For those of you that have been asking:

I slipped whilst i was paintballing!

My left leg went 90 degrees the wrong way and my kneecap wasn't where it shouldof been. I ruprtured my ACL, PCL Cruciate ligaments and Medial ligaments. Fun huh?

I've had a weak knee for years but i broke it 18 months ago and was putting off surgery because i didn't want to have to rely on crutches/other people all the time. Low and behold im in that position anyway(and i still havent had surgery).

Res

I'm sick to death of being in a cast now. Wouldn't be so bad if it was a half pot but it goes from foot to hip and i just cannot do anything.

Well they are taking it off on weds to have a look.

Heres to hoping that they say yeah your looking good. Have some physio and stay on the crutches.

I can dream eh lol

Res

Its been along time since i was here or even posted a blog.

I've decided im gonna do abit of lurking and chatting see how it goes!

Res

Well where to start?

Me and my best friend platinumwolf went to see the most rocking awesome band of all time tonight!

We were originally supposed to sit in like the back row up in the gods about a mile from the stage

But and there is most definately a but, I phoned my friend who works at the arena where the foos were playing and he said he wasnt working but would come and see me anyway

So he arrives about 30 mins later so i asked him if he could sort us out better seats!

He only went and got us on the floor, we were right at the back though

So off we went fighting the crowds to the front just behind the mosh pit, eventually we were within ten feet of it but getting thrown around like rag dolls...

I've got a few broken toes a black eye and im aching from jumping around like a lunatic all night but you know what?

I'D DO IT ALL AGAIN TOMORROW!

Res x

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......

A young, heavily pregnant Irish lass is involved in a car crash and ends up in a coma. When she wakes up several weeks later, she discovers that she has given birth.
"What happened to my baby?" she asks a nurse.
"Well, miss, you had twins, a boy and a girl, your brother Seamus is looking after them for you, and as we didn't know how long you'd be out he has also named them for you."
"But Seamus is a dickhead! What did he call them?" the girl asks.
"He called the girl Denise".
"Thats not too bad," the girl says, "what did he call the boy?"
"Denephew."

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.