Always up for a good time,are you?? ''I came here to study the great London art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one London pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah!''

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