My name is Jodie. I truly believe ignorance is bliss. I support causes. I make messes. I often contradict myself. I'm indecisive but I know what I want. I am melodramatic. I have a thing for Elvis films. I find bliss in small things. I have ridiculous sized boobs. I have a dirty mind. I like to dance in my underwear and wear flowers in my hair. I swallow my gum. I often repeat myself. I want a dinosaur. I wish I could do Jedi mind tricks. I am not pretty, or skinny. I watch porn. I pull weird faces on my web cam. I use the word "marvellous" too much. I have a lot to loose. And a lot to gain. I'm not good at accepting compliments. I love a good argument. but not the ones that make me hate you. I am full of regrets. but I don't regret that. I'm a big nerd. I'm probably not who you think I am

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