Can you be manhandled by a woman?

Been swimming and cycling a lot of late and then I crossed the border to Northumberland for a few days. Couldn't really be bothered with the internet when I came back. As the monk said to Mother Superior when she caught him wanking in the bushes - I just got out of the habit and couldn't help myself.

Still got my other obsession though. Luv her lotz like jelly totz.


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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
Pater


2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
Just before I copy and pasted this. It was quite an ordeal I don't mind admitting.


3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Ask my stenographer.


4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Luncheon meat


5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
No


6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
Nah! Can't abide idiots.


7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT?
Nooooooooooooo! Never!


8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS ?
Yes, and if anybody wants to play tonsil tennis I'm available any Thursday


9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL?
Hollyoaks


11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF?
The man in the white coat does it for me


12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG?
I can crush a grape with one hand


13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Vanilla


14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE?
Eyes and smile

15. RED OR PINK?
Rarely eat steak


16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF?
Calcium deficiency


17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST?
My spirit guide, Droopy Drawers


18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
Maybe


19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
No idea. I have Daltonism


20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
My shoe


21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
A bumblebee trying to fuck a wasp


22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
A whiter shade of pale


23. FAVORITE SMELLS?
The ocean


24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
My probation officer


25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS?
It arrived anonymously in a plain brown package.


26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
Beach volleyball


27. HAIR COLOR?
Light


28. EYE COLOR?
Opaque


29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Only when I'm asleep


30. FAVORITE FOOD?
Pizza


31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS?
A scary movie with a happy ending


32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Emily Bishop does Weatherfield


33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING?
Blue - I think. See question 19.


34. SUMMER OR WINTER?
It changes on a daily basis


35. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hisses


36. FAVORITE DESSERT?
Saharan surprise


37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
You


38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND
Me


39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?
The History of Glue - still can't put it down.


40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
My hand


41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT?
The test card. I have it on VHS.


42. FAVORITE SOUND?
Harumph!


43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES?
We love you Beatles oh yes we do, we love you Beatles and we'll be true, we love you Beatles oh yes we do, oh Beatles we love you.

44. FARTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME?
Three light years


45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
Telekinesis


46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
I was born by the river and like that river I've been dribbling ever since.


47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK?
Buzz Aldrin


48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?
Time is relative my Auntie Senga always used to say

Got a bit over excited last night.

Tried to pack myself into a suitcase and I couldn't contain myself.

I'm reading The History of Glue at the moment and I can't put it down.

I had an origami business once, but it folded.

I think my kettle's haunted. Every time I plug it in a strange ghost-like mist appears from it.

Do I need an exorcist or an electrician?

The moral of this pic is - don't mess with pussy, coz pussy will kill ya.