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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything
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| Saturday, March 31, 2012, 7:22:17 AM- | ||
I got a DIG BICK You that read wrong. You read that wrong too. | ||
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| Friday, March 30, 2012, 7:26:38 PM- Once upon a time.... | ||||||
Once upon a Time,a Beautiful,independent Princess happened upon a Frog at a Pond. The Frog said to the Princess,"I was once a handsome Prince but an evil Witch put a spell on me.One kiss from you and I will turn back into a Prince.Then we can Marry,move into the Castle,you can prepare my Meals clean my Cloths bear my Children and forever feel Happy for doing so. That night,while the Princess dined on Frogs Legs,she Laughed to herself and thought, I REALlY don't think So..... | ||||||
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| Sunday, March 11, 2012, 8:45:42 PM- Life's Journey.... | ||
Life's Journey is not to arrive at the Graveside safely in a well Preserved Body, but Rather to skid in Sideways,Totally Worn Out,Shouting "Holy Shit..What a Ride!"..... | ||
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| Thursday, March 8, 2012, 10:34:40 PM- Lovely Logics... | ||||||
1. Make peace with your Past so it dosen't spoil your Present. 2. What others think about You is none of your Business.. 3.Time Heals almost everything,Give the Time some Time.. 4. No one is the Reason for your Happiness except you Yourself.. 5. Don't compare your Life with Others,You have no Idea what there Journey is all about.. 6. Stop Thinking too much, It's all right not to Know all the Answers.. 7. Smile! You don't Own all the Problems in the world.. | ||||||
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| Thursday, March 8, 2012, 10:21:37 PM- Lovely Logics... | ||
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| Tuesday, March 6, 2012, 11:15:41 PM- Woman. | ||||||
You can tell a lot about a Woman just by her Hands, For instance...If they're placed around you'r Throat she's probably Slightly upset.... | ||||||
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| Friday, March 2, 2012, 8:52:53 PM- Tummy Trouble | ||
A little Boy walks into his parents room to see his Mum on top of his Dad bouncing up and down,His Parents stop and his Mum quickly dismounts and pulls the covers around herself, "What are you doing to Daddy?" the boy ask's his Mum." Well your Dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it" she explains."you are wasting you'r time," says the little boy."When you go shopping the lady next door gets on her knees and blows it right back up again. | ||
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| Wednesday, February 29, 2012, 9:31:56 PM- Words of Wisdom | ||
By the time a Woman realises her Mother was right,she has a Daughter who thinks she's Wrong... | ||
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| Wednesday, February 22, 2012, 11:18:42 PM- Senior Citizen Texting Code.... | ||
ATD..At the Doctors. BFF..Best Friend Fell. BTW..Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT..Bring your Own Teeth. FWIW..Forgot Were I Was. GGPBL..Gotta Go Power Battery Low. GHA..Got Heartburn Again. IMHO..Is My Hearing-Aid On. OMSG..Oh-My!Sorry Gas. OMMR..On My Massage Recliner. TTYL..Talk To You Louder. | ||
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| Friday, February 17, 2012, 8:46:25 PM- Alcohol | ||||||
Alcohol does not make you FAT, It makes you LEAN...against Tables,Chairs,Walls,Floors and UGLY PEOPLE. | ||||||
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