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I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours.
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| Monday, December 21, 2009, 11:09:11 AM- | ||||||
An apple, an orange and some monkey nuts. We wuz poor, but we wuz 'appy and everyone was the same. Apart from the rich gits at number 23. They had an inside toilet with proper toilet paper 'n' shit and a real bath. Never mind, I used to listen to number one hippy chick while I scrubbed me back in the old tin bath. [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpFudDAYqxY[/url] | ||||||
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| Friday, December 18, 2009, 10:31:50 AM- | ||||||
 Celebrity voices are now available on satnav, including the above. I imagine it goes something like this. Turn left in 100 yards. Turn left in 50 yards. Left. Left! LEFT!! LEFT YA FUCKER!!!! YE FUCKEN MISSED IT YA STUPID BASTARD!!!!! | ||||||
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| Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 10:45:57 AM- Name that tune | ||||||
I've had a song going round in my head for days, but I can't remember the title or artist. It goes something like this. Da de da de da de doo Scooby dooby wah wah La la la loo loo loo Para-diddle plop Any ideas? | ||||||
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| Tuesday, December 8, 2009, 10:07:20 AM- | ||||||
Think I'll write a book of chat up lines based on status updates. There's a consntant supply of good material. Anyone want my cock? Hard, uncut and ready to cam Anyone in Bophuthatswana? Am hard and horny Blowjob anyone? Am hard and horny Looking for juicy pussy Bored here, anyone in Uzbekhistan care to chat? Pee on me now! Need a good fucking Suck me dry Am hard and horny Gonna let her sneak a look at me precum dripping on my slippers Tit fuck anyone? Am hard and horny It's enough to make a lady swoon and faint clean away, sure you'll agree. Should make a mint. P.S. Am hard and horny. | ||||||
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| Friday, December 4, 2009, 10:26:45 AM- Who do you think you are kitten Mr Kitler? | ||||||
 Mmmmmm....think I'll have Eva Prawn for lunch. | ||||||
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| Thursday, December 3, 2009, 10:55:44 AM- Oompah! Oompah! | ||||||
 Will perform Rodgers and Hammerstein numbers on a three valve euphonium for sex. May consider Leonard Bernstein on the piccolo for right person. Highly sexed members of the Salvation Army welcome. No time wasters. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, December 1, 2009, 10:47:52 AM- | ||||||
Great voice. The album - Lungs - is excellent. [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK3dGMBgzwU[/url] | ||||||
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| Monday, November 30, 2009, 10:25:24 AM- | ||||||
How about a separate emergency number for hoax calls? | ||||||
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| Wednesday, November 25, 2009, 11:05:56 AM- | ||||||
Just posted in Notices and Status Updates. About to post in the forum. | ||||||
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| Friday, November 20, 2009, 10:35:42 AM- | ||||||
Floppy discs are so last century. Enormous hard drives are all the rage these days. Massive ram power at your fingertips. Ready for action in seconds and able to plough through the tightest schedule for hours and hours with the stamina of a bull and unlimited backup to allow extra storage. Power point presentation anyone? | ||||||
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