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NotYourPrince

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Pseudointellectual music freak with slavish addictions to oatmeal raisin cookies and vodka martinis. If you're into music, visit the NN forums music section. There's a LOT there. You can also visit my YouTube channel for a wide range of playlists by genre and subject. Visit: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCCCAxqBrLFLdNK4cIcElxYw

  • This member has been with us 10 years or more! (Joined 10.5 years ago)
  • 106 years old
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NotYourPrince The New Testament is about love and the Old Testament is about retribution. The Kamasutra teaches us how to do both.
10 years ago  Â·  8 comments (show all)
mn4play Just heard about it then I suppose?
10 years ago
bushofireee I just look at the pictures wink
10 years ago
NotYourPrince Ladies, please consider this: If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after just one date, you probably need breast implants.
10 years ago  Â·  26 comments (show all)
amps79 Wait, I'm colour blind and have been told I need to be circumsized. Where does that leave me, I also have pretty decent man boobs.
10 years ago
RoxanneS Your man boobs are called pecs, Mr. amps and they're yummy.
10 years ago
NotYourPrince They say 65% of statistics are made up and 82% of people believe 'em without doubt. I don't know what you believe but I do know I need a double shot of somethin 90 proof. It's too much to think about.
10 years ago  Â·  comment
NotYourPrince They say 65% of statistics are made up and 82% of people believe 'em, true or not. I don't know what you believe but I do know I need a double shot of somethin 90 proof, it's too much to think about.
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
lynskey gotta 'eadache now TC
10 years ago
Ley-dd psst lyn its not TC
10 years ago
NotYourPrince My friend and I were talking about "best sex" and I told him that unexpected sex is a great way to wake up. He deadpanned: "Yeah, if you are not in a prison."
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
rockhard6isback sounds like he had first hand knowledge
10 years ago
Ley-dd lol
10 years ago
NotYourPrince I went to do some Christmas shopping. I asked the bookstore clerk where I could find children's books. She asked if the child could read, and I said yes. "Then", she paused, "they all are, sir."
10 years ago  Â·  comment
NotYourPrince My girlfriend asked who has more fun in sex. "Men. That's why we're always trying to get laid." She said, "Think about this. When your ear itches and you stick your finger in, which feels better?"
10 years ago  Â·  comment
NotYourPrince A friend of mine complains constantly about his chronic constipation. I told him it was all in his head; that he was just full of shit.
10 years ago  Â·  6 comments (show all)
Jagged_Edges ha...mornin tc
10 years ago
addox haha good one
10 years ago
NotYourPrince I used to have an active sex life - my wife and I had sex everywhere in the house. Nowadays, seems like when I get naked in the bathroom, the shower is the only thing that gets turned on.
10 years ago  Â·  comment
NotYourPrince They say Etymology is old people sport. So be it. Looking up "fundamentalist", I found "fundamentum". The immediate descendant, "fundament", means anus, so I they must all be assholes. Figures.
10 years ago  Â·  comment
NotYourPrince I used to try to hide my receding hairline with a rug, but I learned there was hell toupee. Now I just comb over my shortcomings.
10 years ago  Â·  3 comments (show all)
sexyeyesblondie1 Very hair raising lol
10 years ago
coldfish1 it was a little over the top ...lol
10 years ago
NotYourPrince After we married, a friend of mine liked to tell tease me that we were a fastidious couple; I was fast and my wife was tedious.
10 years ago  Â·  comment
NotYourPrince I know a woman who makes her living posing nude for artists; doesn't matter if she knows who they are. I told her she should be more cautious about that - the whole thing sounds pretty sketchy to me.
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
slinkysuzie Maybe you're just not seeing the full picture? lol
10 years ago
Foxanhound i know a lady that makes a living masturbating on myfreecams just on tips
10 years ago
NotYourPrince I got home last night to find that some thief had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shampoo and towels. I thought to myself ... well he must be a dirty bastard.
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
Wodja for a joke like that, thou shalt be taken from this place hence unto another place hence, and severely dealt with tongue
10 years ago
alley52cat ...by means of a long loofah !
10 years ago
NotYourPrince People here always ask, "where's the kinkiest place you've ever had sex?" I'm tempted to tell them it was on an elevator, but that's wrong on so many levels.
10 years ago  Â·  1 comment
myylife dam u funny
10 years ago
NotYourPrince If you like vodka like I do, here's a great tip: Try pouring it into your steam iron and doing about three shirts. Wow ... talk about getting pressed.
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
Wodja who uses a steam iron? if you use a glass, you wont give a rats arse if you shert got wrinckles tongue
10 years ago
silverbackaa I hate the strange looks I get when I start sucking on the collars....
10 years ago
NotYourPrince I was talking to a cartographer friend of mine and asked him what was the purpose of a relief map. I was way off; he said they're used in shopping malls to show you where to find the restrooms.
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
Jersey_Girl Well, that's a relief: p xx
10 years ago
Wodja ok, technically, i'b belt ya tongue ... on the funny side ... i was trying to get all those wiggly green lines out me hed tongue
10 years ago
NotYourPrince The californication of Colorado continues, radiating from Cherry Creek in Denver. It's filled with Land Rovers and haute couture. I'm not exactly redneck, but I know this town needs an enima.
10 years ago  Â·  10 comments (show all)
TopCat57 ^: P
10 years ago
50forexp moved outa that shithole 40 years ago, country life for me
10 years ago
NotYourPrince I love oatmeal raisin cookies. I also love vodka martinis. If you share similar tastes, here's an important safety tip: Dunking oatmeal raisin cookies in a vodka martini results in epic failure.
10 years ago  Â·  2 comments
Wodja cheezes car hoist, you could have kilt tha raisins angry
10 years ago
isme2 look anoter kitty
10 years ago
NotYourPrince I think breast and butt implants should come with little embedded squeaky toys. That way, whenever she moves, she's reminded of how comical she is.
10 years ago  Â·  3 comments (show all)
bushofireee Not funny.. :/
10 years ago
lilhottie555 hilarious
10 years ago
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