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Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and a cost over $180,000. The results of the study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex. After the results of were published, the UK decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the U.S. study were incorrect. After three years and a cost on excess of $250,000 they concluded that the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the WOMAN with more pleasure during sex. When the results of the UK study were released, Australians, unsatisfied with these findings, decided to conduct their own study. The Aussies didn't really trust the U.S. or U.K studies. So after nearly three weeks of intensive research, a cost of around $75, and 2 cases of beer, the Australian study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.
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| Monday, December 29, 2008, 9:20:30 AM- Just For Seaxun | ||||||
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| Monday, December 29, 2008, 5:10:05 AM- Stupid cunts i need to vent about | ||||||
I am becoming more and more disheartened by the lack of common decency and respect for others in this world. From young kids bashing old people, the 2 sixteen yr olds that killed a friend of mine to sick cunts that prey on kids or fuck around with their siblings partners. Really gotta ask urself sometimes if the Romans did have it right with the eunuchs, some people should be fucking sterilised. I joined this site initially as a bit of fun and as I am on here more I'm finding it disturbing how serious some people take it. I will only accept friend invites from people that i consider friends - ie those that i fucking speak to on chat or forums - i'm not into accepting randoms to have a big 'friends list' of ppl i do not know yet i seem to be coping more and more abusive pms for not accepting - to those of you that have done this tie a fucking brick to foot and take a long walk off a short bridge. Now to the disturbing thing i logged in to find today - the forum thread from the sick cunt 1weiner2 (i dont care at this present moment if im not allowed to name names in blogs) who has posted a thread asking if anyone knows the name of the guy who had pics posted yesterday cumming in his stepdaughters panties. WHAT THE FUCK. Even if nothing 'abusive' as such is going on, anyone who thinks the FANTASY of this is acceptable, needs a fucking bullet. Honest to fucking god, the cunt that posted the pics needs tortured to death and the cunt that wants to watch it needs shot in the fucking head. Fucked up. | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 27, 2008, 12:18:03 PM- love this ad too... yes i'm bored | ||||||
[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=eH3GH7Pn_eA[/url] | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 27, 2008, 12:08:11 PM- Why she killed her husband.... | ||||||
Wife was very unhappy with her car and complained a lot to her husband. 'Buy me a surprise for my birthday!' she said. 'Something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in less than 4 seconds! And I would prefer a blue one!' Happy and excited she was counting down the days for her birthday. And finally she got the beautiful present her husband thoughtfully bought.... ... Apparently he's dead now ....but died a legend!!  | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 27, 2008, 7:24:39 AM- Little joke | ||||||
This is a story about 4 people named Everycunt, Someothercunt, Anycunt and Nocunt. One day, there was a job that needed doing and Someothercunt was asked to do it. Everycunt was sure Someothercunt would do it but Nocunt did. Everycunt got angry because it was Someothercunts job. Nocunt didn’t realise that Anycunt could have done it. It ended up with Everycunt blaming Someothercunt and Nocunt doing what Anycunt could have done. I think I work with these cunts!!! | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 27, 2008, 6:32:28 AM- the best aussie ad ever! | ||||||
[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rTxG-uVPM[/url] i fukn love this! | ||||||
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| Friday, December 26, 2008, 7:51:20 AM- lmfao | ||||||
[url]http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=7fB6F6R6w8Q[/url] | ||||||
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| Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 2:08:29 PM- Merry Christmas | ||||||
Merry Christmas to all, hope you all have a wonderful day and get lots of fabulous presents and eat so much u feel like a stuffed turkey  Have a good one & thanks for all the laughs the last few mths. xxx | ||||||
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| Wednesday, December 24, 2008, 9:10:47 AM- Merry Xmas | ||||||
 MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!! HOPE SANTA BRINGS U LOTS OF GOODIES \:d/ | ||||||
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