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I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours.
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| Wednesday, October 22, 2008, 9:05:02 AM- Movie News | ||||||
They plan to use all the cock shots on NN in a remake of Raise The Titanic. Should be a breeze. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 9:08:08 AM- | ||||||
There's twice as many chickens in the world as people. That means if we all eat two chickens this week, they'll be extinct. Then we'll have to eat turkey twizzlers. Frightening thought, isn't it? [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwlGNNqGf_g[/url] | ||||||
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| Sunday, October 19, 2008, 10:16:50 AM- | ||||||
I had a dream about Iggy Pop last night. It didn't last long. We met. He shook my hand and then he asked me to take him sightseeing. I don't know where we were at the time, but I said yes. Then I woke up. Dozed off again and found myself on a train with Andrew Lloyd Webber. Had a gob on him like a Liverpool docker. Said he hadn't a fucking clue what Aladdin was about and he thought Chess was a load of fucking shite. Potty mouth! And no - I didn't have cheese for supper. | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 16, 2008, 9:35:49 AM- Good news and bad news | ||||||
Good news I've been offered a job as a part-time bell ringer for the Salvation Army. Bad news It's the Notre Dame, Paris which is too far to commute. I've got the right hump now. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, October 14, 2008, 9:26:49 AM- | ||||||
Scarys jam blog brought back memories of picking blackberries when I was a kid. There was plenty of them in the hedgerows round our way. I used to walk for miles picking pounds and pounds of the little blighters and picked up a few scratches along the way. My Mum used to make jam and blackberry tarts with them. It was also an excuse to have a day off school on the promise I'd come back with a bucket full of berries. Nice memory. [url]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iirNwgdZbjM[/url] | ||||||
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| Monday, October 13, 2008, 9:34:37 AM- | ||||||
Why are you reading my blog when you should be pervin'? Go look at some nakie pics. Go on - scoot. Call yourselves pervs? Sheesh! | ||||||
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| Saturday, October 11, 2008, 9:18:01 AM- | ||||||
Short blogs. Yes or no? | ||||||
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| Wednesday, October 8, 2008, 8:24:11 AM- | ||||||
Five turn grinner Palomar Double sheel bend Halyard Alpine butterfly bend Common whipping Diagonal Lashing All of the above are types of knot. So - now you know that, you can all go and get knotted. Heehee. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 8:40:39 AM- | ||||||
I had a paper round when I was a kid. The boss was a German. Very strict. Every morning he'd check the paper bags to make sure there was no mistakes. One day I was a bit flustered as he checked my bag. He gave me a stern look. "Zis iz unacceptable!" he shouted. "Your papers are not in order!!" | ||||||
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| Friday, October 3, 2008, 8:46:36 AM- Top 10 Songs To Take A Dump To | ||||||
We Can Work It Out Twist & Shite Rough With The Smooth Hangin' Tough Bangs Of The Old Tin Po I'll Manage Somehow Sweating Bullets One More Try Push and finally... [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaELgMUB3wg[/url] | ||||||
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