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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything
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| Tuesday, June 19, 2012, 7:05:45 PM- Funny.... | ||||||
A dog ask's a Cat,"why do you always make love in Secret?. The cat answers,"Coz we don't want Humans to copy us like they did to you Dogs"....... | ||||||
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| Sunday, June 17, 2012, 6:47:01 AM- Friends. | ||||||
If two Friends ask you to judge a dispute,don't accept,because you will loose a friend;on the other hand,if two strangers come with the same request,accept because you will gain one Friend.... | ||||||
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| Friday, June 8, 2012, 5:59:11 PM- A Little.......... | ||
There is always a little Truth behind every "Just Kidding"... A little Knowledge behind every "I Don't Know"... A little Emotion behind every "I Don't Care"... And a Little Pain behind every "I'm O K"...... | ||
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| Thursday, June 7, 2012, 7:27:44 AM- Shop | ||||||
Had a bit of a mix up at the shops yesterday,Apparently when the cashier said Strip down facing me she was referring to my Credit Card..... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, June 6, 2012, 7:25:02 PM- OLD!... | ||||||
OMG,I'm rich! Silver in the hair. Gold in the teeth. Crystals in the Kidneys. Sugar in the blood. Lead in the butt. Iron in the arteries. And an inexhaustible supply of natural gas!. I never thought I would accumulate such Wealth..... | ||||||
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| Monday, June 4, 2012, 7:16:47 PM- Rules to maintain a Healthy level of Insanity.... | ||
1...Every time someone asks you to do something,ASK,Do you want Fries with that. 2...In the Memo Field of all your Checks, Write," For Marijuana". 3...Order a Diet Water whenever you go out for a Meal,With a Serious Face. 4...Specify that your Drive through order,Is TO GO. 5...Sing along at the Opera. 6...Five days in Advance,Tell your friends you can't attend there Party because you have a Headache. 7...When the Money comes out of the ATM,Scream,I WON I WON. 8...When leaving the Zoo,Start running to the Car Park shouting,"Run for your Life,There Loose" And the final way to keep a Healthy Level of Insanity. Pick up a Box of Condoms in the Chemist's go to the Counter and a Ask Were the Fitting Room is. | ||
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| Saturday, June 2, 2012, 9:58:34 AM- Special... | ||
Butterflies don't know the colour of there Wings,but human eyes know how Beautiful it is. Likewise, you don't know how good you are,but others can see you are Special..... | ||
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| Friday, June 1, 2012, 5:55:30 PM- LOVE! | ||||||
Iv'e noticed that being with you, I Smile a little more often. I Anger a little less Quickly. The Sun shines A little Brighter. Life is so much Sweeter. For being with you ,Takes me to a Different Place, A Place called LOVE.... | ||||||
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| Friday, June 1, 2012, 6:29:40 AM- The little Black Dress. | ||||||
A Blonde drops off her Little Black dress at the cleaners. On the way out the door,the lady at the counter says"Come again." The Blonde says"no it's Toothpaste this time you Nosey B******... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, May 30, 2012, 7:23:52 PM- A Friend Unseen(Dedicated to my internet Friends). | ||||||
It's strange to have a Friend that you have never Hugged,lightly touched there arm or looked into there Eyes. But you have Touched there Soul,felt there Heart,been Embraced by the Warmth of there being. A Friend unseen is not a Friend untouched.The eyes of the Soul will Gaze,the Heart will Embrace,the Image will stand Tall but only in a Dream.... | ||||||
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