mean, ffs, what a thing to put in bold font on the font of a paper. Then theirs the story of the guy who got the kids in the car and ran back inside to grab something and when he came out they were already on fire. Then the family in the bathtub that would have 'boiled' to death. Its just fucked. And now on top of it all, some cunt is RELIGHTING today. WTF. I mean most arsonists don't actually mean to kill people, even thought i think they should all suffer themselves. It is mass murder. And the the final thing that got me is 'millions' of animals dead, may have lost some species that were endemic to the area etc. It's just heart breaking. Then this shits me even more from some american fuckwit (sorry any yanks reading this - not a personal dig at u all just this one!} [url]http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25042176-1243,00.html[/url] watch the vid on that link thou, so beautiful. Anyway, I have whinged and bitched enough, i'm sounding like the cunts i'm bitching about. On a happier note: Sorry for sounding like a troll Luci xxx | ||||||
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Saturday, January 17, 2009, 5:40:26 PM- Dear Seaxun | ||||||
I need your help and advice on a couple of things I picked up a guy last night and he left right after we made love, do you think he will call?? My car needs a service can you do it? Also, my dog keeps licking his ass what advice do you have on stopping this behaviour? Please give me advice Dear Seaxun, I need your help! | ||||||
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Friday, January 16, 2009, 5:59:13 PM- stupid spider | ||||||
So i go to get water out the fridge and feel this thing on my foot, turn the light on with a bit of a shriek, leg shake etc etc that comes with knowing something is on you and i find a stupid wolf spider. I think i hate them because they move so fucking fast. Stupid stupid bugs. Stupid stupid daddy longlegs not doing their house guarding job!!! | ||||||
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Friday, January 16, 2009, 11:40:06 AM- TGIF | ||||||
Well I have had a rather interesting couple of weeks. Headed out to a friends place, who I haven't seen for several years which was really great. It's kinda odd how we change so much but when you get back together with an old friend things deep down are really the same. Was a great week anyway, despite the fact she lives in bum fuck idaho (the ass end of fucking nowhere) which i actually kind of liked. Normally I'm more of a south west cooler climate (not a big fan of VERY hot weather) / green trees girl but there was something about the neverending yellow paddocks for wheat n sheep that was instantly relaxing. Maybe that's just a lack of the crammed in feeling of suburbia. Then I get home and there is a bunch of family drama going on with my younger brother so now i have him staying with me and the boys for a few weeks to kick his ass into line. Seems to be working so far so fingers crossed on that one. Hope everyone is doing well Luci xxx | ||||||
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 2:29:27 AM- Stolen from Munty who stole it from Jay... | ||
Where is your cell phone? - bedroom Your significant other? - is a vibrator Your hair? – blonde Your mother? - i love Your father? - is dead Your favourite thing? - Your dream last night? - i rarely dream Your favourite drink? - iced coffee Your goal? - to find wat i want from life cuz it doesn't seem to be what normal girls are happy with! What room are you in? - lounge in front of tv Your hobby? - horse racing Your fear? - Attachment Where do you want to be in 6 years? - Not here Where were you last night? - here, painting Something that you aren't? - fake, dont care wat u think of me Muffins? - dont eat em Wish list item? - new SS Where you grew up? - Cottesloe Last thing you did? - turned the radio on What are you wearing? - shorts & a singlet TV? - is currently on the cricket *glares at boys* Your pets? - 2 woofas - Dozer a bullmastiff destructive monster and Echo a staffy x pitty dude and an evil bitch cat Layla Friends? - My life Without friends? - I'd be empty Your life? - Is pretty good Your mood? - moaning cuz i sore Missing someone? - no Your car? - have 2 Something you're not wearin? - bra Your favourite store? - Myer & portmans Your favourite colour? - pink/purple/red cant choose When is the last time you laughed? - about 30 seconds ago Last time you cried? - few weeks Who will resend this? - no idea Where do you go to over and over? - work! Five people who email me regularly? – Tris, Ads, Nelle, Ashlee and Jacob My favourite place to eat? - my house Favourite place I'd like to be at right now? - Marg River | ||
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Tuesday, January 6, 2009, 2:01:02 AM- Well now | ||||||
If i thought i was sore last night... holy fucking hell. Every movement feels like I am being stabbed in the back / thighs / arms. Who woulda thought painting was a total body workout... or am i really just that unfit lmao | ||||||
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Monday, January 5, 2009, 3:17:38 PM- I am FUCKED | ||||||
Well I have just spent the last 11ish hours painting... what a cunt of an idea that was. 12.15am and i finally get to sit on my ass. My arm feels like its going to fall off and I have paint splattered on every exposed portion of my body and it was stinking fucking hot today to make it even more fun. Must say it looks good though Second coat tomorrow... exciting... | ||||||
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Sunday, January 4, 2009, 7:04:28 AM- Feeling blah | ||||||
Well well well. I find myself back home after a few glorious days in beautiful Margaret River and all I want to do is go back. I love that place. Everything about it is what I want. There's just something about tall Karri trees and rural areas RIGHT ON THE BEACH that just make your whole body go ahhhhhhh this feels good. Sure every time we go there we have a lot of fun spending all day at the beach, wineries, chocolate & cheese factories, exploring the caves by day and enjoying the local hospitality at night, but there is just something about that place that draws you in. I no everywhere new you go always has days filled with things to do and see but I just love the whole laid back surfy/rural lifestyle that they all lead down there. I want that. And I know everytime you come back from being away there is always that whole mundane back into routine downer but there's something about parking your car back in suburbia where your neighbours house looks identical to yours that is just blah. I have decided I fucking hate my house, I hate where I live and while I do have some of the best friends ever here and a very good job which I LOVE and know I'm lucky to have, surely there has got to be more to life than this paying of a mortgage crap. Blah. The 3.5 kids and white picket fence just isn't my thing or what I want. Or maybe I do just not here! Or maybe I just need to get away more. Yep I'm rambling shit. I also discovered that my body isn't as young as it use to be and averaging about 4 hours sleep a night and not sleeping for 42 hours straight came alot easier in your early twenties! haha. Made up for it though slept from 1am last night till 2pm this avo... oopsies. Hope everyone had as great a New Year and Chrissy hols as I did cuz it has truely been great this year. Lets hope 2009 has more to offer. Love n stuff Luci | ||||||
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Monday, December 29, 2008, 3:36:23 PM- Happy New Year | ||||||
Well I'm going away for a few days **** does happy dance **** So i hope you all have a fanfuckingtastic New Year and as for new years resolutions... cyaz xxxx | ||||||
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