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Into real girls. No catfish, no revenge porn, no tributes. Just an average guy with average junk who enjoys the attention and fun this place provides. Feel free to say hi!

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Mr_Vein Let's be very clear - lots of us like looking at naked women. But only when it's their choice...
13 days ago  ·  4 comments (show all)
Mr_Vein I was also thinking of a certain "artist" at the Grammies...
12 days ago
12 days ago
Mr_Vein Isn't it funny - just a caption or a comment is enough to think "welp, that's a block!" 🫤
17 days ago  ·  23 comments (show all)
Raven2005 As I've said before, the continuaty is distucked by blocking. I want a max time limit for a member to block another member. Of course, they can re-block...
16 days ago
EmuLater I said the same thing a long time ago Mr V. Some seem to thrive on BS, I'm not one of them.
16 days ago
Mr_Vein Blog fiction and real stories in my head. If only I had the energy to write them! 🤷🏻‍♂️
21 days ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
MookEndling if its a passion it happens, if it don't it's a pipe dream.
20 days ago
Mr_Vein Won't be my first dabble in fiction or autobiography, just the first time it's been adult orientated.
20 days ago
Mr_Vein When I come to power (y'know, globally) any 🍆 more than 7" will be banned. Cos, there's just no need! 😬😳😂
22 days ago  ·  7 comments (show all)
MookEndling why do i always have to play rebel...
20 days ago
Raven2005 Do long thin ones go a bit too far ?
20 days ago
Mr_Vein So cold out there my 🍆 looks like a Walnut Whip! 😬🤏
a month ago  ·  13 comments (show all)
Mr_Vein As long as you don't bite the end off! 😬
a month ago
McPhallus If it warms quickly, then that goes away.
a month ago
Mr_Vein Happy New Year when it comes naked people! 🥳🎆🎇
2 months ago  ·  1 comment
Phineas_J_Whoopee Happy New Year.
2 months ago
Mr_Vein Buffalo gals won't you come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight... Happy Christmas everyone ⛄
2 months ago  ·  2 comments
theroyalcouple All that scratchin' is makin' me itch Duck-duck-duck
2 months ago
owbiglineman Aaannnnd dance by the light of the moon
2 months ago
Mr_Vein The 8 day week is over. Now for 5 glorious days off...
2 months ago  ·  4 comments (show all)
theroyalcouple Six weeks off over here 🕺
2 months ago
Mr_Vein This is the most time off I've had over Xmas and New Year in 20 years
2 months ago
Mr_Vein Ok, that shit's been reported!
2 months ago  ·  14 comments (show all)
GottaBeMe There once was a glitchy thing where support team members (not mods) could do it with one or two clicks themselves. That was supposed to be fixed and hopefully that was not the case here!
2 months ago
captain__82 Let's hope not, Gotta. Some rum buggers about
2 months ago
Mr_Vein It's wet and wild here, and not in a fun way! 😬
2 months ago  ·  5 comments (show all)
smittenforyou Hope you stay dry my friend!
2 months ago
Mr_Vein It's already making me not want to get up for work tomorrow morning! Even by Scotland in December standards, it's been horrible lately.
2 months ago
Mr_Vein Happy St Andrew's Day 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
3 months ago  ·  3 comments (show all)
Freckles Happy day, vein! 😃
3 months ago
Mr_Vein Slept for most of it! 😂 To be honest, if you asked most Scots when St Andrew's Day is, they wouldn't know! 😬
3 months ago
Mr_Vein Sometimes I have a bit of an identity crisis and ask myself "wtf are you doing, posting 🍆 pics on the fkn internet". Then one of those pics gets noticed and I remember exactly why I'm doing it! 😂
3 months ago  ·  8 comments (show all)
Mr_Vein It's a small town too - I'd be recognised...
3 months ago
SashaDoll Same. Lol. Enjoy it
3 months ago
Mr_Vein So, apparently, pure men ejaculate nothing but water. Only sinful men ejaculate semen. Welp, guess they've never visited NN! 😂
3 months ago  ·  11 comments (show all)
Agent_K Well that vasectomy was all for nothing. I feel such a fool now
3 months ago
Agent_K But the jokes on my doctor who told me I have “very slippery tubes” as he fished them out with a crochet needle before snipping and tying them off. Lol
3 months ago
Mr_Vein Got an idea for a blog fantasy story. But I'm not sure male fantasy stories work quite as well as female fantasy stories! 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
3 months ago  ·  16 comments (show all)
Mr_Vein It's taking shape in my head. It certainly works for me... 😂
3 months ago
McPhallus "Taking shape I'm your head"? Ya don't say.😜 The story stiffens...
3 months ago
Mr_Vein beerdrink My god I needed that...
3 months ago  ·  4 comments (show all)
owbiglineman 🍻 had a great local hazy IPA at lunch, yum!
3 months ago
bimarriedbottom Knob Creek bourbon and Paulaner German lager was a good combo last night. Tonight too I suspect.
3 months ago
Mr_Vein I really want to block someone for unhinged political bullshit comments and I can't, because they're a fucking mod. Wtf.
3 months ago  ·  16 comments (show all)
MrsTrellis Agree with you Smitts, I used to follow a healthy balance of posters, now I’m using block. There are some great posters who can still reassure me and make me smile.
3 months ago
bimarriedbottom NN is my only social media, I’d hate for it to be poisoned by politics!
3 months ago
Mr_Vein So thoroughly depressed I might just beer and jerk until I pass out...
3 months ago  ·  1 comment
AdeleGingerRaine Later sexy Mr
3 months ago
Mr_Vein I'd never normally say something like this here, but, America, I hope you understood the assignment...
3 months ago  ·  2 comments
Jersey__Girl If not here, where?
3 months ago
Mr_Vein NN is my escape from reality. Reality is confined to Threads.
3 months ago
Mr_Vein More than once I've had a woman say "it's okay, I won't look" when I've had to pee near them. Did it ever occur to them that maybe I wanted them to look? 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
3 months ago  ·  comment
Mr_Vein Sound like Ashley is starting to get wild... 💨🌧️
4 months ago  ·  12 comments (show all)
Mr_Vein We have the gulf stream coming up from the southwest which can sometimes collide with winds coming from the northeast. Warm water+ cold wind=nasty weather
4 months ago
McPhallus Sounds like what a weather man up in mountains of Kentucky call 'Nader Juice'. Seems it's off in the north sea by now.
4 months ago
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