Well im wonderfull, almost perfect, but i had an accident as a child. I fell from a tree.... It was an "Ugly Tree" and i got hit by every branch on the way down. Lucky for me, im Big and Strong and mean looking, thus ive led a life of little fear, but now girls dont want to go out with me...so it would apear, i got screwed on my application form in heaven, before i was delivered to the "Last Moon" (a.k.a "Earth") But shit happens...and im working on becoming filthy rich and having trophy GF...who use me for money, and i use them for companionship.
If I was US President...
Id be Voted in On Friday...Assasinated..Saturday, Buried on Sunday...and they would go back to work on Monday, if i were president. Melbmanaus