Life isn't meant to be Easy,it's meant to be LIVED.
Sometimes HAPPY,other times Rough.....
But with every up and down you learn Lessons that make you STRONG....

I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

A Doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives.we should always finish things that we start.
Since we could all more calm in our lives.I decided to look around the house for things I'd started but failed to finish.So I finished a bottle of Merlot,a bottle of Chardonnay,a bodle of Baileys,a butle of wum,tha mainder of Valiumiun scriptins,an a pox a choclutz. Yu his no idr how fablus i fill rit no.Sned dis to ur frenz who need inner piss.An telum u luvum,,,,,

If you love a Flower,don't pick it up.
Because if you pick it up it Dies and it ceases to be what you Love.
So if you Love a Flower,let it be.
Love is not about Possession.
Love is about Appreciation.....

Womans Poem

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome,smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call,not wait for weeks,
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend,won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand,
Massage my feet and help me stand,
Oh send a king to make me queen,
A man who loves to cook and clean,
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish a visit with my mother.


A Man's Poem

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,who loves to send me fishing and drinking,
This doesn't rhyme and I dont give a S###,,,,,

1. Make peace with your Past,so it doesn't spoil your future.

2. What others think of you is NONE of your Business.

3. Time Heals almost everything,Give the Time ,Some Time.

4. No one is the Reason for your Happiness,Except you yourself.

5. Don't compare your Life with others,You have no idea what their Journey is all about.

6. Stop Thinking too much,It's alright not to know all the Answers.

7. SMILE, You don't own all the Problems in the World.

Family isn't always blood.
It's the people in your life who want you in theirs;the ones who accept you for who you are.
The ones who would do anything to see you smile and who love you no matter what!....
Share if you agree.

Hi It's been a long time since I was last on this site,I have been away on an extended holiday and was unable to get on the internet,I have missed you all and hope to be able to post some blogs and pics soon.

The Brain is a most outstanding organ,it works for 24 hours a day,365 days right from your Birth until you fall in LOVE.....


Not been to good of late but all is well again now,time to catch up on all my friends....

This is the actual transcript of a radio conversation between the British and Irish,off the coast of Kerry in October 1998.....

Irish: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision...

British: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees north to avoid a collision...

Irish: Negative,You will have to divert your course 15 degrees south to avoid a collision...

British: this is the Captain of a British Warship,I say again,divert YOUR course...

Irish:Negative,I say again YOU will have to CHANGE course...

British: This is the Aircraft carrier HMS Ark Royal,The largest vessel in the British fleet,we are accompanied by three Destroyers,two Cruisers and various support vessels.I demand that you change your course 15 degrees north,that is ,I say again 15 degrees north or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the Safety of the Ship...

Irish:WE are a LIGHTHOUSE,your CALL....

Before SEX: You help each other get Naked.

After SEX: You get dressed by Yourself.

Moral of the Story...

In LIFE: No one helps you once you've have SCREWED......