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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything
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| Thursday, September 20, 2012, 6:45:13 PM- 5 Funny facts | ||||||
1 Having 1 Child makes you a Parent,but having 2 makes you a Refree... 2 Marriage is a relationship in which One person is Always Right and the other is Always Husband... 3 You cannot Buy Love but you pay Heavily for IT 4 Wife and Husband always Compromise,Husband admits he is Wrong and Wife agrees with him. 5 Our Language is called the Mother Tongue because the Father never gets to get a Word in. | ||||||
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| Wednesday, September 19, 2012, 9:11:52 PM- Happy | ||
Everyone wants to be Happy! There is no Secret. You create your own Happiness. HOW?. BE grateful, be kind,be positive,take Time to help others, Smile,Smile, Smile. Laugh have Fun and love who you are, Cherish RELATIONSHIPS, Relax and enjoy every moment of every Day, HAPPINESS comes from Within,you have Control. Take Advantage of your Authority to be HAPPY..... | ||
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| Sunday, September 2, 2012, 8:10:27 AM- Medical alert.... | ||||||
This is a Medical Alert,A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS,you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) "Radioactive UnWork Medicine" (RUM) "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter" (BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen" (VODKA)....Get well soon.... | ||||||
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| Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 6:05:39 PM- My Body... | ||||||
If my Body were a Car,I would Trade it in for a newer Model.... Every time I sneeze or splutter,my Radiator leaks and my Exhaust Backfires..... | ||||||
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| Tuesday, August 21, 2012, 6:00:56 PM- Girls... | ||
Girls are like Apples on Trees, The best one's are at the Top of the Tree, The Boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt, Instead, they just get the Rotten Apples from the ground that aren't as good, but Easy. So the Apples at the Top think something is Wrong with then, when in reality,there Amazing,they just have to wait for the Right Boy to come along,the one who is Brave enough to Climb to the Top of the Tree..... | ||
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| Friday, August 17, 2012, 7:27:31 PM- Just a thought... | ||||||
Sometimes a good Cry in the shower is all that you need,to release the Pain that has built up inside..... | ||||||
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| Saturday, August 11, 2012, 7:51:35 AM- LOVE! | ||||||
Find someone who isn't afraid to admit that they Miss you. Someone who knows your not Perfect,but treats you as if you were.Someone who couldn't Imagine Losing you,Someone who gives there heart to you Completely.Someone who says I LOVE YOU and Proves it.Last but not least Someone who wouldn't mind Waking up with you in the morning,seeing your wrinkles and grey hair but still falls in LOVE with you all over again....... | ||||||
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| Sunday, August 5, 2012, 8:19:24 PM- Rich.... | ||
Boy: Hi. Girl:.What?. Boy: How are you?. Girl: Do I know you?. Boy: I'm Rich. Girl: Hi,I'm Nani I'm 20,nice to meet you! Boy: No No, "RICH" is my name. Girl: Sorry I don't talk to Boys....... | ||
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| Thursday, July 26, 2012, 8:17:28 PM- Forgiveness..... | ||||||
Forgiveness is not EASY to give to Others when we're wronged, But if we do not Give it our Hurt and Pain will be prolonged, like a Wound that is infected and gets worse as time goes by, we cannot just Ignore it no matter how hard we try, sometimes there are no Reasons for the things that People do, No Excuses or Explanations that Justify what they Put us through, BUT REMEMBER...Jesus told us to FORGIVE the same way our Father FORGIVES us, So we can move toward the Love instead of Staying Bitter and Callused. Forgiveness releases the Negative that has Consumed and taken over, IT Frees us to Love and Live again as our hardened Hearts grow softer, YES..Forgiveness can be very Hard but it's something we Must do, If we want God to Forgive Us then we must Forgive Others TO..... | ||||||
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| Monday, July 23, 2012, 8:20:05 PM- A Woman's Poem... | ||
He didn't like the Casserole, He didn't like my Cake, He said my Biscuits were to Hard, Not like Mother used to make, I didn't Perk the Coffee right, He Didn't like my Stew, I didn't mend his Socks, The way his Mother used to do, I pondered for an Answer, I was looking for a Clue, Then I turned around and Slapped the Crap out of him, The way his Mother used to DO...... | ||
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