Thursday night I was in charge of a charity auction and actually ended up as the auctioneer which was fun. The Wife chose to see a movie instead of joining me which sort of sucked (and surprised me as she is usually very supportive of my causes and loves auctions) I had a lot of fun and one of the items was a 'naughty gift basket' donated by a lady who does 'fun parties' it included lube, pasties, a rabbit, coochie cream, and much more. I saved it for almost the end of the auction and was having great fun so I decided to read the list of contents to the group. One of my friends said 'you are not reading it sexxily enough' so I convinced a beautiful girl who was there to come over and read it. I managed to get her to read about 4 items out of 12 before she was too embarrassed to continue. At one point I mentioned that if I got this my wife might not need me any more and my friend about fell over laughing and spit his food out! Finally started the bidding and there were three attendees trying to win it, but I wanted it as well. As best as we could figure the package is worth about $75 - 100, it ended up being me bidding against the cute girl (who is about 2. I won the basket for $55! After I got it home I thought about putting it on the bed to surprise The Wife, but she came home in a FOUL mood so I left it hidden behind a chair. Now I am wondering why I bothered to spend the money since she really doesn't seem to like sex anymore anyway. Oh well, the money went to a good cause ......

Last night, for some reason (tat I cannot fully explain) I decided to attempt once again to fuck The Wife. Well, as usual, I had to be the aggressor for quite a bit before she gave in. Once she indicated her willingness, I moved to eat her which I did for about 20 minutes with little response from her while she played with my dick. Finally, I got tired of licking her and getting no response so I turned around to enter her which was not easy as she was not as wet as you would expect after 20 minutes of oral. I did get in and proceeded to fuck her for about 5 minutes till we both came. As she was cumming, she got a horrible cramp in her but cheeks which caused her to push me away. I did cum in her pussy, but all in all it was not very satisfying.

Well, last night my son and his GF had a fight and he punched a solid wood door and apparently badly broke his hand so The Ex (his mom) spent the night at the ER getting him fixed up. No nookie with her this morning.......

She showed up this morning not in a good mood. Turns out her 'partner' for some reason decided that he wanted sex last night at 4:30 AM. I am guessing that there was some 'activity' probably a BJ as she was not in the mood to kiss me and that would be a good indication. I do not care if they have sex or not, in fact I would sort of like to get with her afterwards when she is 'fresh' from being with him but she is unlikely to allow that to happen. she will be coming over tomorrow morning for breakfast and hopefully we wil have a good fuck session as well as breakfast.

So yesterday we get some packages delivered and I had no idea what they were and as they were addressed to The Wife, I did not open them. When I finally got home yesterday I kept hearing this 'sandpaper' type noise and I could not figure it out. Finally, I said what the HELL is that annoying noise?? The Wife proudly shows me the 'weight loss' pants she is wearing! WTH!! she says well I got them on sale and they make you sweat so you loose weight. Ok, now this is where I should have shut the hell up, but is she NUTS? I said it directly, honey, if it was that easy to loose weight, no one would have gastric bypass surgery and people would not take pills. they would just wear stupid pants (ok, I did not say stupid) I am just like you wasted how much money on this? and she says well, they were on sale thru Groupon normally over $100 and she got them for $30 (each x3) I am like, there is a reason that they are only $30 - no one was buying them.
Ok, rant over - back to being my regular quiet self ....... shhhh

Well, last night I was thinking it has been 6 weeks so perhaps I can get The Wife to fuck. We went to bed and she seemed to not be too tired, so when she got into bed, I moved my pillow closer to her and tried to show some affection. She simply put her hand on my arm and went to sleep! Before she got too deep asleep, I moved away from her as it frustrated and pissed me off. Of course, I woke up with major wood, so I went to my computer and joined the one person who knows me best (myself).
Pleasure is definitely greater with a partner, but oh well.
Hope everyone had a great weekend!

On the 4th, I let The Wife sleep in so she would be well rested, we had a slow,relaxing morning and then called my Oldest daughter who wanted to go swimsuit shopping with The Wife (who is stepmom). We all went shopping and had a nice time after which The Wife and I went back home and rested for about 2 hours before heading out to the Fireworks celebration to meet our friends. We had a nice time and were back in time for the 10 o'clock news. When we went to bed, I figured maybe we can have our own fireworks celebration right here, so I started rubbing her back which usually gets her going. After a few minutes, I took her hand and moved it to my dick which she basically just held softly as she fell asleep!
So much for that - this is why I do not bother trying!
Here's hoping everyone had a safe and happy 4th of July celebration.

The Ex and I have been verbally bantering back and fourth about fucking and we were both getting so horny over the past few days but have been really busy with work and family. Finally, this morning we had a business meeting together and had to run back to the house to review some paperwork. Once we got there, I pointed out that if we wanted to 'have fun' we needed to do it NOW or it would be later in the week. Next thing I know, we are in the bedroom naked and I am munching away at her pussy. Although this was a shorter than usual session (only about 12 minutes total) we were both worn out and had made a total mess of the covers. After that, we straightened out the bed and got dressed again and went on back to work. We both agreed that this was better than ANY fireworks!

Since I last fucked The Wife, I was thinking about going in and trying to wake her for a morning fuck, but decided to stay here and have a jerk.

Well, the past 3 weeks have been crazy busy since I started a new job and set up The Ex to be running my roofing company so although we still see each other related to work, we are both really busy and have not had the time to get together for our fuck sessions. Yesterday that finally ended. We were discussing our schedule for yesterday and today and I pointed out that we would have time today for a nice relaxing 'interlude'. Her response was why not now? Since we had 45 minutes before I had to leave for my next meeting I said of course. We went to the bedroom and got undressed and laid down together, I started playing with her and kissing all over her body and ended up sucking on her always sensitive tits for about 10 minutes. After getting her good and worked up by that, I moved down to her tasty pussy and started sucking up her juices after about 5 minutes of this she says 'I cant take it any longer and need to cum' at which point I said go ahead, she started screaming and came hard and I just sucked harder and pushed my tongue in to gather more of her delicious juices. As she came down from the climax, I got up and pulled on the condom that I had waiting and moved to fuck her as I entered her she seemed tighter than usual and I told her so (It may have been because she was still climaxing) I proceeded to fuck her for a few minutes before I came myself.
Unfortunately, as wonderful as that was, we both needed to go to work afterwards. Hopefully, we will have another opportunity today or Monday.
Hope everyone has a great weekend!